Somebody tell Lexi to log off. (Lexi has whooping cough)

[Clete Torres]

That chick has been logged in for like 6 hours and I haven't heard a peep form her.

[Lexi]

**** off.

[Clete Torres]

Peep.

[Luno]

lol :lol:

[Lexi]

Peep.

Exactly.
Now go do me a huge favour and take a nice leap off a bloody cliff.

[Bryson C]

Lol.

[hauptman]

Are you waiting for the peep show?

[sir-chimp]

here it is

http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/1985/peeps6ik.png (http://imageshack.us)

[Clete Torres]

Peep.

Exactly.
Now go do me a huge favour and take a nice leap off a bloody cliff.Lexi you misunderstood me. I thought maybe you took an early afternoon nap and left the computer on. You are one very hurtful Canadian.

[Lexi]

Peep.

Exactly.
Now go do me a huge favour and take a nice leap off a bloody cliff.Lexi you misunderstood me. I thought maybe you took an early afternoon nap and left the computer on. You are one very hurtful Canadian.

I'm in an extremely bad mood.

My apologies. :hug:

[Clete Torres]

Cheer up. Life is sweet.

[Lexi]

Yeah, if you're into sugarcoating everything.

[Clete Torres]

I am. I find everything goes down easier that way. Ignorance really is bliss. You'll find out when you're older.

[futurepilot2004]

f*** off.

What a comeback :lol: :lol: :lol:
Don`t ever change ;) :lol:

[Enduring Freedom]

f*** off.

rofl

[Lexi]

I got new shoes last night.
Powderoom Quantums.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/LexiTheGreat/Picture57.jpg

:hug:

[scrybe]

I am. I find everything goes down easier that way. Ignorance really is bliss. You'll find out when you're older.


True, true.

[Clete Torres]

As they say in the ghetto, those are fly kicks.

[Hawkeye]

As they say in the ghetto, those are fly kicks.

rofl

[Clete Torres]

I got new shoes last night.
Powderoom Quantums.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/LexiTheGreat/Picture57.jpg

:hug:Hold the phone. I just reexamined this picture and when I used the CD as scale refrence I found myself asking how big (read small) are this girl's feet? Please fill us all in Lexi.

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

Size 4.

[Lexi]

Those shoes are size 6.5 because I have wide feet.

At camp, my combat boots were size three and a half. They called me "tiny feet". :lol:

[TuNeRsHaRk]

:cantbeli:

[scrybe]

Holy hell, 3.5? That's not even a foot at all, wouldn't that just be like, a peg?

[Clete Torres]

This may sound a little crazy, but tell me more about your feet, Lexi. Just indulge me.

[Macs.]

I saw gorilla shoes once.

[Hawkeye]

This may sound a little crazy, but tell me more about your feet, Lexi. Just indulge me.

you're not one of those dudes that has a feet-fetish
you probably like 'em up the arse

[SEAHAWK]

Guys, please talk in "international size". I don't know "number 3,5 or number 4". I know 37,38,39 etc...

[Macs.]

Guys, please talk in "international size". I don't know "number 3,5 or number 4". I know 37,38,39 etc...

What about 36 and 40, do you know those ?

[Clete Torres]

Guys, please talk in "international size". I don't know "number 3,5 or number 4". I know 37,38,39 etc...**** off man. Lexi is talking to me about her feet.

[Hawkeye]

I have size 12 :)

[scrybe]

Yea no doubt, how dare you, you non-conformist bastard.

[MARINO]

I got new shoes last night.
Powderoom Quantums.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/LexiTheGreat/Picture57.jpg

:hug:

Ugly shoes

[Lexi]

They're um. Little.
And kinda wide too.
And I got little toes.

And um. Yeah.

[Violet Fashion by Mindy]

Guys, please talk in "international size". I don't know "number 3,5 or number 4". I know 37,38,39 etc...f*** off man. Lexi is talking to me about her feet.

And as we were discussing earlier.

You commiefornians are freaking crazy.

I may be ****ed up but I don't go around licking feet. rofl

[SEAHAWK]

Guys, please talk in "international size". I don't know "number 3,5 or number 4". I know 37,38,39 etc...f*** off man. Lexi is talking to me about her feet.

YOU F*CK OFF!!! Reply me like an human, Not an animal :bash:

[Macs.]

