US Special Forces for domestic use???

[obd]

I dont know about you guys but Im a little pissed no "special forces" polls mentioned WALMART security forces. My best friend used to work at WALMART and he tried out for their "Anti-low priced merchandise jacking" (known to internal WALMART executives as the "Jackers offing team" awhile back. They only hired the best of the best of the available pool of high school drop outs, mentally retarded, and physically handicapped and I can tell you there was a 90% drop out rate. Doesnt that make it harder than the Navy Seals and SAS combined. My friend was planning to go Delta force but when he heard about this ultra elite unit he desided if he was gonna go spec-ops, then he might as well go for the best of the best.

WALMART is the biggest employer in the United States outside the federal government and they get alotta **** jacked from their stores every year. Let me tell you, every day you work at WALMART is a combat day!!!!! The only easy day was the day after last Christmas and let me tell you, that wasnt easy either broher!!!! Now alotta WALMARTS weapons systems are classfied but I know for sure that they are armed with Walkie talkies which link them, via store-wide secure network, to managment who in turn can issue them backup in the case of multiple price check emergencies from any one of the 500 employees at each store. I also know that EVERY employee is cross-trained, just like the Navy Seals and Green Berets, in other specialties so anyone can do isle clean up duties, register duties, security duties, etc....

In addition these impressive capabilities, WALMART employees have even accomplished what no other highly trained elite force in history ever has: a super secret team of them flew, via chartered blacked out UPS cargo plane, to Heftners PLAYBOY paradise in a major coup and gave away thier "secrets" to the general public.

And I warn you gentlemen, the lady who greats you when you walk in the door is niether retarded or senile. Those people are the cream of the WALMART crop. Most of the store greaters are drawn from retured security teams with, in most cases over 50 years of experience walking the floors of WALMART. These people know every inch of thier territory and no tactic gets past them. They have the ears of a fox and the eyes of a hawk. And if you even try to run ,some of them are even equiped with hover round multiple hieght adjustable chairs with 2 inch thick crom racing wheels from KONIG and a Senile "force 7" turbo charged motor 3 whp motor. So please, if you assholes are gonna talk about "SAS" beign the best or "CAG" being the most experienced, why dont you do your F'ing research a little and talk about WALMARTS security forces before you start sounding lke a retarded little "I know it all" kid. I KNOW people who have served with WALMART in combat zones all across the United States. Im sorry but I think that qualifies me to talk about them. Hell, they dont even have a WALMART in Enlgand. That just proves US special forces are better so Argyll better no even try to make a comment in this forum. That idiot actually thinks the SAS are better!! heheh, if he only knew what I know.................. p-)

[DPGLAW]

Now that was ****ing funny... :D woot

[Ian H]

Walmart owns ASDA, which is a British supermarket chain. Argyll; unleash hell!

[obd]

Hey guys, I thought I should warn you: I got a call from WALMART executives only 20 seconds after making this post. They told me they were in the process of "recalling" (code word at WALMART for assasinations) all thier workers who posed for PLAYBOY because they were guilty of treason under Code 1, section 7, paragraph 3 of the "WALMART special security forces doctrine guidbook for Dummies" which stipulates that all WALMART employees, unless they be illegal immigrants, are subject to the terms of WALMARTS workers code, which states that they shall do nothing to damage the carefully crafted image of WALMART as a "protector of the community of illegal immigrants in America" and that they shall remain loyal to WALMART for the rest of thier natural born lives.

Many of these "secret agents" who exposed themselves to PLAYBOY have now given interviews to the public. WALMART feels that this trend was started by SAS members after the first Gulf War when they wrote 20 million books on one single bungled up mission....WALMART claims that the British SAS are the root cause of this "unheard of unporfessionalism among WALMARTS elite units and lower echelon employees, many of whom are bilengual". When the BBC questioned that statement and asked if any WALMART employees may have been former SAS men, the executives could only reply "Who Dares Wins".

I must warn anyone who posts a reply in this discussion forum that WALMART representatives are monitoring this website and will launch an "immediate counterattack" against anyone giving support to the "traitors". I am not sure what a WALMART counterattack involves as they work only with Delta force and Marine Force recond in tactical assault pattern training but you can rest assured that any attack will be followed by daily mailings of discount coupons to your residence and a massive upsurge in televized propaganda about price cuts........ Beware!!!

[Salty Dog]

i got news for you, WALMART was disbanded in 2003 for embezzlement, and for some obscene actions done while on deployment to the parking lot.

[Argyll]

They're coming for you obd...........you breached OPSEC !

[usa320]

I used to do security jobs before i started in retail. I did one gig for about a month at a Wilson Farms Convinience store that had been involved in an armed robbery twice, once involving the clerk being shot dead. Well with my luck the 3rd day on the job some guy comes in with mace and a knife...starts going tilt...so i pull the revolver out of the back room and tell the dude to get the **** out. He set off the mace (or perhaps pepper spray) then ran like hell...

