obd
02-06-2004, 11:36 AM
I dont know about you guys but Im a little pissed no "special forces" polls mentioned WALMART security forces. My best friend used to work at WALMART and he tried out for their "Anti-low priced merchandise jacking" (known to internal WALMART executives as the "Jackers offing team" awhile back. They only hired the best of the best of the available pool of high school drop outs, mentally retarded, and physically handicapped and I can tell you there was a 90% drop out rate. Doesnt that make it harder than the Navy Seals and SAS combined. My friend was planning to go Delta force but when he heard about this ultra elite unit he desided if he was gonna go spec-ops, then he might as well go for the best of the best.
WALMART is the biggest employer in the United States outside the federal government and they get alotta **** jacked from their stores every year. Let me tell you, every day you work at WALMART is a combat day!!!!! The only easy day was the day after last Christmas and let me tell you, that wasnt easy either broher!!!! Now alotta WALMARTS weapons systems are classfied but I know for sure that they are armed with Walkie talkies which link them, via store-wide secure network, to managment who in turn can issue them backup in the case of multiple price check emergencies from any one of the 500 employees at each store. I also know that EVERY employee is cross-trained, just like the Navy Seals and Green Berets, in other specialties so anyone can do isle clean up duties, register duties, security duties, etc....
In addition these impressive capabilities, WALMART employees have even accomplished what no other highly trained elite force in history ever has: a super secret team of them flew, via chartered blacked out UPS cargo plane, to Heftners PLAYBOY paradise in a major coup and gave away thier "secrets" to the general public.
And I warn you gentlemen, the lady who greats you when you walk in the door is niether retarded or senile. Those people are the cream of the WALMART crop. Most of the store greaters are drawn from retured security teams with, in most cases over 50 years of experience walking the floors of WALMART. These people know every inch of thier territory and no tactic gets past them. They have the ears of a fox and the eyes of a hawk. And if you even try to run ,some of them are even equiped with hover round multiple hieght adjustable chairs with 2 inch thick crom racing wheels from KONIG and a Senile "force 7" turbo charged motor 3 whp motor. So please, if you assholes are gonna talk about "SAS" beign the best or "CAG" being the most experienced, why dont you do your F'ing research a little and talk about WALMARTS security forces before you start sounding lke a retarded little "I know it all" kid. I KNOW people who have served with WALMART in combat zones all across the United States. Im sorry but I think that qualifies me to talk about them. Hell, they dont even have a WALMART in Enlgand. That just proves US special forces are better so Argyll better no even try to make a comment in this forum. That idiot actually thinks the SAS are better!! heheh, if he only knew what I know.................. p-)
WALMART is the biggest employer in the United States outside the federal government and they get alotta **** jacked from their stores every year. Let me tell you, every day you work at WALMART is a combat day!!!!! The only easy day was the day after last Christmas and let me tell you, that wasnt easy either broher!!!! Now alotta WALMARTS weapons systems are classfied but I know for sure that they are armed with Walkie talkies which link them, via store-wide secure network, to managment who in turn can issue them backup in the case of multiple price check emergencies from any one of the 500 employees at each store. I also know that EVERY employee is cross-trained, just like the Navy Seals and Green Berets, in other specialties so anyone can do isle clean up duties, register duties, security duties, etc....
In addition these impressive capabilities, WALMART employees have even accomplished what no other highly trained elite force in history ever has: a super secret team of them flew, via chartered blacked out UPS cargo plane, to Heftners PLAYBOY paradise in a major coup and gave away thier "secrets" to the general public.
And I warn you gentlemen, the lady who greats you when you walk in the door is niether retarded or senile. Those people are the cream of the WALMART crop. Most of the store greaters are drawn from retured security teams with, in most cases over 50 years of experience walking the floors of WALMART. These people know every inch of thier territory and no tactic gets past them. They have the ears of a fox and the eyes of a hawk. And if you even try to run ,some of them are even equiped with hover round multiple hieght adjustable chairs with 2 inch thick crom racing wheels from KONIG and a Senile "force 7" turbo charged motor 3 whp motor. So please, if you assholes are gonna talk about "SAS" beign the best or "CAG" being the most experienced, why dont you do your F'ing research a little and talk about WALMARTS security forces before you start sounding lke a retarded little "I know it all" kid. I KNOW people who have served with WALMART in combat zones all across the United States. Im sorry but I think that qualifies me to talk about them. Hell, they dont even have a WALMART in Enlgand. That just proves US special forces are better so Argyll better no even try to make a comment in this forum. That idiot actually thinks the SAS are better!! heheh, if he only knew what I know.................. p-)