Guys, please talk in "international size". I don't know "number 3,5 or number 4". I know 37,38,39 etc...f*** off man. Lexi is talking to me about her feet.

YOU F*CK OFF!!! Reply me like an human, Not an animal :bash:

Ugga Uggaaaa ugggaaa baga bang bang baga uga

[scrybe]

lol, engrish

[Clete Torres]

Tell me more about the feet. I'm going absolutely ape**** here.

[Bryson C]

This thread has really gone to hell, now Clete Torres is onto a 14 year old girls feet.

[Lexi]

This thread has really gone to hell, now Clete Torres is onto a 14 year old girls feet.

Tell me about it.
I'm only slightly creeped out.

Clete you freak. :lol:

[Bryson C]

Guys, please talk in "international size". I don't know "number 3,5 or number 4". I know 37,38,39 etc...f*** off man. Lexi is talking to me about her feet.

YOU F*CK OFF!!! Reply me like an human, Not an animal :bash:

For sure, half of that guys posts must have the F-word in it.

[Clete Torres]

If I don't get some Hobbit toes on my **** right now I'm going to explode.

[WoodChipper]

Tell me more about the feet. I'm going absolutely ape**** here.Got a foot fetish and a thing for little kids there Micheal Jackson. You really are a dough head.

[Bryson C]

If I don't get some Hobbit toes on my **** right now I'm going to explode.

WTF. Man.

[Hawkeye]

Tell me more about the feet. I'm going absolutely ape**** here.Got a foot fetish and a thing for little kids there Micheal Jackson. You really are a dough head.

all you do here is bitch to other members
stop it

[Clete Torres]

This joke is going a little too far. I apologize.

[SEAHAWK]

Hmmm, everybody loves eachother, so there is no problem :D

[Hawkeye]

Hmmm, everybody loves eachother, so there is no problem :D

what the hell are you? a hippy?

[Clete Torres]

So what size shoe do you have on there Seahawk?

[Bryson C]

So what size shoe do you have on there Seahawk?

I wouldn't answer that question man.

[SEAHAWK]

So what size shoe do you have on there Seahawk?

I wouldn't answer that question man.

:lol: :lol: If I were a girl, I would be scared. But I'm not. :D

I wear 45 (international size :lol: :lol: ) here.

BTW, I'm not hippy, hawkeye, I'm just a peacefull person :)

[Macs.]

**** YOU ALL WANKERS

[scm77]

If I don't get some Hobbit toes on my **** right now I'm going to explode.
rofl rofl

[Bryson C]

So what size shoe do you have on there Seahawk?

I wouldn't answer that question man.

:lol: :lol: If I were a girl, I would be scared. But I'm not. :D

I wear 45 (international size :lol: :lol: ) here.

BTW, I'm not hippy, hawkeye, I'm just a peacefull person :)

Who’s to say Clete Torres is only into girls. :lol: :lol:

-edit- spelling.

[flanker7]

You know what they say about people with big feet don't you ;)

[Hydro]

You know what they say about people with big feet don't you ;)

Big socks.

[TuNeRsHaRk]

You know what they say about people with big feet don't you ;)

Big socks.

you know what they say about big socks dont you?

[Bryson C]

You know what they say about people with big feet don't you ;)

Big socks.

you know what they say about big socks dont you?

Big shoes.

[Hydro]

You know what they say about people with big feet don't you ;)

Big socks.

you know what they say about big socks dont you?

Good for Christmas.

[SEAHAWK]

Dudes, you're killing me rofl rofl

BTW, I really don'yt know :cantbeli: :)

[flanker7]

Dudes, you're killing me rofl rofl

BTW, I really don'yt know :cantbeli: :)

Actually it goes like this

"Big feet=Large shoes" :)

But there's a ******l innuento.............. rofl

[JoaMei]

I have really big feet... p-)

[Clete Torres]

Hobbit toes.

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

**** YOU ALL WANKERS

x2

[CombatBoots]

Get a girlfriend clete stop making out with your imagination. no offence. you creep me out.

I am definately not a feet person, so that was about all I have to say in here. there go 2 more mintes of my life. :D

[Mr Gently Benevolent]

That chick has been logged in for like 6 hours and I haven't heard a peep form her.You actually notice stuff like this?

