View Full Version : What are you like in real life?
Jack Mehoff
08-09-2005, 07:26 PM
so??
Aerosoul
08-09-2005, 07:29 PM
Silent
Shy
Good-looking
Dark
Contemplative
Honest
Zarathustra
08-09-2005, 07:30 PM
B-Boy. :lol:
Eat a bullet
08-09-2005, 07:31 PM
Asshole
disabled1
08-09-2005, 07:32 PM
im a pretty layed back person, to shy for my own good. i love cars, my wife, my kid( and alliby), i like being outdoors and parachuting. if you look for me on a weekend where i do have money ill be out riding the roads with my family just to pass the time. i actually consider myself boring, im not an excting person, i am a big fan of punk, trance, and a little rap music, ill bore you to tears.....ill leave it at that
Howie Kaluha
08-09-2005, 07:32 PM
Sexy
Erotic
Xerxes????
Yummy
Macs.
08-09-2005, 07:34 PM
I am a 43-Year old Professor of Atom-Engeneering.
I like good books, wine, classical music and maybe a joke or two. In my free time I like to make photos of Trains and collect them in alphabetic order.
Jack Mehoff
08-09-2005, 07:35 PM
Sexy
Erotic
Xerxes????
Yummy
Same, except i have better looking abs.
wormie
08-09-2005, 07:36 PM
I am a 43-Year old Professor of Atom-Engeneering.
I like good books, wine, classical music and maybe a joke or two. In my free time I like to make photos of Trains and collect them in alphabetic order.
rofl
I am just a quiet guy that keeps to himself, unless I know you. :|
Jack Mehoff
08-09-2005, 07:42 PM
Let's have an MP.net get-together to find out the true you. I promise I'll have my shirt on. San Diego next summer sounds great!
p.s. Howie, I want you to be there so we can make ghey ****.
wormie
08-09-2005, 07:46 PM
Let's have an MP.net get-together to find out the true you. I promise I'll have my shirt on. San Diego next summer sounds great!
p.s. Howie, I want you to be there so we can make ghey ****.
Texas sounds better. p-)
<Gypsum Fantastic>
08-09-2005, 07:47 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Gypsum_Fantastic
disabled1
08-09-2005, 07:51 PM
nicely set up profile
usa320
08-09-2005, 07:52 PM
Im pretty nice and have good humor, but if people piss me off i let em know. Basically, brutally honest, even if it results in other people's feelings and **** getting hurt.
Frosty
08-09-2005, 07:52 PM
I like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain...i am not in to yoga, i have half a brain. I like makin' love at midnight in the dunes of the cape...i am not into health food, i am in to champagne.
Howie Kaluha
08-09-2005, 07:55 PM
I like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain...i am not in to yoga, i have half a brain. I like makin' love at midnight in the dunes of the cape...i am not into health food, i am in to champagne.
pfff....fag
walford
08-09-2005, 07:56 PM
profile page
<Gypsum Fantastic>
08-09-2005, 08:11 PM
nicely set up profile
:lol:
I try my best.
PS. I'm 34 now, i didn't notice. Happy birthday to me!
Gauntlet
08-09-2005, 08:54 PM
A gay, overweight, 35 year old man who lives in his mother's basement. I have no friends and I only have 3 months to live.
futurepilot2004
08-09-2005, 08:56 PM
A gay, overweight, 35 year old man who lives in his mother's basement. I have no friends and I only have 3 months to live.
Wow!!!!
I`d like to feel sorry for you but I`m a heartless bastard.
Clete Torres
08-09-2005, 08:58 PM
I'm just a guy who's made some very poor life decisions. You should see the hedge hog of a girlfriend I'm going to have to **** later on tonight.
futurepilot2004
08-09-2005, 09:01 PM
I'm just a guy who's made some very poor life decisions. You should see the hedge hog of a girlfriend I'm going to have to f*** later on tonight.
rofl rofl rofl
Best post ever!!!
