PDA

View Full Version : Squirrels go nuts on crack



Secret Squirrel
10-12-2005, 01:29 PM
SQUIRRELS are getting hooked on crack cocaine — hidden by addicts in gardens.

They are digging up the stashes and eating the mega-addictive drug, which comes in small chunks.

Several have been spotted behaving bizarrely in Brixton, South London, since a police blitz against pushers and users.

One resident said: “My neighbour said dealers had used my garden to hide crack.

“Just an hour earlier I’d seen a squirrel digging in the flower-beds.

“It was ill-looking and its eyes looked bloodshot, but it kept on desperately digging. It seems a strange thing to say, but it seemed to know what it was looking for.”

Other residents have seen squirrels become unusually aggressive.

The RSPCA said: “These animals are big foragers. They are attracted by smell and will dig up what they fancy.

“If a squirrel did open a bag of crack and start consuming it there is no doubt it would die pretty quickly.”

Crack squirrels are a recognised problem in America. They are common in parks used by addicts in New York and Washington DC.

They have been known to attack park visitors in their search for a fix.

link (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005460823,00.html)

Yea I know, almost or certainly too stupid to believe...but the Sun is always good for a little amusement.

Zarathustra
10-12-2005, 01:31 PM
Crack is crap, I don't recommend it.

toki
10-12-2005, 01:37 PM
Crack is crap, I don't recommend it.

You don't recommend it like "a belgian whore for your first time"?
It sounds like you speak from experience.

p-)

Hullebullen
10-12-2005, 01:41 PM
Be cool, Stay in squirrel school. Keep off drugs...

CG51
10-12-2005, 01:48 PM
"Crack is wack" - Whitney Houston


http://www.defamer.com/topic/houston-brown.jpg

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00186/Whitney_Houston__186227m.jpg

Zarathustra
10-12-2005, 01:56 PM
It sounds like you speak from experience.

Yeah, I've tried it and that's why I wouldn't recommend it, neither pot or alcohol anyway.

American Patriot
10-12-2005, 02:18 PM
Those squirrels are putting their lives in jeopardy.

Apathy
10-12-2005, 03:50 PM
Master of Puppets anyone?

Laworkerbee
10-12-2005, 08:33 PM
You don't recommend it like "a belgian whore for your first time"?
It sounds like you speak from experience.

p-)

Ok now I'm interested in Belgian whores