Swedish animal ***

[Beowulf]

http://pub.tv2.no/nettavisen/english/article177749.ece

Swedes have more and more animal ***
Av Øyvind Ludt og Carin Pettersson 26.01.04 12:24


Animal *** is not illegal in Sweden, and every year between 200 and 300 pets are injured because of ****** assaults.

The estimate was presented by Svenska Veterinärforbundet, the Swedish veterinary organization, and it is now trying to make the authorities and the public more aware of animals’ suffering. The organization claim the problem has increased during the last couple of years, even if most people are unaware of it.

“We have seen an increase since 1999 when child ****ography became illegal,” said Johan Beck-Friis. “It appears, in other words, as there are some people who have replaced children with animals. In both circumstances, it is *** with defenceless individuals.”

The injuries inflicted on animals after ****** assaults are of the same character of those children get. Beck-Friis said that the most common injuries are wounds on the *** organs and blisters.

Animal ****
The fact that animal *** is becoming an increasing problem can be indicated by the mere fact that there is an increasing selection of animal **** at video rentals and there an increasingly number of websites with animal ****ography is surfacing.

No one knows for sure how many animals that are abused, but a British study from 2001 indicates that every 20th dog or cat that receives treatment at veterinaries, the injuries are not a result of a direct accident, but the animal has been inflicted the injury as a result of a ****** assault.

According to the Swedish paper Expressen, if the same estimate can be used in Sweden that will indicate that 200 to 300 dogs and cats every year are injured as a result of ****** assaults.

Not illegal
In contrast with most other countries, animal *** is not illegal in Sweden. It was decriminalized in 1944 in connection with the decriminalization of homo****** ***.


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[AFG]

woah thats so sickening...

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

Wow Sweden takes the word dog****ing to the extreme....

200 to 300 dogs and cats every year are injured as a result of ****** assaults.


Thats some serious wierdo's :roll:

[James]

We have seen an increase since 1999 when child ****ography became illegal

1999? WTF?


there is an increasing selection of animal **** at video rentals

WTF?


In contrast with most other countries, animal *** is not illegal in Sweden.

WTF?

[Roger Rabbit]

SO now we know why mustamato is so wierd

[FallenAngel]

Get PETA over there now. They'll go ballistic on their swede asses ;)

[unwanted]

Yeah , its a ****ed up country in a ****ed up world and I dont understand why they did it legal in 1946 .. Maybe the government where sheep ****ers ... :-*$

[Rantanplan]

Now, I will remove my "Jag älskar Sverige!" Sig :bash:

[Seoulstriker]

Not illegal
In contrast with most other countries, animal *** is not illegal in Sweden. It was decriminalized in 1944 in connection with the decriminalization of homo****** ***.

they are so tolerant of animal ***, why can't you guys be? who are you to decide what is moral?

:lol:

[Dalleer]

"Animal *** is legal in Sweden"

Damn, I didn't know that...

[Midtown]

hah, and you guys thought it was wierd to stick it in a girls butt. Least I stay with my species.

[Brandon]

Unreal! Log on this morning and get to read about a German cannibal and animal *** in Sweden. What a sick bunch of people starting to surface.

[Roger Rabbit]

Right so on my tour around Europe i should avoid the cusine in Germany and the red light district in Sweden

[Dalleer]

Right so on my tour around Europe i should avoid the cusine in Germany and the red light district in Sweden

I hear that, and I thought that the Netherlands and Denmark were liberal but now...wow...

[Seoulstriker]

i can't believe you guys are so damn intolerant. i say again: who are YOU to decide what is moral. ;)

[Nondescript]

Quote:
We have seen an increase since 1999 when child ****ography became illegal


1999? WTF?

Quote:
there is an increasing selection of animal **** at video rentals


WTF?

Quote:
In contrast with most other countries, animal *** is not illegal in Sweden.


WTF?

Yeah. WTF?

I didn't know you could rent Animal ****, I've never seen it anywere. Animal *** is illegal in Sweden, maybe not directly, but inderectly in the form of animal abuse.

Btw we all know that Germany is the home of animal ****. ;)

[Midtown]

****zle

[hood]

Just say no.

http://pegasus.rutgers.edu/~selph/photos/gif/headingi.gif

[Mr Gently Benevolent]

I would hold fire on abusing the Swedes until you good ole boys have read the Kinsey Report, 1948 where 5000 men from the US submitted themselves to a study on ****** behavior. It was discovered that 8% of men from largely rural areas had ******ly interfered with animals mostly when they were around the age of 15, many conservative and religious groups have tried to debunk the Kinsey Report the Family Research Council the most notable amongst them. Maybe things have moved along in the US since then lets face it who wants to finger the cat when you can download the latest Tawny Roberts movie.
Do any of you Brits remember the guy who got caught with the goat a couple of years ago I forget what happend, was he banging it at the side of the railway tracks when the train was pulling into the station? :lol:

[Roger Rabbit]

i remember reading in the sun about a 16 year old caught shagging a sheep, unfortunately he wasn't Welsh. Still he got chraged with something or other and i'd love to see him try and get a job when an employed looks at his criminal record.

