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Armour recon
02-04-2004, 08:26 AM
Cops just searched my videostore for illegal ****!
Well fu**! It went fiftyfifty. Fu**! They took almost half of my erotic movies. I'll bet they are watching them tonight.
Two males and one old female!

Don't those bastards have any better things to do!
Guys don't want to see ordinary ****movies...they want some old dirty German crap!!

That's all folcks!

wulfstan
02-04-2004, 08:36 AM
People BUY ****???? Have they not heard of the INTERNET?
Jack Mehoff, have a word!

Armour recon
02-04-2004, 08:39 AM
People BUY ****???? Have they not heard of the INTERNET?
Jack Mehoff, have a word!

Yeah! You should see! Old farts buy them quite a lot! And I mean REALLY weird stuff...

wulfstan
02-04-2004, 08:41 AM
That's a revelation to me, i would have thought it was a dying art! I suppose old people don't have the net...

Ghostwolf
02-04-2004, 10:02 AM
Bad boys, bad boys.
What you gonna do? What you gonna do,
when they come for you? .......

Sorry, this song just came to my mind....... :roll:

Seraphim
02-04-2004, 11:46 AM
Reminds me of this time I was at this club cigar store and this old guy is just rifling through all the ****o mags.....lmfao, the owner and I just looked at each other and had a slight chuckle.

Merik
02-05-2004, 12:06 AM
People BUY ****???? Have they not heard of the INTERNET?
Jack Mehoff, have a word!

Yeah! You should see! Old farts buy them quite a lot! And I mean REALLY weird stuff...

I really hate saying this but my old man buys the old german erotica **** **** from the 70s and 80s.

wholagun
02-05-2004, 02:33 AM
Cops just searched my videostore for illegal ****!
Well fu**! It went fiftyfifty. Fu**! They took almost half of my erotic movies. I'll bet they are watching them tonight.

Is it just me or does anyone else find this to be really funny. Sorry man I know it must have been a pain in the ass but its still funny, cops busting in asking where is your illegal ****. rofl rofl rofl

thats fu*king funny as hell. I don't know I just know alot of Korean firends who's parents own little variety shops and I can picture their reactions to somehting like this.. **** priceless.. oh god I can't stop laughing.. rofl rofl

Laughing so hard I have myself the hick ups...

SeanAshi
02-05-2004, 04:59 AM
Todays **** is disgusting, one female having *** with 20 guys, the female sticking objects in places that they should not go, shoving your fist up a hole where it does not belong, both male and female urinateding on each other, No wonder the arabs think were a screwed up nation, I'm going to go vomit now, btw....how about we flood Saudi Arabia with **** rofl Those bootleg video cards for Direct tv are popping up all over Saudi Arabia.

Herrmannek
02-05-2004, 05:02 AM
Todays **** is disgusting, one female having *** with 20 guys, the female sticking objects in places that they should not go, shoving your fist up a hole where it does not belong, both male and female urinateding on each other, No wonder the arabs think were a screwed up nation, I'm going to go vomit now, btw....how about we flood Saudi Arabia with **** rofl Those bootleg video cards for Direct tv are popping up all over Saudi Arabia.

Yupp disgusting...

Luxembourger
02-05-2004, 07:06 AM
Todays **** is disgusting, one female having *** with 20 guys, the female sticking objects in places that they should not go, shoving your fist up a hole where it does not belong, both male and female urinateding on each other, No wonder the arabs think were a screwed up nation, I'm going to go vomit now, btw....how about we flood Saudi Arabia with **** Those bootleg video cards for Direct tv are popping up all over Saudi Arabia.

Yeah that s true ,, today s **** is mostly bizzare ...you are happy if you see a movie on Direct TV that shows classic **** with a story and whit no too much those disgusting close ups!!!

Armour recon
02-05-2004, 10:33 AM
Todays **** is disgusting, one female having *** with 20 guys, the female sticking objects in places that they should not go, shoving your fist up a hole where it does not belong, both male and female urinateding on each other, No wonder the arabs think were a screwed up nation, I'm going to go vomit now, btw....how about we flood Saudi Arabia with **** rofl Those bootleg video cards for Direct tv are popping up all over Saudi Arabia.

True. When Holmes was in business his movies had a plot! I remember one when he got in to some kind of nazi camp. Half **** nazi women interrogating him and suddenly he is screwing them! Fantastic!

stateofequilibrium
02-05-2004, 02:06 PM
Sorry, coming from America the only illegal **** is Kiddie ****, so what is illegal **** in your respective countries?

But for the sickest most depraved acts.. you gotta go Japanese. The Japanese, as cute as some of them may be, some of their ****.. sheesh.

EvanL
02-05-2004, 02:48 PM
Sorry, coming from America the only illegal **** is Kiddie ****, so what is illegal **** in your respective countries?

But for the sickest most depraved acts.. you gotta go Japanese. The Japanese, as cute as some of them may be, some of their ****.. sheesh.
Actually bestiality is illegal as is oral and anal *** in some states.

NOKIA--G21
02-05-2004, 02:56 PM
:D :D i love old **** movies from the 70s and hariy pussy ;) ;)

wholagun
02-05-2004, 03:01 PM
:D :D i love old **** movies from the 70s and hariy pussy ;) ;) :cantbeli:


Dude you gotta get our more. :petting:

SeanAshi
02-05-2004, 03:17 PM
from a females perspective, what is so good about anal ***?
"exit only"

NOKIA--G21
02-05-2004, 04:11 PM
:D :D i love old **** movies from the 70s and hariy pussy ;) ;) :cantbeli:


Dude you gotta get our more. :petting:

wtf like you never watch **** :backhand: :backhand:

Midtown
02-05-2004, 04:15 PM
DUBYA TEE EF MATE, more hair = **** THAT, i dont want my **** getting scratched cause some wench wont keep her muff trim

FallenAngel
02-05-2004, 04:17 PM
from a females perspective, what is so good about anal ***?
"exit only"

I hereby reference you to the anal *** discussion we had a week or so ago. Check a page or two back ;)