Check out my new haircut

[Jack Mehoff]

My hair started to look like a god damn hippy so i shave it

http://www.nastyburger.com/tongue.jpg

[MVSpartan117]

Neo-Nazi skinhead!


:lol:



j/k

[Jack Mehoff]

*waiting for farmgirl to give out motherly advice*

[farmgirl]

*waiting for farmgirl to give out motherly advice*

Motherly advice??? Hmmm well... make sure you wear a stocking cap when you go outside. :D

[Jack Mehoff]

I prefer to have my hair shaved since i was very young. Why you ask? I have 5 brothers and we constantly beating each other up so shaving my head preventing me from eating kneecaps

[farmgirl]

I prefer to have my hair shaved since i was very young. Why you ask? I have 5 brothers and we constantly beating each other up so shaving your head preventing you from eating kneecaps


That's a look I like. Plus it feels cool. ;)

[Dennis G]

Yeah I know what it was like to have a brother. Me and me borther did some crazy **** we used to get the old man so pissed rofl rofl

P.S. Jack why dont you show your eyes. When I post pics of myself I didnt use the bar?

[Jack Mehoff]

Yeah I know what it was like to have a brother. Me and me borther did some crazy **** we used to get the old man so pissed rofl rofl

P.S. Jack why dont you show your eyes. When I post pics of myself I didnt use the bar?

Too many people know where i live and my current unit. I'm sure you have a good description of me even if i blank out my eyes anyway. Plus, i don't want any of my Mormon relatives go to the internet and see me with a nickname Jack Mehoff

[California Joe]

Damned Osmonds

[cut]

My hair started to look like a god damn hippy so i shave it

http://www.nastyburger.com/tongue.jpg

yeah,a right *** pot

[Jack Mehoff]

Damned Osmonds

That's it

[Jack Mehoff]

My hair started to look like a god damn hippy so i shave it

http://www.nastyburger.com/tongue.jpg

yeah,a right *** pot

Women often say my head feels like a shaved ******

[cut]

itchy?

[NcDeuce]

My hair started to look like a god damn hippy so i shave it

http://www.nastyburger.com/tongue.jpg

Word.

My hair is starting to get long. I'm going for the buzz tomorrow after class. The PX is only $4.60 or something too. woot

[ChuckThunder]

My hair started to look like a god damn hippy so i shave it

http://www.nastyburger.com/tongue.jpg

Disturbing... :P

Also, do you ever wear a shirt?

[Jack Mehoff]

Is it just me or my room is hot? ^

[ChuckThunder]

Is it just me or my room is hot? ^

The handbasket is really f*cking hot, woo!

[farmgirl]

Is it just me or my room is hot? ^

Feel free to leave your shirt off Jack..... p-)

[Jack Mehoff]

The wife prefers to have my shirt off :lol:

[Ratamacue]

My hair hasn't been cut since August, and before then it hadn't been cut since the July of the previous year. Screw haircuts! :P

[Jack Mehoff]

My hair hasn't been cut since August, and before then it hadn't been cut since the July of the previous year. Screw haircuts! :P

hippy

[farmgirl]

My hair hasn't been cut since August, and before then it hadn't been cut since the July of the previous year. Screw haircuts! :P


I haven't had a haircut in nearly three years.... just the ends trimmed....
but... I'm a girl.... :)

[cut]

Longest I've gone without a haircut is a year. from skinhead to hippy

[farmgirl]

The wife prefers to have my shirt off :lol:


Duh....

[NcDeuce]

My hair curls near my eyebrow...my girl says it's the "college look". :lol: I like it buzzed though, don't have to worry about anything.

[James]

The wife prefers to have my shirt off :lol:

I think we should start calling you Jack Shirtoff. :P

[James]

My hair hasn't been cut since August, and before then it hadn't been cut since the July of the previous year. Screw haircuts! :P

NICE! Growing mine longer than an inch is a contest...

[Jack Mehoff]

My hair hasn't been cut since August, and before then it hadn't been cut since the July of the previous year. Screw haircuts! :P


I haven't had a haircut in nearly three years.... just the ends trimmed....
but... I'm a girl.... :)

hippy

[farmgirl]

My hair hasn't been cut since August, and before then it hadn't been cut since the July of the previous year. Screw haircuts! :P


I haven't had a haircut in nearly three years.... just the ends trimmed....
but... I'm a girl.... :)

hippy


yep.... that's me... ;)

[cut]

bollocks! hippies frollock around naked

[Ratamacue]

bollocks! hippies frollock around naked

Well I'd figured I'd just leave that part out.

