Woot I'm unemployed again

[Violet Fashion by Mindy]

I lost me new job after only 8 days!

Well off to get my government handouts I shall go!

[Hullebullen]

What! How!? :roll: :lol:

You don't seem particularly upset about it...

[Jani.R]

What! How!? :roll: :lol:

You don't seem particularly upset about it...

Why should he, he had 8 days to sabotage capitalist pigs (and steal something from himself)

What are you planning now? Drug dealing?

[Violet Fashion by Mindy]

Lets just say my socialist revolution is back on track.

[askDNA]

"Join the Army if you fail" - Bob Dylan

[Conga]

how come?

[Laworkerbee]

I lost me new job after only 8 days!

Well off to get my government handouts I shall go!

Why the hell do you want a handout?, are you handicapped? incapapable of work?, lack skills?. Or just a lazy bastard sucking off others hardwork.

Ya your revolution will do great with backers like you :roll:

[Zarathustra]

Welcome to the club.

[achilles]

I lost me new job after only 8 days!


Enjoy it while it lasts p-)

[Geezah]

What happened, details man details??????


Just when I thought you would make a great conservative, you had to go and ruin it p-)

[Nugget]

come over n join me ... we can be a bum togerther

[Laworkerbee]

Damnit Nugget get a job too

[Seraphim]

Damnit Nugget get a job too

Sweet avatar rofl

[achilles]

What happened, details man details??????


Just when I thought you would make a great conservative, you had to go and ruin it p-)


Will you ever stop showing people the wrong way? p-)

[Violet Fashion by Mindy]

What happened, details man details??????


Just when I thought you would make a great conservative, you had to go and ruin it p-)

Haha

Nah it was a case of the following.

The section I was supposed to be working in was extremely understaffed. So much so that the person who was supposed to be showing me the job/computer systems could spare the time to do it since he was doing 3 other peoples jobs as well. As a result I dident recieve the training required to do the job.

I was let go because I failed to learn the job quick enough.

Pissed off about why I was let go as I feel the company dident follow through with their side of the contract.

[Violet Fashion by Mindy]

You could say I was between a rock and a hard place.

The consultant who got me the job is pretty pissed off about the whole thing.

I got screwed.

[Jani.R]

You could say I was between a rock and a hard place.

The consultant who got me the job is pretty pissed off about the whole thing.

I got screwed.

You suck at making excuses. http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1231/z7shysterical.gif

[Violet Fashion by Mindy]

I'm not making any excuses.

I'm laying down the facts as I see them.

[MARINO]

You can always sell you body, become a gigolo!!! p-)

[Stormy]

I lost me new job after only 8 days!

HAHA! You seem happy too. Back to the laziness and video games. ;)
I never lost a job. :P

[pathfinder82]

I lost me new job after only 8 days!

Well off to get my government handouts I shall go!



that's hysterical. When I was young I was always getting fired for my unruly behavior.

[zonk]

i got fired because i got sick and the medication messed my hea dup and i forgot i had to work. i came in the next day to work and the guy said he didnt need me anymore so i was like so be it. i didnt care for the place anyhow

[Flagg]

What happened, details man details??????


Just when I thought you would make a great conservative, you had to go and ruin it p-)

Haha

Nah it was a case of the following.

The section I was supposed to be working in was extremely understaffed. So much so that the person who was supposed to be showing me the job/computer systems could spare the time to do it since he was doing 3 other peoples jobs as well. As a result I dident recieve the training required to do the job.

I was let go because I failed to learn the job quick enough.

Pissed off about why I was let go as I feel the company dident follow through with their side of the contract.

Sorry to hear that mate :|

You're a pretty sharp guy...I'm sure you'll find a better gig....even if you are a communist.

Viva La Revolution comrade! ;)

[Laworkerbee]

I'm not making any excuses.

I'm laying down the facts as I see them.

Just go get another job you Wanker! and don't go on the dole man it's bad for your self image p-)

[Scottie]

OWNED....

guess skipping classes wasn't worth it ;)

[Laworkerbee]

Damnit Nugget get a job too

Sweet avatar rofl

Thanks I ripped it from a T-shirt :D

[Violet Fashion by Mindy]

What happened, details man details??????


Just when I thought you would make a great conservative, you had to go and ruin it p-)

Haha

Nah it was a case of the following.

The section I was supposed to be working in was extremely understaffed. So much so that the person who was supposed to be showing me the job/computer systems could spare the time to do it since he was doing 3 other peoples jobs as well. As a result I dident recieve the training required to do the job.

I was let go because I failed to learn the job quick enough.

Pissed off about why I was let go as I feel the company dident follow through with their side of the contract.

