If you could join an American special forces...

[Gauntlet]

I'll go for the USAF Special Ops. They're the underdogs, and being in the Air Force I bet they get cool toys.

[Vance]

Rangers. Not as hardcore as the SF, but still above the rest.

[NcDeuce]

Big IF, eh?

Let's take small steps...

Army - Air Force - Marines - Navy - Coast Guard

Infantry - Armor - Engineers - Aviation - Air Defense Artillery - Field Artillery - Military Police - Military Intelligence - Signal Corps - Ordinance Corps - Chemical Corps - Finance Corps - Quartermaster Corps - Transporation Corps - etc.

;)

I intend to at least attend the Ranger School and get airborne qualified.

[crazyman]

If i get assigned to a light division, i'll be heading to ranger school following FA-OBC. if that works out? who knows, maybe i'll get a shot at an FSO slot with the 75th. SF would be a great job...had the time this summer to talk to a ton of the guys in the group up at Ft. Lewis, got a pretty good idea whats going on, but thats way too far into the future to even speculate about.

[ibstolidude]

If i get assigned to a light division, i'll be heading to ranger school following FA-OBC. if that works out? who knows, maybe i'll get a shot at an FSO slot with the 75th. SF would be a great job...had the time this summer to talk to a ton of the guys in the group up at Ft. Lewis, got a pretty good idea whats going on, but thats way too far into the future to even speculate about.
Would that be the
75th infantry regiment, Airborne Rangers

[Haiw]

*puts on TriggerPuller mask*
You forgot the new MARSOC DET 1 you ****ing ignorant little bitch!
*puts TriggerPuller mask off again*

Now why would I want to join a US unit when I can join a Dutch unit? :P

[Gauntlet]

*puts on TriggerPuller mask*
You forgot the new MARSOC DET 1 you f*** ignorant little bitch!
*puts TriggerPuller mask off again*

Now why would I want to join a US unit when I can join a Dutch unit? :P

Sorry. When I made this thread I just remembered that this forum is very international. :(
Maybe you could make an international version of this type of thead? :|

[Fox2]

We don't go out on patrol in clogs?




*stereotype off* :lol:


Sorry, I am in a smart-alecky mood today. :hug:

[Haiw]

Sorry. When I made this thread I just remembered that this forum is very international. :(
Maybe you could make an international version of this type of thead? :|
What's the use? It's just like 'in which football team would you want to play'... Doesn't really make much sense... Besides if you'd make an international version you'd have like a 100+ options.

[Gauntlet]

Well yeah thats the issue. :|

[mocking_loudly_died]

I want to join the one that stays at base camp and posts on militaryphotos.net

That's the best one.

[MARINO]

Spanish SF or Spanish marines SF :) woot
From US forces DELTA :hug:

[Dmitri]

You shouldn't have included Delta there, you don't just join them when you want. Set some "realistic" goals

[OzMan]

Exactly, no one "joins" Delta. There is no enlistment program for Delta. You have to work your ass off and be #1 in your unit at everything to even be considered to be scouted for the unit. Only about 100 soldiers are scouted each year, and around or less than 10 of them are actually selected to be Delta CANDIDATES, and fewer than that actually make it through the training process.

Oh, and I voted for AFSOC too (aspiring CCT). As mentioned, they are the underdogs, but still very kick-ass, high-speed guys.

[crazyman]

from what I know about delta (primarily from Beckwiths' book) its not just a matter of working hard and being the best. a lot of it is simply them(delta) looking for a particular type of person. its just a personality thing. army SF is very similar in this. you dont just have to be able to do 200 pushups, its more a certain kind of mentality. if you ever get a chance to work with SF'ers, you'll see what I mean. They definetly tend not to do things the "army" way.

[Maverick77]

Canadian Joint Task Force 2

[California Joe]

I'm pretty. Any of them would be glad to have me.

[Tane Angle]

Combat Weather Teams! :D I feel so bad for those guys. I work with one, he loves them, but oh man!

[ibstolidude]

Where's Eagle Scouts?

