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Secret Squirrel
08-29-2005, 02:11 PM
Football Player Critically Burned in College Stunt


An Albright College football player is in critical condition today after he set himself on fire as part of a college stunt.

Nineteen-year-old Alec Serowatka was critically burned Thursday when he doused himself with a flammable liquid during a morale boosting party for the football team.

He told authorities he intended to set fire to his arm and then douse the flames -- as part of a stunt -- but then accidentally set his pants on fire.

Dozens of his teammates who were cheering him, on witnessed the accident. They took him to Reading Hospital.

Authorities then flew him to the Lehigh Valley Hospital near Allentown. He has second-and-third degree burns on the lower third of his body.

link (http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=local&id=3386738)

Conga
08-29-2005, 02:19 PM
what a dumbass

Laworkerbee
08-29-2005, 02:29 PM
:cantbeli:

HooyahCQB
08-29-2005, 03:05 PM
If he didn't kill is ********s, he may still get an honorable mentioned! woot

v-twin
08-29-2005, 03:42 PM
Football Player Critically Burned in College Stunt

Says it all.

kutter
08-29-2005, 03:59 PM
I think you actually have to die in order to get a Darwin. Well, better luck next time.

Sir Zach of R.
08-29-2005, 04:04 PM
edit: never mind........

HooyahCQB
08-29-2005, 04:37 PM
I think you actually have to die in order to get a Darwin. Well, better luck next time.

Die or accidently neuter yourself. As long as you can't reproduce either from death or castration, etc, then you qualify. The book has several unconfirmed stories and honorable mentionings.

Bryson C
08-29-2005, 04:37 PM
What a moron, how is setting your-self on fire and getting burned supposed to boost moral anyway.

American Patriot
08-29-2005, 04:43 PM
<img src=http://members.arstechnica.com/x/r_o_m_a_d/Beavis.gif>

Big D
08-29-2005, 05:51 PM
What a moron, how is setting your-self on fire and getting burned supposed to boost moral anyway.

it's funny until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious

Aerosoul
08-29-2005, 05:53 PM
what a dumbass

more like a whoe bunch of em.

zonk
08-29-2005, 09:44 PM
idiot