Anal ***

[Gauntlet]

Never tried, never will.

My reason is kinda gay but here it goes...

When I was in 3rd Grade I had a cyst in my intestines and the doctors wanted to make sure I wasn't bleeding in there. Got a hunch how they did it. STUCK A FINGER UP MY REAR! I hated that so much.

So when I heard of this anal *** I said, I'll never will do that to my girl its not nice to feel.
Also theres the fact that I don't want to stick my presious up where crap comes out of.

[Jack Mehoff]

That's why you make her use the restroom before the assault, noob

p.s. I bet midtown is going to love this thread

[Gauntlet]

Noob?!? Don't you call meh a noob. Heck don't consider that I'm new at all.

Even she does use the restroom it still full of crap.
I think telling your women to take a poo before a meeting is not the most romantic thing. :|

[Jack Mehoff]

Noob?!? Don't you call meh a noob. Heck don't consider that I'm new at all.

Even she does use the restroom it still full of crap.
I think telling your women to take a poo before a meeting is not the most romantic thing. :|

Most women are not into fetish *** in their first date with the guy ;)

[usa320]

cant say ive partaken in that...

*** yes, oral ***, all the time, but she wont have nuthin to do with backdoor games.

[California Joe]

Nice, one minute we have a "first kiss" thread that half the board hasn't even tried yet then we go right to ass ***.

[Falco]

Nice, one minute we have a "first kiss" thread that half the board hasn't even tried yet then we go right to ass ***.

lol must be the hormones kicking in.

[SeanAshi]

There was a cadet at the Air Force Academy in Coloraldo who was running a web site, which had about 20 guys having *** with one girl, absolutely disgusting, it was on ABC News.

[NcDeuce]

Nice, one minute we have a "first kiss" thread that half the board hasn't even tried yet then we go right to ass ***.

rofl


There was a cadet at the Air Force Academy in Coloraldo who was running a web site, which had about 20 guys having *** with one girl, absolutely disgusting, it was on ABC News.

Damn, that's ****ed up. Stupid ass Air Force.

[perdurabo]

There was a cadet at the Air Force Academy in Coloraldo who was running a web site, which had about 20 guys having *** with one girl, absolutely disgusting, it was on ABC News.
:cantbeli: i understand 20girls with one guy but this?!?

[MolliG]

Remember: Condoms and spermicides containing Nonoxynol 9 should not be used for anal *** (and by women who have multiple daily ******l *** such as those working in the *** industry). There ineffective against HIV and a number of STIs. (See here (http://www.who.int/reproductive-health/rtis/nonoxynol9.html).) :)

Could have saved your lives lads (and ladys) ;).

[2Sheds_Jackson]

My high personal standards prevent me from responding to this thread. Oh crap, I already did. Might as well say something.

Personally, I've never instigated it myself, as I've always thought it was kind of, oh, "pushy" to say to a girl, "hey, would you mind if I jammed Cap'n Winky up your a$$?" I guess most would tend to respond negatively, as that is clearly misusing Gov't equipment & a violation of UCMJ article 108.

But on occasion I'd run into one who really dug it, & would just flip over and ...bada bing...there I am in the big leagues with Ron Jeremy.

Later, I must admit that it interfered with our relationship. Like we'd be arguing & stuff, and I'd be all "STFU, I just totally rammed your....etc...what the hell do you know??!!" Like I'm gonna listen to their opinion after that. I could barely look at 'em for weeks without that picture jumping into my head & I'd start laughing. Jeez, some people.

[California Joe]

Never tried, never will.

My reason is kinda gay but here it goes...

When I was in 3rd Grade I had a cyst in my intestines and the doctors wanted to make sure I wasn't bleeding in there. Got a hunch how they did it. STUCK A FINGER UP MY REAR! I hated that so much.

So when I heard of this anal *** I said, I'll never will do that to my girl its not nice to feel.
Also theres the fact that I don't want to stick my presious up where crap comes out of.

Translation: I was sent to OZ for vehicular homicide and was repeatedly raped by everyone in the Aryan Brotherhood. I don't really like anal. Yours truly, Beecher

[Rantanplan]

Never tried, never will.

My reason is kinda gay but here it goes...

