Homecoming Stories

[Sayeret]

Post them if you have any.

[wormie]

:|

[DarkCypher]

There was this one girl, I spiked her drink and took her home with me.
I then proceeded to **** her hard.

[Clete Torres]

You and that Van Der Sloot asshole in Aruba. Next story.

[latino773]

There was this one girl, I spiked her drink and took her home with me.
I then proceeded to f*** her hard.

yup!!! it happen to me too.. :D

[Hawkeye]

what is homecoming anyways?

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

what is homecoming anyways?

When you wank over the carpet.

[Hawkeye]

what is homecoming anyways?

When you wank over the carpet.


oh
*giggles*

ain't tellin no stories about that **** though

[Conga]

what is homecoming anyways?

When you wank over the carpet.

I do that once in a while.

[BiZ]

There was this one girl, I spiked her drink and took her home with me.
I then proceeded to f*** her hard.

That's not even remotely funny mate, nor appropriate considering others have been told by uncle Chop Chop to tread carefully with similar comments.

[DarkCypher]

There was this one girl, I spiked her drink and took her home with me.
I then proceeded to f*** her hard.

That's not even remotely funny mate, nor appropriate considering others have been told by uncle Chop Chop to tread carefully with similar comments.

who's uncle Chop Chop? You mean Hood?

[EasyC]

duh

[digrar]

Uncle Chops the mod. The rest of us feel the same way. Don't do it anymore.

[James]

Uncle Chops the mod. The rest of us feel the same way. Don't do it anymore.

x2. Please don't make humorous references to RAPE anymore.

Have a good one.

[toki]

Can someone really enlighten me what that homecoming-crap on american highschools really is?
Homecoming-team.../-queen...

Never understood this. No, I'm not stupid, i just went to school on a different continent! p-)

[Fargin]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homecoming

[askDNA]

I took this girl. We ate dinner together. We went to the party and danced. We got smoothies after And I took her home. I think I got a hug. :|

[Fargin]

I think I got a hug. :|
Welcome to Friendsville, USA. Popularion: You. Leave town immediately, if you got any will to live left.

[toki]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homecoming
thanks, yeah wikipedia :oops:

[Hawkeye]

I think I got a hug. :|
Welcome to Friendsville, USA. Popularion: You. Leave town immediately, if you got any will to live left.


yeah, it sucks there
and it's hard to get out
and it's full of other losers there

[TuNeRsHaRk]

our homecomings suck

[wulfstan]

I wasn't having much fun with the ladies, so my friend suggested i take Rohypnol - Load of crap, it just knocked me out for 9 hours!

[usa320]

ummm....went to the football game, got drunk, did this girl in the parking lot, woke up in said parking lot at like 3 in the morning...

[Aerosoul]

They don't allow gay dates at my school's homecoming dances.

:(

[lunny]

homecoming .. :roll: i love dose days..

hey toki whos that girl you have on you pic.. damn she pretty i think im in love.. :oops:

[Aerosoul]

hey toki whos that girl you have on you pic.. damn she pretty i think im in love.. :oops:


:cantbeli:

[lunny]

hey toki whos that girl you have on you pic.. damn she pretty i think im in love.. :oops:


:cantbeli: :lol:

[American Patriot]

I was the King and stuck it into the Queen's butt.

[Wilco]

They don't allow gay dates at my school's homecoming dances.

:(

Thats a bitch, I'd go to the school board about that.

[Aerosoul]

Haha....

My school board of trustees is a bunch of middle-aged, neocons who donate a bunch of money to the school. they get what they want.

no gays at the school dances, plain and simple.
oh well, my last year.

[lunny]

They don't allow gay dates at my school's homecoming dances.

:(

are you gay?? :fork:

[EvanL]

They don't allow gay dates at my school's homecoming dances.

:(

are you gay?? :fork:
i have plenty of gay friends.
you have an issue with that?

[toki]

They don't allow gay dates at my school's homecoming dances.

:(

are you gay?? :fork:


rofl

[Aerosoul]

They don't allow gay dates at my school's homecoming dances.

:(

are you gay?? :fork:

are you a neocon bible thumping bastard?? :hug:

[American Patriot]

yes :oops:

[askDNA]

They don't allow gay dates at my school's homecoming dances.