[Haiw]

NICE! Growing mine longer than an inch is a contest...
Lucky bastard... wanna change your hair for mine? Mine's a nightmare. I take a haircut and 3 weeks later it's long as hell again. It grows like 3 times as fast as the hair of the rest of my family... :|

[Kriz]

My hair hasn't been cut since october, so now it's longer and I have curlies :oops:

[Jack Mehoff]

My hair hasn't been cut since october, so now it's longer and I have curlies :oops:

I see a hippy

[WARPIG]

Wholly crap Jack! You look like a ***** with ears! You should show the back. I bet you have that bulldog ripple in the back of your neck. Jeez.... Can you cover more of your face next time? I think I may need some psychological counseling now that I've seen your nugget.

[Roger Rabbit]

If you keep shaving your head Jack then when will you know your going bald?

[Seoulstriker]

If you keep shaving your head Jack then when will you know your going bald?

Until Farmgirl sees Jack's drivers license and wonders at Jacks' luscious full head of hair in the photograph. Then she will want him to grow it out 'just for her'. However, into the growing process, only some of the air will show back up so he is referred to a friend of Farmgirl. that friend of farmgirl, who is balding himself, will show Jack that he is developing the characteristic horse-shoe pattern and that he has 9 months, maybe 12 months before Jack looks like Farmgirl's friend.

unfortunately, farmgirl's friend assisted an escaped prisoner and so is wanted by the FBI. But when the FBI comes to arrest farmgirl's friend, they see a different balding man, Jack, and take him into custody. jack tells farmgirl near the jail window meeting place that he is going to be in jail for 9 months, maybe 12. farmgirl, realizing that jack is going to look like her friend, gives up on jack and continues on her skanky way.

[Jack Mehoff]

I only shave my hair before weekend drill, which is every month. It's no biggie because my hair grow an inch in like 2 weeks

[Jack Mehoff]

Wholly crap Jack! You look like a ***** with ears! You should show the back. I bet you have that bulldog ripple in the back of your neck. Jeez.... Can you cover more of your face next time? I think I may need some psychological counseling now that I've seen your nugget.

Let's me see your face, pig :lol:

I still have another 40 some odd years before my skin start sagging like 115FS

Wholly crap Jack! You look like a ***** with ears! You should show the back. I bet you have that bulldog ripple in the back of your neck. Jeez....

[Jack Mehoff]

More pictures, less **** talks

[WARPIG]

I am pretty and popular and every one likes me.


By the way... can I use your picture for my new avatar?

[Jack Mehoff]

So you can claim that handsome guy is you?

[WARPIG]

no.. so I have visual proof that human evolution has begun to go backwards.

no.. I wanted to have a stupid monkey avatar like everyone else.

no.. I plan to start an anti-drug post and wanted to show everyone what a crack baby looked like.

no.. I was going to show everyone what MRE's do to your digestive track.

Man Jack.. you make it easy.

Take care man.

Hey.. with hardware like you got.. you must game like a madman. PM me with some of the games your involved in.

[Jack Mehoff]

Hey.. with hardware like you got.. you must game like a madman. PM me with some of the games your involved in.


The computer or my 14 inch biceps? :lol:

[Jack Mehoff]

If you keep shaving your head Jack then when will you know your going bald?

Until Farmgirl sees Jack's drivers license and wonders at Jacks' luscious full head of hair in the photograph. Then she will want him to grow it out 'just for her'. However, into the growing process, only some of the air will show back up so he is referred to a friend of Farmgirl. that friend of farmgirl, who is balding himself, will show Jack that he is developing the characteristic horse-shoe pattern and that he has 9 months, maybe 12 months before Jack looks like Farmgirl's friend.

unfortunately, farmgirl's friend assisted an escaped prisoner and so is wanted by the FBI. But when the FBI comes to arrest farmgirl's friend, they see a different balding man, Jack, and take him into custody. jack tells farmgirl near the jail window meeting place that he is going to be in jail for 9 months, maybe 12. farmgirl, realizing that jack is going to look like her friend, gives up on jack and continues on her skanky way.

I have a better chance of having three-some with farmgirl and Nawlins than going bald

[farmgirl]

If you keep shaving your head Jack then when will you know your going bald?

Until Farmgirl sees Jack's drivers license and wonders at Jacks' luscious full head of hair in the photograph. Then she will want him to grow it out 'just for her'. However, into the growing process, only some of the air will show back up so he is referred to a friend of Farmgirl. that friend of farmgirl, who is balding himself, will show Jack that he is developing the characteristic horse-shoe pattern and that he has 9 months, maybe 12 months before Jack looks like Farmgirl's friend.

unfortunately, farmgirl's friend assisted an escaped prisoner and so is wanted by the FBI. But when the FBI comes to arrest farmgirl's friend, they see a different balding man, Jack, and take him into custody. jack tells farmgirl near the jail window meeting place that he is going to be in jail for 9 months, maybe 12. farmgirl, realizing that jack is going to look like her friend, gives up on jack and continues on her skanky way.