Just say you have a headache :lol:
Jack Mehoff
08-09-2005, 09:12 PM
A gay, overweight, 35 year old man who lives in his mother's basement. I have no friends and I only have 3 months to live.
b.s. you are a 28 year old virgin, who is fat, ugly, still has zits, and was caught jacking off to your sister in the shower. No offend.
What are you like in real life?
The guy everyone wishes they were
Quiet, useless, and lacking confidence.
If you could change two of those characteristics, which two would you pick?
Aerosoul
08-09-2005, 09:15 PM
nothing wrong with being quiet. the other two, i struggle with as well.. :(
Jack Mehoff
08-09-2005, 09:16 PM
Quiet, useless, and lacking confidence.
If you could change two of those characteristics, which two would you pick?
Lacking confidence is probably the source of your uselessness and quietness.
Quiet, useless, and lacking confidence.
If you could change two of those characteristics, which two would you pick?
Lacking confidence is probably the source of your uselessness and quietness.
True. I'll have to fix that. But how? *ponders*
futurepilot2004
08-09-2005, 09:18 PM
Quiet, useless, and lacking confidence.
If you could change two of those characteristics, which two would you pick?
Lacking confidence is probably the source of your uselessness and quietness.
True. I'll have to fix that. But how? *ponders*
Stop posting on internet forums and go out and get laid!!!!!
Clete Torres
08-09-2005, 09:20 PM
Quiet, useless, and lacking confidence.
If you could change two of those characteristics, which two would you pick?
Lacking confidence is probably the source of your uselessness and quietness.
True. I'll have to fix that. But how? *ponders*You can stop taking advice from Jack Mehoff for starters. That guy will have you out and swing dancing before you know it and then where will you be? Partly queer with a chance of fag. That's where you'll be.
Quiet, useless, and lacking confidence.
If you could change two of those characteristics, which two would you pick?
Lacking confidence is probably the source of your uselessness and quietness.
True. I'll have to fix that. But how? *ponders*
Stop posting on internet forums and go out and get laid!!!!!
Im only 15. :(
Quiet, useless, and lacking confidence.
If you could change two of those characteristics, which two would you pick?
Lacking confidence is probably the source of your uselessness and quietness.
True. I'll have to fix that. But how? *ponders*You can stop taking advice from Jack Mehoff for starters. That guy will have you out and swing dancing before you know it and then where will you be? Partly queer with a chance of fag. That's where you'll be.
o.O
/me backs up
So any advice?
Jack Mehoff
08-09-2005, 09:22 PM
OK, I'll take my thread serious this time. This the best wayto describe the other Jack Mehoff in life: too much confidence, gung-ho, quiet, aggressive, outgoing. In another word, i'm the guy that everyone love and hate. p-)
Clete Torres
08-09-2005, 09:24 PM
None. Why does everything always have to be about you. Selfish prick.
EvanL
08-09-2005, 09:25 PM
OK, I'll take my thread serious this time. This the best wayto describe the other Jack Mehoff in life: too much confidence, gung-ho, quiet, aggressive, outgoing. In another word, i'm the guy that everyone love and hate. p-)
quiet along with agressive and outgoing?
well then your either not quiet, or the more probable reason, your not aggressive nor are you outgoing.
futurepilot2004
08-09-2005, 09:26 PM
Quiet, useless, and lacking confidence.
If you could change two of those characteristics, which two would you pick?
Lacking confidence is probably the source of your uselessness and quietness.
True. I'll have to fix that. But how? *ponders*
Stop posting on internet forums and go out and get laid!!!!!
Im only 15. :(
Whats your point?
Jack Mehoff
08-09-2005, 09:28 PM
Quiet, useless, and lacking confidence.
If you could change two of those characteristics, which two would you pick?
Lacking confidence is probably the source of your uselessness and quietness.