[buttchowder]

Clete bought the whole "Agony of De-feet" videos volumes 1 through 5. Sick people


"You people voted for Hubert Humphrey. And you killed Jesus."

[zonk]

thats because he has been on for 12 hours and has been trolling

[Clete Torres]

That chick has been logged in for like 6 hours and I haven't heard a peep form her.You actually notice stuff like this?It was more like a half hour. I was just trying to work Hobbit toes into the conversation.

[Lexi]

rofl rofl rofl

Sorry I've been gone, I went to hang out with some reservists and throw rocks at ducks down at Bayfront Park...

[1Cie GevGn]

throw rocks at ducks down at Bayfront Park...

you BASTARD...

[Lexi]

throw rocks at ducks down at Bayfront Park...

you BASTARD...

They're EVIL.
With their sleeping-standing-up abilities and their flipper feet and their swimming and...

ugh, terrible.

[zonk]

ducks are cool, they sell you insurance

[CombatBoots]

Lexi, one day you'll be holding a rifle, that's how much you respect life?














Did you at least hit any? :lol:

[Clete Torres]

Don't **** with the ducks. Seriously Lexi. Hurting animals is serial killer qualities. Not too cool.

[Lexi]

Did you at least hit any? :lol:

Yeah, I hit one, and it was moving!!

[Clete Torres]

ducks are cool, they sell you insuranceAflac.

[Hydro]

Did you at least hit any? :lol:

Yeah, I hit one, and it was moving!!


TARGETS TO YOUR FRONT, IN YOUR OWN TIME, GO ON!

[CombatBoots]

Did you at least hit any? :lol:

Yeah, I hit one, and it was moving!!

Ha! That's good! I mean, bad, very bad. ;)

[joe mama]

YOU F*CK OFF!!! Reply me like an human, Not an animal :bash:

This may be better than "all your base are belong to us".

[Lexi]

Did you at least hit any? :lol:

Yeah, I hit one, and it was moving!!


TARGETS TO YOUR FRONT, IN YOUR OWN TIME, GO ON!

Innit "In your own lane, on your own time, Fire"?

[Hydro]

Did you at least hit any? :lol:

Yeah, I hit one, and it was moving!!


TARGETS TO YOUR FRONT, IN YOUR OWN TIME, GO ON!

Innit "In your own lane, on your own time, Fire"?

Not over here, though it does depend on the shoot. Don't know about your canuckistanian range drills...

[Lexi]

Did you at least hit any? :lol:

Yeah, I hit one, and it was moving!!


TARGETS TO YOUR FRONT, IN YOUR OWN TIME, GO ON!

Innit "In your own lane, on your own time, Fire"?

Not over here, though it does depend on the shoot. Don't know about your canuckistanian range drills...

I have a friend who lives in N. Ireland...

Portadown? I think was the name of his town. I dunno. *scratches head*

[1Cie GevGn]

Heh when we were training for the firing range (no ammo, just the drills), it went like this;

"For firing 5 shots precision fire, open......FIRE!"

reply:

"Line 1, Safety off, Firing!"
"Line 2, Safety off, Firing"

All the way down to Line 5.

And you have to WAIT untill the last line replies. So inevitable, it would go like this;

"For firing 5 shots precision fire, open......FIRE!"
"Line 1, Safety off, Firing!"
"Line 2, Sa*CLICK

DI: "LINE 1 &lt;insert profanity here>"

Good times, good times...

[CombatBoots]

you actually say something at the range? I always waited for the first to shoot and I join in.

:lol:

[zonk]

thats the same thing i do at the range, iwait for the first guy to go and then i start firing.

[1Cie GevGn]

Well this is basic training, so give us a break ;)

[Lexi]

You guys don't have a little thing called "range safety" with all your procedures...

Like when you're done firing off all your ammo you have to safe your weapon and have it over your shoulder for inspection...

[RGRBOX]

Clete!!! Get back to the subject here... you could at least get Lexi to post pics of her feet...

And a size woman 3.5 in Comabt Boots is a size 31 European...

I had a chick who was doing her recruitment training in the Swiss Army a couple of years ago come into my shop. She weight about 120 Kgs, and had a size 4 boots... Here fvcking leg was larger then her feet were long.. looked fvcking crazy. I still can't figure out how she balanced herself to walk...

