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Stavka
09-17-2005, 05:49 AM
Ask me anything, and I will answer.
Scottie
09-17-2005, 05:55 AM
Will i become a millionaire?
Macs.
09-17-2005, 06:02 AM
Will i become a billionaire?
Zarathustra
09-17-2005, 06:04 AM
Will I get a job ?
Stavka
09-17-2005, 06:36 AM
Will i become a millionaire?

Yes.
Stavka
09-17-2005, 06:37 AM
Will i become a billionaire?

No. You will live a poor but happy life as a florist.
Stavka
09-17-2005, 06:38 AM
Will I get a job ?

Yes. One day, you will be the executive of Microfots, a subsidiary of Microsoft.
EasyC
09-17-2005, 12:17 PM
will you make more stavka toons, or should I keep preparing for ragnarok?
usa320
09-17-2005, 12:20 PM
What is my middle name?
Zarathustra
09-17-2005, 12:25 PM
What is my middle name?

Walker.
Fargin
09-17-2005, 12:38 PM
What is my middle name?

Wanker.
fixed.
Spike_Kojima
09-17-2005, 12:39 PM
Does the pheasant have an agenda?
WackyWoodChuck
09-17-2005, 12:39 PM
Are there wanksters on other planets as well?
Zarathustra
09-17-2005, 12:39 PM
What is my middle name?

Wanker.
fixed.

Nice one. :lol:
Thor
09-17-2005, 01:16 PM
Who is the biggest hoe on mp.net?
1Cie GevGn
09-17-2005, 01:23 PM
Is Thor the biggest hoe on MP.net?
Clete Torres
09-17-2005, 01:42 PM
What's a glory hole and how come you know so much about it?
Macs.
09-17-2005, 01:54 PM
hADDA HADDA homo hom ****y ****y, ruom ruoums pala paka.
Scottie
09-17-2005, 02:20 PM
Doggy rabbit buscuits taste of brocolli!
Stavka
09-17-2005, 03:00 PM
will you make more stavka toons, or should I keep preparing for ragnarok?

Both.



What is my middle name?

Bubba. You just didn't know it.



Does the pheasant have an agenda?

Yes.



Are there wanksters on other planets as well?

No.



Who is the biggest hoe on mp.net?

1Cie GevGn



Is Thor the biggest hoe on MP.net?

Yes. In a way.



What's a glory hole and how come you know so much about it?

A glory hole is an immense source of ****** pleasure. I know this because I am an immense source of ****** pleasure.



hADDA HADDA homo hom f*** f***, ruom ruoums pala paka.

Yes, every Sunday at the parking lot.



Doggy rabbit buscuits taste of brocolli!

No.
Zarathustra
09-17-2005, 03:02 PM
May I kiss you ?
Violet Fashion by Mindy
09-17-2005, 03:02 PM
http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=54296&highlight=advice

Is my advice better then yours?
Gauntlet
09-17-2005, 03:03 PM
Will ToF, Machoness, and Homo******ity become a fad with High Schoolers someday?
WackyWoodChuck
09-17-2005, 03:04 PM
Is the fact that most members can't do **** but post weird and gay things on mp.net, a threat to future society?
Eat a bullet
09-17-2005, 03:09 PM
Which of the following is true?
A. Some atoms do not belong to any particular element.
B. Some atoms belong to more than one element.
C. All atoms are identical.
D. The number of protons in an atom determines which element it is.
E. The number of neutrons in an atom determines which element it is.
msnger
09-17-2005, 03:18 PM
will China rule the world? :D
Sir Zach of R.
09-17-2005, 03:33 PM
Ba(OH)2 + HNO ----> Ba(NO3)2 + H2O

I have this problem in a chemistry homework packet, and I tried for two hours on Thursday to balance it. I think it's unsolvable or has a typo.
Stavka
09-17-2005, 03:49 PM
May I kiss you ?

Of course.



Is my advice better then yours?