I have a better chance of having three-some with farmgirl and Nawlins than going bald


So you're saying that there is no way in hell that you're going bald? p-)

[Jack Mehoff]

something like that

[farmgirl]

something like that


That's what I thought.... ;)

[James]

My hair started to look like a god damn hippy so i shave it

http://www.nastyburger.com/tongue.jpg

Is that a mustache I see sprouting under your nose?

[Seoulstriker]

My hair started to look like a god damn hippy so i shave it

http://www.nastyburger.com/tongue.jpg

Is that a mustache I see sprouting under your nose?


2 words: nasty sanchez.

[Jack Mehoff]

I'm too lazy to shave for the last two days

[Jack Mehoff]

My hair started to look like a god damn hippy so i shave it

http://www.nastyburger.com/tongue.jpg

Is that a mustache I see sprouting under your nose?


2 words: nasty sanchez.

Correction: Dirty Sanchez

[Jack Mehoff]

Bald you said?

http://www.nastyburger.com/sex6.jpg

[Vance]

I get a haircut around every 4 weeks, nice and short :D My girl likes the fuzz.

[Rantanplan]

Hey Jack! Its not very smat to post pictures of yourself, isn't it?

http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/v40/Rantanplan/Memento4.jpg

[Jack Mehoff]

Babe, smart enough to blank out my eyes

[Rantanplan]

Ok, but some people aren't that smart.

http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/v40/Rantanplan/****head2.jpg

[MolliG]

Babe, smart enough to blank out my eyes

I could still spot ya'... The (what look likes an) earring, the deformed mouth and long tongue...

:lol: ;)

[Trigger]

Damn, Rantanplan: 2 for 2 from 3 point range. rofl rofl

[NcDeuce]

Bald you said?

http://www.nastyburger.com/sex6.jpg



Ok, but some people aren't that smart.

http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/v40/Rantanplan/****head2.jpg

rofl x2

[Beowulf]

Damn, Rantanplan: 2 for 2 from 3 point range. rofl rofl

What he said. rofl

[ibstolidude]

Damn, Rantanplan: 2 for 2 from 3 point range. rofl rofl

What he said. rofl

I literally almost **** my pants over the ****head one...

Totally unexpected.

[ChuckThunder]

Damn, Rantanplan: 2 for 2 from 3 point range. rofl rofl

What he said. rofl

I literally almost **** my pants over the ****head one...

Totally unexpected.

Yeah, I didn't think it could get any better than the Air Force MS paint then Rantaplan throws the shopped Memento pics. rofl

[Seraphim]

rofl

Oh man thats great.

[Jack Mehoff]

What's wrong with my artistic painting?

[Jack Mehoff]

Don't sell my pictures to ebay or terrorists

[Durandal]

My hair started to look like a god damn hippy so i shave it

http://www.nastyburger.com/tongue.jpg

Damn dude, your dome is as smooth as my balls. :D

[farmgirl]

My hair started to look like a god damn hippy so i shave it

http://www.nastyburger.com/tongue.jpg

Damn dude, your dome is as smooth as my balls. :D


A bizarre electrolysis accident Durandal??? ;)

[Jack Mehoff]

My hair started to look like a god damn hippy so i shave it

http://www.nastyburger.com/tongue.jpg

Damn dude, your dome is as smooth as my balls. :D


Women say my dome is as smooth as a shaved ******

[Durandal]

A bizarre electrolysis accident Durandal??? ;)

I just met a couple women a while back that enjoy that sort of thing. Considering they did the same for me I returned the favor...

Razor. I cannot even imagine doing the other ways *ouch*

;)

[Seoulstriker]

http://netfiles.uiuc.edu/pzavisla/hostedmilitaryimages/haircut.jpg

i just got a haircut today. not too shabby, eh?

[Jack Mehoff]

You are still ugly though

[Seoulstriker]

My hair started to look like a god damn hippy so i shave it

http://www.nastyburger.com/tongue.jpg

Is that a mustache I see sprouting under your nose?


2 words: nasty sanchez.

Correction: Dirty Sanchez

what's funny is that you just admitted you have nasty sanchez all over your mouth... how would THAT happen??? :P

[Roger Rabbit]

Joe did it

[Seoulstriker]

Joe did it

that is so nasty. rofl

[Roger Rabbit]

I'm sure i'll get beaten for it later on :lol:

[Rantanplan]

OMFG!!!!

