213 thinkgs skippy can't do

[Guttorm]

I'm guessing this one is old.

But just in case someone missed it...

http://www.avalanchetankers.us/archives/000058.html

It's awesome!

[ibstolidude]

They lied to skippy

http://www.squad-leader.com/vbnhq/22_102.htm

it just isn't official, but that doesn't mean it isn't functional.

[Sierra]

I read some of those and they were prety funny! #211 is great IMO~

[Haiw]

I'm propably not in the position to say this, but Sierra, some people might take offense to you having that ranger tab below your name when you haven't even been trough basic...Just some advise.

[Ghostwolf]

These are pretty good ones too:

Not allowed to train adopted stray dogs to 'Sic Brass!
Must never call an SAS a 'Wanker'
Never confuse a Dutch soldier for a French one.
Never tell a German soldier that 'We kicked your ass in World War 2!'
Not allowed to let sock puppets take command of my post.
Not allowed to sing 'High Speed Dirt' by Megadeth during airborne operations. ('See the earth below/Soon to make a crater/Blue sky, black death, I'm off to meet my maker')
Not allowed to quote 'Dr Seuss' on military operations.
Not allowed to quote 'Full Metal Jacket ' at the rifle range.(THIS is my rifle, and THIS is my life......)
Inflatable sheep do *not* need to be displayed during a room inspection.

[Haiw]

rofl
That list is just solid gold :lol:

[Schuster]

"The Irish MPs are not after 'Me frosted lucky charms'."
rofl

[Ghostwolf]

They lied to skippy
http://www.squad-leader.com/vbnhq/22_102.htm
it just isn't official, but that doesn't mean it isn't functional.

Goddamn, is this for REAL? It's beyond cruelty against animals!!

[memphiz]

A smiley face is not used to mark a minefield.

Claymore mines are not filled with yummy candy, and it is wrong to tell new soldiers that they are.


rofl rofl

[ibstolidude]

These are pretty good ones too:



Thanks Beowulf!

[Beowulf]

These are pretty good ones too:



What's with the patch?

You CAPOC?

If so what MOS?
I aksed him already...he's just a fan.

I figure there's so few that he can keep the patch. :)