I saw this movie once where these russian Special Forces dudes were talking about a highly secretive paramilitary unit called the Eagle Scouts in the Southern states of the US. (location unsure)

:roll:

[James]

I choose the Wolverines.

[Jack Mehoff]

Where's Eagle Scouts?

I saw this movie once where these russian Special Forces dudes were talking about a highly secretive paramilitary unit called the Eagle Scouts in the Southern states of the US. (location unsure)

:roll:
L33Tness


http://www.nastyburger.com/scout.jpg

[11F5S]

Yep that's Jack for sure......notice how he and his buddies have their fists around their poles rofl

[11F5S]

Exactly, no one "joins" Delta. There is no enlistment program for Delta. You have to work your ass off and be #1 in your unit at everything to even be considered to be scouted for the unit. Only about 100 soldiers are scouted each year, and around or less than 10 of them are actually selected to be Delta CANDIDATES, and fewer than that actually make it through the training process.


Lots of typing, it's too bad you don't know WTF you're talking about.

[Haiw]

Just curious, where does that little thing Eagle-1-1 posted come from anyway? I mean it can be found on lotsa places on the net, but what is the source? Something credible or just a 13-year old kid that started it? On some other forum a guy once posted that you can actually just volunteer for the selection process. Is there any truth in that or is that the same kind of 'horses ass' info?

[11F5S]

from what I know about delta (primarily from Beckwiths' book) its not just a matter of working hard and being the best. a lot of it is simply them(delta) looking for a particular type of person. its just a personality thing. army SF is very similar in this. you dont just have to be able to do 200 pushups, its more a certain kind of mentality. if you ever get a chance to work with SF'ers, you'll see what I mean. They definetly tend not to do things the "army" way.

Like me, Colonel Beckwith's book is ancient, however unlike me it can't keep up with the times. CAG has changed and evolved since that book was written more than 20 years ago.

As a potential future officer in the US Army it would behoove you to learn not to rely on stale intel.

[crazyman]

which is why i started it out with the phrase "from what i know". its called differenciating between opinion and fact.

anyways...im gonna swtich and go with james' pick, the wolverines. buncha teenagers running around in the woods kickin ass on the soviets...quality 80s movie. prolly a little bit too old for some of the kids in here though.

[11F5S]

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[11F5S]

On some other forum a guy once posted that you can actually just volunteer for the selection process.

Yes...infact they advertise for volunteers to apply.

[Jack Mehoff]

Yep that's Jack for sure......notice how he and his buddies have their fists around their poles rofl


No, just your skinny and wrinkled neck

[11F5S]

No, just your skinny and wrinkled neck

Skinny and wrinkled...you gotta be talking about your ****, because at 18" my neck is far from skinny.
:P

[100_Percent_HOOAH]

I would go for Air Force Pararescue. They are trained just as well as any other SF units, if not better.

[Cael]

Whatever they have in the Mexican military's arsenal!

Hehe, but really... Army, Navy, Air Force, Marine.

Off topic: I haven't seen much information on it, but are the US Recon Marines as active as the other US SOF?

[11F5S]

"There are two words that an operator will never say...ever: Job, and quit. I do not have a job, I don't work 9-5. This is not a job, I don't do this for money. This is a life. I am an operator all day, every day, day in, and day out. There are no days off, there are no sick days. And I will never quit. I will never cease to haunt the thoughts and dreams of my enemy until I have achieved complete decimation.

Where did this come from..."The ATT Long Distance Operators Training Manual"?

If you are quoting someone, it is considered improper not to credit the source.



Cotrolling their thoughts is not enough. I must control their world, their life. The purpose of my life is to end theirs. I am a hunter. I must breathe the tingle down their spine until they resort to complete confusion. And in my world, control spreads like a virus in the midst of chaos. They will run for their lives at the very mention of my name. My presence is chilling at the least. I will force them into submission, I will dominate. And I will win. I will win, or I will die. There is no third option."


Ditto

[Haiw]

On some other forum a guy once posted that you can actually just volunteer for the selection process.

Yes...infact they advertise for volunteers to apply.
Thanks for clearing that up. The unrealiability of most info on the net about SOF units is driving me nuts...