The next day they fired me and said i was too threatening after they reviewed the security tapes. rofl

A year or so before that i had been working overnight at 7-11, and i had been robbed 3 times, once at knifepoint, so i hate these guys, and i for one wasnt going to put up with these asses.

Anyway, after that i went back into the grocery business, been doin that ever since. We have 3 security guards at our store...one doesnt do jack ****, the other two are okay. They dont have guns though, just hand cuffs and pepper spray- but the cameras are our most potent tool to catch shoplifters.

[Argyll]

The next day they fired me and said i was too threatening after they reviewed the security tapes

Maybe you just came out the toilet with your trousers at your ankles,**** in one hand and a .357 in the other.....?

[usa320]

no i was in the back watching the video camera.

in retrospect i shoulda pissed on the bloke though.

And i reckon they gun they gave us was a SW model 637 revolver. .38 if i recall correctly.

yeah, it was this gun:

http://www.davidsguns.com/Smith%20&%20Wesson/Standard%20Revolvers.jpg

[martinexsquaddie]

i'm so glad i live in a country where corner shops don't feel the need to issue staff with handguns :roll:

[budanski]

Wow. Thats truly amazing, obd. You've learned the art of paragraphs. ;)

[mack pl]

So, obd says SAS is not good like US SF, but Argyll, thinks SAS is the best in the world,hmmm. I think SAS is good, and US SF is good too.Its the same level of skills. Maybe SAS is better of some US SF units, maybe no. But of course US SF is something about 40 000 people, so SAS cannot be everywhere where are US SF. Maybe i dont talking strictly about subject, but i dont care. Some times ago they are talking about it, if i remember. Sorry for my english :)

[Haiw]

That's 40000 including support units, right? Not 40000 shooters...

[usa320]

i'm so glad i live in a country where corner shops don't feel the need to issue staff with handguns


I dont blame you. I did overnight cashiering and security at both 7-11 stores and Wilson farms, got robbed 3 times over the 2 years i worked for convinence stores... Only pulled the gun once... I wish having a pistol wasnt necessary, but when someone barges in with a 7" knife and a bottle of mace, i much rather shoot his ass then be stabbed to death.

Thankfully i didnt have to shoot him, but i would have if i had to.

[martinexsquaddie]

I think from what I've read the USA is a lot more violent than most of Europe then you factor in much easier access to fire arms.
UK fire arm banns would'nt work over there but maybe some sort of ammunition control? :lol:

[budanski]

I think from what I've read the USA is a lot more violent than most of Europe

With 2 world wars, a few territorial wars, countries competing for the empire to colonizing others, a few ethnic cleansings, etc..... I think you europeans got us beat. ;)

[martinexsquaddie]

we like to go for socalised mass violence :lol:
well you colonials perfer individulised acts of random violence rofl
put the IRA's acts of terror in someplace like florida and they would'nt actually raise the annual homicide rate by a percentage point and those wusses the baader meinhoff would be to scared to leave there hotel room :(

[budanski]

we like to go for socalised mass violence :lol:
well you colonials perfer individulised acts of random violence rofl
put the IRA's acts of terror in someplace like florida and they would'nt actually raise the annual homicide rate by a percentage point and those wusses the baader meinhoff would be to scared to leave there hotel room :(

Florida? Make sure its not Miami, the IRA would have to compete with the local drug cartels. Two words: Crockett and Tubbs. They ring a bell? ;)

http://www.sensesofcinema.com/images/19/miami.jpg


Back to your original post:


I think from what I've read the USA is a lot more violent than most of Europe then you factor in much easier access to fire arms.
UK fire arm banns would'nt work over there but maybe some sort of ammunition control? :lol:

You can put all sorts of gun laws, only law abiding citizens follow them. Criminals will always have access to firearms hence the label, criminal(s). They don't seem to follow laws all that well. Heres an example: (Armed) Robbers Take $3.2M From London Airport (http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/news/nation/7900906.htm)

[martinexsquaddie]

yes but nobody was shot.
its not really the professional armed robber I'm afraid of its the random domestic dispute with fire arms that tends to account for the majority of gun killings in the USand idiots knocking over 7 11

[mack pl]

I think is not 40 000 shoters, US SF is not only Green Berrets, Delta etc., but some PsyOps, Logistic etc, so it could be something about 40 000.

[UkrainianAmerican]

Funny ass post obd! rofl rofl rofl
Btw, most people VASTLY overestimate the US crime rate. Ive been to harlem at 1 am with 3 of my friends, a bit drunk. I was yelling YO! and trying to recite 50cent's lyurics. I came home in one piece. I think this should tell you everything you need to know about the supposed crime rate. :lol:

[11F5S]

Funny ass post obd! rofl rofl rofl
Btw, most people VASTLY overestimate the US crime rate. Ive been to harlem at 1 am with 3 of my friends, a bit drunk. I was yelling YO! and trying to recite 50cent's lyurics. I came home in one piece. I think this should tell you everything you need to know about the supposed crime rate. :lol:

It could also mean criminals choose to avoid idiots on the streets of Harlem.