True. I'll have to fix that. But how? *ponders*You can stop taking advice from Jack Mehoff for starters. That guy will have you out and swing dancing before you know it and then where will you be? Partly queer with a chance of fag. That's where you'll be.
Bitch, pleasseee. People pay to have advices from Jack Mehoff.
v-twin
08-09-2005, 09:34 PM
I'm annoying because I correct everybody, I'm arrogant, selfish and funny sometimes. When I'm at school I'm quiet and calm. Rest of the time I'm shy as a fvck, I lack confidence and I don't trust myself when it comes to chicks. :|
Quiet, useless, and lacking confidence.
If you could change two of those characteristics, which two would you pick?
Lacking confidence is probably the source of your uselessness and quietness.
True. I'll have to fix that. But how? *ponders*
Stop posting on internet forums and go out and get laid!!!!!
Im only 15. :(
Whats your point?
Someday my wife is gonna ask, "You've done this before haven't you?" And then i am utterly fuked (not literally).
[AFSOC]
08-09-2005, 09:45 PM
funny, open, sharing,giving, polite............but im also a hard ass, and couldnt give a fuk about what other people think about me.
Jack Mehoff
08-09-2005, 10:02 PM
OK, I'll take my thread serious this time. This the best wayto describe the other Jack Mehoff in life: too much confidence, gung-ho, quiet, aggressive, outgoing. In another word, i'm the guy that everyone love and hate. p-)
quiet along with agressive and outgoing?
well then your either not quiet, or the more probable reason, your not aggressive nor are you outgoing.
You're right. Seriously, I'm a dashing, successful venture capitalist from New Hampshire.
Clete Torres
08-09-2005, 10:07 PM
Jack Mehoff, you are the all time leader of false promises and exaggerated claims. I'm not buying it.
walford
08-09-2005, 10:14 PM
A paraphrase: One of the more useless things to do is to try and explain yourself. -- Mick Jagger.
American Patriot
08-09-2005, 10:21 PM
I am a 20 year old hetero****** male. I like ****s, ass, nachos, and shiny objects.
Jack Mehoff
08-09-2005, 10:39 PM
Jack Mehoff, you are the all time leader of false promises and exaggerated claims. I'm not buying it.
http://www.cybersocieties.com/bsw/images/goodsmile/bitch_please.gif
sucker4gurls
08-09-2005, 10:40 PM
I would think that I am like I am here. I am definitly one of the most perverted 16 year old a lot of people know... I know that for sure. Ask Blarny, he could say better.
Gauntlet
08-09-2005, 10:44 PM
A gay, overweight, 35 year old man who lives in his mother's basement. I have no friends and I only have 3 months to live.
b.s. you are a 28 year old virgin, who is fat, ugly, still has zits, and was caught jacking off to your sister in the shower. No offend.
You're right about the virgin part. :lol:
disabled1
08-09-2005, 10:46 PM
see ya at the middle school tomorrow sucker for "girls"
California Joe
08-09-2005, 10:47 PM
I'm Mick Jagger.
Jack Mehoff
08-09-2005, 10:48 PM
I would think that I am like I am here. I am definitly one of the most perverted 16 year old a lot of people know... I know that for sure. Ask Blarny, he could say better.
It's hard to believe this, but I'm a prude and far from being a pervert in life (****ing Mormon). When I first started to learn Balboa( a close body style of dancing, chest-to-chest), I was too scared to hold the girl close to my body, so some of them had to do it for me by holding me closer. :oops:
OK, you now all know my secret now you have to die.
Chuckie
08-09-2005, 10:50 PM
I like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain...i am not in to yoga, i have half a brain. I like makin' love at midnight in the dunes of the cape...i am not into health food, i am in to champagne.
You left out long walks on the beach, cats, fondue parties and shopping for shoes
disabled1
08-09-2005, 11:00 PM
other strange stuff about myself- ill always be the first one to apologize even if it isnt my fault, i hate yelling, i dont dance because of lack of confidence in that catagory, i smoke 3/4 a pack of smokes a day, marlboro lights, i hate people using the 85 mile turn signal, ill scare if you ride with me while im driving, im irritatable, dont take criticism well
Jack Mehoff
08-10-2005, 01:00 PM
Quiet, useless, and lacking confidence.