[NcDeuce]

"There are two words that an operator will never say...ever: Job, and quit. I do not have a job, I don't work 9-5. This is not a job, I don't do this for money. This is a life. I am an operator all day, every day, day in, and day out. There are no days off, there are no sick days. And I will never quit. I will never cease to haunt the thoughts and dreams of my enemy until I have achieved complete decimation.

Where did this come from..."The ATT Long Distance Operators Training Manual"?

If you are quoting someone, it is considered improper not to credit the source.


I remember reading this somewhere but can't recall exactly.

[Royal]

"There are two words that an operator will never say...ever: Job, and quit. I do not have a job, I don't work 9-5. This is not a job, I don't do this for money. This is a life. I am an operator all day, every day, day in, and day out. There are no days off, there are no sick days. And I will never quit. I will never cease to haunt the thoughts and dreams of my enemy until I have achieved complete decimation.

Controlling their thoughts is not enough. I must control their world, their life. The purpose of my life is to end theirs. I am a hunter. I must breathe the tingle down their spine until they resort to complete confusion. And in my world, control spreads like a virus in the midst of chaos. They will run for their lives at the very mention of my name. My presence is chilling at the least. I will force them into submission, I will dominate. And I will win. I will win, or I will die. There is no third option.".

Do you know what decimation means?

It was a Roman punishment for desertion or cowardice - one in ten men (drawn by lots) in the unit involved would be beaten to death by his comrades (who would then be repreived).

It does not mean annihilation, it means 10% casualties.

11F5S has already picked up the other idiocies in your sig, so I won't bother.

[SABER 2-3]

Which is it; force them into submission or complete decimation? They will run for their lives at the mention of my name? If they have a list of names a lot of us are in trouble. That qoute was obviously NOT written by a Govt. sponsored operator because, it is a job (yes a time consuming one w/ great personal rewards) and when to quit is not at a shooters pay grade to decide. Try going home to your wife and telling her your my job...Ican't wait to go back to my life.

[NcDeuce]

By the way, shouldn't this thread be titled Special Operations? :-*$

[SABER 2-3]

Sorry, well then I choose to join the SOF force that is really the best, the "_________________" (name deleted for national security reasons, declassification period in effect IAW the freedom of information act).

[Gauntlet]

Heres a small article on the US Air Force SOC.
http://www.specialoperations.com/Schools/AFSOC/Airman_Magazine.htm


class started with 76 students. Only 11 survived the grueling schedule.
Damn...http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/eek6.gif


Before completing the course, trainees must meet final requirements, which include a 6-mile run in 42.3 minutes, a 4,000-meter swim with fins in 80 minutes, and 75 push-ups, 80 sit-ups, 13 pull-ups, 14 chin-ups and 85 flutter kicks in two minutes each. And all of that has to be done in one day.
That crazy! :cantbeli:

These fellas must be as good as any of the others! If I want to join these guys... *looks at gut* Jeeze, I gotta go train. At the rate of my activity I'll be made into roast beef!

[SABER 2-3]

If that is a correct list for the AFSOC PT test, its harder than every one else in USSOCOM. Well I don't know what the USMC Special Operations unit is mandating (like every thing else the Corp does I'm sure it will be over the top). On the bright side 11 people did pass, that means it can be done. I know of a Ocean-Rescue dept. that requires all applicants to: swim 500 meters (pool) in under 7.0 min., 1 mile beach run in under 7.0 min., 1mile ocean swim and 1mile beach run in under 20min., 60 P/U no time, 70 S/U no time. Out of an average of 100 applicants this crew only takes 5. Now if a Ocean Lifeguard is required to pass this test, a Pararescueman can do more. Start training RIGHT NOW, mostly swimming (what fails the majority of canidates).

