Super Bowl sillyness

[hood]

Here's a couple of items to get people into the Super Bowl mood:

Shockwave based field goal kicker game
http://www.splashworks.com/shocked/ufk/

New Terry Tate: Office Linebacker Video
http://reebok.com.edgesuite.net/lastexit_sensitivity_training_t3.mov

http://members.shaw.ca/jsmook/proline_relaxed.mpg

[Kriz]

Ah great a new Terry Tate movie ! Thanks Hood :)

[hood]

http://www.cbs.com/specials/2004_superbowl_commercials/

[hood]

Apaches flying over the Super Bowl

http://www.militaryphotos.net/media/apaches_over_superbowl.jpg

[Seoulstriker]

Apaches flying over the Super Bowl

http://www.militaryphotos.net/media/apaches_over_superbowl.jpg


there must have been some SERIOUS security concerns. :P

[hood]

:) It was during Beyonce's Star Spangled Banner singing. But this just in, a line from the transcript of radio communications between the Apaches:

Apache pilot: "Echo 1, please confirm that you just saw Beyonce throw a long tube shaped object onto the field."

[Merik]

Ouch, that was evil Hood, just pure evil. ;)

[California Joe]

I think Janet Jackson just exposed one of her breasts at halftime. Can we go to the tape on that please?

[ibstolidude]

I think Janet Jackson just exposed one of her breasts at halftime. Can we go to the tape on that please?

thus the name
TeeV-OOHHHH!

[Seoulstriker]

I think Janet Jackson just exposed one of her breasts at halftime. Can we go to the tape on that please?


i wasn't watching the show, but yeah, does anyone have it on tape?

[Seoulstriker]

from drudge:



http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040202/i/r2794264459.jpg

[mocking_loudly_died]

And on the sixth day, god created ****S.

[hood]

and pasties..

[Seoulstriker]

why did she flip out her *****?

[Vance]

why did she flip out her *****?
LOL

[Midav]

why did she flip out her *****?

She needed milking. Justin just couldn't hang :cantbeli:

[Merik]

Lol I was talking to my mom on the phone while she was watching the show and she yelled out "OMG Janet Jackson's **** just popped out!". By the time I got to the tv it was already over.

Gotta find an unedited pic now man! p-)

[Seoulstriker]

Lol I was talking to my mom on the phone while she was watching the show and she yelled out "OMG Janet Jackson's **** just popped out!". By the time I got to the tv it was already over.

Gotta find an unedited pic now man! p-)


dude, i just linked to it above!!!!!!!

[Merik]

Lol I was talking to my mom on the phone while she was watching the show and she yelled out "OMG Janet Jackson's **** just popped out!". By the time I got to the tv it was already over.

Gotta find an unedited pic now man! p-)


dude, i just linked to it above!!!!!!!

Dude!!!! They covered her tit! :backhand:

[Seoulstriker]

Lol I was talking to my mom on the phone while she was watching the show and she yelled out "OMG Janet Jackson's **** just popped out!". By the time I got to the tv it was already over.

Gotta find an unedited pic now man! p-)


dude, i just linked to it above!!!!!!!

Dude!!!! They covered her tit! :backhand:

no, that's a TASSEL!!! :-*$


http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040202/i/r2794264459.jpg
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040202/capt.sbx18102020149.super_bowl_sbx181.jpg

[usa320]

notice how the apaches are armed.

I think they were probably already in the area providing security.

[Merik]

Damn that woman is kinky, tassels under a leather outfit. :cantbeli:

[mocking_loudly_died]

Since i can't watch the super bowl, was the **** meant to be popped out AKA big stupid marketing punt or was it an accident?

[hood]

In one practiced motion, Janet Jackson beat out both Britney Spears and Christina Aquavelva for sluttiest pop star.

High-res ****age.
http://www.militaryphotos.net/media/janet_2004_superbowl_pastie_01.jpg

[Seoulstriker]

http://www.drudgereport.com/mattjj.htm

it was a top executive decision to pop that *****.

[Merik]

****IES!!!!!!!!! woot woot

[hood]

OMG the nipple wasn't covered!

http://www.drudgereport.com/jjt.jpg

[FallenAngel]

^ rofl

Hood is obsessed. ;)

[MetalBoy]

LOL and now their calling it a wardrobe malfunction. She just happened to have a pasty under her dress for a private show for Justin afterwards I guess. ;) . The only thing i can think of that malfunctioned was that the pasty didn't actually fall off during the dance.

[MetalBoy]

Anyways who else here thinks that the halftime show was like 5 years out of date?