If you could change two of those characteristics, which two would you pick?
Lacking confidence is probably the source of your uselessness and quietness.
True. I'll have to fix that. But how? *ponders*
Stop posting on internet forums and go out and get laid!!!!!
Im only 15. :(
Well, that explains a lot. You have to adopt a "I don't give a f#*k" attitude. It works....for some people. I used to be the SAME way when I was a teen, and I'm the opposite now. I was hanging out with an old h.s. friend a few weeks ago at a party, and he told me "I can't believe, you walked in the party and knowing just one person, and when you left you knew everyone's name." I probably will forget all their names the next morning anyway.
Another solution is to join the military. Army basic training or Marines bootcamp will get you out of your shell really really fast. Plus, chicks dig guys in uniform.
http://www.beaufortsouthcarolinarealestate.com/images/area_info/guys.jpg
California Joe
08-10-2005, 01:38 PM
For the retards out there that aren't old enough to know, Frosty was quoting a very bad 70's song.
Pook2
08-10-2005, 01:43 PM
For the retards out there that aren't old enough to know, Frosty was quoting a very bad 70's song.
I caught it, and come on, its not THAT bad is it?
California Joe
08-10-2005, 01:44 PM
Oh yes, it's THAT bad.
Frosty
08-10-2005, 01:49 PM
For the retards out there that aren't old enough to know, Frosty was quoting a very bad 70's song.
Thanks Joe, it's no fun when you have to explain a joke, no matter how weak it is. And as bad as that song is... at least it's entertaining.
usa320
08-10-2005, 01:52 PM
I'm Mick Jagger.
I knew it all along....
:cantbeli:
Aerosoul
08-10-2005, 02:18 PM
i torture kittens by tying firecrackers to their tails.
no, actually i cut myself.
Pook2
08-10-2005, 02:25 PM
i torture kittens by tying firecrackers to their tails.
no, actually i cut myself.
Speaking of firecrackers, I'm thinking about making myself a suicide firecracker belt to go jihad on my friend, any advice?
walford
08-10-2005, 02:28 PM
I would think that I am like I am here. I am definitly one of the most perverted 16 year old a lot of people know... I know that for sure. Ask Blarny, he could say better.That's only because FutureMarine is MIA. When is the last time that you've publicly declared wanting to eat a female's ass, hmmm?
Clete Torres
08-10-2005, 02:34 PM
I would think that I am like I am here. I am definitly one of the most perverted 16 year old a lot of people know... I know that for sure. Ask Blarny, he could say better.That's only because FutureMarine is MIA. When is the last time that you've publicly declared wanting to eat a female's ass, hmmm?Last Tuesday on the cross town bus, but that was only the turrets syndrome talking. Cue picture of the little bastard in the cardboard tank Walford.
<Gypsum Fantastic>
08-10-2005, 02:42 PM
The same, but in real life I can't download **** whilst talking to people.
walford
08-10-2005, 02:53 PM
I would think that I am like I am here. I am definitly one of the most perverted 16 year old a lot of people know... I know that for sure. Ask Blarny, he could say better.That's only because FutureMarine is MIA. When is the last time that you've publicly declared wanting to eat a female's ass, hmmm?Last Tuesday on the cross town bus, but that was only the turrets syndrome talking. Cue picture of the little bastard in the cardboard tank Walford.Well, one ends up being around tanks alot if they have turrets syndrome. But if you're talking about the affliction (http://www.tsa-usa.org/) in which someone has uncontrollable shouts and movements...
GothicSnake
08-10-2005, 02:57 PM
Oh yes, it's THAT bad.Blasphemy! It's a classic.