[Jack Mehoff]

No, just your skinny and wrinkled neck

Skinny and wrinkled...you gotta be talking about your ****, because at 18" my neck is far from skinny.
:P


The same one your wife and daughter been bouncing up and down, up and down all last night

[MolliG]

i would join the delta force cos they get all the guns they want and can wear whatever tehy want. aslo theys so cool and every1 of them can beat any sf team in the world with their bare fist cos tehy can shoot real accurate and plus tehy get whatever gun they want.... .. i would have a m14 with aimpoint nv sight bipod and a m203 aswell hooAh! :D:d:D:Pwoot


... Sorry... It just burst out of me... ;)

:lol:

[Haiw]

If that is a correct list for the AFSOC PT test, its harder than every one else in USSOCOM.
Indeed... it's higher than anything I've seen from US SOF standards so far. It all seems pretty doable though...

[Parzival]

Ha, I don't wanna join an american special forces. If i could join a real special forces it would be SAS, Foreign legion, SSG or possible Delta Force

[SABER 2-3]

Ha, I don't wanna join an american special forces. If i could join a real special forces it would be SAS, Foreign legion, SSG or possible Delta Force


Your kidding, right? You must be cause you said Delta Force (you know Delta Force does not exsist, right?).

[Haiw]

Maybe he meant 'what is commonly refered to as'... ;)

BTW, now that we're at it anyway; what IS the correct way to refer to the unit anyway?

[ibstolidude]

"There are two words that an operator will never say...ever: Job, and quit. I do not have a job, I don't work 9-5. This is not a job, I don't do this for money. This is a life. I am an operator all day, every day, day in, and day out. There are no days off, there are no sick days. And I will never quit. I will never cease to haunt the thoughts and dreams of my enemy until I have achieved complete decimation.

Where did this come from..."The ATT Long Distance Operators Training Manual"?

If you are quoting someone, it is considered improper not to credit the source.

Bathroom wall at the mall?


I remember reading this somewhere but can't recall exactly.

[SABER 2-3]

Maybe he meant 'what is commonly refered to as'... ;)

BTW, now that we're at it anyway; what IS the correct way to refer to the unit anyway?


The CORRECT way to refer to SFOD-D is not to refer to them at all. To all of those w/o a security clearance of at least SECRET w/ need to know; My boss (the SECDEF) has already said how to: The DoD has organized, trained, equipped and led SMU's currently in place. By the very nature of their mission their names, structure and movements shall be classified. These units operations shall also remain classified until they are cleared by higher command authority.

[100_Percent_HOOAH]

Saber,

I recently pasted the physical ability and stamina test to get PJs in my contract. I'm still giving myself several months to lift, siwm and run so I am prepared for the rigours of the indoc program.

[Seraphim]

This is one of the dumbest topics I ever seen. What are you ten?

[USMarine3521]

No, just your skinny and wrinkled neck

Skinny and wrinkled...you gotta be talking about your ****, because at 18" my neck is far from skinny.
:P


The same one your wife and daughter been bouncing up and down, up and down all last night

rofl

btw its SF not green berets (to tread starter)

[Salty Dog]

where's trigger puller when you need him?

[SABER 2-3]

Saber,

I recently pasted the physical ability and stamina test to get PJs in my contract. I'm still giving myself several months to lift, siwm and run so I am prepared for the rigours of the indoc program.

Sounds like your starting off right. Good luck and Godspeed; we can always use more Pararescuemen out there.

[Gauntlet]

i would join the delta force cos they get all the guns they want and can wear whatever tehy want. aslo theys so cool and every1 of them can beat any sf team in the world with their bare fist cos tehy can shoot real accurate and plus tehy get whatever gun they want.... .. i would have a m14 with aimpoint nv sight bipod and a m203 aswell hooAh! :D:d:D:Pwoot


... Sorry... It just burst out of me... ;)

:lol:

Sorry... but the Delta Force isn't the video game :roll:

[fokket]

Exactly, no one "joins" Delta. There is no enlistment program for Delta. You have to work your ass off and be #1 in your unit at everything to even be considered to be scouted for the unit. Only about 100 soldiers are scouted each year, and around or less than 10 of them are actually selected to be Delta CANDIDATES, and fewer than that actually make it through the training process.


Where the hell did you hear that from?

Funny, that's diffrent from what good friends of mine told me.

