View Full Version : Do you sometimes laugh at the misfortunes of others?
Clete Torres
07-17-2005, 12:42 PM
My girlfriend and I are not on speaking terms today because last night I witnessed her walking barefoot out of the kitchen and she stubbed her toe really hard on the door casing. She dropped to the floor in writhing pain while I laid down on the couch with uncontrollable laughter. I've had the exact same accident several times, and although it's never been a laughing mater when it's happened to me, my hysterical laughing would not let me feel sympathy for her. What's wrong with me?
Falco
07-17-2005, 12:47 PM
My girlfriend and I are not on speaking terms today because last night I witnessed her walking barefoot out of the kitchen and she stubed her toe really hard on the door casing. She dropped to the floor in writhing pain while I laid down on the couch with uncontrollable laughter. I've have the exact same accident several times, and although it's never been a laughing mater when it's happened to me, my hysterical laughing would not let me feel sympathy for her. What's wrong with me?
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
I laugh at your misfortune p-)
Ayura
07-17-2005, 12:50 PM
If they don't laugh, I won't laugh. If they laugh, I laugh.
tyovan
07-17-2005, 01:04 PM
It's your girlfriend - if she was in pain you should have comforted her, not laughed at her!
elguapo
07-17-2005, 01:24 PM
yes
Brentmeister
07-17-2005, 01:51 PM
What's wrong with me?
My prognosis is that you are suffering from what is known in the trade as Infantilism Schadenfreude. Your other thread "have you ever **** your pants" and your reply to my question hard brown or easy pink suggests to me you urgently require Psychiatric help.
Clete Torres
07-17-2005, 02:01 PM
What's wrong with me?
My prognosis is that you are suffering from what is known in the trade as Infantilism Schadenfreude. Your other thread "have you ever **** your pants" and your reply to my question hard brown or easy pink suggests to me you urgently require Psychiatric help.**** your armature opinion. However, I will cut you some slack if your pants situation ever changes. I'm still taking entrees.
Bulkowski
07-17-2005, 02:12 PM
Well, If you aren't "on speaking terms" with your girlfriend because you laughed at her when she stubbed her toe, that's a good thing because she obviously took it way too seriously and can't handle the fact that she was being a goofy ass and hit her toe on a wall. On the other hand, you lying on a couch yelling "lol lol, lmao" didn't help....
Clete Torres
07-17-2005, 02:23 PM
Well, If you aren't "on speaking terms" with your girlfriend because you laughed at her when she stubbed her toe, that's a good thing because she obviously took it way too seriously and can't handle the fact that she was being a goofy ass and hit her toe on a wall. On the other hand, you lying on a couch yelling "lol lol, lmao" didn't help....I meant "What's wrong with me?" more as an ironic musing, not as an actual question. The klutz stubbed her toe, it wasn't a **** ing emergency. The news isn't all bad though because I'm kinda actually enjoying the silence right now. That hit bitch really knows how to babble some times.
Falco
07-17-2005, 02:58 PM
If they don't laugh, I won't laugh. If they laugh, I laugh.
Get balls and think for yourself p-)
wormie
07-17-2005, 03:05 PM
Hahaha, the other day my brother walked into my room and stretched... He is 6'4" so he's huge... Well, he didn't know the fan was on and when he stretched it caught his arms and knocked the crap out of him... I laughed my ass off.
Johnny_H02
07-17-2005, 03:06 PM
Do you sometimes laugh at the misfortunes of others?
All the time, except when its overly bad and not funny.
Macs.
07-17-2005, 03:10 PM
Clete, I am the answer to all your questions.
achilles
07-17-2005, 03:22 PM
My girlfriend and I are not on speaking terms today because last night I witnessed her walking barefoot out of the kitchen and she stubbed her toe really hard on the door casing. She dropped to the floor in writhing pain while I laid down on the couch with uncontrollable laughter. I've had the exact same accident several times, and although it's never been a laughing mater when it's happened to me, my hysterical laughing would not let me feel sympathy for her. What's wrong with me?
I guess nothing is wrong with you...i would worry if you stepped on her other toe just to perpetuate the entertainment
Clete Torres
07-17-2005, 03:22 PM
Clete, I am the answer to all your questions.You're a goofy German at best. Untill you come up with a game plan that includes me getting laid tonight you're useless to me.
Macs.
07-17-2005, 03:26 PM
Clete, I am the answer to all your questions.You're a goofy German at best. Untill you come up with a game plan that includes me getting laid tonight you're useless to me.
Well, guess what ?
Falco
07-17-2005, 03:28 PM
Clete, I am the answer to all your questions.You're a goofy German at best. Untill you come up with a game plan that includes me getting laid tonight you're useless to me.
Well, guess what ?
Disguise yourself as a woman doesn't count.
Macs.
07-17-2005, 03:29 PM
Clete, I am the answer to all your questions.You're a goofy German at best. Untill you come up with a game plan that includes me getting laid tonight you're useless to me.
Well, guess what ?