Anywho, I'm an 18 year old hetero****** male with delusions of grandeur who smokes and drinks profusively and treats most women as *** objects b/c IMO 75% of them are not worth much more than that. I like video games, movies, hard rock music and I have a ***** for the military. Especially the United States Marine Corps. OORAH! :fork: I'm not an ugly guy, but I am overweight and lacking in confidence *sometimes* and have a slight motivation/self-discipline problem, but I'm expecting the Marines to whup that right out of me and bring out the dead sexy killing machine inside of me just itching to come out and have a good time (I already warned you about the delusions of grandeur... :lol:). I also enjoy cuddling, long walks on the beach and quiet, intimate evenings by the fire. No, seriously, I do (with the right person :)). I can be an asshole sometimes, a real ignorant, selfish, jackass actually, but it's pretty rare I let that happen. Overall I'm very easy to get along with and pretty laid back and can be extremely caring and lovable despite my abrasive personality and pessimistic, cynical attitude about most things. I think that roughly describes me in a nutshell... woot
California Joe
08-10-2005, 03:15 PM
Relax Francis.
Hawkeye
08-10-2005, 03:27 PM
lazy, lay back, i dont care, stubborn, asshole, litterate
cant come up with more at the moment
Me in real life?
Ranging from Quiet to Riot depending on how well you know me... :lol:
I'm adventurous and a little.. bad.. when there's nobody of authority around.
Otherwise I'm a suckup. woot
I give out hugs like a mother, too. :hug:
Jack Mehoff
08-10-2005, 03:35 PM
Me in real life?
Ranging from Quiet to Riot depending on how well you know me... :lol:
I'm adventurous and a little.. bad.. when there's nobody of authority around.
Otherwise I'm a suckup. woot
I give out hugs like a mother, too. :hug:
Sorority girl material right here. woot
Aerosoul
08-10-2005, 03:35 PM
litterate
Are you now?
mudbunny
08-10-2005, 03:41 PM
I'm a Steel City blue collar ruff neck, redneck. I like to laugh and drink with the best of 'em, and when I was younger, fight with the worst of 'em. I get the saltiness from the Irish side and the lovin ability from the Italian side. The hair on top of my head seems to like to race to the shower drain so it had to go. I'm a man of family and a man of god, but I'm not always good at both. I've been there and done it, and have many t-shirts. Life is good and short, unfortunetly. I like to surround myself with good people, good food and good conversation and when that runs out, a good drink will suffice. I've been around, and have seen enough to know that I'm a lucky man and that's all I need to know.
Hawkeye
08-10-2005, 03:41 PM
litterate
Are you now?
Well yeah, I mean I use alot of difficult intellect words. Well, atleast thats what others say :P
Clete Torres
08-10-2005, 03:43 PM
Relax Francis.Hey California Joe, I hear your friends call you Psycho. Any of you homos out there touch me and I'll kill ya.
Pook2
08-10-2005, 03:43 PM
I'm a Steel City blue collar ruff neck, redneck. I like to laugh and drink with the best of 'em, and when I was younger, fight with the worst of 'em. I get the saltiness from the Irish side and the lovin ability from the Italian side. The hair on top of my head seems to like to race to the shower drain so it had to go. I'm a man of family and a man of god, but I'm not always good at both. I've been there and done it, and have many t-shirts. Life is good and short, unfortunetly. I like to surround myself with good people, good food and good conversation and when that runs out, a good drink will suffice. I've been around, and have seen enough to know that I'm a lucky man and that's all I need to know.
You stole that.
http://www.essayrelief.com/
mudbunny
08-10-2005, 03:45 PM
Relax Francis.
lol, nice touch CJ.
"The names Dewey Oxenberger, friends call me Ox............"
mudbunny
08-10-2005, 03:48 PM
You stole that.
lol, it came from my own hairless noggin, scouts honor. This thread just caught me at a poetic moment, that's all.