[Lexi]

I'm quite unstable when I'm at attention.

Give me a poke and over I go.

[RGRBOX]

I'm quite unstable when I'm at attention.

Give me a poke and over I go.

If you were a couple of years older saying that, and you would get a reaction from me.. but I'll keep quite... and wait unitl 2008 when your legal..

[Flagg]

I'm quite unstable when I'm at attention.

Give me a poke and over I go.

If you were a couple of years older saying that, and you would get a reaction from me.. but I'll keep quite... and wait unitl 2008 when your legal..

You are one dirty old man...naughty! That's a 1/50 warning for you fella :P

[1Cie GevGn]

Damn you beat me to it Mikebox rofl

[CombatBoots]

I'm quite unstable when I'm at attention.

Give me a poke and over I go. Ha! didnt you ever ride a bicycle? How's your balance in general? I don't think hats a problem with the size of your feet. foot size is proportional anyway... how tall are you?

[Flagg]

Damn you beat me to it Mikebox rofl

That's a 1/50th warning for you as well.

I'll be keeping a close eye on your perverts :P

[RGRBOX]

I'm quite unstable when I'm at attention.

Give me a poke and over I go.

If you were a couple of years older saying that, and you would get a reaction from me.. but I'll keep quite... and wait unitl 2008 when your legal..

You are one dirty old man...naughty! That's a 1/50 warning for you fella :P

What the hell is a 1/50 warning??? I'm not dirty, I just think that 14 year old Lexi should be careful of what she says... I've been backing her for a while now...

[Lexi]

I'm quite unstable when I'm at attention.

Give me a poke and over I go.

If you were a couple of years older saying that, and you would get a reaction from me.. but I'll keep quite... and wait unitl 2008 when your legal..

You are one dirty old man...naughty! That's a 1/50 warning for you fella :P

What the hell is a 1/50 warning??? I'm not dirty, I just think that 14 year old Lexi should be careful of what she says... I've been backing her for a while now...

When I said that I really didn't mean to sound dirty.

My old RSM used to do that, poke me right in the middle of the forehead as hard as he could and I'd stumble backwards.

I've ridden a bike before, but my balance kind of sucks. I'm five foot 2 by the way.

[RGRBOX]

I'm quite unstable when I'm at attention.

Give me a poke and over I go.

If you were a couple of years older saying that, and you would get a reaction from me.. but I'll keep quite... and wait unitl 2008 when your legal..

You are one dirty old man...naughty! That's a 1/50 warning for you fella :P

What the hell is a 1/50 warning??? I'm not dirty, I just think that 14 year old Lexi should be careful of what she says... I've been backing her for a while now...

When I said that I really didn't mean to sound dirty.

My old RSM used to do that, poke me right in the middle of the forehead as hard as he could and I'd stumble backwards.

I've ridden a bike before, but my balance kind of sucks. I'm five foot 2 by the way.

5'2" !! Well, youv'e still got time to grow... at least i hope you grow.. But that helps to explain the small feet.. And the RSM thing explains the sharp tong, and bad mouth...

[CombatBoots]

I'm quite unstable when I'm at attention.

Give me a poke and over I go.

If you were a couple of years older saying that, and you would get a reaction from me.. but I'll keep quite... and wait unitl 2008 when your legal..

You are one dirty old man...naughty! That's a 1/50 warning for you fella :P

What the hell is a 1/50 warning??? I'm not dirty, I just think that 14 year old Lexi should be careful of what she says... I've been backing her for a while now...

When I said that I really didn't mean to sound dirty.

My old RSM used to do that, poke me right in the middle of the forehead as hard as he could and I'd stumble backwards.

I've ridden a bike before, but my balance kind of sucks. I'm five foot 2 by the way.

ok, your feet are ok, anyway small feet compliment a lady. Your balance sucks anyways. :D

[RGRBOX]

What's up Flagg, I posted a remark, and you start making threats, I ask a question, and you disapear... What's a 1/50???

[CombatBoots]

common sense tellsmecit's one warnin, out of fifty total.

[RGRBOX]

common sense tellsmecit's one warnin, out of fifty total.

tellsmecit's??? 1 out of 50 I understand.. 1/50 could be anything.. if I have 1 or 50 in warnings, then I've still got 49 to go???

