Question; what's the best way to ignore your girlfriend?

[wulfstan]

You know what i'm talking about guys, when the lady in your life is asking unanswerable questions, especially those that start;
'...(Insert your first name, followed by massive pause).......'
You; 'What?'
Her; 'come and talk to me...'


I need help to ignore her annoying ways but at the same time maintain her presence in the household. Joke!

She's great but, women, can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em!

[Falco]

If there is a problem,you just answer by saying that it is genetic.

[Maverick77]

just say yes and no a lot.

[Ratamacue]

When in doubt, nod and smile.

[California Joe]

Maybe she needs it in the bad hole.

See following thread.

[ibstolidude]

F*ck her sister and be done with it.

[oakes]

Just tell here that you're not interested in any conversation that doesn't involve a 3-way with her sister. It'll be reeeeaaal quiet after that.


...women, can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em!

No...not yet. *slowly shifts eyes left and right*

[Jack Mehoff]

Just tell her that she looks fat

[Falco]

Just tell her that she looks fat

She won't be your girlfriend if say that too often.

[stuntman]

You guys are freaking hilarious I swear! Well understand that all girlfriends talk about uninteresting stuff. You must also understand that one of the reasons why women cheat is mostly because of lack of comunication and for men it's usually because we are horney!
Or you could try to sneak it in the bad hole like someone mentioned!
LOL that was classic, "bad whole" where the hell did you get that from? :backhand:

[Midtown]

Today My girlfriend and my Mutual friend starts going on and on about how I said this and that, when In fact my girlfriend was listening half assed (which is my job) and missinterpeted something I said.

So for 20 mins I sit and listen to the friend piss and moan at me about ****. My Girl asks me how its going, I reply with "God you girls are ****ing retarded sometimes, screw you guys I'm gonna go play hockey"

Best way to get to a girl, is dont tell her the details of what you've been up to, leave as much of your day out as possible, let her do the talking and just nod, then be like "I gotta go do something, I'll call when I have time" wait a certain amount of time (depending on how badly you wanna **** with her head) a day or two, then call her and be like "Oh I was busy"
then of COURSE she will ****ing ask "With what"
then just go "ehhhh, stuff", and change that topic ASAP.

Girls Are naturally curious, but they wont always speak up when they notice you acting distant. but they will think about you 110% of the time when you do this ****.

-NOTE- THIS METHOD ONLY WORKS ON HIGH SCHOOL, AND COLLEGE CHICKS, DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT TRY THIS ON A WOMAN OLDER THEN 25, ACTULLY YOUR BETTER OF STAYING THE **** AWAY FROM THE OLD ONES.

that is all.

[wulfstan]

You guys are great, at least now i know i'm not the only one battling this strange situation!


Just tell here that you're not interested in any conversation that doesn't involve a 3-way with her sister.

I'm working on that one, just need a few beers one night when her mates come round, and hey presto!



Joke;
What's the definition of making love?
It's what your girlfriend thinks you're doing while you're ****ing her!

[dm82247]

Midtown has the idea just go and do something elese and wait to call. but you must understand that when woment talk to you about their problems it is their way to release their stress and think things out. kinda like when we are having a bad day we just want to be left alone that is their way to deal with it. BY TALKING. GOD HELP US ALL

[Haiw]

Smash her head in with a baseball bat. That'll shut her up for sure.

[Vance]

Smash her head in with a baseball bat. That'll shut her up for sure.
But then, there's all that mess and everything...

[ShotOver]

Aaah, anyone else get annoyed with that "short hand" sms style writing?

My girlfriend does it all the time on msn, saying things like:


"wat r u upto atm"

Yes, it's not a big deal, but it pisses me off :fork:

I buy her stuff, and come to see her all the time, and she wont even have the god damn common courtesy to spell correctly, or even attempt to spell correctly.

Total lack of respect i think.

[Vance]

But, does she put out...

[ShotOver]

hahaha, yeah.

Still an annoying habit, but im learning to live with it. I was only asking if any of your girlfriends do it, and if it pisses you off.

Shes the best girl in the world, we once sat and watched a lesbian **** movie (she has a thing for other girls) which i thought was pretty damn cool.

[Haiw]

But then, there's all that mess and everything...
...and that's why it can be such a delight to live in a muslim fundamentalist country. ;)

[perdurabo]

But then, there's all that mess and everything...
...and that's why it can be such a delight to live in a muslim fundamentalist country. ;)
other ones:
4 or 5 wifes (don't remember number) that cant say you a thing :)
divorce is like say: "i divorce you, i divorce you, i divorce you" :)

[AFG]

Joke;
What's the definition of making love?
It's what your girlfriend thinks you're doing while you're f*** her!

another one

girls give *** for love
guys give love for ***

[Beowulf]

Smash her head in with a baseball bat. That'll shut her up for sure.
lmfao! that was hilarious.

[memphiz]

you know a pillow over the face wi'll they're sleeping always works

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

I fall asleep. That really pisses them off..but ya cant mess with results..


Girls Are naturally curious, but they wont always speak up when they notice you acting distant. but they will think about you 110% of the time when you do this ****.

-NOTE- THIS METHOD ONLY WORKS ON HIGH SCHOOL, AND COLLEGE CHICKS, DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT TRY THIS ON A WOMAN OLDER THEN 25, ACTULLY YOUR BETTER OF STAYING THE f*** AWAY FROM THE OLD ONES.

Thats fawking funny.

[NcDeuce]

You know what i'm talking about guys, when the lady in your life is asking unanswerable questions, especially those that start;
'...(Insert your first name, followed by massive pause).......'
You; 'What?'
Her; 'come and talk to me...'


I need help to ignore her annoying ways but at the same time maintain her presence in the household. Joke!

She's great but, women, can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em!

rofl

"Come and talk to me" means :hug: ... ;)
But maybe your chick is just pissed.