[UkrainianAmerican]

Funny ass post obd! rofl rofl rofl
Btw, most people VASTLY overestimate the US crime rate. Ive been to harlem at 1 am with 3 of my friends, a bit drunk. I was yelling YO! and trying to recite 50cent's lyurics. I came home in one piece. I think this should tell you everything you need to know about the supposed crime rate. :lol:

It could also mean criminals choose to avoid idiots on the streets of Harlem. rofl rofl rofl

[obd]

haha, I think he is right Russian American.Any white dude (if your Russian I assume your most likely caucasion) running around spouting off 50 cent and yelling "yo yo yo" at people in the middle o the night in Herlem is more than likely going to get:

a: his head slpit open by a brick

b: his head plit open by a knife

c: he head split open by a 9mm

By the way, I was reading my first post and noticed BAD spelling errors. Just to be clear, I type all my posts at exactly 1 million words per minute but I do actually know how to spell.....example would be "chrome" and not crom and "decided" and not desided and other such mistakes. I was thinking as I read my post that I might be advised to seek a position at Walmart for my spelling (which woulda been funny) so I just thought I'd pre-empt.......hehehhe

[mack pl]

The most caucasion people in Russia are Chechens probably ;)

[UkrainianAmerican]

haha, I think he is right Russian American.Any white dude (if your Russian I assume your most likely caucasion) running around spouting off 50 cent and yelling "yo yo yo" at people in the middle o the night in Herlem is more than likely going to get:

a: his head slpit open by a brick

b: his head plit open by a knife

c: he head split open by a 9mm

By the way, I was reading my first post and noticed BAD spelling errors. Just to be clear, I type all my posts at exactly 1 million words per minute but I do actually know how to spell.....example would be "chrome" and not crom and "decided" and not desided and other such mistakes. I was thinking as I read my post that I might be advised to seek a position at Walmart for my spelling (which woulda been funny) so I just thought I'd pre-empt.......hehehhe
LOL, thats exactly my point. I look like a "nice Jewish Boy tm" and nothing happen

[Javehn]

I like to walk in the middle of the night , and to sing Slim Shady ! But there ain't no nigga that dissin me in da hood , you know what ay sayin ? Yo biaches ain't got nothin on me !!
B.T.W. : Wallamrt has a nice girls working there ...

[martinexsquaddie]

well who's going to argue if you have a merkava backing you up rofl

[UkrainianAmerican]

well who's going to argue if you have a merkava backing you up rofl
All i had was a screwdriver in an icetea plastic bottle to back ME up, hehe.

[Haiw]

Well to compare crime rates; would you dare to walk around all alone at any time at night in your country? I know I wouldn't in the US...

[martinexsquaddie]

well as my old platoon Sgt said always be a knife carrying sociopath because there quite rare and running into another one is unlikely :lol:

[obd]

are you kidding me. I run at night, mostly after 10:00 pm when its nice and cool (in February where I live its VERY cool hehe). I wouldnt feel safe doign that in London. Lets be honest here, there is no major city in this world that is "safe" for walking around alone after the midnight hours. Even the nicer cities like San Francisco and Boston and Raleigh and etc etc etc. arnt perfectly safe.

On another note there are cities which are particularly bad and London in one of them. When you look at crime numbers you have to take into account those numbers worked out per % of population and let me tell you, London aint a very safe place to be after dark. Just about every day on the BBC local there are reports of murders, robbery, rape, beatings of immigrants of various kinds etc etc etc

[Roger Rabbit]

I wish i lived somewhere violent. I have to put up with people being nice to each other, shops not getting robbed and i never get burgled.

[UkrainianAmerican]

Well to compare crime rates; would you dare to walk around all alone at any time at night in your country? I know I wouldn't in the US...
refer to my post.

[usa320]

c: he head split open by a 9mm


What i recall from my time in NYC is that the Glock 9mm was the weapon of choice for like 90% of gangsters and thugs.

[UkrainianAmerican]

c: he head split open by a 9mm


What i recall from my time in NYC is that the Glock 9mm was the weapon of choice for like 90% of gangsters and thugs.
Int the song "my BUDDY" 50cent raps about a glock.

[Cael]

Yeah sure it's safe to run at night where i'm at... if you're wearing a kevlar vest. At least those gangbangin bastards who jump those migrant workers and steal their money only do it at the day time.

I swear it's this city, 10 miles from here in Santa Cruz it's the total opposite. We got all those hippies down there who all can legally grow marijuana, and rich white kids playing sissy fight with each other.

(A little use of over exageration)

[Haiw]

Well to compare crime rates; would you dare to walk around all alone at any time at night in your country? I know I wouldn't in the US...
refer to my post.
That's 1 AM with 3 friends...I'm talking about like 3 AM all alone.

[UkrainianAmerican]

Well to compare crime rates; would you dare to walk around all alone at any time at night in your country? I know I wouldn't in the US...
refer to my post.
That's 1 AM with 3 friends...I'm talking about like 3 AM all alone.
I did that plenty of times (without the Harlem and the rapping part)