Yes. But I dont give advice, I answer questions.



Will ToF, Machoness, and Homo******ity become a fad with High Schoolers someday?

It already is. It's called hip hop.



Is the fact that most members can't do **** but post weird and gay things on mp.net, a threat to future society?

It depends on the society. If said society is North Korea, yes.



Which of the following is true?
A. Some atoms do not belong to any particular element.
B. Some atoms belong to more than one element.
C. All atoms are identical.
D. The number of protons in an atom determines which element it is.
E. The number of neutrons in an atom determines which element it is.

None of the above. Atoms dont belong on the internet.



will China rule the world?

No.



Ba(OH)2 + HNO ----> Ba(NO3)2 + H2O

I have this problem in a chemistry homework packet, and I tried for two hours on Thursday to balance it. I think it's unsolvable or has a typo.

If there is no question mark, there is no problem.
von_Moo142
09-17-2005, 04:04 PM
Ba(OH)2 + HNO ----> Ba(NO3)2 + H2O

I have this problem in a chemistry homework packet, and I tried for two hours on Thursday to balance it. I think it's unsolvable or has a typo.


Although HNO does exist, it's usually only formed as an intermediate from other nitrogen oxyacids reacting in the gas phase, AFAICT. It's pretty bizzare. It would usually decompose to water and N2O. In the equation above, the nitrogen in HNO would need to be oxidized to NO3- but there is nothing to carry out this oxidation.


So, I think you are right about the typo. If instead of HNO you had HNO3 (nitric acid), would that make more sense?

Would the equation then look more like the others you are dealing with?


It should certainly be much easier for you to balance using nitric acid in place of the HNO species :-)
walford
09-17-2005, 04:06 PM
The damage to the tank main gun , looks like shrapnel from a RPG shot.was the damaged by the chopstick?Wtf? chopstick - gun - very different words and objects!because the chop stick had gave the sharpnel hurt on the tank ,didn't you understand ? yet? or I have to tell about the hurts by the chopstick had been stabbed on the tank but the tank can not be penetrated nonetheless the tank is still moved who useing the iron tires , it is japanese speak ,and express about the iron tires are 戦車 we called who this is the name TANK , i have a question about this word , would you know about this word who the word called by anyother countries languagies , for example , korean , chinese , french , gerany , russian ,etc , if you know what is this mean . please call at me after reply what is you know at this word,
Sir Zach of R.
09-17-2005, 04:25 PM
Ba(OH)2 + HNO ----> Ba(NO3)2 + H2O

I have this problem in a chemistry homework packet, and I tried for two hours on Thursday to balance it. I think it's unsolvable or has a typo.


Although HNO does exist, it's usually only formed as an intermediate from other nitrogen oxyacids reacting in the gas phase, AFAICT. It's pretty bizzare. It would usually decompose to water and N2O. In the equation above, the nitrogen in HNO would need to be oxidized to NO3- but there is nothing to carry out this oxidation.


So, I think you are right about the typo. If instead of HNO you had HNO3 (nitric acid), would that make more sense?

Would the equation then look more like the others you are dealing with?


It should certainly be much easier for you to balance using nitric acid in place of the HNO species :-)

Thanks man. :)
1Cie GevGn
09-17-2005, 04:47 PM
Who is the biggest hoe on mp.net?

1Cie GevGn


you BASTARD :slap:
Thor
09-17-2005, 05:13 PM
Who is the biggest hoe on mp.net?

1Cie GevGn


you BASTARD :slap:
So, how about it?
1Cie GevGn
09-17-2005, 05:19 PM
You can't afford me hon'
sucker4gurls
09-17-2005, 06:17 PM
Which of the following is true?
A. Some atoms do not belong to any particular element.
B. Some atoms belong to more than one element.
C. All atoms are identical.
D. The number of protons in an atom determines which element it is.
E. The number of neutrons in an atom determines which element it is.

C and D