[SABER 2-3]

It must be from the same place he got that qoute.
Less than 10 new guys reporting the detachment per year...I guess they have -10 injured (non-deployable), retire/ets, fatalities, at school(s), special assignment, UCMJ/SOP violation(s) personel losses every year.

[11F5S]

Exactly, no one "joins" Delta. There is no enlistment program for Delta. You have to work your ass off and be #1 in your unit at everything to even be considered to be scouted for the unit. Only about 100 soldiers are scouted each year, and around or less than 10 of them are actually selected to be Delta CANDIDATES, and fewer than that actually make it through the training process.


Where the hell did you hear that from?

Funny, that's diffrent from what good friends of mine told me.

From a large horse's ass.

[t*BoNe]

Maybe he meant 'what is commonly refered to as'... ;)

BTW, now that we're at it anyway; what IS the correct way to refer to the unit anyway?


The CORRECT way to refer to SFOD-D is not to refer to them at all. To all of those w/o a security clearance of at least SECRET w/ need to know; My boss (the SECDEF) has already said how to: The DoD has organized, trained, equipped and led SMU's currently in place. By the very nature of their mission their names, structure and movements shall be classified. These units operations shall also remain classified until they are cleared by higher command authority.

Either someone didn't get that memo or the subterfuge over the name seems to be over. See confirmation by the Army of the SFOD-D name in the the following excerpt of Army Chief of Staff Peter Schoomaker on http://www.army.mil/leaders/csa/default.htm:


General Schoomaker became the 35th Chief of Staff, United States Army, on August 1, 2003.

General Schoomaker graduated from the University of Wyoming in 1969 with a Bachelor of Science Degree. He also holds a Master of Arts Degree in Management from Central Michigan University, and an Honorary Doctorate of Laws from Hampden-Sydney College. General Schoomaker’s military education includes the Marine Corps Amphibious Warfare School, the United States Army Command and General Staff College, the National War College, and the John F. Kennedy School of Government Program for Senior Executives in National and International Security Management.

Prior to his current assignment, General Schoomaker spent 31 years in a variety of command and staff assignments with both conventional and special operations forces. He participated in numerous deployment operations, including DESERT ONE in Iran, URGENT FURY in Grenada, JUST CAUSE in Panama, DESERT SHIELD/DESERT STORM in Southwest Asia, UPHOLD DEMOCRACY in Haiti, and supported various worldwide joint contingency operations, including those in the Balkans.

Early in his career, General Schoomaker was a Reconnaissance Platoon Leader and Rifle Company Commander with 2nd Battalion, 4th Infantry, and a Cavalry Troop Commander with 2nd Armored Cavalry Regiment in Germany. He then served in Korea as the S-3 Operations Officer of 1st Battalion, 73rd Armor, 2nd Infantry Division. From 1978 to 1981, he commanded a Squadron in the 1st Special Forces Operational Detachment - D. Following Army Command and General Staff College, General Schoomaker served as the Squadron Executive Officer, 2nd Squadron, 2nd Armored Cavalry Regiment in Germany. In August 1983, he returned to Fort Bragg, North Carolina, to serve as Special Operations Officer, J-3, Joint Special Operations Command. From August 1985 to August 1988, General Schoomaker commanded another Squadron in the 1st Special Forces Operational Detachment - D. Following the National War College, he returned as the Commander, 1st Special Forces Operational Detachment - D from June 1989 to July 1992. Subsequently, General Schoomaker served as the Assistant Division Commander of the 1st Cavalry Division, Fort Hood, Texas, followed by a tour in the Headquarters, Department of the Army staff as the Deputy Director for Operations, Readiness and Mobilization.

General Schoomaker served as the Commanding General of the Joint Special Operations Command from July 1994 to August 1996, followed by command of the United States Army Special Operations Command at Fort Bragg, North Carolina through October 1997. His most recent assignment prior to assuming duties as the Army Chief of Staff was as Commander in Chief, United States Special Operations Command at MacDill Air Force Base, Florida, from November 1997 to November 2000.