When I was in 3rd Grade I had a cyst in my intestines and the doctors wanted to make sure I wasn't bleeding in there. Got a hunch how they did it. STUCK A FINGER UP MY REAR! I hated that so much.

So when I heard of this anal *** I said, I'll never will do that to my girl its not nice to feel.
Also theres the fact that I don't want to stick my presious up where crap comes out of.

Hope you never have to go to jail (or to the Navy)

[Rantanplan]

There was a cadet at the Air Force Academy in Coloraldo who was running a web site, which had about 20 guys having *** with one girl, absolutely disgusting, it was on ABC News.

Damn, that's f*** up. Stupid ass Air Force.

He he, Ass Force.

[Midtown]

anal is great, just make sure the girl isnt dirty (shes gone to the bathroom in the last few hours, most chicks are wise to this and you dont even have to ask) It's warmer and tighter then the ******, plus its about the most selfish thing you can do in bed, which is why its so great. Men are selfish, its in the dictionary under the word Man, you see a shellfish, why a shellfish, because the dictionary was made by a stupid woman.

okay enough of that. Just make sure you use proper lube, (astroglide works well) and it helps if the girl is drunk, they are alot more into it then. And if it comes down to it, you can always pull the tony danza manuver.

[California Joe]

Well thank Gawd young Midtown showed up to regale us with tales of blowing out his girl's O ring with his Penthouse forum like organ. Kudos.

[Trigger]

Now picture California Joe reciting his last post in that 'Captain Jack Sparrow' voice.
Groovy! :D

[California Joe]

That's exactly how I wrote it. Is so.

[Midtown]

Well thank Gawd young Midtown showed up to regale us with tales of blowing out his girl's O ring with his Penthouse forum like organ. Kudos.

nah, havnt done anal with my current girl yet.
I got a few good anal stories that are funny if you wanna hear em.

[pAt]

Well thank Gawd young Midtown showed up to regale us with tales of blowing out his girl's O ring with his Penthouse forum like organ. Kudos.

nah, havnt done anal with my current girl yet.
I got a few good anal stories that are funny if you wanna hear em.

lol lets hear

[California Joe]

Well thank Gawd young Midtown showed up to regale us with tales of blowing out his girl's O ring with his Penthouse forum like organ. Kudos.

nah, havnt done anal with my current girl yet.
I got a few good anal stories that are funny if you wanna hear em.

That's OK. I'm currently having a beer whilst eating beef jerky and the mental imagery that might engender could stifle my appetite. But good luck with that.

[Midtown]

and you call yourself a man. :(

[California Joe]

I call myself Capt. Jack Sparrow.

[ibstolidude]

Most women are not into fetish *** in their first date with the guy ;)
You should have been looking harder or paying more!

hey, what happened the old sig was great?

[RealUltimatePower]

"YAAARRRR thank ye for the nuddie magazines. They'll keep the men from resorting to homo******ity on the long voyage ahead...For about fifteen minutes."

Simpson's sea captain

[Gauntlet]

You guys are weirdhttp://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/eek7.gif

[Midtown]

this from a dude whos avatar is a flashing cow.

[Operation Ivy]

Cool Thread :D

[Salty Dog]

midtown's got stinky ****! p-)

[RealUltimatePower]

Godamnit we know the whole world knows no need to reinterate!? rofl

[oakes]

Anal *** is better for 3 reasons:

1. It's warm

2. It's tight

3. It's more degrading to women

[RealUltimatePower]

:lol: that's so aweful

[Falco]

3. It's more degrading to women

Let's see what farm girl thinks of this :slap:

[Nawlins]

3. It's more degrading to women

Let's see what farm girl thinks of this :slap:

Nice. Some hot blonde shows up and suddenly my opinion means nothing. I see how it is.

[MolliG]

I want to hear your opinion Nawlins :hug:... Blondes just don't 'do it' for me ;).

:)

[Vance]

3. It's more degrading to women

Let's see what farm girl thinks of this :slap:

Nice. Some hot blonde shows up and suddenly my opinion means nothing. I see how it is.
It depends. Are you a hot blonde?

[Seoulstriker]

midtown, let's hear your stories!!!