Disguise yourself as a woman doesn't count.
You should have tell me this 2 hours ago.
Clete Torres
07-17-2005, 03:29 PM
Clete, I am the answer to all your questions.You're a goofy German at best. Untill you come up with a game plan that includes me getting laid tonight you're useless to me.
Well, guess what ?I'm not biting you goofy ****. You should work on a game plan that includes getting you laid.
Macs.
07-17-2005, 03:31 PM
Clete, I am the answer to all your questions.You're a goofy German at best. Untill you come up with a game plan that includes me getting laid tonight you're useless to me.
Well, guess what ?I'm not biting you goofy ****. You should work on a game plan that includes getting you laid.
Well, I have a plan which gets me and you laid.
P.S. at the same time.
Falco
07-17-2005, 03:31 PM
Clete, I am the answer to all your questions.You're a goofy German at best. Untill you come up with a game plan that includes me getting laid tonight you're useless to me.
Well, guess what ?
Disguise yourself as a woman doesn't count.
You should have tell me this 2 hours ago.
Atleast try to minimise the damage, and lose the strap-on.
<Gypsum Fantastic>
07-17-2005, 06:14 PM
Clete, I am the answer to all your questions.You're a goofy German at best. Untill you come up with a game plan that includes me getting laid tonight you're useless to me.
Well, guess what ?I'm not biting you goofy ****. You should work on a game plan that includes getting you laid.
Well, I have a plan which gets me and you laid.
P.S. at the same time.
Please continue...
I always end up chuckling...
Midav
07-17-2005, 06:19 PM
Never have and probably never will.
Falco
07-17-2005, 06:44 PM
Clete, I am the answer to all your questions.You're a goofy German at best. Untill you come up with a game plan that includes me getting laid tonight you're useless to me.
Well, guess what ?I'm not biting you goofy ****. You should work on a game plan that includes getting you laid.
Well, I have a plan which gets me and you laid.
P.S. at the same time.
Please continue...
Be careful with anything that has macs and *** in the same sentence. You'd prebably be safer picking up soap bars in the public showers of a maximum security prison.
walford
07-17-2005, 07:41 PM
What's wrong with me?My prognosis is that you are suffering from what is known in the trade as Infantilism Schadenfreude. Your other thread "have you ever **** your pants" and your reply to my question hard brown or easy pink suggests to me you urgently require Psychiatric help.f*** your armature [?] opinion. However, I will cut you some slack if your pants situation ever changes. I'm still taking entrees [?].1. Sorry, I'm with Brent on this one. Laughing at misfortune [and ****ting your pants past single-digit age]? You laughed at a loved one's pain.
2. Spelling errors can make it difficult to be understood. Taking entrees? What are you a waiter? Bring me a club sandwich.
Clete Torres
07-17-2005, 07:50 PM
What's wrong with me?My prognosis is that you are suffering from what is known in the trade as Infantilism Schadenfreude. Your other thread "have you ever **** your pants" and your reply to my question hard brown or easy pink suggests to me you urgently require Psychiatric help.f*** your armature [?] opinion. However, I will cut you some slack if your pants situation ever changes. I'm still taking entrees [?].1. Sorry, I'm with Brent on this one. Laughing at misfortune [and ****ting your pants past single-digit age]? You laughed at a loved one's pain.
2. Spelling errors can make it difficult to be understood. Taking entrees? What are you a waiter? Bring me a club sandwich.You'll get nothing and like it. Entrees? Let me check the dictionary. Oh, entries. I'm a jackass. Not a fecal freak. Don't ever correct me again ****bird.
walford
07-17-2005, 08:50 PM
What's wrong with me?My prognosis is that you are suffering from what is known in the trade as Infantilism Schadenfreude. Your other thread "have you ever **** your pants" and your reply to my question hard brown or easy pink suggests to me you urgently require Psychiatric help.f*** your armature [?] opinion. However, I will cut you some slack if your pants situation ever changes. I'm still taking entrees [?].1. Sorry, I'm with Brent on this one. Laughing at misfortune [and ****ting your pants past single-digit age]? You laughed at a loved one's pain.
2. Spelling errors can make it difficult to be understood. Taking entrees? What are you a waiter? Bring me a club sandwich.You'll get nothing and like it. Entrees? Let me check the dictionary. Oh, entries. I'm a jackass. Not a fecal freak. Don't ever correct me again ****bird.You're a rather rude waiter, I'll have to speak to the Belgian manager, Wanderer. So what's all this about an armature, babe?
http://www3.sympatico.ca/surfin.dude/creative/clocks/propclk/armature.JPG
Macs.
07-17-2005, 08:50 PM
get this thing away from here.
Clete Torres
07-17-2005, 09:02 PM
What's wrong with me?My prognosis is that you are suffering from what is known in the trade as Infantilism Schadenfreude. Your other thread "have you ever **** your pants" and your reply to my question hard brown or easy pink suggests to me you urgently require Psychiatric help.f*** your armature [?] opinion. However, I will cut you some slack if your pants situation ever changes. I'm still taking entrees [?].1. Sorry, I'm with Brent on this one. Laughing at misfortune [and ****ting your pants past single-digit age]? You laughed at a loved one's pain.
