Irish MPs are not "After me lucky charms!"

[Durandal]

I am sure this has been posted before...maybe not. If it has, I am guilty of not really looking to hard for it. For those that have not read it...have much fun.

http://www.avalanchetankers.us/archives/000058.html

Cheers!

[Schuster]

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=7959
Tis Funny Yes

[Roger Rabbit]

Claymore mines are not filled with yummy candy, and it is wrong to tell new soldiers that they are.

[Guttorm]

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=7959
Tis Funny Yes

Funny part is that both me and durandal started our topics in the same way... :D

[Vance]

Never tell a German soldier that 'We kicked your ass in World War 2!'


Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.

(Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody.

rofl

[Durandal]

Funny part is that both me and durandal started our topics in the same way... :D

Tooo true. ;)

[Salty Dog]

The following words and phrases may not be used in a cadence- Budding ******ity, necrophilia, I hate everyone in this formation and wish they were dead, ****** lubrication, black earth mother, all Marines are latent homo******s, Tantric yoga, Gotterdammerung, Korean hooker, Eskimo Nell, we've all got jackboots now, slut puppy, or any references to squid.

that one was pretty funny.