Anyway, I would prefer to hear it from Flagg.. he likes getting the last word in a locking threads... be careful, this one may get locked now...

[Flagg]

What's up Flagg, I posted a remark, and you start making threats, I ask a question, and you disapear... What's a 1/50???

It was a joke...hence the smiley

[RGRBOX]

What's up Flagg, I posted a remark, and you start making threats, I ask a question, and you disapear... What's a 1/50???

It was a joke...hence the smiley

I stand corrected.. sorry.. but it took you long enough to answer my post... I hope you flushed the toilet...

[CombatBoots]

common sense tellsmecit's one warnin, out of fifty total.

tellsmecit's??? 1 out of 50 I understand.. 1/50 could be anything.. if I have 1 or 50 in warnings, then I've still got 49 to go???

Anyway, I would prefer to hear it from Flagg.. he likes getting the last word in a locking threads... be careful, this one may get locked now...

guess what key was neglected when 'tells me it's' became 'tellsmeit's' :lol:

[RGRBOX]

common sense tellsmecit's one warnin, out of fifty total.

tellsmecit's??? 1 out of 50 I understand.. 1/50 could be anything.. if I have 1 or 50 in warnings, then I've still got 49 to go???

Anyway, I would prefer to hear it from Flagg.. he likes getting the last word in a locking threads... be careful, this one may get locked now...

guess what key was neglected when 'tells me it's' became 'tellsmeit's' :lol:

rofl rofl damn, I'm getting old.. 5 more days and I'm hitting 37... and I'm going to hit it running.. at least my legs still work...

[pathfinder82]

this threads 7 pages long and it was started earlier today.

[Flagg]

What's up Flagg, I posted a remark, and you start making threats, I ask a question, and you disapear... What's a 1/50???

It was a joke...hence the smiley

I stand corrected.. sorry.. but it took you long enough to answer my post... I hope you flushed the toilet...

Close actually.......changing my son's nappy......

[Clete Torres]

this threads 7 pages long and it was started earlier today.Don't get me started on Hobbit toes again.

[CombatBoots]

this threads 7 pages long and it was started earlier today. if my boredom were to be directed in a useful direction, nah, I rather waste time than work.

[Lexi]

I kind of like this thread. :lol:

[RGRBOX]

What's up Flagg, I posted a remark, and you start making threats, I ask a question, and you disapear... What's a 1/50???

It was a joke...hence the smiley

I stand corrected.. sorry.. but it took you long enough to answer my post... I hope you flushed the toilet...

Close actually.......changing my son's nappy......

Thanks God those days are over for me.. mine are 6 and 5... but know they show me on a daily bases, just how much smarter them me they are... just like their mother...

[Flagg]

common sense tellsmecit's one warnin, out of fifty total.

tellsmecit's??? 1 out of 50 I understand.. 1/50 could be anything.. if I have 1 or 50 in warnings, then I've still got 49 to go???

Anyway, I would prefer to hear it from Flagg.. he likes getting the last word in a locking threads... be careful, this one may get locked now...

guess what key was neglected when 'tells me it's' became 'tellsmeit's' :lol:

rofl rofl damn, I'm getting old.. 5 more days and I'm hitting 37... and I'm going to hit it running.. at least my legs still work...

You're old mate........I'm still a sprightly 36.5 year old in my MID thirties...whearas you are now clearly classified as an elderly individual in his LATE 30's

[Lexi]

Y'all are old enough to be my dad....

[Flagg]

What's up Flagg, I posted a remark, and you start making threats, I ask a question, and you disapear... What's a 1/50???

It was a joke...hence the smiley

I stand corrected.. sorry.. but it took you long enough to answer my post... I hope you flushed the toilet...

Close actually.......changing my son's nappy......

Thanks God those days are over for me.. mine are 6 and 5... but know they show me on a daily bases, just how much smarter them me they are... just like their mother...

Yup...the manly joy I receive from carrying a screaming infant and a giant purse-like baby-bag like a bloody sherpa......while my wife tries on shoes :lol:

[Flagg]

Y'all are old enough to be my dad....

That's right.......now stay away from boys.... :bash:


they cause cancer

[Lexi]

Y'all are old enough to be my dad....