Damn, Soulstriker! You are Ugly!!!

http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/v40/Rantanplan/Soulstriker.jpg

[Seoulstriker]

rofl

not even close. :D

[Rantanplan]

Well, now it's perfect ! :D

http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/v40/Rantanplan/Soulstriker3.jpg

[California Joe]

Nail, head. Word.

[Haiw]

rofl
Seems like I wasn't the only one thinking of editing that pic... :lol:

[Merik]

Well, now it's perfect ! :D

http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/v40/Rantanplan/Soulstriker3.jpg

ROFLAMO!!!! Rant's on a roll. rofl rofl rofl

My hair started to look like a god damn hippy so i shave it

http://www.nastyburger.com/tongue.jpg

why so you hide ur face in all the pics u post, even ur sig? is it because ur face is ugly? (no offense)

[NcDeuce]

Post your pic.

[Rantanplan]

Yeah, please.http://images.rapidforum.com/images/i15.gif

[Jack Mehoff]

Rantanplan is going to violate my picture beyond recognition

[Jack Mehoff]

Post your pic.

Why don't you post your picture you pretty thing? At least I posted SOMETHING

heh

Good bye hot head

[Jack Mehoff]

Better delete that fast before Rant does something with your picture

[Rantanplan]

right click....save as :lol:

[Merik]

I thought the Deuce did post his pic?

[NcDeuce]

Post your pic.

Why don't you post your picture you pretty thing? At least I posted SOMETHING

I was talking to Marine. LOL...I had mine hosted a while ago, I doubt if I still have them...

[Jack Mehoff]

My hair started to look like a god damn hippy so i shave it

http://www.nastyburger.com/tongue.jpg

why so you hide ur face in all the pics u post, even ur sig? is it because ur face is ugly? (no offense)

I hide EVERYBODY faces except my wife. Now I realized i shouldn't post her pix because her pix turns into jerk off material for Seoulstroker and his el compadre

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=4235

what service u in jack? Army?

[Jack Mehoff]

something like that

something like that

still in?

[Jack Mehoff]

Nasty Girl now

[Seoulstriker]

Here...

http://www.cs.wisc.edu/~mblodget/mike.jpg

futuremarine, if that is truly you, i truly respect you. you look like one strong-ass m*fer. :D :D

[Jack Mehoff]

I told you FM, you shouldn't post your pix :lol:

Seoulstroker wrote:

futuremarine, if that is truly you, i truly respect you. you look like one strong-ass m*fer

[memphiz]

I told you FM, you shouldn't post your pix :lol:

Seoulstroker wrote:

futuremarine, if that is truly you, i truly respect you. you look like one strong-ass m*fer
rofl rofl
damn Seoul

[Haiw]

Sometimes you start wondering if Seoulstriker might be a girl... ;)

[Seoulstriker]

WTF? what are your problems?

futuremarine looks like a tough marine.

[Rantanplan]

You have a bad reputation here in this Forum.
Some poeple think you like cocks.
Just wondering why? :lol:

http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/v40/Rantanplan/soulstrikers*****.jpg

[Seoulstriker]

* in schwarzeneggar voice *

"STOP IT!" "YOU, SON OF A BITCH!"

[MolliG]

http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/v40/Rantanplan/soulstrikers*****.jpg

Ah... Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ah-ha! :lol: :lol:

[Rantanplan]

* in schwarzeneggar voice *

"STOP IT!" "YOU, SON OF A BITCH!"

Oh sorry, did I hurt your fellings? :petting: :hug:

* in schwarzeneggar voice *

"STOP IT!" "YOU, SON OF A BITCH!"

lol

[Merik]

One would also wonder why Seoul uses the word Bitch so much. Guess its a ex-con thing. :lol:

[wholagun]

I can't stop laughing rofl rofl rofl that edited pic of seul is so funny. Oh god is it ever funny. I bet he's thinking to himself " WTF did I ever post that picture, why :cantbeli: "

[ShotOver]

http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/v40/Rantanplan/soulstrikers*****.jpg

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! rofl

*milk sprays all over keyboard*

[seventy6er]

Hahaaa, der war gut, Rantanplan! rofl

[Seoulstriker]

I can't stop laughing rofl rofl rofl that edited pic of seul is so funny. Oh god is it ever funny. I bet he's thinking to himself " WTF did I ever post that picture, why :cantbeli: "

i have no problem, because the only thing i posted was my haircut and the outline. no biggie. :)