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Avary
09-01-2005, 08:19 AM
So says the progressive liberal Songun Blog this morning :


Thursday, September 01, 2005
US Imperialists Using Hurricanes On Their Own Country To Achieve World Dominance

The appalingly brutal hurricane Katrina that struck the US imperialists' homeland is all part of the criminal Bush clique of nefariously noxious nazi neocon warmongering hawkish capitalists and their zionist puppet masters to increase their criminal illegal stranglehold upon the poor exploited masses of african people in order to stifle the DPRK and its man-centered Juche-based Korean-style system freely chosen by the Korean people in single-hearted unity with their Leader and his Songun politics that are the sacred Sword of Might and lifle blood of the people.

This can easily proven by the use of progressive-minded thinking and logic that you would never see the mentally retarded Bush and his incompetent stupid never do well minions in the so called "White" House display. Here is the result of the Songun Blog investigation into the "Hurricane Katrina Gate" affair :

Frequent visitors to Songun Blog already know that the criminal Bush clique and their Halliburton oil industry masters in Tel-Aviv control the weather with banned by international law weather control satellites that they routinely use to provoke droughts and floods to steal the world's water in order to steal the world's oil.

Now, knowing that the US control the weather how can it be possible to have a hurricane as strong as Katrina strike the US? Because Bush stand to personaly gain profit from it of course!

Just like he piloted the airplanes of 9/11 into the so called "World" Trade Center to seize power trough a military coup in Reichtag Fire fashion --the fruit never falls far from the tree-- Bush launched Katrina from the weather control satellite placed into orbit just recently by the latest US so called "Space" Shuttle that was coincidentally just resuming space flights, to achieve several objectives all at once.

First, hurricane Katrina destroyed New Orleans but not his multi-billion dollars oil ranch in Crawford, punishing the disenfranchised poor black population of the city for not voting for him in the rigged fraudulent 2000 and 2004 elections, filling his black criminal heart with glee at the thought of vengeance preying on the poor and weak.

Second, the social turmoil caused by the massive flooding that, incidentally, did not hit his willing accomplices in the trendy jet-setting Hollywood celebrities community in Los Angeles, provoked by squads of undercover secret CIA-backed US Special Forces disgised as looters looting commercial buildings (just like they did in Baghdad in 2003, the criminal Modus Operandi of the Bush clique always repeating itself) gave him so called "justification" for imposing martial law upon the US, the necessary pretext to round-up progressives and political dissident, such as Dr. Peter K. Fallon, Ph.D., and summarily execute them, stiffling dissent and removing all possible opposition to his criminal illegal fraudulent rule. And now, Bush has created concentration camps to exterminate who dare oppose him.

Meanwhile, **** Cheney's Halliburton oil industry reaps immense profits from the inexplicable and sudden gas price hike.

This is what Bush wanted all along, using his time when he was AWOL from the Vietnam War to plan this latest war crime against humanity.

But the most troubling aspect of this event, is that it is signed in a very blatantly arrogant manner. Just like serial killers always unintentionally leave clues on purpose at the scene of their crimes, so did Bush and his clique of moronic mentally retarted incompetent bumbling idiots.

Have anybody noticed that it is Bush himself that named the hurricane "Katrina"? And why Katrina?

Well, if we take the K and the R from Karl Rove, and the N and the A from Condoleeza Rice, the I from **** Cheney, and the A and T from Donald Rumsfeld (****ounced with a lisp) we end up with the letters K.A.R.N.A.I.T., which is the anagram for KATRINA, proving beyong any shadow of a doubt that the greasy fingerprints of the Bush clique are all over this war crime against humanity in the eaxct same way they were on the so called "Terror bombings" in London.

And on a final note, Songun Blog can prove that Operation Hurricane Katrina was long planned for some time, as the criminal pentagon accomplices had removed the Louisiana National Guard from the danger area long before the hurricane struck, sending them to the safety of the Iraq quagmire months ago.

Songun Blog (http://songun-blog.blogspot.com/2005/09/us-imperialists-using-hurricanes-on.html)

Macs.
09-01-2005, 08:20 AM
I knew it !!!

Kilgor
09-01-2005, 08:23 AM
The appalingly brutal hurricane Katrina that struck the US imperialists' homeland is all part of the criminal Bush clique of nefariously noxious nazi neocon warmongering hawkish capitalists and their zionist puppet masters to increase their criminal illegal stranglehold upon the poor exploited masses of african people in order to stifle the DPRK and its man-centered Juche-based Korean-style system freely chosen by the Korean people in single-hearted unity with their Leader and his Songun politics that are the sacred Sword of Might and lifle blood of the people.
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rofl

Im nearly in tears of laughter.

Thats pure brilliance.

Para
09-01-2005, 08:27 AM
Watching the people suffer out there is this really funny.