General Schoomaker’s awards and decorations include the Defense Distinguished Service Medal, two Army Distinguished Service Medals, four Defense Superior Service Medals, three Legions of Merit, two Bronze Star Medals, two Defense Meritorious Service Medals, three Meritorious Service Medals, the Joint Service Commendation Medal, Joint Service Achievement Medal, Combat Infantryman Badge, Master Parachutist Badge and HALO Wings, the Special Forces Tab, and the Ranger Tab.

General Schoomaker and his wife have two daughters and one son.
Courtesy: http://www.army.mil

[11F5S]

The existence of 1s1 SFOD-D / CAG (Combat Applications Group) isn't classified ...however it's TO&E, Personnel, and SOP are.

The Dept of Defense hasn't denied it's existence in eons.

Do you think Col Beckwith would have published his book in 1983 if it contained classified information. Nuff said.

[SABER 2-3]

Oh well...it was fun while it lasted. I guess now that every one knows what 1stSFOD-D really is there is no use lying to the public. JFK was really killed by...wait! Perhaps if they changed their name to something like "Studies and Observations Group" we can continue to tell people that there is no Delta Force.

[Haiw]

Just call them Reaction, Engagement and Maintenance Forces... now who's gonna bother about another REMF unit? :P

[ibstolidude]

Just Go to Perscom and look around..

You will figure it all out soon enough

[SpetsnazAlfa]

I choose the Wolverines.
When I join the Corps, I'll go wherever I am needed, but if I had a first choice, I'd pick Force Recon or do soem Embassy guard in an exotic country.

[James]

I choose the Wolverines.
When I join the Corps, I'll go wherever I am needed, but if I had a first choice, I'd pick Force Recon or do soem Embassy guard in an exotic country.

Don't enlist on an open contract, if I can give you a bit of advice. Choose your MOS and then bust your ass to do the best job you can. You can try for Force or MSG, but they choose you in the end.

[ogukuo72]

What about CIA's SAD?

[NcDeuce]

What about Mega Force?

[Uncle Sam]

I'll be an Airborne Ranger...Oh wait... :)

[Uncle Sam]

What about Mega Force?

You can only join them if you have a gold nut hugging uniform and feathered hair. If you ain't got that...They won't even look at you...Those bastards !!

[Dennis G]

American: USMC Force Recon


Russian: Spetsnaz




British: Para's




Israel: Yamas(spelling)

[farmgirl]

What about Mega Force?

You can only join them if you have a gold nut hugging uniform and feathered hair. If you ain't got that...They won't even look at you...Those bastards !!


That's a good look...... ;)

[James]

http://www.imageshack.us/files/megaforce.JPG

[Trigger]

^Oh...My...Ghey. rofl

[memphiz]

JTF-2 for Canada
GSG-9 gor Germany
SAS for the Brits


and the Yanks ;) id be a Ranger

[mack pl]

Polish GROM is cool.

[Haiw]

JTF-2 for Canada
GSG-9 gor Germany
SAS for the Brits


and the Yanks ;) id be a Ranger
GSG-9 ain't even SOF...

[martinexsquaddie]

was it the seals or delta got done over ther expenses?
whichever gets the gold card :lol:

[Uncle Sam]

*Jan from Brady Bunch*
Everyone like Delta...Delta, Delta, Delta...

[Vance]

What about Mega Force?
What about Supercalafragalisticexpialadicious Force?

[NcDeuce]

What about Mega Force?
What about Supercalafragalisticexpialadicious Force?

I found declassified photos of the unit. They are super high-speed.
http://www.teaminfinity.nu/pics/peeps/marre.jpg

http://airsoftextreme.com/images/games/nd.jpg

http://www.teamstrikers.com/roster/Punisher/punisherpic.jpg

They even do domestic ops. This is a photo I stole from the DOD . It's somewhere out in California. Perhaps, they are hunting al-Qaeda in the ghetto hoods of Compton.
http://funny.novanix.com/pages/dumbasses2.jpg

[Haiw]

My god...those guys are so high-speed they should get a speeding ticket!

[Jack Mehoff]

What about Mega Force?
What about Supercalafragalisticexpialadicious Force?