Sorry to hear that mate :|

You're a pretty sharp guy...I'm sure you'll find a better gig....even if you are a communist.

Viva La Revolution comrade! ;)

Might have a interview at General Electric next week. ;)

[D.Ranger]

I don't like communists... nor aussies...

Better luck next time mate...

[Nugget]

Damnit Nugget get a job too

just cant do it capn ... got 3 broken ribs >.<

[Chuckie]

I don't like communists... nor aussies...

Better luck next time mate...

How could you have a problem with an Aussie? You must be a real wanker!

[D.Ranger]

I don't like communists... nor aussies...

Better luck next time mate...

How could you have a problem with an Aussie? You must be a real wanker!

I am South African to the bone, so you would not understand... We are alike, but yet so different... alas, they are the lost tribe so I pity them...

[EvanL]

pfft
way to rape the social benefits you **** ;)

[California Joe]

Translation: I was surfing latex bondage **** and got caught.


Hey, PT just called, he needs a bunkmate.

[D.Ranger]

aussie style mate... get with it.. (a social benefit for sure)

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/623/sheepshagging9ep.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Violet Fashion by Mindy]

Translation: I was surfing latex bondage **** and got caught.


Hey, PT just called, he needs a bunkmate.

Are you saying I'm a pervert?

[California Joe]

Yes I am. But that's what I like best about you.

[EvanL]

He touched me once..
or maybe it was Brandon Lee.

[mocking_loudly_died]

Christ, I hope you didn't come back to Newcastle to look for work - everybody here is poverty striken and the only jobs going is call centre work and call centre work sucks ****s.

I'm trying to get to Melbourne to slap around those silly poofs that play ALF and hopefully get a dogs body job.

[Flagg]

What happened, details man details??????


Just when I thought you would make a great conservative, you had to go and ruin it p-)

Haha

Nah it was a case of the following.

The section I was supposed to be working in was extremely understaffed. So much so that the person who was supposed to be showing me the job/computer systems could spare the time to do it since he was doing 3 other peoples jobs as well. As a result I dident recieve the training required to do the job.

I was let go because I failed to learn the job quick enough.

Pissed off about why I was let go as I feel the company dident follow through with their side of the contract.

Sorry to hear that mate :|

You're a pretty sharp guy...I'm sure you'll find a better gig....even if you are a communist.

Viva La Revolution comrade! ;)

Might have a interview at General Electric next week. ;)

Sweet.....great company....even better management training.

Remember GE's pretty conservative...so wear a black suit.......a NON-latex suit. And tell them you're a New Zealander, NOT Australian...they'll immediately assume you're 50 IQ points smarter.

Perfect cover comrade....infiltrate the world's most successful multinational and undermine capitalism from the inside!

You can use GE Six Sigma methodolgies to reduce opportunities for socialist error to 3.4 per million.

Long live the Proletariat comrade! ;)

[usa320]

I lost me new job after only 8 days!

Well off to get my government handouts I shall go!

What a douche.

[California Joe]

I'm pretty sure Flagg is Steven Covey.

[Clete Torres]

I just Google searched Steven Covey. That guy looks like the lead singer for Midnight Oil.

[California Joe]

But he's not is he. He's busy making millions telling people 7 ways to be more effective.

[Clete Torres]

I just did a little reading on Steven Covey. California joe, how the hell is that you even know who a guy like Steven Covey is? I'd like to know.

[California Joe]

Because I'm old and learned. (****ounced lern ed) for you imbeciles in the audience. I have also taken several Myers-Briggs tests and a few upper level management type courses sponsored by various government agencies. I'm all important like that.

Either that or my wife told me about him once. One or the other.

[walford]

That means you'll be posting here more. Swell.


bla bla bla, *points out double-standard/major flaw in Leftie's argument**ignores the main point to concentrate on a pic added for emphasis* bla bla bla,...being ignorant.

[Flagg]

I'm pretty sure Flagg is Steven Covey.

Flagg's 7 Machiavellian Habits for Corporate Winners:

1.) If you're going to hit anyone, hit them in the mouth mid-sentence

2.) Kick them when they're down OR have a credible scapegoat take the fall

3.) Don't ever do anything unethical....but if you do, don't get caught

4.) Disinformation is more important than information

5.) Remember to take an audio recorder and camera with you whenever the boss takes you out for drinks......it WILL get you that promotion.

6.) When you finally get that big promotion, take the Saddam Hussein approach, liquidate everyone beneath you who poses a threat to your powerbase and blame your predecessor.

7.) The 3 most important words in business are Deny, Deny, Deny

[Violet Fashion by Mindy]

That means you'll be posting here more. Swell.


bla bla bla, *points out double-standard/major flaw in Leftie's argument**ignores the main point to concentrate on a pic added for emphasis* bla bla bla,...being ignorant.

