farmgirl is this true?

[California Joe]

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"

Here's an update for you.

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why?

Because women realize its not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

[farmgirl]

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"

Here's an update for you.

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why?

Because women realize its not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.


rofl Sounds true enough to me Joe..... p-)

[Tane Angle]

Well if she won't get married, what are half the guys on the message board going to do with the engagement rings they just bought for farmgirl?

[farmgirl]

Well if she won't get married, what are half the guys on the message board going to do with the engagement rings they just bought for farmgirl?


:cantbeli: You're funny Tane.....

By the way.... glad to see you back.... I missed you! :hug:

[California Joe]

Quit it Tane, I only have so many toes. ;)

[farmgirl]

Quit it Tane, I only have so many toes. ;)


:roll:

[California Joe]

*soup nazi voice* NO SAUSAGE FOR YOU!

[Skaman]

*soup nazi voice* NO SAUSAGE FOR YOU!


Save your peculiar ***-talk for your middle age wife. I would rather not see you two trade 'sausage' remarks back and forth.....

Forget it, I dont care, I wont be returing to this thead.



'shutters'.....

[[AFSOC]]

lol...this is sad

[farmgirl]

*soup nazi voice* NO SAUSAGE FOR YOU!


Save your peculiar ***-talk for your middle age wife. I would rather not see you two trade 'sausage' remarks back and forth.....

Forget it, I dont care, I wont be returing to this thead.



'shutters'.....


Good Idea Ducimus....
it was a joke.... go work on improving your communication skills, and let the grown ups talk.

Oh... and by the way...

Shutters are something one puts on one's windows....

I think you meant shudder....

[Haiw]

*soup nazi voice* NO SAUSAGE FOR YOU!


Save your peculiar ***-talk for your middle age wife. I would rather not see you two trade 'sausage' remarks back and forth.....

Forget it, I dont care, I wont be returing to this thead.



'shutters'.....

Awww...little duci ain't got nothing to dip his sausage in... :petting:

[California Joe]

I guess he doesn't watch Seinfeld either.

[Salty Dog]

*soup nazi voice* NO SAUSAGE FOR YOU!


Save your peculiar ***-talk for your middle age wife. I would rather not see you two trade 'sausage' remarks back and forth.....

Forget it, I dont care, I wont be returing to this thead.



'shutters'.....

that was terrible. terrible typing and everything.....but on the bright side, he won't be "returing to this thead"!

[farmgirl]

I guess he doesn't watch Seinfeld either.


It's on after his bedtime. :)
The beautiful thing is.... he's not coming back..... woot (he promised)

I'm not certain why he would read a thread addressed to me in the first place.... just nosy I guess..... p-)

[Haiw]

You know how we're all incredibly interested in women's affairs...

*waits for Jack Mehoff to start a thread about wearing women's panties*

[Tane Angle]

Aw, thanks farmgirl. By the way, before Jack and I start talking about polygamy on this thread, I was suggesting they were all your suitors, but not that you were going to accept all the offers. :D Whatever floats your boat, though.

By the way, any think that I should start signing my posts like this?:

-the Dread Pirate Roberts p-)

[farmgirl]

*soup nazi voice* NO SAUSAGE FOR YOU!


Save your peculiar ***-talk for your middle age wife. I would rather not see you two trade 'sausage' remarks back and forth.....

Forget it, I dont care, I wont be returing to this thead.



'shutters'.....

that was terrible. terrible typing and everything.....but on the bright side, he won't be "returing to this thead"!


I guess Joe should talk to me about sausage on EVERY thread. I don't know what he has against pork products in general, but it seems to be a good way to run him off...... p-)

[Salty Dog]

*waits for jack mehoff to start a thread about the best way to beat your wife*

[Ratamacue]

I don't understand why he would bother coming into the thread and making a reply if he didn't have the intent on coming back. I don't even understand why he insists on coming to the off-topic section, as apparently just about everything is unacceptable, biased, or "shutter"-enducing unless it is posted by him.