I found declassified photos of the unit. They are super high-speed.
http://www.teaminfinity.nu/pics/peeps/marre.jpg

http://airsoftextreme.com/images/games/nd.jpg

http://www.teamstrikers.com/roster/Punisher/punisherpic.jpg

They even do domestic ops. This is a photo I stole from the DOD . It's somewhere out in California. Perhaps, they are hunting al-Qaeda in the ghetto hoods of Compton.
http://funny.novanix.com/pages/dumbasses2.jpg

The atmosphere in this room is so gay, i can literally sliced the gay air with a butter knife

[StarvingStudent47]

Without question, United States Postal Service. Note the all-weather headgear and the high-speed kevlar-reinforced leather satchel...

http://www.uspsprocycling.com/news/labbework.jpg

[NcDeuce]

What about Mega Force?
What about Supercalafragalisticexpialadicious Force?

I found declassified photos of the unit. They are super high-speed.
http://www.teaminfinity.nu/pics/peeps/marre.jpg

http://airsoftextreme.com/images/games/nd.jpg

http://www.teamstrikers.com/roster/Punisher/punisherpic.jpg

They even do domestic ops. This is a photo I stole from the DOD . It's somewhere out in California. Perhaps, they are hunting al-Qaeda in the ghetto hoods of Compton.
http://funny.novanix.com/pages/dumbasses2.jpg

The atmosphere in this room is so gay, i can literally sliced the gay air with a butter knife

I'm sorry. I have no Mega Force photos. :( Too high speed.

[Uncle Sam]

...This one time, in airsoft camp, I stuck the barrel of my M-16 in mu pu**y...

http://airsoftextreme.com/images/games/nd.jpg

[Gauntlet]

don't ask, don't tell "boy"! :cantbeli:

[TriggerPuller]

Do I still get to vote even if I was in one of those units? :D

TP

[Uncle Sam]

Do I still get to vote even if I was in one of those units? :D

TP

As long as you bribe with beer, sure.

[CX20]

http://www.teaminfinity.nu/pics/peeps/marre.jpg

http://www.teamstrikers.com/roster/Punisher/punisherpic.jpg

You've just got to love the overweight "Delta operator". I bet there would be quite a few Blackhawks Down if he flew in them.

I doubt that these guys are "high speed". They would break a sweat and get chest pains if they ever went faster than a slow walk.

rofl

[Jack Mehoff]

I'm Delta

[Herrmannek]

http://www.teaminfinity.nu/pics/peeps/marre.jpg

http://www.teamstrikers.com/roster/Punisher/punisherpic.jpg

You've just got to love the overweight "Delta operator". I bet there would be quite a few Blackhawks Down if he flew in them.

I doubt that these guys are "high speed". They would break a sweat and get chest pains if they ever went faster than a slow walk.

rofl
Na I'm fast..friends call me rhinoceros...And you know that rhinos are fast motherfukkers..who cares that ground is shaking when I'm runing?

[SABER 2-3]

rofl[/quote]
Na I'm fast..friends call me rhinoceros...And you know that rhinos are fast motherfukkers..who cares that ground is shaking when I'm runing?[/quote]


your buddies who are covering your movement, who can't seem to get a steady sight picture every time you charge it!

[Maine Finn]

What about the Specialjaegers? Would that count?

[TriggerPuller]

What about the Specialjaegers? Would that count?Read the question and then answer your own question!

TP

[Maine Finn]

Well, it was just a question.... and considering that I would much prefer to be a M.N.G. than anything else, it's a rhetorical question anyway.
Sorry if I sounded stupid.

Anteeksi! Didn't mean to offend you.

[TriggerPuller]

Well, it was just a question.... and considering that I would much prefer to be a M.N.G. than anything else, it's a rhetorical question anyway.
Sorry if I sounded stupid.

Anteeksi! Didn't mean to offend you.No worries!

TP

[USMarine3521]

pssh...im already in the USMC DEP.....nothing is more high speed than the DEP baby :backhand:

[TriggerPuller]

In reality Force Recon should not be an option on this poll. Marine FR is not SF or SoF all the others in the poll are!