[Seoulstriker]

and by the way, ladies, i think that anal *** is absolutely terrible and i would never consider doing that. :|

[MolliG]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'll only be putting it where it belongs, so to speak, for the time being ;)... Actually why am I speaking (well posting) rather 'personal' stuff to, basicaly, a bunch of strangers! :lol:

:)

[ChuckThunder]

midtown, let's hear your stories!!!

He has AIM.

[Gauntlet]

this from a dude whos avatar is a flashing cow.

This is true. :roll:

[wulfstan]

thick russian;
accent In my country, we call it 'Dinner Pushing'.
sure is tight back there!

[Nawlins]

3. It's more degrading to women

Let's see what farm girl thinks of this :slap:

Nice. Some hot blonde shows up and suddenly my opinion means nothing. I see how it is.
It depends. Are you a hot blonde?

Well, I'm not blonde.

[Vance]

I've always liked brunettes better. :)

[Ratamacue]

I agree with Vanve...will you be my friend?

[California Joe]

What a bunch of Hedgehogs.

[ShotOver]

I would post details of my private life, but i think it is disrespectfull to my girlfriend.
:|

[usa320]

This thread amkes me wonder if there is other kinds of "Backdoor Pool" going on with people in this forum, like Adam kinda backdoor pool.

[farmgirl]

3. It's more degrading to women

Let's see what farm girl thinks of this :slap:

Nice. Some hot blonde shows up and suddenly my opinion means nothing. I see how it is.

Nawlins... I'm glad to see you. Where ya' been?

[Jack Mehoff]

3. It's more degrading to women

Let's see what farm girl thinks of this :slap:

Nice. Some hot blonde shows up and suddenly my opinion means nothing. I see how it is.

Nawlins... I'm glad to see you. Where ya' been?

Jack's house

[Haiw]

Jack's house
Mental institution you mean?
;)
Just mowing away the grass before 11F5S his feet... p-)

[non-zero possibility]

Skull fckin is the best, it may not be as tight, but the texture is amazing...

[Jack Mehoff]

Jack's house
Mental institution you mean?
;)
Just mowing away the grass before 11F5S his feet... p-)

shut the hell up tulip planting bastard :D

[AFG]

Anal *** is better for 3 reasons:

1. It's warm

2. It's tight

3. It's more degrading to women


lmao i saw the video spoof of that.
first wash your hands, then hit ur gf in the head with a brick. congratulations billy, you just had anal ***!

[Midtown]

Anal *** is better for 3 reasons:

1. It's warm

2. It's tight

3. It's more degrading to women


lmao i saw the video spoof of that.
first wash your hands, then hit ur gf in the head with a brick. congratulations billy, you just had anal ***!

HA yeah i saw that too, bricks done work, use a crow bar.

Ill post some stories when I'm sober. I dont even wanna try to type all that **** out while Im in my current state.

Jack your awesome, keep dinner pushing.

****ing tulip planters.

[spectre5]

Midtown, i bet you have alot of analstories? Something like you got assraped by a gorilla ?

I think mr. jackmeoff and midtown should be ashamed.

[Midtown]

Jealousy rears its fugly head.

[spectre5]

Hmm no. I think I would never even propouse something like that to my girlfriend.

[Midtown]

so you like the fish *** im guessing.

[AFG]

lol when's story time midtown?

[Midtown]

im not sober yet god dammit! I finally just got Cara to leave me alone so I can reply to you. God damn 100 proof vodka. I need more.

Ok heres a quick story about earlier today. Not anal ***, but I hafta tell this before I forget it. I was out to lunch with my friend Cara, and the mayor of this ****hole city I live in was at the table next to us. And he was droning on and on about how bush is an idiot, and all sorts of anti troops ****, well I for one was not having this. I pulled my chair over to his table and said "Okay buddy lets discuss." We argued about **** for at least a half hour, Cara was doing everything she could to not laugh at this, Finally I decided to inform him that I'm going to run for mayor of my town, and oppose him just because he is an ill informed jackass. He didnt take kindly to this, he calls over the waiter and demands that I am thrown out of the reastaurant. The manager comes over (who is one of my ex coworkers, and is a good friend) tells the Mayor in a nice way to "go **** himself"

This made me happy for many reasons.