[Haiw]

By the way, any think that I should start signing my posts like this?:

-the Dread Pirate Roberts p-)
Only if you'd have a photo of you with a parrot on your shoulder to go with it... p-)

[farmgirl]

Aw, thanks farmgirl. By the way, before Jack and I start talking about polygamy on this thread, I was suggesting they were all your suitors, but not that you were going to accept all the offers. :D Whatever floats your boat, though.

By the way, any think that I should start signing my posts like this?:

-the Dread Pirate Roberts p-)


You're sweet Tane....
Polygamy wouldn't work for me.... I'm not one to share, and I like to be the Queen. p-)
You know how I love the DPR.... one of my very favorite movies.... but I'd say....
sign it....


as


you


wish...... ;) (meaning the way you want to.... I think DPR would be quite appropriate for you.....)

[Salty Dog]

I don't understand why he would bother coming into the thread and making a reply if he didn't have the intent on coming back. I don't even understand why he insists on coming to the off-topic section, as apparently just about everything is unacceptable, biased, or "shutter"-enducing unless it is posted by him.

well you can use this poll to make cracks at him, because as he stated, he isn't coming back. :D

[Merik]

I forgot what I was going to sayhttp://www.dirtydozen-clan.com/modules/Forums/images/smiles/icon_confused.gif

[Andyman]

I'm still trying to figure out how people know that the person they propose to is that person. I mean there are millions of people in the world and marriage is so timeless. Like you can't get married and then change your mind can you, or have I just been looking at puppies and staring at clouds to often. I guess what I mean to say is, how do you know your right when you think you know?

mass nodding of heads :|

[Seiyuuki]

Thread without ducimus19....must make all attempts to preserve utopia.

[Jack Mehoff]

You know how we're all incredibly interested in women's affairs...

*waits for Jack Mehoff to start a thread about wearing women's panties*

Do you want that cold blade on your throat?
http://forum.americasarmy.com/images/smiles/icon_arrowd.gif

[Jack Mehoff]

*waits for jack mehoff to start a thread about the best way to beat your wife*

Nah, i'm a wuss and she can beat me up with her bare hands. I even bet farmgirl can beat me up :oops:

[farmgirl]

*waits for jack mehoff to start a thread about the best way to beat your wife*

Nah, i'm a wuss and she can beat me up with her bare hands. I even bet farmgirl can beat me up :oops:


I doubt it jack.... I'm not as tough as I used to be.... ;)
The last time I got in a fight with my brother he got 17 stitches though.... p-) That was a few years ago. I'm a lover not a fighter..... ;)

[Durandal]

I guess he doesn't watch Seinfeld either.

I bet he surfs a LOT of **** though.

[Jack Mehoff]

Babe, i'm willing to let you beat me up :D

[farmgirl]

I'm still trying to figure out how people know that the person they propose to is that person. I mean there are millions of people in the world and marriage is so timeless. Like you can't get married and then change your mind can you, or have I just been looking at puppies and staring at clouds to often. I guess what I mean to say is, how do you know your right when you think you know?

mass nodding of heads :|

Well... there isn't an easy answer to that one. Many people think they have found the right person, only to find out that they haven't. Personally, I don't think that there is any "one" right person. I think that maintaining a relationship requires a deep desire to do so. If one desires to succeed, that's a major portion of the battle won.
Every relationship will have ups and downs, and the reactions of the involved parties during those down times are crucial.

I feel like knowing someone is important, although there are cases where people have gotten married after only a few weeks, and they had great marriages.
People told me that I would find out things that I didn't know about my husband after we got married. It was the old.... "you don't know someone till you live with them theory." That wasn't the case with us. I had "liked" John since I was 15 years old, and we had dated since I was 16, so by the time we got married... I knew him very very well. There were no surprises. That's not to say that we didn't have rough spots. If we hadn't refused to give up, we might have even divorced at some point. We didn't, and I was more in love with him at the time of his accident than I had been at any time in our relationship.