That's right.......now stay away from boys.... :bash:


they cause cancer

Really?
It's funny, because I started going out with this fellow named Daniel a few weeks ago and ever since then I've had this horrible, horrible cough that just keeps getting worse...

[RGRBOX]

common sense tellsmecit's one warnin, out of fifty total.

tellsmecit's??? 1 out of 50 I understand.. 1/50 could be anything.. if I have 1 or 50 in warnings, then I've still got 49 to go???

Anyway, I would prefer to hear it from Flagg.. he likes getting the last word in a locking threads... be careful, this one may get locked now...

guess what key was neglected when 'tells me it's' became 'tellsmeit's' :lol:

rofl rofl damn, I'm getting old.. 5 more days and I'm hitting 37... and I'm going to hit it running.. at least my legs still work...

You're old mate........I'm still a sprightly 36.5 year old in my MID thirties...whearas you are now clearly classified as an elderly individual in his LATE 30's

Thanks Flagg... But look at it on the good side, that is for me, I'm not changing diapers...

By the way, I love the theme to MASH, * Suiside is Painless"... I still get tears in my eyes when I hear it.. I had a client the other day with it on his phone...

[RGRBOX]

Y'all are old enough to be my dad....

That's right.......now stay away from boys.... :bash:


they cause cancer

Really?
It's funny, because I started going out with this fellow named Daniel a few weeks ago and ever since then I've had this horrible, horrible cough that just keeps getting worse...

Lisen to your elders... now tell Daniel to shove off... and wash your mouth out, with soap... I like being a dad..

[Flagg]

Y'all are old enough to be my dad....

That's right.......now stay away from boys.... :bash:


they cause cancer

Really?
It's funny, because I started going out with this fellow named Daniel a few weeks ago and ever since then I've had this horrible, horrible cough that just keeps getting worse...

Boys named Daniel are particularly toxic......avoid even talking to any boys until you are at least 25 years of age

[RGRBOX]

Y'all are old enough to be my dad....

That's right.......now stay away from boys.... :bash:


they cause cancer

Really?
It's funny, because I started going out with this fellow named Daniel a few weeks ago and ever since then I've had this horrible, horrible cough that just keeps getting worse...

Boys named Daniel are particularly toxic......avoid even talking to any boys until you are at least 25 years of age

Flagg I would suggest she wait unitl 30, that way we make sure it's out of her system...

[Lexi]

But most of my friends are boys... :(

[RGRBOX]

But most of my friends are boys... :(

As long as they're just boys, and not older then you are... That way, i don't have to make a visit to Canada, and strangel some little fvcker...

[Violet Fashion by Mindy]

Y'all are old enough to be my dad....

That's right.......now stay away from boys.... :bash:


they cause cancer

Really?
It's funny, because I started going out with this fellow named Daniel a few weeks ago and ever since then I've had this horrible, horrible cough that just keeps getting worse...

Boys named Daniel are particularly toxic......avoid even talking to any boys until you are at least 25 years of age

It's not as if you have a say is it?

I mean. From experiance there was nothing better then going for a spot of old fashioned bench seat lovemaking at the car park overlooking the beach.

[Lexi]

But most of my friends are boys... :(

As long as they're just boys, and not older then you are... That way, i don't have to make a visit to Canada, and strangel some little fvcker...

Dan's 16.
My best buddy Matt is 17.
Jordan, my second best friend, is 18.


:lol:

[RGRBOX]

Y'all are old enough to be my dad....

That's right.......now stay away from boys.... :bash:


they cause cancer

Really?
It's funny, because I started going out with this fellow named Daniel a few weeks ago and ever since then I've had this horrible, horrible cough that just keeps getting worse...

Boys named Daniel are particularly toxic......avoid even talking to any boys until you are at least 25 years of age

It's not as if you have a say is it?

I mean. From experiance there was nothing better then going for a spot of old fashioned bench seat lovemaking at the car park overlooking the beach.

I'm going to forget you said that... :D

[RGRBOX]

But most of my friends are boys... :(

As long as they're just boys, and not older then you are... That way, i don't have to make a visit to Canada, and strangel some little fvcker...

Dan's 16.
My best buddy Matt is 17.
Jordan, my second best friend, is 18.


