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djon
07-28-2005, 05:06 AM
Cops Find **** Man Looking for Gump's Home

Tue Jul 26, 5:53 PM ET



A 26-year-old vagrant was charged with indecent exposure after police found him standing naked in a cornfield chewing on a cob near a country club. "He said he wanted to see the house where Forrest Gump lived," said Police Chief William Nale.

Gump is the fictional character in a novel by Alabama author Winston Groom that became a hit movie.

The Littleville police chief declined to release the man's name Tuesday but said his family lives in Michigan and he had been in a California institution earlier this year. After his arrest, the man was taken for a mental evaluation.

He was spotted Monday morning near twin Pines Country Club.

"He was standing in a cornfield, picking the corn and eating it raw," Nale said. "He didn't have anything on, not even his shoes. He was as naked as the day he was born."

Authorities said the man was taken into custody without any trouble.

"I asked him where his clothes were and he said he got hot (Sunday night), took them off and laid them on the railroad tracks and then couldn't remember where they were," Nale said.

The suspect told authorities that he was a homeless drifter following the railroad tracks to south Alabama, where he thought he would find the Gump home.

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Information from: TimesDaily, http://www.timesdaily.com/

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050726/ap_on_fe_st/indecent_exposure;_ylt=AoCQOsHhToeRZXXDB7vJdXQsQE4F;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl

gaz
07-28-2005, 05:08 AM
If I was ever going to try to find a movie characters home whilst nekkid it'd probably be Nancy from Sin City (The grown up version you perverts!!!!!).

Slinky
07-28-2005, 08:16 AM
LMAO!!
btw, the movie rocked!!

robaco
07-28-2005, 09:14 AM
http://img286.imageshack.us/img286/8710/filhote3dg8da.jpg

Warning graphic, NSFW, gross, very disturbing ect ect

Rantanplan
07-28-2005, 09:33 AM
****

Zarathustra
07-28-2005, 11:05 AM
indeed

nagant_m44
07-28-2005, 11:06 AM
gee thanks robaco, just what i want to see, a fat man with a microscopic *****..... :bash:

Bulkowski
07-28-2005, 12:10 PM
http://img286.imageshack.us/img286/8710/filhote3dg8da.jpg

Warning graphic, NSFW, gross, very disturbing ect ectWtf did that even have to do with this thread? You just had it uploaded and wanted to show it didn't you? Sick bastard

<Gypsum Fantastic>
07-28-2005, 12:11 PM
http://img286.imageshack.us/img286/8710/filhote3dg8da.jpg

Warning graphic, NSFW, gross, very disturbing ect ectWtf did that even have to do with this thread? You just had it uploaded and wanted to show it didn't you? Sick bastard

You clicked the link...

nagant_m44
07-28-2005, 01:08 PM
http://img286.imageshack.us/img286/8710/filhote3dg8da.jpg

Warning graphic, NSFW, gross, very disturbing ect ectWtf did that even have to do with this thread? You just had it uploaded and wanted to show it didn't you? Sick bastard

You clicked the link...

it wasnt a link before, it was just a pic there

<Gypsum Fantastic>
07-28-2005, 01:24 PM
http://img286.imageshack.us/img286/8710/filhote3dg8da.jpg

Warning graphic, NSFW, gross, very disturbing ect ectWtf did that even have to do with this thread? You just had it uploaded and wanted to show it didn't you? Sick bastard

You clicked the link...

it wasnt a link before, it was just a pic there

Ahhh... that's not nice.

(p.s., i haven't clicked it....yet!)

Slinky
07-28-2005, 01:28 PM
go on i dare ya :D

<Gypsum Fantastic>
07-28-2005, 01:39 PM
go on i dare ya :D

Shut up!!!!

usa320
07-28-2005, 01:54 PM
gee thanks robaco, just what i want to see, a fat man with a microscopic *****..... :bash:

sounds like a banning is in order.

American Patriot
07-28-2005, 02:12 PM
I think that posting ***** is grounds for banning, even if it looks like a circus peanut attached to a large scrotal sack.