1. I almost made an old man cry.
2. Bob Dole would kick that guys pussy ass.
3. I ate free.
4. I needed to find an office to run for anyway.
5. Buttsex feels really good,

and to anyone who says that they would never do that to thier girlfriend

Good, because it will be that much more fun when I do it to her.

[MolliG]

For Midtown (etc): Do you allow your partners to perform anal *** on you? Or is it all 'me, me , me'? ;)

:)

[Nawlins]

3. It's more degrading to women

Let's see what farm girl thinks of this :slap:

Nice. Some hot blonde shows up and suddenly my opinion means nothing. I see how it is.

Nawlins... I'm glad to see you. Where ya' been?

Working my a$$ off... I haven't had any time off in a while.

[usa320]

http://ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/gay15.jpg

[citizen-k]

My old nick was citizen-ky ;)

[perdurabo]

3. It's more degrading to women

Let's see what farm girl thinks of this :slap:

Nice. Some hot blonde shows up and suddenly my opinion means nothing. I see how it is.

Nawlins... I'm glad to see you. Where ya' been?

Working my a$$ off... I haven't had any time off in a while.
:roll: hey Nawlins don't talk about ass in this thread it's dangerous midtown can use it ;-) rofl rofl [/b]

[Dennis G]

how is it degrading to women if they are into it?

[Haiw]

I thought the same thing perdurabo. :)

[Midtown]

For Midtown (etc): Do you allow your partners to perform anal *** on you? Or is it all 'me, me , me'? ;)

:)

No unlike some of the people here, all my partners have ******s.

And most of the girls I've done it with were the ones who asked ME if we could try it. I've only had to ask one girl. And she was like "sure" Some girls really dig it, its funny.

"you should do me in the ass"
"god dammit, lemme finish my beer first"

[citizen-k]

For Midtown (etc): Do you allow your partners to perform anal *** on you? Or is it all 'me, me , me'? ;)

:)

No unlike some of the people here, all my partners have ******s.

And most of the girls I've done it with were the ones who asked ME if we could try it. I've only had to ask one girl. And she was like "sure" Some girls really dig it, its funny.

"you should do me in the ass"
"god dammit, lemme finish my beer first"

rofl

Imagine, some people here ACTUALLY believe your making this up!

[rawkitheart]

hehe, did u guys hear the episode of loveline when they had jenny hu do a public service ad agaisnt anal ***? hah! thats a classic.

[Gauntlet]

For Midtown (etc): Do you allow your partners to perform anal *** on you? Or is it all 'me, me , me'? ;)

:)

No unlike some of the people here, all my partners have ******s.

And most of the girls I've done it with were the ones who asked ME if we could try it. I've only had to ask one girl. And she was like "sure" Some girls really dig it, its funny.

"you should do me in the ass"
"god dammit, lemme finish my beer first"

rofl

Imagine, some people here ACTUALLY believe your making this up!

I sure do believe he's making this stuff up. I can't imagine why girls would dig it. Anal *** mostly exists in ****os and prison rape.

[11F5S]

I sure do believe he's making this stuff up. I can't imagine why girls would dig it. Anal *** mostly exists in ****os and prison rape.

Stop drinking Evian.

[Haiw]

That's about the worst attempt at French-bashing I've ever heard... ;)

[Gauntlet]

That's about the worst attempt at French-bashing I've ever heard... ;)

No kidding! I'm not French at all. :|

[Haiw]

I know, but Evian is...

[Vance]

http://www.evian.fr/flash/index.html

;)

[Midtown]

Im not making any of this up. I have visual proof of my **** on two differant girls asses on my computer. Some girls are Kinky, YES KINKY, AS IN THEY LIKE DOING NASTY STUFF. not everyones a prude. deal with it dude. (**** im so awesome i even rhyme

[Falco]

Im not making any of this up. I have visual proof of my **** on two differant girls asses on my computer. Some girls are Kinky, YES KINKY, AS IN THEY LIKE DOING NASTY STUFF. not everyones a prude. deal with it dude. (f*** im so awesome i even rhyme

and your so humble too ;)

[SOG]

lol, the pit of milphoto.net! well, i shall do my part to contribute even though i would never hit a womans ass. thats just icky! well.. maybe a slight tap....