Some MTV people were like "Hey remember that ****ty show we had planned for 2 years ago but got scrapped cuz it was less entertaining than a buch of chimpanzees masturbating to Michael Jackson singing "Beat It"? We should use that one this year, the average tragically unhip mid western American won't even know the difference!"
:bash:

[hood]

Half the songs during the set had lyrics about talking off your clothes etc etc, it's on the verge of not being surprising that they actually did... apparently this wasn't the first time that Justin Timberlake went to grab a co-star's private parts. :)

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/mtv/mtv_movie_awards_show_2003_photos/_group_photos/justin_timberlake73.jpg

[hood]

hah the streaker. it was a vertitable nakedapalooza...

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20040202/capt.sge.gjd48.020204070957.photo00.default-384x302.jpg

[Midtown]

It was a stunt to divert attention from Jacko

[cut]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39809000/jpg/_39809911_timberlake_*****300.jpg
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39809000/jpg/_39809941_janetandjustin_*****300.jpg
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39809000/jpg/_39809929_janet_out_*****300.jpg
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39809000/jpg/_39809903_janet_ap203.jpg

hahaha look at JT in the first picture, could he be any more blatent about his intent?

[Seoulstriker]

hah the streaker. it was a vertitable nakedapalooza...

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20040202/capt.sge.gjd48.020204070957.photo00.default-384x302.jpg


http://www.foxnews.com/printer_friendly_story/0,3566,110115,00.html


Chatham Sidelines Super Bowl Streaker

Monday, February 02, 2004



HOUSTON — The second-half kickoff of the Super Bowl (search) was delayed after a man dressed as a referee ran onto the field, stripped down to a G-string and shoes, then started dancing at the 30-yard line.

New England linebacker Matt Chatham (search) leveled the man, identified as Mark Francis Roberts (search), as he ran from security personnel. The 39-year-old Roberts, who had the name of a gambling Web site scribbled across his chest, was hogtied and carried off the field by police.

CBS didn't air the intruder to the worldwide television audience, focusing its cameras elsewhere as he was being chased.

Houston Police spokeswoman Sandra Aponte said police arrested Roberts soon after Chatham got him.

She said Roberts got into the game with a legitimate ticket, and his referee outfit was held together with Velcro, making it easy for him to rip it off in one movement. He was charged with criminal trespass and public intoxication, and was to be booked into either the city or county jail, she said.

"He is telling police he's from Liverpool, England. He also claims he is an international streaker and that he has done this at other sporting facilities," Aponte said.

[Fargin]

hah the streaker. it was a vertitable nakedapalooza...

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20040202/capt.sge.gjd48.020204070957.photo00.default-384x302.jpg


http://www.foxnews.com/printer_friendly_story/0,3566,110115,00.html


Chatham Sidelines Super Bowl Streaker

Monday, February 02, 2004



HOUSTON — The second-half kickoff of the Super Bowl (search) was delayed after a man dressed as a referee ran onto the field, stripped down to a G-string and shoes, then started dancing at the 30-yard line.

New England linebacker Matt Chatham (search) leveled the man, identified as Mark Francis Roberts (search), as he ran from security personnel. The 39-year-old Roberts, who had the name of a gambling Web site scribbled across his chest, was hogtied and carried off the field by police.

CBS didn't air the intruder to the worldwide television audience, focusing its cameras elsewhere as he was being chased.

Houston Police spokeswoman Sandra Aponte said police arrested Roberts soon after Chatham got him.

She said Roberts got into the game with a legitimate ticket, and his referee outfit was held together with Velcro, making it easy for him to rip it off in one movement. He was charged with criminal trespass and public intoxication, and was to be booked into either the city or county jail, she said.

"He is telling police he's from Liverpool, England. He also claims he is an international streaker and that he has done this at other sporting facilities," Aponte said.


Terry Tate dejavu?

Danish reporters got it on film, the streaker got tackled good. p-)

[Seoulstriker]

i love that Terry Tate clip. :D

[Bootneck]

Not a pasty, it's a piercing.

http://www.deansplanet.com/janet_superbowl.html


LOL and now their calling it a wardrobe malfunction. She just happened to have a pasty under her dress for a private show for Justin afterwards I guess. ;) . The only thing i can think of that malfunctioned was that the pasty didn't actually fall off during the dance.

[Gauntlet]

Theres an arguement at school if the Jannet Jackson thing was intentional

Personally, I don't think it was. But I still hate Justin Timberlake :fork:

[Seoulstriker]

WTF???? of course it was intentional! they were practicing for it and top CBS executives approved of it!

[2Sheds_Jackson]

What a charming turn of events. Truly a new low in all-American entertainment. With hundreds of thousands of children watching, these degenerates decide their careers are more important than maintaining decency.

I'm sure it has enhanced America's reputation around the world. Remember when entertainers considered themselves ambassadors to the world, and actually tried to bring credit to the US?