:lol:

Does your dad know all of this... I'm sure he would want to know this bit of info..

[Lexi]

But most of my friends are boys... :(

As long as they're just boys, and not older then you are... That way, i don't have to make a visit to Canada, and strangel some little fvcker...

Dan's 16.
My best buddy Matt is 17.
Jordan, my second best friend, is 18.


:lol:

Does your dad know all of this... I'm sure he would want to know this bit of info..
Yes he knows, I went to hang out with Jordan and Matt (and their girlfriends) today... threw rocks at ducks.. remember?

[Macs.]

I am Lexis dad, and I just bought a ticket to switzerland, sire.

[RGRBOX]

I am Lexis dad, and I just bought a ticket to switzerland, sire.

Good to meet you sir, so we Rv at my place, then we go to Canada,and kick some ass..

[Macs.]

I am not Lexis dad.

I am just a liar who seeks trouble. Do you want to break my nose ?

[Lexi]

I am not Lexis dad.

I am just a liar who seeks trouble. Do you want to break my nose ?
No, but my nose is bleeding right now.

[RGRBOX]

I am not Lexis dad.

I am just a liar who seeks trouble. Do you want to break my nose ?
No, but my nose is bleeding right now.

rofl rofl rofl Probably need to throw up too..

[CombatBoots]

I'd ask how it happened, but I just can't see how that might be even a little bit interesting. :P

[Lexi]

I'd ask how it happened, but I just can't see how that might be even a little bit interesting. :P

I've got allergies and blew my nose one too many times?

[RGRBOX]

I'd ask how it happened, but I just can't see how that might be even a little bit interesting. :P

She got it from getting punched by her teddy bear..

[Tielir999]

no i punched her in the face jk

[Violet Fashion by Mindy]

Y'all are old enough to be my dad....

That's right.......now stay away from boys.... :bash:


they cause cancer

Really?
It's funny, because I started going out with this fellow named Daniel a few weeks ago and ever since then I've had this horrible, horrible cough that just keeps getting worse...

Boys named Daniel are particularly toxic......avoid even talking to any boys until you are at least 25 years of age

It's not as if you have a say is it?

I mean. From experiance there was nothing better then going for a spot of old fashioned bench seat lovemaking at the car park overlooking the beach.

I'm going to forget you said that... :D

http://www.humorbug.com/fpics/z_humorbug_c7354ab22d.jpg

[Maine Finn]

Y'all are old enough to be my dad....

That's right.......now stay away from boys.... :bash:


they cause cancer

Really?
It's funny, because I started going out with this fellow named Daniel a few weeks ago and ever since then I've had this horrible, horrible cough that just keeps getting worse...

You owe me for helping you out, remember... ;)

[TuNeRsHaRk]

Lexi is dan a midget, ive heard from people that you have a thing for midgets, is this true?

[Clete Torres]

My brother dan is a midget. Bring it up again and I'll **** ing kill you.

[Maine Finn]

Lexi is dan a midget, ive heard from people that you have a thing for midgets, is this true?

I'll answer that for her. No, he's not.

[scrybe]

ha, I remember this thread from this morning. Got drunk, went to the USC - UofO game, sobered up, walked my ass back, and it's still here! Good stuff...

[CombatBoots]

Yep, too bad MP.net was down yesterday, and I wen't to sleep.
And now I'll be gone for a while again. Well, have a good week you all. Gonna catch up with this when I get back. woot

[RGRBOX]

See you later Combat Boots...

Hey clete, have you asked for pics of Lexi's feet yet.... I'm waitiing here..

[Lexi]

This thread makes me giggle.

:lol:

[Maine Finn]

This thread makes me giggle.

:lol:

Wow...

[walford]

http://www.yrb.us/images/prod/girls%20will%20be%20girls.jpg

[Maine Finn]

http://www.yrb.us/images/prod/girls%20will%20be%20girls.jpg

Oh hell yes. rofl

[Macs.]

Walford is a traitor, its offical.

[RGRBOX]

http://www.yrb.us/images/prod/girls%20will%20be%20girls.jpg

Oh hell yes. rofl

Yep!!!

[walford]

Walford is a traitor, its offical.I'm wise enough to know my place, that's all.
http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/975/vlada10edited2eo.jpg

[usa320]

ahhhh walfords a bitch.....