Strangest thing you've seen so far today

[gaz]

A colleague of mine was just going through some old air accident reports and found a picture of an upturned Cessna on top of a dead zebra. The cessna was landing, hit the zebra and flipped over, landing on top of it.

Presumably I'll see nothing stranger today.

[Hawkeye]

Belgium is expected to announce that it's buying 1,3 BILLION euros in military materiel

[EasyC]

a learner driver flew past me coming home from work today, and it was raining.

[gaz]

The judge has ruled and the dead zebra's still winning.

[Hawkeye]

Hmm, but its noon here. Good stuff will come later on tonight

Time for the 1300 news, BE military equipement coming in :D

[Thor]

A norwegian driving on the right side of the road.

[Eat a bullet]

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/5889/norton2sm.gif
Yup, thats it, but it's only 4am.

[Hawkeye]

Sorry gaz, but Eat a bullet wins

[wormie]

http://www.elephant.com/images/5yimage002.jpg

[digrar]

I've got an accident report somewhere from when I was studying aeronautics at school. Our teacher was ex RAAF, he washed out when he discovered he couldn't invert without vomiting :P . Anyway he had a similar accident on a bush strip in North/West Australia where he took out a donkey, except he decapitated it with his wing. ;)

[Clete Torres]

My girlfriend pulling her underwear from the crack of her ass. I'm thinking about dumping her.

[gaz]

http://www.elephant.com/images/5yimage002.jpg

That's the one, though I'm now considering changing my choice since I've seen this (http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=54344)

[Violet Fashion by Mindy]

****

[gaz]

You betcher everlovin' A mister.

[Hawkeye]

gaz wins over Minardiau
you look even wierder now Minardiau, you looked the best in that first pic, with the beer in your hand.

[MaDuce]

****
Whats a matter not alot of ****s in Aussy land?

[Violet Fashion by Mindy]

Yep there is no ****s in Australia. All the ****s are in the Northern Hemesphere.

[Lexi]

That Zebra looks like it **** itself.

[penna]

i wonder if in africa they have zebra collision policies with their insurance?

[digrar]

That Zebra looks like it **** itself.

Looks like normal build up from an animal that can't wipe it's own arse.

[Ria]

Went to the beach today...and as you were going down onto the sand, there was a wall with some signs on it, and one said, "Distribute drugs 500 ft. from the sand or boardwalk." :lol: whaaa?

[Thor]

My contribution:
http://www.aftonbladet.se/noje/0507/15/snowroller375.jpg

[Zarathustra]

Yep there is no ****s in Australia. All the ****s are in the Northern Hemesphere.

I've met some jackasses aussies too. ****s are everywhere.

[Bulkowski]

I saw a dragonfly grab a fly in the air and then eat it... it was pretty sweet ;)