[Mr Gently Benevolent]

I have got agree German **** is pretty hard, I worked with guy who would watch the stuff every spare moment he had, he even used to watch it at breakfast nothing like hard core lesbo midget S&M to put you of your food.

[hood]

Oldie but a goodie.


A young man grew fed up with modern life and decided to leave the big city and become a shepherd, spending months in the seclusion of the distant mountains alone with his thoughts and sheep. So he went up the high mountains where he found three older shepherds with a big flock of sheep, and asked them to show him the ropes. The shepherds agreed. The young man spent a week with them. One evening by the fire he asked casually,"So how do you guys get by with no women around here?"
Said one of the men,"Why, with so many sheep around, who needs women?"
The youngster shuddered: "Ewwwww! How horrible! How can you...?"
The three men only smiled and said nothing.
Another week passed and one morning the young man realised that the tension in his groin had grown unbearable. He remembered what the men had said, and looking at the sheep, thought, "Hmm, why not after all...".
He chose a moment when none of the older shepherds were around, and grabbed one of the nearest sheep. However, the others showed up in a minute, and seeing him with the sheep burst out laughing. "What? What?!!", shouted the young man, blushing. "You told me that's what you did yourselves, didn't you??!"
"Yeah, sure! But to choose the ugliest one??!"

[Mr Gently Benevolent]

Aye Hood it reminds me of that old song the local shepherds used to sing
"There'll Never Be Another Ewe"

[OldRecon]

Right so on my tour around Europe i should avoid the cusine in Germany and the red light district in Sweden

There is no red light district in Sweden 'cause it's illegal to buy *** from prostitutes in Sweden :D. Which means you can end behind bars for it if you get caugth.
Haven't heard about anyone getting caught for it so far though rofl (no point in making new laws if you can't follow them up).

[farmgirl]

Good Lord Beowulf!
That was waaaaaay more than I needed to know!

Hood.... LOL... "no kitty ****" rofl

[Jack Mehoff]

I'd rather have *** like an animal, not WITH animal

[Jack Mehoff]

hah, and you guys thought it was wierd to stick it in a girls butt. Least I stay with my species.

:D :P :lol:

[OldRecon]

Oldie but a goodie.


A young man grew fed up with modern life and decided to leave the big city and become a shepherd, spending months in the seclusion of the distant mountains alone with his thoughts and sheep. So he went up the high mountains where he found three older shepherds with a big flock of sheep, and asked them to show him the ropes. The shepherds agreed. The young man spent a week with them. One evening by the fire he asked casually,"So how do you guys get by with no women around here?"
Said one of the men,"Why, with so many sheep around, who needs women?"
The youngster shuddered: "Ewwwww! How horrible! How can you...?"
The three men only smiled and said nothing.
Another week passed and one morning the young man realised that the tension in his groin had grown unbearable. He remembered what the men had said, and looking at the sheep, thought, "Hmm, why not after all...".
He chose a moment when none of the older shepherds were around, and grabbed one of the nearest sheep. However, the others showed up in a minute, and seeing him with the sheep burst out laughing. "What? What?!!", shouted the young man, blushing. "You told me that's what you did yourselves, didn't you??!"
"Yeah, sure! But to choose the ugliest one??!"

Have heard a local version of this joke with sheeps exanged for reindeer and the young and old shepherds excanged for a "syltapp" (norwegian slang for a green recruit) and "veterans" at the end of their conscription time doing their service in some Northern Norwegian garrison (if so it must have been the GP :D).

As for sodomy a guy serving in the pioneer plt. of NORBATT at the same time as myself, according to rumour phothographed a druze farmer in some olive groove a bit off with a strong telephoto lens as he taking his donkey from behind.
(So perhaps the IDF would do well in watching their backs if they ever were to infil ops. in the area again :)).