:(

are you gay?? :fork:

are you a neocon bible thumping bastard?? :hug:

What universities are you looking it? Or you still enlisting?

[Aerosoul]

HighPoint in North Carolina.
Univ. of Alabama.

Probably won't go though.
I keep thinking the Army won't let me join cause of my Bipolar diagnosis but I dunno. I just need to go to the recruiter.

[Hawkeye]

They don't allow gay dates at my school's homecoming dances.

:(

Thats a bitch, I'd go to the school board about that.


x2

[lunny]

They don't allow gay dates at my school's homecoming dances.

:(

are you gay?? :fork:
i have plenty of gay friends.
you have an issue with that?

FAG!! rofl

[Macs.]

Gaaaayyyyy

[EvanL]

They don't allow gay dates at my school's homecoming dances.

:(

are you gay?? :fork:
i have plenty of gay friends.
you have an issue with that?

FAG!! rofl
i guess all of my girlfriends would have to agree with you then eh?

[lunny]

They don't allow gay dates at my school's homecoming dances.

:(

are you gay?? :fork:
i have plenty of gay friends.
you have an issue with that?

FAG!! rofl
i guess all of my girlfriends would have to agree with you then eh?

talking about girls..hey toki whos that girl you have on your pic.. damn she pretty
. :oops:

[Macs.]

They don't allow gay dates at my school's homecoming dances.

:(

are you gay?? :fork:

are you a neocon bible thumping bastard?? :hug:

He has a ****site in his profile, so I guess not.

[zonk]

i say go to the university of high point, its a great school and its 45 minutes away from my home of record. i had several teachers come from there, it is a prety nice college. as for alabama....never been there aint gonna slander it

[lunny]

They don't allow gay dates at my school's homecoming dances.

:(

are you gay?? :fork:

are you a neocon bible thumping bastard?? :hug:

He has a ****site in his profile, so I guess not.

damn thats true... :lol:

[Aerosoul]

you're gay?? :fork:


FAG!! rofl

whats your deal man.

[lunny]

you're gay?? :fork:


FAG!! rofl

whats your deal man.

nothing man... p-) just having fun.. woot :lol:

[molly747]

you're gay?? :fork:


FAG!! rofl

whats your deal man.

nothing man... p-) just having fun.. woot :lol:

lunny, quite being a ****. You're new, you can't afford to act like a douche.


Silencer, I think you might like NC a little better, it's a more open atmosphere. I've been to UA, had friends there, and I can assure you, it is a young person's Neo-Con breeding greed. Not that I'm trying to discourage you, but just sayin.' Now, I'm not biased, but I think you might also enjoy The University of Georgia. Heaven on Earth. :D

[Aerosoul]

Yup...I'm leaning towards somewhere like High Point if I go to school.

[usa320]

I hate when people that run around saying "im Gay" and "i love boys" in every post, and then whine when people pick on them. Its no different than forum girls that post their **** and then cry when they get called sluts.

[Aerosoul]

"whats your deal man." = whining?

do you see me bitching about equality?
do you see me with a rainbow avatar?

Like I'm the only one who posts something "gay."
I joke about it here and there. I can take comments.
I don't flip out on people for what they say.
Don't try to criticize me for your preconceived notions of gays.

[lunny]

I hate when people that run around saying "im Gay" and "i love boys" in every post, and then whine when people pick on them. Its no different than forum girls that post their **** and then cry when they get called sluts.

so what are you trying to say??? you're gay too??? :fork:

[usa320]

I hate when people that run around saying "im Gay" and "i love boys" in every post, and then whine when people pick on them. Its no different than forum girls that post their **** and then cry when they get called sluts.

so what are you trying to say??? you're gay too??? :fork:

no dumbass. if you would have read the rest of the thread you would see im clearly not ghey.

[Clete Torres]

The worst part about being gay? Two wet spots in the bed.

[lunny]

I hate when people that run around saying "im Gay" and "i love boys" in every post, and then whine when people pick on them. Its no different than forum girls that post their **** and then cry when they get called sluts.

so what are you trying to say??? you're gay too??? :fork:

no dumbass. if you would have read the rest of the thread you would see im clearly not ghey.

so you're gay :fork:

[James]

This thread makes me think of that Queen song... What was it called?

Oh yeah...

Another One Bites the Dust.