Then we all are winners!

:P

[walford]

...I'm trying to get to Melbourne to slap around those silly poofs that play ALF and hopefully get a dogs body job.Someone please translate...

[EvanL]

...I'm trying to get to Melbourne to slap around those silly poofs that play ALF and hopefully get a dogs body job.Someone please translate...
no idea wat ALF is but poofs means gay and dogs body job im assuming is the same as saying the dogs bollox, so it means a well good job.

[California Joe]

I'm pretty sure Flagg is Steven Covey.

Flagg's 7 Machiavellian Habits for Corporate Winners:

1.) If you're going to hit anyone, hit them in the mouth mid-sentence

2.) Kick them when they're down OR have a credible scapegoat take the fall

3.) Don't ever do anything unethical....but if you do, don't get caught

4.) Disinformation is more important than information

5.) Remember to take an audio recorder and camera with you whenever the boss takes you out for drinks......it WILL get you that promotion.

6.) When you finally get that big promotion, take the Saddam Hussein approach, liquidate everyone beneath you who poses a threat to your powerbase and blame your predecessor.

7.) The 3 most important words in business are Deny, Deny, Deny

Now I'm sure of it. p-)

[Laworkerbee]

Damnit Nugget get a job too

just cant do it capn ... got 3 broken ribs >.<

Sorry to hear brotha, heal up good!

[Violet Fashion by Mindy]

I'm pretty sure Flagg is Steven Covey.

Flagg's 7 Machiavellian Habits for Corporate Winners:

1.) If you're going to hit anyone, hit them in the mouth mid-sentence

2.) Kick them when they're down OR have a credible scapegoat take the fall

3.) Don't ever do anything unethical....but if you do, don't get caught

4.) Disinformation is more important than information

5.) Remember to take an audio recorder and camera with you whenever the boss takes you out for drinks......it WILL get you that promotion.

6.) When you finally get that big promotion, take the Saddam Hussein approach, liquidate everyone beneath you who poses a threat to your powerbase and blame your predecessor.

7.) The 3 most important words in business are Deny, Deny, Deny

Now I'm sure of it. p-)

Hey this topic is all about me me me me

[mocking_loudly_died]

...I'm trying to get to Melbourne to slap around those silly poofs that play ALF and hopefully get a dogs body job.Someone please translate...

I noobed it up, I meant AFL, which is the horrible sport digrar likes *shudder*.

Poof is a comical word for Gay (it's not offensive because I said so).

Dogs body job is a **** slave labor job you do while your dreams of making it big in Hollywood are slowly crushed and after 20 years you look to your partner and say "tell me I'm still pretty?".

But your partner doesn't respond.... thus leading to a downward spiril and some really bad montage footage.

[Violet Fashion by Mindy]

Progress Update

I have a job interview at 1pm at Crown Plaza Hotel in Newcastle.

the position is for the Accounts Manager Newcastle and Northern New South Wales for a welding supplies company. Basically the job involved managing clients accounts with the firm. Showcasing new welding technology when it becomes available. And attending welding conferences to learn about the new technologies and what.

I get a company car. Mobile phone, my own PA etc ect.

Anyway just thought I'd let you blokes know .

[Scottie]

become one of the top giggolos in the world.. eventually you'll meet all of mp.net

or a welders accountant.. sounds good to me!.. but accountant..ugh.

[Violet Fashion by Mindy]

It's not accountancy.

It's customer accounts. Basically. Making sure they get the supplies they need and all that type of stuff.

Basically I'll be the representive from the welding supplies company that a manufacturing firm deals with.

[Scottie]

It's not accountancy.

It's customer accounts. Basically. Making sure they get the supplies they need and all that type of stuff.

Basically I'll be the representive from the welding supplies company that a manufacturing firm deals with.

I'd hit it

[digrar]

I'm trying to get to Melbourne to slap around those silly poofs that play ALF and hopefully get a dogs body job.
Someone please translate...

I'm travelling South to Melbourne to get beaten by large athletic men who play the sport of gods, hopefully one of them will take pity on my pathetic New South Welshman arse and give me unskilled labourers position.

It's not an accurate translation but is slightly closer to the reality of what is probably happening.p-)


Good luck for the job Min. Do they know that you've been out of the job that long that the trade was actually called blacksmith and not boiler maker when you did your apprenticeship. :-P

[Violet Fashion by Mindy]

Haha. Nice.

Actually. I am a proper boilermaker by it's correct meaning. Where I done my apprenticeship all we done was make pressurised vessals.

[Conga]

Good luck. And wear the proper clothes for the interview.