[Trigger]

Just say no.

http://pegasus.rutgers.edu/~selph/photos/gif/headingi.gif
rofl

*looks around*
*cuts up pets-r-us video card*

[Rantanplan]

pets-r-us


rofl rofl rofl

[Haiw]

Right so on my tour around Europe i should avoid the cusine in Germany and the red light district in Sweden

I hear that, and I thought that the Netherlands and Denmark were liberal but now...wow...
Even we ain't that liberal! rofl

BTW about the German canibal guy; the funny thing is he can't be convicted for the cannibalism. Why? Simply because there's no law for it! I suppose they never thought it could happen, but now apparently it did. The guy's gonna get only 8,5 years in prison for killing the guy with permission...

[Roger Rabbit]

Yeah but what makes you think he isn't going to have a hard time in prison. Anybody he willing "eats" another mans knob aint going to have fun in prison cause the meat he'll be getting will be raw.

[California Joe]

Heavy petting.

[Haiw]

Apparently it mostly happens at farms; logically because there's the 'easiest' acces to all kinds of animals.

Where's farmgirl? ;)

[Jack Mehoff]

farmgirl is too naughty

[mustamato]

SO now we know why mustamato is so wierd

"No one knows for sure how many animals that are abused, but a British study from 2001 indicates that every 20th dog or cat that receives treatment at veterinaries, the injuries are not a result of a direct accident, but the animal has been inflicted the injury as a result of a ****** assault.

According to the Swedish paper Expressen, if the same estimate can be used in Sweden that will indicate that 200 to 300 dogs and cats every year are injured as a result of ****** assaults."

[Roger Rabbit]

ok its a fair cop, you caught me

lol, always know there was something wrong with Sweden. Dogs and Cats? WTF man...

[radon]

But still most swedes dont have a high opinion of that behaviour. There are many different "******" things that i dont understand, like s"it eating... :( ???

[Resevoir Hogs]

My god what is wrong with the world?!

Maybe the Russians should just up their nuclear excercises to the real thing and do us all a favor.

[California Joe]

An entire day goes by and not one Scotsman posts in an animal fooking thread?

[11F5S]

I had animal *** in Sweden years ago. I was dating a Swedish Blonde (SAS Stew) and man o' man she was an animal in bed. :D

[California Joe]

I took a Swedish exchange student to her prom. Her name was Anna. Go figure.

[Trigger]

I took a Swedish exchange student to her prom. Her name was Anna. Go figure.
Anna? Last name 'Mal'?

[California Joe]

You're really old like me huh.

Chucklehead. I think her name was Naismark.

Oh ****, she's probably some posters mom or some ****.

[Trigger]

I had animal *** in Sweden years ago. I was dating a Swedish Blonde (SAS Stew) and man o' man she was an animal in bed. :D
I see all of Jack Mehoff's **** has started rubbing off on you :D

oh, man that just didn't sound right did it :oops:

[California Joe]

Pervy monkey bastard.

[Trigger]

This is the 'Animal ***' thread, so it's OK :lol:

[California Joe]

How much for your women? The little girl, how much? ;)

[Roger Rabbit]

Water World

[Luxembourger]

Apparently it mostly happens at farms; logically because there's the 'easiest' acces to all kinds of animals.

Where's farmgirl?

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl :cantbeli: :cantbeli:

[Salty Dog]

this thread makes me feel good about myself. :P

[Haiw]

I bet it does you damn racoon humper.

[DANJANOU]

It was discovered that 8% of men from largely rural areas had ******ly interfered with animals mostly when they were around the age of 15,

Ok that explains all those old farmers daughters jokes. Poor girls really were fustrated. :oops:

[Seoulstriker]

I bet it does you damn racoon humper.

it ain't a coon. it's a tanuki. tanukis have large ********s. they also stretch their scrotums (it's actually scrota) to beat out a rhythm. :P

[California Joe]

I bet it does you damn racoon humper.

it ain't a coon. it's a tanuki. tanukis have large ********s. they also stretch their scrotums (it's actually scrota) to beat out a rhythm. :P

So does TriggerPuller but you don't see him making videos.

OK maybe he does but I haven't seen them.

As far as you know.

[farmgirl]

Apparently it mostly happens at farms; logically because there's the 'easiest' acces to all kinds of animals.

Where's farmgirl? ;)

Well.... it might happen on farms, but not on my farm! We don't go in for that sort of thing around here.
Actually.... my farm isn't much of a farm anymore.... the only animal I have is my dog, and no one has bothered her. :)

[Seoulstriker]

the only animal I have is my dog

well, at least it's monogamous. :P

[Haiw]

the only animal I have is my dog, and no one has bothered her. :)
Your only animal is the dog? Then where did the kids go? :P

[farmgirl]

the only animal I have is my dog

well, at least it's monogamous. :P

rofl nice striker.... take my quote out of context. You knew what I meant! :)