TP

[A Soldier]

More MeGa FoRce Pics rofl

http://www.drivenbyboredom.com/bling/dumbasses4.jpg
http://www.drivenbyboredom.com/bling/blaze.JPG
http://www.drivenbyboredom.com/bling/ice.jpg
http://www.drivenbyboredom.com/bling/dumbasses5.jpg

[A Soldier]

in the last one they are on the comm with the President keeping him up to speed with their latest op. ;)

[11F5S]

My cell phone is smaller, my watch is more expensive and my car is faster then those MeGa FoRce warriors :lol:

[zenmaster]

The really sad part is most of the asshat wannabe on this forum probably couldn't pass the services' basic PT tests, much less the test for the elite units. Why don't you go and run instead of dress up and play soldier. Retards. If you are the real deal, kudos. If not, shut your ****.

[Fox2]

The really sad part is most of the asshat wannabe on this forum probably couldn't pass the services' basic PT tests, much less the test for the elite units. Why don't you go and run instead of dress up and play soldier. Retards. If you are the real deal, kudos. If not, shut your ****.

That would be a great narrative for those "Mega Force" images. Maybe a little dialog bubble with that entire schpeel in there.



Welcome to the militaryphotos.net forums, zenmaster. So far you are off to a great start. :lol:

[A Soldier]

The really sad part is most of the asshat wannabe on this forum probably couldn't pass the services' basic PT tests, much less the test for the elite units. Why don't you go and run instead of dress up and play soldier. Retards. If you are the real deal, kudos. If not, shut your ****.

Most of the people on these forums are serving now or have previously, so I am pretty sure you have to pass a PT test. Those Mega Force pics are jokes making fun of those you speak of. ;)

[MKtexan]

How do you create the poll questions. I know it gives you a space to put them in but how do you make them separate questions? :cantbeli:

[zenmaster]

On second thought, I want to join the elite Girl Scouts Sniper Platoon.

[NcDeuce]

The really sad part is most of the asshat wannabe on this forum probably couldn't pass the services' basic PT tests, much less the test for the elite units. Why don't you go and run instead of dress up and play soldier. Retards. If you are the real deal, kudos. If not, shut your ****.

That would be a great narrative for those "Mega Force" images. Maybe a little dialog bubble with that entire schpeel in there.



Welcome to the militaryphotos.net forums, zenmaster. So far you are off to a great start. :lol:

What's a PT test? rofl

[TriggerPuller]

Zenmaster, care to share YOUR creds with me? PM if you dont want to post in an open forum.BTW thanks for the kudos! :D

TP

[Hullebullen]

Rainbow Six or Ghost recon. Simply the best. Better than all the rest (picking up scary Tina Turner vibes)...

[Maine Finn]

On second thought, I want to join the elite Girl Scouts Sniper Platoon.

Hey, don't be disrespecting the Girl Scouts.... I've been one for twelve years.... and some of us are more "elite" than the general populace knows.
(Ever tried to rip off a Senior Scout during cookie sales? I wouldn't try it around here.)

By the way, BSA aren't the only ones who train their Scouts in the outdoors.... I've gone on a couple of training weekends for just that purpose and some of those girls made me look like a weenie. It's a little scary.

[Henk]

I would go for Air Force Pararesque troops, they are in my opinion the guys who see the most action even in peacetime.


_________________________
The best weapon is the mind.

[Burncycle]

If I could join any, USAF combat controller.

[guitarwolf]

http://www.drivenbyboredom.com/bling/dumbasses5.jpg

All their moms are calling at the same time. How weird is that?


I'm torn between the Navy SEALs & Army SF.
I'd love to put myself to the challenge of BUD/S and the SEAL aquatic specialty. On the other hand, SF is attractive because it's more "thinking man" in that you must learn a culture and win hearts& minds. Of course, I have a much better chance joining the dork posse from above than any of these elite units.

[guitarwolf]

[quote=NcDeuce]What about Mega Force?
What about Supercalafragalisticexpialadicious Force?

I found declassified photos of the unit. They are super high-speed.
http://www.teaminfinity.nu/pics/peeps/marre.jpg


I didn't know Delta guys pout...
Sgt. Zoolander