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California Joe
10-11-2005, 05:56 PM
Yup, we just won 7-0. I even pulled my goalie and let him play in the field and he scored 2 goals in about 30 seconds. My starters are also the biggest bunch of whiney pussies. If I bench them because I don't want to run up the score they piss and moan and threaten to quit. I'm going to kick their asses at the next practice. Next game I'm starting all the girls.
Hydro
10-11-2005, 06:01 PM
9-0? 7-0? whaaaa'?
<Gypsum Fantastic>
10-11-2005, 06:02 PM
9-0? 7-0? whaaaa'?

9-0 is referring to the win streak (9 wins, 0 loss).
cut
10-11-2005, 06:02 PM
When was the last time you had a loss or a draw, it seems like you're in the wrong division. Or is it that you just report the good results?

edit: gypsum answered my question, you definately are in the wrong division
California Joe
10-11-2005, 06:03 PM
9 - 0 is the teams record. Only 2 goals against all season.

Today we won the game 7 - 0. I am the greatest drunken football genius evah.

It's a co-ed team. It's a very small school. I didn't have any say in the oppnents picked. Clearly we should be playing better teams. There is a tournament at the end of the season where we'll have to play in the boys division. We'll probably lose then. But we'll be competitive.
Hydro
10-11-2005, 06:04 PM
9-0 is referring to the win streak (9 wins, 0 loss).

I getcha.


That's a good run, Joe...You're not a Russian billionaire are you?
Trident-za
10-11-2005, 06:06 PM
9 - 0 is the teams record. Only 2 goals against all season.

Today we won the game 7 - 0. I am the greatest drunken football genius evah.


Damn, CJ - thats an impressive record. I think South Africa is in need of a competant National soccer coach, maybe you should apply :)
<Gypsum Fantastic>
10-11-2005, 06:09 PM
Today we won the game 7 - 0. I am the greatest drunken football genius evah.

Not quite, your alcoholism may be there, but...

http://images.scotsman.com/2004/09/21/2109manb.jpg

"I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one."
California Joe
10-11-2005, 06:10 PM
But I wore a green sweater today and everything. Damn.
toki
10-11-2005, 06:15 PM
Yup, we just won 7-0. I even pulled my goalie and let him play in the field and he scored 2 goals in about 30 seconds.

ahem... who are the kids you play against? ;)
Do they know what game they're playing?

Nah seriously i guess you and the kids are having fun, that's most important. A little success is good for kids. And for the moaning whining benched players: Let them play better kids and they stop feeling like little Ronaldinhos or Divas.

ronaldinho (http://www.spitzenkick.de/videos/ronaldinho.mpeg)
Clete Torres
10-11-2005, 06:23 PM
I got one word for you California Joe. Dynasty. Your team went from being Cinderella season hopefulls to you pulling your goalie because that's how undefeated braggarts really rub it in. I hope you're saving the newspaper clippings because that magic aint going to last forever. And please answer the question I asked you about your avatar. Is it your handy work or what?
moughoun
10-11-2005, 06:24 PM
Not quite, your alcoholism may be there, but...

http://images.scotsman.com/2004/09/21/2109manb.jpg

"I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one."

ah dear old Brian Clough...:-(, CJ if you want to be the meanest hardest old git, you should study his collected work's, just genius...he's missed:-(
<Gypsum Fantastic>
10-11-2005, 06:26 PM
ah dear old Brian Clough...:-(, CJ if you want to be the meanest hardest old git, you should study his collected work's, just genius...he's missed:-(

x 1,000,000

PS Nice avatar.:lol:
SuperShot5000
10-11-2005, 09:02 PM
That's what you get for having CaliJoe as your coach. A shut-up-and-kick-ass team.
Hot Lips
10-11-2005, 09:19 PM
Wowwy your winning record is almost as long as..... a 12" hoagie?
Clete Torres
10-11-2005, 09:42 PM
Hey Hot Lips, I got your 12" hoagie. Oh who am I bull****ting? I'm not even close to having your 12' hoagie. That's just great. Now not only do I have a small hoagie but I'm also hungry. Thanks a bunch Hot Lips.
Hot Lips
10-11-2005, 09:45 PM
I had a 6" hoagie for lunch. It left me wanting more.
California Joe
10-11-2005, 09:49 PM
The teams that they're playing against are from other area schools. They have a soccer team sign up and whoever shows up gets to be on the team. The same teams that kicked their asses last year. They had 1 win and 1 tie and lost the rest. So I may not be Brian Clough and I do have the Russian adopted kid ringer but still....they're playing way better than last year.

No Clete, that picture is from the movie poster.
TuNeRsHaRk
10-11-2005, 09:51 PM
darn i cant think of the name of that movie cali joe, i saw it at blockbuster once and i imediately thought of mp.net, i guess ive been hangin out here too much lately
California Joe
10-11-2005, 09:54 PM
The Outlaw Josey Wales. Next to Last of the Mohicans one of my favorites....
Hot Lips
10-11-2005, 09:59 PM
CJ at soccor: Now remember, things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. 'Cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is.
California Joe
10-11-2005, 10:03 PM
Exactly baby.
Gauntlet
10-11-2005, 10:26 PM
I want to see a sports movie based on you Cali Joe.
The excitment of youth soccer and the hottness of **** sketching.
California Joe
10-11-2005, 10:27 PM
But not at the same time......
Hot Lips
10-11-2005, 10:30 PM
Cali does Vermont?
zonk
10-11-2005, 10:33 PM
i think cali joe should take over american soccer
lunny
10-11-2005, 11:57 PM
Yup, we just won 7-0. I even pulled my goalie and let him play in the field and he scored 2 goals in about 30 seconds. My starters are also the biggest bunch of whiney pussies. If I bench them because I don't want to run up the score they piss and moan and threaten to quit. I'm going to kick their asses at the next practice. Next game I'm starting all the girls.

all girls huh.. are those girls over 18?