<Gypsum Fantastic>
09-01-2005, 08:40 AM
Watching the people suffer out there is this really funny.

The answer is yes.

Eat a bullet
09-01-2005, 08:44 AM
I called it! Didn't I call it? Jews.

<Gypsum Fantastic>
09-01-2005, 08:48 AM
I called it! Didn't I call it? Jews.

Yes, we also concluded that the white people didn't tell the blacks about the hurricane. That's why you only ever see black people on the news coverage, all the crackers legged it.

mi35d
09-01-2005, 08:50 AM
President Bush: "O.k. fellas. Time to get some of them 'CIA Commandos' to go to the Ca-ri-bean and turn on the secret 'Hurrycane machine'. Now, don't turn it up too high. We don't want it making a hurrican that defies the laws of physics and goes over Mexico, through Arizona and hit my buddies in Hollywood."

White People in New Orleans: "Shhhhhh! Don't tell any black folks! They turned on the hurricane machine and its coming this way. Pass it on!"

And the sad thing is that there are a good number of Koreans who will believe this crap.

Eat a bullet
09-01-2005, 09:00 AM
I called it! Didn't I call it? Jews.

Yes, we also concluded that the white people didn't tell the blacks about the hurricane. That's why you only ever see black people on the news coverage, all the crackers legged it.
We also know that hurricanes hate our freedoms.

joka
09-01-2005, 09:35 AM
President Bush: "O.k. fellas. Time to get some of them 'CIA Commandos' to go to the Ca-ri-bean and turn on the secret 'Hurrycane machine'. Now, don't turn it up too high. We don't want it making a hurrican that defies the laws of physics and goes over Mexico, through Arizona and hit my buddies in Hollywood."

White People in New Orleans: "Shhhhhh! Don't tell any black folks! They turned on the hurricane machine and its coming this way. Pass it on!"

And the sad thing is that there are a good number of Koreans who will believe this crap.

Did you even read the article? It's not some "mambojambo secret weather machine in the carribean" it's a simple weather satellite. :D


Frequent visitors to Songun Blog already know that the criminal Bush clique and their Halliburton oil industry masters in Tel-Aviv control the weather with banned by international law weather control satellites that they routinely use to provoke droughts and floods to steal the world's water in order to steal the world's oil.

First I thought this blog was a joke, but who would actually invest that much time in it. I had no idea North Koreans were this brainwashed

Digital Marine
09-01-2005, 09:38 AM
I called it! Didn't I call it? Jews.

Yes, we also concluded that the white people didn't tell the blacks about the hurricane. That's why you only ever see black people on the news coverage, all the crackers legged it.

That's so wrong but so funny :lol:

joka
09-01-2005, 09:42 AM
That blog is a gem, thx Avary. :D

Under the title "views from paradise"

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/2733/dprktraffic020it.jpg

A DPRK policewoman directs automobile traffic on a busy intersection in Pyongyang for the benefit of the Songun Revolution, her heart beaming with anti-US anti-imperialist revolutionary fervor and deep respect for the Dear Leader Comrade Generalissimo Kim Jong Il.
Busy indeed.

Digital Marine
09-01-2005, 10:15 AM
Ahh her powerful hate against the US, you can really feel it and it shows!

scrybe
09-01-2005, 10:18 AM
And the sad thing is that there are a good number of Koreans who will believe this crap.

Well if Kim Jong Il already has three huricane machines at his disposal, it's plausaible that that US would have one too.

Name Taken
09-01-2005, 12:11 PM
rofl

Try reading the first paragraph out loud, you'll go blue!

Name Taken
09-01-2005, 12:12 PM
Oh and by the way, this paper just told the people of North Korea that they're pretty much ****ed - the US controls the weather now.


Pwnage. woot

MKtexan
09-01-2005, 12:40 PM
ROFL!!! rofl rofl oh man that gave me a good laugh!! hahahahha rofl rofl

usa320
09-01-2005, 02:45 PM
What pisses me off is if a massive hurricaine destroyed Pyongyang, the US would be the first in line to help.


I think these ****heads are long overdue for a good man made disaster.

TuNeRsHaRk
09-01-2005, 02:47 PM
i heard on the radio that some demos were blaming bush for opening the flood gates in new orleans

LMAO!

Chulo
09-01-2005, 03:03 PM
nefariously noxious nazi neocon warmongering hawkish capitalists and their zionist puppet masters :cantbeli:

Q
09-01-2005, 03:11 PM
My teacher said that Bush made Katrina so that he could impose martial law on US, strenghtening his illegal hold on power since he took power in military coup on 9-11.

Poor US people, living under dictatorship. :(

rofl this is a comment from that website rofl

MARINO
09-01-2005, 03:12 PM
If it was Spain everybody would blame the government rofl (specially if they were conservatives) noobs

punchinout
09-01-2005, 04:19 PM
god, how many adjectives can u use in one sentence??