When @#$% is acceptable word

[aktarian]

There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been
considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the @#$% was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want! WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1999

and a drum roll...........! .

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."
-- Sadaam Hussein, 2003

[cut]

*slow hand clap* get off the stage!

[NcDeuce]

"Aww, @#$%!"
--Saddam Hussein [in a hole upon being discovered], 2003

[Seoulstriker]

"Holy Cow! I'm totally going so fast! Awww @#&*!!!"

[Haiw]

Huh? Since when are there times that the word f00k isn't acceptable? :|

[ChuckThunder]

"Holy Cow! I'm totally going so fast! Awww @#&*!!!"

Haha!

"What the @#&* are you kids doing on my ice?!?!"

[Nunavut's sewage]

Don't Phucking look at me when I'm talking to you!!



Alright give em the stick........DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!!


GI JOEEEEEEEEE woot

[Ichhabe]

My cultural background allows me to swear a lot. Hell!! Even the priests up here ask while baptising: What do You want to call the little ****er?

[anonymous individual]

Don't Phucking look at me when I'm talking to you!!



Alright give em the stick........DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!!


GI JOEEEEEEEEE woot

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[ibstolidude]

Fuuck isnt a word...it is punctuation.


And like the coma, it can never be used enough.

[Merik]

Thats some funny ****.

[James]

It is appropriate to say f@#k when you hit your thumb with a hammer.

[Seoulstriker]

i thought it went:

"Last one there's a *****-pump!"

"Hey that's not fair! we're no ***** pump!"

"Holy cow! i'm totally going so fast! awww ****!"

"hey what should we do? what should we do?"

"hey what the **** are you kids doing on my ****ing pond? and don't look away when I'm ****ing talking to you! Get that kid off my ice, you little wankers!"

"alright, give him him the stick. DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!"

"hey, do you know my dad?"/"You're so mean..."

"ooooooooooooooooo"

"GI JOOOOOOEEEE!"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Nunavut's sewage]

Ya but I wasn't tryin to do the whole thing

Anyways.....WHO WANTS A BODY MASSAGE?