Imaginary girlfriends??? Can you say desperate?

[farmgirl]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20040204/od_nm/imaginarygirlfriend_dc

Virtual Love for Sale, on the Sly, on eBay
Wed Feb 4
By Lisa Baertlein

SAN FRANCISCO (*******) - Need a girlfriend but want none of the hassle of actually spending time together? You better act fast if you want to find her on eBay.

A crop of crafty eBay entrepreneurs are offering "imaginary girlfriend" services to the highest bidder, staying just ahead of the Web auctioneer's efforts to ban such listings, which it now deems inappropriate.

The latest bid, with nearly six days to go, is $11.50.

EBay started pulling the "imaginary girlfriend" listings, which have run the gamut from the very naughty to the mostly nice, late last month.

The company had initially allowed the imaginary girlfriend listings -- which had numbered in the low hundreds -- then decided that they had crossed the line "into something that was clearly inappropriate," said eBay spokesman Hani Durzy.

The overall theme of previous listings went something like this: sexy college student seeking money for books will, for one month, write you frequent e-mails and send pictures and perfumed letters you can show to family, friends and ex-girlfriends.

In most cases, personal contact was strictly prohibited. "This in NO WAY makes me your real girlfriend," one lister cautioned.

One young blonde from the Midwest sold her girl-next-door looks as more believable that her competitors.

On the fringes, however, were the more overtly ****** listings that prompted eBay to step in.

On Tuesday, one such listing remained on the site. In it, a pair of Las Vegas-based women calling themselves Leilani and Bianca promised, upon proof of payment, a month-long relationship that "can be anything you want it to be."

The duo, which billed themselves as "sexy and exotic Asian girls," each promised to send one e-mail per week, a handwritten, perfume-scented letter, a sexy garment (new or worn), sexy photos and "passionate and unconditional love."

[Jack Mehoff]

Do they accept Paypal?

[Trigger]

This has Jack Mehoff's fingerprints all over it. :P

[Chet Mystery]

Reminds me of when I tried to sell my soul on Ebay. I got it to $8.51 before they took it down :(

[Maverick77]

Sexy asian twins is probably a fat, hairy 50 year old man in western Alabama.

[Merik]

I thought the funniest was those "****** light" things where it looks like a ****** only you stick your **** in it and **** yourself with it like a real pussy. Whoever buys those have to be more desperate than the imaginary girlfriend thing.

[Uncle Sam]

check this one...$50 :cantbeli:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2985240288&category=1467

another

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2985258885&category=1467

Man, they're all over eBay... :cantbeli: :cantbeli:

[Armour recon]

Why are they on Ebay? They should be in the streets!

[Salty Dog]

High bidder: User ID kept private


****ing pervs

[2Sheds_Jackson]

If it wasn't for the pocket pussy I found at the bottom of a trash can at a public rest stop, I wouldn't get any action.

"ooh yeah, is that a McDonald's wrapper stuck to you? You're a diirrtty girl..."

[California Joe]

That was nasty. But funny.

[Vance]

*Orders a dozen* ;)

[11F5S]

A source at ebay told me that JackMehoff's bids were rejected by both of those women. Neither of them wants to "date" a jackoff:P

[ibstolidude]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20040204/od_nm/imaginarygirlfriend_dc

Virtual Love for Sale, on the Sly, on eBay
Wed Feb 4
By Lisa Baertlein

SAN FRANCISCO (*******) - Need a girlfriend but want none of the hassle of actually spending time together? You better act fast if you want to find her on eBay.

A crop of crafty eBay entrepreneurs are offering "imaginary girlfriend" services to the highest bidder, staying just ahead of the Web auctioneer's efforts to ban such listings, which it now deems inappropriate.

The latest bid, with nearly six days to go, is $11.50.

EBay started pulling the "imaginary girlfriend" listings, which have run the gamut from the very naughty to the mostly nice, late last month.

The company had initially allowed the imaginary girlfriend listings -- which had numbered in the low hundreds -- then decided that they had crossed the line "into something that was clearly inappropriate," said eBay spokesman Hani Durzy.

The overall theme of previous listings went something like this: sexy college student seeking money for books will, for one month, write you frequent e-mails and send pictures and perfumed letters you can show to family, friends and ex-girlfriends.

In most cases, personal contact was strictly prohibited. "This in NO WAY makes me your real girlfriend," one lister cautioned.

One young blonde from the Midwest sold her girl-next-door looks as more believable that her competitors.

On the fringes, however, were the more overtly ****** listings that prompted eBay to step in.

On Tuesday, one such listing remained on the site. In it, a pair of Las Vegas-based women calling themselves Leilani and Bianca promised, upon proof of payment, a month-long relationship that "can be anything you want it to be."

The duo, which billed themselves as "sexy and exotic Asian girls," each promised to send one e-mail per week, a handwritten, perfume-scented letter, a sexy garment (new or worn), sexy photos and "passionate and unconditional love."



Should we submit our bids directly to you or do you have a "manager"?

[Scrim]

rofl That Hooters chick has 31 bids and is up to $1,100.00. Those panties she sends me every month better be damn soiled!

[Jack Mehoff]

Should we submit our bids directly to you or do you have a "manager"?

I'm her manager. All the negotiation and contract is through me

[11F5S]

Should we submit our bids directly to you or do you have a "manager"?

I'm her manager. All the negotiation and contract is through me

Contract Jacko...hell you can't even write a sentence correctly. rofl

[Jack Mehoff]

God damn old fart. Do you have to follow me to every single thread like an obedient dog?

[Uncle Sam]

nevermind !

[James]

Sexy asian twins is probably a fat, hairy 50 year old man in western Alabama.

That's hot... :P

[James]

Does anyone have an imaginary harem? Just curious...

[Salty Dog]

i just recently bought an imaginary dog on ebay. if i got an imaginary girlfriend and asked her to marry me, i could start an imaginary family, and purchase imaginary kids on ebay.

[memphiz]

well its a scam :roll:
a 50 year old fat guy from southern alabama showed up to my house today, he said he was 2 hot asian twins.... :|

i just told him he had the wrong address, man that was and strange 5 minutes

[Salty Dog]

well its a scam :roll:
a 50 year old fat guy from southern alabama showed up to my house today, he said he was 2 hot asian twins.... :|

i just told him he had the wrong address, man that was and strange 5 minutes

that was your house i showed up attt.....i mean......uhhhh........no it's not a scam, i swear to god, they are real girls, all real and not fake. and they all want to be your girlfriend.

[farmgirl]

Should we submit our bids directly to you or do you have a "manager"?

I'm her manager. All the negotiation and contract is through me


Sorry boys.... my love has to be earned.... not bought. ;)

[Jack Mehoff]

I love farmgirl

I lie

[memphiz]

well its a scam :roll:
a 50 year old fat guy from southern alabama showed up to my house today, he said he was 2 hot asian twins.... :|

i just told him he had the wrong address, man that was and strange 5 minutes

that was your house i showed up attt.....i mean......uhhhh........no it's not a scam, i swear to god, they are real girls, all real and not fake. and they all want to be your girlfriend.

OMG p-)