Schuey
08-10-2005, 03:50 PM
a lazy ****.
covers it best :P
buckeyedoc
08-10-2005, 04:45 PM
First and formost....a family man. I adore my wife and kids (3). I am quiet....until you piss me off. I work hard and enjoy what I do. I have a bunch of acquaintances, but few close friends.
Jack Mehoff
08-10-2005, 04:48 PM
I'm a fat, ugly, virgin and obnoxious asshole. I have no friends, but at least I have plenty of e-friends from MP.net :hug:
farmgirl
08-10-2005, 05:26 PM
I'm Mick Jagger.
and I thought you were Vargas.... :D
<Gypsum Fantastic>
08-10-2005, 05:27 PM
I'm a fat, ugly, virgin and obnoxious asshole. I have no friends, but at least I have plenty of e-friends from MP.net :hug:
Hey, you're not fat.
MARINO
08-10-2005, 05:28 PM
Da man.Marine
Stavka
08-10-2005, 05:29 PM
At home: Lazy, laid back, cozy, kinda boring.
In a social setting: Talkative, very sociable.
At work: Ever see that tv-show "Scrubs"? Well, Im pretty much Dr. Cox.
Conga
08-10-2005, 05:40 PM
lazy, sometimes rather discourteous, always annoyed by my color vision deficiency
Easy going. I have a high speed, serious approach to things but I also like to have fun doing it. p-)
Me in real life?
Ranging from Quiet to Riot depending on how well you know me... :lol:
I'm adventurous and a little.. bad.. when there's nobody of authority around.
Otherwise I'm a suckup. woot
I give out hugs like a mother, too. :hug:
Sorority girl material right here. woot
Easy, tiger. p-)
Shy (but not when you get to know me)...too nice sometimes, very passive...homebody but I also like to go out. down to earth, people say I'm funny in a cute way. I smile and laugh a lot. And um...laid back at home but I'm serious when it comes to school, work, etc. :)
Clete Torres
08-10-2005, 06:04 PM
You sound like a real skank. Teasing! Everybody loves good girls and so do I. You sound absolutely delightful. :P
You sound like a real skank. Teasing! Everybody loves good girls and so do I. You sound absolutely delightful. :P
Well you could say I'm like Ria with a rebellious streak.
I'm also blonde... I do the stupidest things. rofl Oh how my ex boyfriend laughed...
Stormy
08-10-2005, 06:10 PM
Clete creeping with moves.
Macs.
08-10-2005, 06:12 PM
Hi,
I am a blonde 20 Year old swedish girl with enormous breasts.
I am a model and I am looking for random One-Night-Stands on the internet.
Zarathustra
08-10-2005, 06:13 PM
Hi,
I am a blonde 20 Year old swedish girl with enormous breasts.
I am a model and I am looking for random One-Night-Stands on the internet.
Lexi ?
Clete Torres
08-10-2005, 06:14 PM
What do you call an upside down blonde? A brunet with bad breath. Go brush your teeth Lexi. Bad girls have a place in my bedroom. Not my in heart.
Hi,
I am a blonde 20 Year old swedish girl with enormous breasts.
I am a model and I am looking for random One-Night-Stands on the internet.
Lexi ?
rofl rofl I'm blonde, aye, but my ****s aren't big, I'm not swedish and I'm not 20. And I'm not a model and I'm into long term relationships...
Clete Torres
08-10-2005, 06:33 PM
If you like making love at midnight......Sing it Frosty!
walford
08-10-2005, 07:44 PM
Cali Joe...where are you? Gettin' a little creepy here.
James
08-10-2005, 07:53 PM
LEXI IS ONLY 13 STOP FLIRTING WITH HER.
LEXI IS ONLY 13 STOP FLIRTING WITH HER.
LEXI IS ONLY 13 STOP FLIRTING WITH HER.
LEXI IS ONLY 13 STOP FLIRTING WITH HER.
LEXI IS ONLY 13 STOP FLIRTING WITH HER.
