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Trigger
01-23-2004, 05:21 PM
From the Photos Forum:

Sorry for the bad quality.

http://img11.photobucket.com/albums/v33/mustamato/1.jpg
Before changing magazine, say/shout "magazine" to your buddy so he can give you cover fire. Or a tissue depending on what type of 'magazine' you're changing.

http://img11.photobucket.com/albums/v33/mustamato/2.jpg
Count with 3 AT-4īs for taking out a armoured vehicle.
1 squad = one armoured vehicle. One platoon = 2-3 vehicles. Woohoo! this is just like in The Terminator flashback scenes!

http://img11.photobucket.com/albums/v33/mustamato/3.jpg
Always have atleast one guy providing cover. It is not
necessary for all of the guys giving cover to be visible. But the doctors prefer that you not remain invisible for too long because you might get stuck that way.

http://img11.photobucket.com/albums/v33/mustamato/4.jpg
According to the Geneva convention you must take care
of injured enemies. And also brutality can destroy the
combined spirit within a unit. Note: This only applies in Geneva. If you are in some other ****hole country, feel free to kick the crap out of any POWs you encounter.

http://img11.photobucket.com/albums/v33/mustamato/5.jpg
...So this horse walks into a bar... Sven, that wasn't even close to funny...It's OK Sven, I'm still your friend. Now let's go kill something.

http://img11.photobucket.com/albums/v33/mustamato/6.jpg

http://img11.photobucket.com/albums/v33/mustamato/7.jpg
Yeaaaah!! Get Some!! Yeaaaah!! Pretend we're Americans!!

http://img11.photobucket.com/albums/v33/mustamato/8.jpg
I don't care what you want! I outrank you, now you go first and I'll shoot anyone that kills you!

http://img11.photobucket.com/albums/v33/mustamato/9.jpg
Donīt stick your head in there without first throwing
a grenade or two, and firing a salvo or two. Yeah, there might be women and kids in there and they are notoriously hard to kill. Better make it Four grenades.

http://img11.photobucket.com/albums/v33/mustamato/10.jpg
Hey sarge, couldn't we find some place with a roof? This sucks!

Gauntlet
01-23-2004, 05:36 PM
rofl Thats hillarious!

"Yeaaaah!! Get Some!! Yeaaaah!! Pretend we're Americans!!"

That was gold.

Fox2
01-23-2004, 05:36 PM
http://img11.photobucket.com/albums/v33/mustamato/7.jpg
Yeaaaah!! Get Some!! Yeaaaah!! Pretend we're Americans!!

rofl

Nice.

Midtown
01-23-2004, 05:40 PM
yeah the pretend we're american thing was awesome!
Im like 2 inches from photoshopping those things up with your captions

Wilco
01-23-2004, 05:42 PM
http://img11.photobucket.com/albums/v33/mustamato/8.jpg
I don't care what you want! I outrank you, now you go first and I'll shoot anyone that kills you!

http://img11.photobucket.com/albums/v33/mustamato/4.jpg
According to the Geneva convention you must take care
of injured enemies. And also brutality can destroy the
combined spirit within a unit. Note: This only applies in Geneva. If you are in some other ****hole country, feel free to kick the crap out of any POWs you encounter.


THE BEST!

Falco
01-23-2004, 05:45 PM
ROFLMAO rofl rofl that was good.

Hullebullen
01-23-2004, 06:46 PM
Yeah, the "pretend we're Americans". Super! :lol: The bad joke was also great. However, I don't get that terminator flashback thing...

Gauntlet
01-23-2004, 07:50 PM
http://img11.photobucket.com/albums/v33/mustamato/3.jpg
Excuse me sir!! Can you tell me where to get on to the interstate?

Rantanplan
01-23-2004, 08:10 PM
Hey whats up? I don't see ****.

Wilco
01-23-2004, 08:11 PM
Bandwith probobaly died.

unwanted
01-23-2004, 08:46 PM
Ahahha .. Spot on .. :D

Falco
01-23-2004, 09:29 PM
Bandwith probobaly died.

Maybe Mustamato pulled them offline.

memphiz
01-24-2004, 04:08 PM
Yeah, there might be women and kids in there and they are notoriously hard to kill. Better make it Four grenades.

Yeaaaah!! Get Some!! Yeaaaah!! Pretend we're Americans!

I don't care what you want! I outrank you, now you go first and I'll shoot anyone that kills you!
rofl rofl rofl

HappyCat
01-24-2004, 08:47 PM
all I get are little red x can someone please post again I realy want to see these.

Trigger
01-24-2004, 08:58 PM
Well the original pics were posted by Mustamato in the Photos/Videos forum, and I quoted his whole post and added my own captions. I think his host site ran out of bandwidth.
Ask him.

HappyCat
01-24-2004, 10:17 PM
lol cause im sure I actually want to start a conversation with him.

Truthsayer
01-25-2004, 04:18 AM
He had no copyright on them and had to take them down.