I guess what I'm trying to say is....
There is no way of knowing ahead of time what's going to happen, but would you really want to know?
Do your best to make sure that you have the kinds of discussions that help you really get to know someone. Talk about dreams for the future. Talk about children... do you want them? Talk about religion. Talk about literature and music and movies. Talk about family.......

in other words... talk.... spend time together.... nothing is a better indicator of compatability than that.

okay..... I'm sure that was probably more than you wanted, but I felt the need to try to answer your question. :)

[farmgirl]

Babe, i'm willing to let you beat me up :D


yeah... well... that's not quite the same thing now is it? ;) p-)

[Trigger]

*soup nazi voice* NO SAUSAGE FOR YOU!


Save your peculiar ***-talk for your middle age wife. I would rather not see you two trade 'sausage' remarks back and forth.....

Forget it, I dont care, I wont be returing to this thead.



'shutters'.....
You must've mistaken CJ (and the rest of us) for people who actually give a **** what you want.
Not that you'll actually read this. Moron.
shutters? shutters?
And you make fun of Bush's verbal slips?
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[11F5S]

My first three wives were sure they knew what they wanted, but they were mistaken. I can't say I blame them for deciding that what they really wanted was a full-time husband and a home with a white picket fence.

[farmgirl]

My first three wives were sure they knew what they wanted, but they were mistaken. I can't say I blame them for deciding what they really wanted was a full-time husband and a home with a white picket fence.


Being apart would be very difficult, but if they knew it going in, they couldn't complain too much. I mean, isn't that like marrying someone and then trying to change them?

[11F5S]

They didn't complain...they just realized they wanted more then I could give...we parted as friends...I still love them all :) ...they are very special ladies to me.

[farmgirl]

They didn't complain...they just realized they wanted more then I could give...we parted as friends...I still love them all :) ...they very special ladies to me.

It's nice that you could end things amicably. It makes things so much easier. It took my parents several years to be "nice" to each other, and it's a lot better for all of us now. :)

[Jack Mehoff]

My first three wives were sure they knew what they wanted, but they were mistaken. I can't say I blame them for deciding that what they really wanted was a full-time husband and a home with a white picket fence.

Women don't like to hang around with butthole

[Merik]

amicably

Whoa...FarmGirl's whipping out those English talents of hers using big words like that.

[farmgirl]

amicably

Whoa...FarmGirl's whipping out those English talents of hers using big words like that.

:roll: I'm a little concerned if you consider amicably a big word! :)

[Durandal]

Not too sure if the subject is on topic and it is a bit weird sharing, but what the hell.

My fiancée decided to become a pagan and became both polygamous and polyamorous two months before we were supposed to get married.

Needless to say, the wedding did not happen.

The first woman I dated, a year later (I did not feel a need to rush into the dating scene) was the complete opposite...fairly hardcore Catholic, abstained from ***, and did not drink.

A word of advice, goiong from one extreme to the other is not healthy. :)

I am 33 though and even though I am not getting any younger, I do believe I will find someone. I do not believe there is JUST one person out there for me. Nor do I think focusing on looking for it will gaurantee you find someone...usually it happens quite the opposite. Go on with your life, be social, and then suddenly *poof* there is this person you suddenly want to spend your life with.

[11F5S]

My first three wives were sure they knew what they wanted, but they were mistaken. I can't say I blame them for deciding that what they really wanted was a full-time husband and a home with a white picket fence.

Women don't like to hang around with butthole

I always value the opinions of experts with personal experience, however in my case they didn't like being alone at home while I was off in some mudhole doing my job.

You should hire an elementary school English tutor to help improve your atrocious grammar. You'd still be a butthole, but at least you'd be able to write in proper English.

[Jack Mehoff]

Old timer, you might need this so your current wife won't leave you for a younger stud.

http://www.familygalleries.com/images/viagra.gif


I know she wants a piece of this.
http://www.nastyburger.com/peepee2.jpg

[11F5S]

She likes men...not little boys.

[11F5S]

She likes men...not little boys.

[non-zero possibility]

Thats right, and I am a man, with a little boys *****, WHOS GAME!

[Trigger]

rofl rofl rofl you guys are killin' me!

[Merik]

Jack your just too much man, geez. rofl rofl rofl