Pook2
08-10-2005, 07:56 PM
LEXI IS ONLY 13 STOP FLIRTING WITH HER.
LEXI IS ONLY 13 STOP FLIRTING WITH HER.
LEXI IS ONLY 13 STOP FLIRTING WITH HER.
LEXI IS ONLY 13 STOP FLIRTING WITH HER.
LEXI IS ONLY 13 STOP FLIRTING WITH HER.
Only gonna say one thing.
Maybe she likes it?
Fargin
08-10-2005, 08:16 PM
Section 8.
walford
08-10-2005, 08:19 PM
LEXI IS ONLY 13 STOP FLIRTING WITH HER.
LEXI IS ONLY 13 STOP FLIRTING WITH HER.
LEXI IS ONLY 13 STOP FLIRTING WITH HER.
LEXI IS ONLY 13 STOP FLIRTING WITH HER.
LEXI IS ONLY 13 STOP FLIRTING WITH HER.Only gonna say one thing. Maybe she likes it?Maybe the neighbor's dog would like it if you gave him a hummer. Doesn't mean it's right for you to do it.
Pook2
08-10-2005, 08:22 PM
LEXI IS ONLY 13 STOP FLIRTING WITH HER.
LEXI IS ONLY 13 STOP FLIRTING WITH HER.
LEXI IS ONLY 13 STOP FLIRTING WITH HER.
LEXI IS ONLY 13 STOP FLIRTING WITH HER.
LEXI IS ONLY 13 STOP FLIRTING WITH HER.Only gonna say one thing. Maybe she likes it?Maybe the neighbor's dog would like it if you gave him a hummer. Doesn't mean it's right for you to do it.
Never said it was, just making a point.
GothicSnake
08-10-2005, 08:30 PM
LEXI IS ONLY 13 STOP FLIRTING WITH HER.
LEXI IS ONLY 13 STOP FLIRTING WITH HER.
LEXI IS ONLY 13 STOP FLIRTING WITH HER.
LEXI IS ONLY 13 STOP FLIRTING WITH HER.
LEXI IS ONLY 13 STOP FLIRTING WITH HER.Only gonna say one thing. Maybe she likes it?Maybe the neighbor's dog would like it if you gave him a hummer. Doesn't mean it's right for you to do it. rofl
True, but depending on how old the person flirting with her is, I dont really see much wrong with a little innocent flirtation.
Pook2
08-10-2005, 08:31 PM
LEXI IS ONLY 13 STOP FLIRTING WITH HER.
LEXI IS ONLY 13 STOP FLIRTING WITH HER.
LEXI IS ONLY 13 STOP FLIRTING WITH HER.
LEXI IS ONLY 13 STOP FLIRTING WITH HER.
LEXI IS ONLY 13 STOP FLIRTING WITH HER.Only gonna say one thing. Maybe she likes it?Maybe the neighbor's dog would like it if you gave him a hummer. Doesn't mean it's right for you to do it. rofl
True, but depending on how old the person flirting with her is, I dont really see much wrong with a little innocent flirtation.
The government might get concerned.
Jack Mehoff
08-11-2005, 07:45 PM
This is Jack Mehoff in life.
http://www.aboutfilm.com/movies/f/frailty2.jpg
walford
08-11-2005, 08:06 PM
This is Jack Mehoff in life.
http://www.aboutfilm.com/movies/f/frailty2.jpg
Lumberjack:
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
Choir & Girl:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Lumberjack:
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping,
and have buttered scones for tea.
Choir:
He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping,
And has buttered scones for tea.
Lumberjack:
[In unison with Choir]
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
Choir:
[In unison with Lumberjack]
He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Lumberjack:
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.
Choir:
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing,
And hangs around in bars?
Lumberjack:
[In unison with Choir]
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
Choir & Girl:
[In unison with Lumberjack]
He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Lumberjack:
I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear mama.
Choir:
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels,
Suspenders and a bra?