ASS:
Q: What's the difference between oral *** and anal ***?
A: One makes your day, the other makes your hole weak.

Q: What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
A: The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.


MEN: jokes women will make your brown eye blue for.
Q: What's the first thing a women released from the Battered Women's Shelter should do?
A: The dishes if she's smart.

Q: What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?
A: A woman that won't do what she's told.

Q: Why hasn't a woman walked on the Moon?
A: It doesn't need cleaning.

Q: whats 6.9?
A: a good thing ruined by a period.

Q: why do woman have foreheads?
A: a place to kiss them when there done.

Q: Why did God create yeast infections?
A: So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating **** once in a while too.

Q: What do you call all the useless skin around the ******?
A: The woman.



WOMEN: sorry only have two. if yah got any more id luv em.

Q: why do men get smarter while having ***?
A: there plugged into a woman.

Q: whats the difference between pink and purple?
A: the grip.

[Chris196]

Never tried, never will.

STUCK A FINGER UP MY REAR! I hated that so much.



So were you planning on her doing it to you? :cantbeli:

[11F5S]

That's about the worst attempt at French-bashing I've ever heard... ;)


Do you know what EVIAN spelled backwards is?

It's exactly what Gauntlet is....NAIVE!

[Jack Mehoff]

Anal *** is better for 3 reasons:

1. It's warm

2. It's tight

3. It's more degrading to women

What?! I believe oral *** is more degrading to women since they would have to get on their knees like a deficient servant

[Midtown]

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice. HARRRRRRRRRRRR


Alot of women love being dominated, its crazy. Like my girl loves being pinned to the bed and railed. I've only dated one girl who like to the be the aggressor. And holy **** was that an experiance.

[Armour recon]

Has enyone seen the movie Irreversible with Monica Bellucci?
FANTASTIC!

Men remember EXIT ONLY...
and for women take it inside!!!

[Guttorm]

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice. HARRRRRRRRRRRR


AAAAAHAHAHAHAAA rofl

hehe, but I have to agree with you, some chicks are really going for the analsex thing. I've done it ONCE, and it was the girl that wanted me to do it.

FINE BY ME!! :D

[Haiw]

That's about the worst attempt at French-bashing I've ever heard... ;)


Do you know what EVIAN spelled backwards is?

It's exactly what Gauntlet is....NAIVE!
Crap...I knew that bad joke would backfire.

Just let me hide behind the non-native-language excuse okay? ;)

[11F5S]

Just let me hide behind the non-native-language excuse okay? ;)


Your grasp of the English language is far better than JackMeHoff's so you'll just have to find another excuse. :P

[NOKIA--G21]

That's why you make her use the restroom before the assault, noob

p.s. I bet midtown is going to love this thread
:D :D :D lol

[Midtown]

I know this is gonna come as a total shocker to you 15 year olds but get this. Girls love having thier anus rubbed and licked also.

Forthcoming response -
OH NO! NOT LICKED AND RUBBBED!!!!! WHAT WILL MY JR HIGH TEACHER SAY!!! **** THAT IM NEVER FINISHING PUBERTY!

**** in noobs

[dhfactory]

dude, they might like you licking it.

BUT FFS WHY WOULD YOU!!!!! :bash:

-Sean

[Midtown]

JR HIGH STRIKES AGAIN.

[dhfactory]

dude, i'm 22.

-Sean

[MolliG]

I think one (famous) phrase it needed here...

Don't 'knock' it, until you've tried it!

;)

[Seoulstriker]

dude, i'm 22.

-Sean


rofl

Midtown, you sure sound like you're a hedonistic pimp-jockey.

[Midtown]

Im so taking that as a complament

[dhfactory]

Guess i better go lick my g/f's ass, she if she likes this ****. :roll:

Then i can comment on this!

-Sean

[Midtown]

try it, then you can complain.

[usa320]

This thread better realates to oral *** cause

http://ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/sucks10.gif

[Midtown]

http://www.jescoinc.com/images/tracy.jpg

[Apogee]

http://www.jescoinc.com/images/tracy.jpg

One of the greatest movies ever...