2. Spelling errors can make it difficult to be understood. Taking entrees? What are you a waiter? Bring me a club sandwich.You'll get nothing and like it. Entrees? Let me check the dictionary. Oh, entries. I'm a jackass. Not a fecal freak. Don't ever correct me again ****bird.You're a rather rude waiter, I'll have to speak to the Belgian manager, Wanderer. So what's all this about an armature, babe?
http://www3.sympatico.ca/surfin.dude/creative/clocks/propclk/armature.JPGQuit proofreading my post numb nuts. Amature.
walford
07-17-2005, 09:20 PM
rofl
tyovan
07-18-2005, 07:31 AM
Amature.
I believe the word you're searching for is amateur.
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=amateur
;)
walford
07-18-2005, 09:56 AM
I laugh at the misfortune of doofuses being, well...doofuses.
I laugh at the misfortune of doofuses being, well...doofuses.
Welcome to my world.
Violet Fashion by Mindy
07-18-2005, 10:02 AM
Laughing at peoples misfortune can come back and bite you on the ass in a big ****ing way.
Remember
The person you laugh at could very well be in a position to save your life in the future.
walford
07-18-2005, 10:09 AM
Laughing at peoples misfortune can come back and bite you on the ass in a big f*** way. Remember The person you laugh at could very well be in a position to save your life in the future.If I'm in a position in which my life is in the hands of a doofus, I DESERVE to expire.
California Joe
07-18-2005, 10:16 AM
Walfor may only be an armature English teacher, not a ****fessional like farmgirl but he cracked me up.
It's never funny till someone loses an eye.
Walfor may only be an armature English teacher, not a ****fessional like farmgirl but he cracked me up.
It's never funny till someone loses an eye.
I had to read that twice to realise exactly what it said... rofl
Herrmannek
07-18-2005, 10:34 AM
Feel invited http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=54446
Walfor may only be an armature English teacher, not a ****fessional like farmgirl but he cracked me up.
It's never funny till someone loses an eye.
I had to read that twice to realise exactly what it said... rofl
Lexi, have you hooked up with that russian gentleman yet? p-)
Walfor may only be an armature English teacher, not a ****fessional like farmgirl but he cracked me up.
It's never funny till someone loses an eye.
I had to read that twice to realise exactly what it said... rofl
Lexi, have you hooked up with that russian gentleman yet? p-)
Um.. no.. hahaha.
Very funny Thor.. :hug:
Macs.
07-18-2005, 10:36 AM
Walfor may only be an armature English teacher, not a ****fessional like farmgirl but he cracked me up.
It's never funny till someone loses an eye.
I had to read that twice to realise exactly what it said... rofl
There is a hidden Massage in it.
Walfor may only be an armature English teacher, not a ****fessional like farmgirl but he cracked me up.
It's never funny till someone loses an eye.
I had to read that twice to realise exactly what it said... rofl
There is a hidden Massage in it.
Massage eh? You know, my neck does hurt....
Clete Torres
07-18-2005, 10:56 AM
Write it in the sky in gossamer tear drops. All of you are armatures.
Macs.
07-18-2005, 10:57 AM
Expect me.
My girlfriend and I are not on speaking terms today because last night I witnessed her walking barefoot out of the kitchen and she stubbed her toe really hard on the door casing. She dropped to the floor in writhing pain while I laid down on the couch with uncontrollable laughter. I've had the exact same accident several times, and although it's never been a laughing mater when it's happened to me, my hysterical laughing would not let me feel sympathy for her. What's wrong with me?
I've been in the same situation a hundred times, I just can't control myself when people hurt themself in a comical way. It's not that I'm laughing at the fact that they're in physical pain, more at the situation and how they got hurt.
And then I notice how ridiculous it is that I'm laughing, and I laugh some more. :|
Hawkeye
07-18-2005, 12:33 PM
I love laughing at other people
especially at the ones I hate, it's really fun when you rub it in and make the dumb dude look ridiculous
walford
07-18-2005, 02:21 PM
Write it in the sky in gossamer tear drops. [So if we're writing IN tear drops, then the sky is thus MADE of tear drops? What will we write with?] All of you are armatures. [Leave my substantial Welsh armature out of this.]
Expect me.I expected you onto the wall, now you are oozing downward. Gross, but somehow gratifying.
Moledet
07-18-2005, 02:55 PM
Ofcourse.
Example:
http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=54167
Hawkeye
07-18-2005, 03:03 PM
Ofcourse.
Example:
http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=54167
Imagine me laughing when some Israeli kills another Israeli, or whatever. This whole place would be upside down, and I'd be banned.
But laughing at dead (teenage) Palestinians, whats wrong with that? I bet they're not even human anyways ...
:roll:
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