Of course this was planned. Why else is was that synthetic has-been Jackson wearing a @#$ pastie on her ****? It was even advertised on MTV...of course now they're all claiming it was an accident. It'll be interesting to see who get's thrown under the bus on on this one.

Y'know, it's like on American Idol - when the contestant shows up to audition wearing a chicken outfit, you know they can't sing. Looks like Timberlake & Jackson are puttin' on the chicken suit even as we speak...

[hood]

*sigh* Yeah because stuff like this has never been seen in other countries like France where it's hardly taboo. Most other countries don't care about this stuff like we do, so I hardly think they'll use this as an excuse to think of us differently.

From:
http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/02/02/superbowl.jackson/index.html


"Like millions of Americans, my family and I gathered around the television for a celebration," FCC Chairman Michael Powell said in a statement. "Instead, that celebration was tainted by a classless, crass and deplorable stunt. Our nation's children, parents and citizens deserve better.

"I have instructed the commission to open an immediate investigation into last night's broadcast. Our investigation will be thorough and swift."

Despite its official apology, MTV did not hesitate to promote the "unrehearsed, unplanned, completely unintentional" incident after the fact.

A Web page headline trumpeted: "Janet Jackson Got Nasty at the MTV-Produced Super Bowl Halftime Show."

Continuing, the Web page said, "Jaws across the country hit the carpet at exactly the same time. You know what we're talking about ... Janet Jackson, Justin Timberlake and a kinky finale that rocked the Super Bowl to its core."



There's no question that it was intentional. The question now is, will Justin etc be charged with lieing to the public?

[Haiw]

*sigh* Yeah because stuff like this has never been seen in other countries like France where it's hardly taboo. Most other countries don't care about this stuff like we do, so I hardly think they'll use this as an excuse to think of us differently.
Yup but there's a big difference in how it's brought... lately, especially when watching movies you get the feeling the american tv- and movie industry doesn't really have a clue to handle ****s.

[hood]

You'll never get an argument from me if you want to call MTV idiots, but with the public outcry over it, it's hardly an "American" thing that we wanted.

[Haiw]

Well the outcry is kind...amazing as well I'd say. I mean, they respond like they were getting it on on stage. Come on, it's cheap allright, but it's not gonna end the world. :roll:

[2Sheds_Jackson]

True, but if nobody is held to account, it will only happen again & worse. Next time we could all be treated to Timberlake's privates at the Grammy's or something.

Actually, we've already had the really hokey Britney-makes-out-with-Madonna stunt and now the pathetic oops-Justin-flipped-my-tit-out thing. So logically, next would be..madonna accidentally sucks on Janet's tit fiasco.

[California Joe]

Yeah, I'd be all frigging upset about that. What with the war going on and all those Africans dying of aids and the President's great concern over steroids in pro sports. Cause that's a f*cking major issue in my life. Janet's tit and steroids. F*ck the deficit but did you know pro ballplayers are using roids?

[Durandal]

rofl

I knew a girl that had those types of piercings....not to mention a couple others.

Ahhh to be 25 Years, 7 Months, 16 Days, 19 hours, 7 minutes, and 32 seconds old again.

[Haiw]

Ahhh to be 25 Years, 7 Months, 16 Days, 19 hours, 7 minutes, and 32 seconds old again.
I second that...without the 'again' at the end. ;)

[Durandal]

:D

[Double Tap]

http://www.netshaq.com/janet.gif

[duck]

Wasn't that subtle. Justin should watch "The last Tango in Paris" a few times over.

[hood]

And now, for the best quote out of all of this:

"There's now going to be an FCC investigation into the nipple," Freston told reporters at a news conference.

[soma]

You know hood, they have a better pdf version. Also why not the sexy lady instead?

[hood]

:) This was bound to happen.. all you kiddies leave the room please.

http://photopile.com/photos/darkjohnson/family/88953.jpg

[Jack Mehoff]

nice ****s

[California Joe]

So I pick up my son at school yesterday, he's in 3rd grade. I'm listening to the radio and their talking about Janet's **** and he starts giggling. I say what are you laughing at. He says "all the kids were talking about that today, Adam got in trouble". I say "Why?" He says..."well he said, Hey did you see at Halftime how that guy pulled her shirt and you could see her booooooooo..." Then Ms. Richard yelled "ADAM We do not talk about things like that at school....." :lol:

[hood]

Yeah he has to wait another year until they have *** ed in 4th grade. :)

[farmgirl]

nice ****s


Thanks Jack.... oops... :oops: thought you were talking to me ;)

[Jack Mehoff]

nice ****s


Thanks Jack.... oops... :oops: thought you were talking to me ;)


I was

[farmgirl]

nice ****s


Thanks Jack.... oops... :oops: thought you were talking to me ;)


I was :hug: woot