Mountie (John Cleese):
What kind of goddam pervert are you, you lousy commie fairy faggot...?!
All except Girl:
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK!
disabled1
08-11-2005, 08:08 PM
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Jack Mehoff
08-22-2005, 02:59 AM
I should have included the perv-factor multiplying at least ten fold for everybody here.
Nawlins
08-22-2005, 03:18 PM
Alot like I am on here... but a little more shy and not quite as witty because I have more time to think about what to say when I'm posting.
Apathy
08-22-2005, 03:20 PM
Apathetic. Hence the name.
seventy6er
08-22-2005, 04:17 PM
I'm a laid-back person. I like to party and tend to the abusive use of alcohol and other stimulating substances. I am a father of a boy of 14 months. I am married to a gorgeos wife. She is the first woman in my life I don't cheat.
When you know me better, I'm quite a funny person. If a friend is in trouble, he/sje can always count on me.
Yes, that's me.
EvanL
08-22-2005, 04:19 PM
I'm a laid-back person. I like to party and tend to the abusive use of alcohol and other stimulating substances. I am a father of a boy of 14 months. I am married to a gorgeos wife. She is the first woman in my life I don't cheat.
When you know me better, I'm quite a funny person. If a friend is in trouble, he/sje can always count on me.
Yes, that's me.
i need 400$ for school books.. hook me up :D
p-)
seventy6er
08-22-2005, 04:20 PM
i need 400$ for school books.. hook me up :D
p-)
Blow me for books p-)
EvanL
08-22-2005, 04:20 PM
i need 400$ for school books.. hook me up :D
p-)
Blow me for books p-)
i thouht you said you wouldnt cheat on your wife!
seventy6er
08-22-2005, 04:23 PM
i thouht you said you wouldnt cheat on your wife!
man love doesn't count woot
EvanL
08-22-2005, 04:27 PM
i thouht you said you wouldnt cheat on your wife!
man love doesn't count woot
zee germans are crazy!
seventy6er
08-22-2005, 04:30 PM
zee germans are crazy!
Nein!
EvanL
08-22-2005, 04:32 PM
zee germans are crazy!
Nein!
by the way man, i forgot to tell you, but your son looks like hes doing great!
hope you guys had a great summer.
Aerosoul
08-22-2005, 04:33 PM
I'm silent as a motherf***er. But....if someone is dumb at school then I put them in their place. And people like me for that. Most, anyway.
Other than that I'm just a flaming emo fag. Wait no, that's my MP.net personality.
EvanL
08-22-2005, 04:35 PM
I'm silent as a motherf***er. But....if someone is dumb at school then I put them in their place. And people like me for that. Most, anyway.
Other than that I'm just a flaming emo fag. Wait no, that's my MP.net personality.
i thought you were straight!
seventy6er
08-22-2005, 04:36 PM
hope you guys had a great summer.
The summer sucked so far this year. But, yeah, we have great times. It's so cool to see the lil fella grow and learn... :hug:
Sayeret
08-22-2005, 04:37 PM
I'm not as quiet and shy as I was when I was younger, although for the most part I only hang out and talk with a few close friends. In part because of my trip to Israel and Poland I gained a lot of confidence.
Fintin
08-22-2005, 04:48 PM
none of yall would probably recognize me in real life...most people in real life dont see the real me...if the sun glasses are on...its show time
Yarrick2
08-22-2005, 04:59 PM
depends on who i'm with if im with my mle friends i'm a complete and utter a$$hole but if im with my female friends i'm one of the nicest people you'll ever meet.
disabled1
08-22-2005, 05:06 PM
im a neat freak over my yard and my car.
Onyks
08-22-2005, 05:11 PM
I suppose I am pretty shy, dark and a loner. Doesn't bother me a bit though especially where I live. Not missing out on much.
Jack Mehoff
08-22-2005, 05:17 PM
In life I'm quite a popular ****er around my Army buddies, fellow swing dancers and fellow grapplers.
No joke.
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