Movie quotes

[farmgirl]

Welcome to the movie quotes thread.....

this is NOT a thread to post your favorite quotes.... it's a thread in which you challenge the other members of the forum to name that quote.
(naturally those quotes can and should be favorites.... ) ;)

I'll let Hank start off.....

[Jack Mehoff]

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[Argyll]

Damn you Jack!!


Ok

"From the dawn of time we came ,moving silently among you"

Peace o' piss that one!

[farmgirl]

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very nice jack..... :) is that you rear center??

[hank]

Here we go - we'll start with a gimme

What exactly is a grit?

Guesses?

[Argyll]

My cousin Vinnie?

[farmgirl]

Here we go - we'll start with a gimme

What exactly is a grit?

Guesses?


I never said I'd be good at it! :) I can't be good at everything.

[California Joe]

True Grit.

[hank]

We have a winner! Jack, tell the scot what he has won!

Well, Bob, for our funny talking friend from across the pond we have an all expenses paid trip to .. . . . . . Iowa, that's right Iowa and he'll get there in a . . . . . new car, that's right its a **** green 1968 ford that just came over from Cuba and it still works. Congratulations, Argyll.

Try this one and then its somebody elses turn couse I gotta split.

When we get to the hospital ship we gonna get up with some nurses and we gonna get high lord!

Bonus points if you correctly identify the former job of the actor who speaks the line - I don't know his name so don't even try

[hank]

Oh no, Joe, I'm sorry the answer was Moop, yes Moop.

[EvanL]

Henry Thomas (Elliott): He's a man from outer space and we're taking him to his spaceship.
K.C. Martel (Greg): Well, can't he just beam up?
Henry Thomas (Elliott):This is REALITY, Greg.

[farmgirl]

True Grit.

well duh... I was going to say that, but it seemed a little obvious....

;)

[hank]

that sounds like that movie with Tim from Home Improvement and the name escapes me - I can't remember

[hank]

Galaxy quest

Do I win, Do I win? Well, do I?

[California Joe]

I don't envy you the headache you'll have when you awake. But in the meantime, rest well, and dream of large women.

A real movie quote.

[hank]

Ok guys was this a trick to get me to play by myself? Games like this are no fun if you have to play with yourself? Or are they?

hank

[farmgirl]

Galaxy quest

Do I win, Do I win? Well, do I?


Can I just say... that I suck at this game? You guys are really going to have to start quoting movies that I know!......

That said....

"I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically."

[hank]

See - no I have no idea on Farmgirl's or Joe's - Farmgirl's at least sounds familiar - but Joe's I got nothin

[hank]

We need a rule - if you post a wuote you have to stick in that thread for a while to field guesses - can I get a motion from committee?

[EvanL]

No im sorry the correct answer was E.T. The answer is E.T. the Extra Terrestrial. :lol:

[hank]

Princess Bride - also the best line ever - I am Inego Montoya, you killed my father - prepare to die.

Did I get it? What do I win.

By the way - did you see the thread where Inego Montoya went to Astan to fight the Taliban? I swear.

[California Joe]

Mine's actually from Princess Bride. Figured farmgirl would nail it. So to speak.

[hank]

That is BS - EvanLloyd cheated - Farmgirl?

[hank]

way ahead of you Joe - just had to think - and google search didn't hurt, cheater!

[farmgirl]

We need a rule - if you post a wuote you have to stick in that thread for a while to field guesses - can I get a motion from committee?


agreed..... anyone who posts a quote and leaves (before fielding guesses) will be beaten about the head and neck. So says the queen..... so say you all..... p-)

[farmgirl]

That is BS - EvanLloyd cheated - Farmgirl?


Were you guessing PB for mine? If so.... NOOOOOOO :)


give up????
thought Joe would get it....

[hank]

Second? Aye - done

NEW RULE

if you post you have to closely monitor the thread or be subject to taunting and possbily a vasectomy in extreme cases - Joe will do the honors

[California Joe]

HRH Buttercup

[farmgirl]

Second? Aye - done

NEW RULE

if you post you have to closely monitor the thread or be subject to taunting and possbily a vasectomy in extreme cases - Joe will do the honors

will the taunting be complete with the smacking of the head?

[hank]

I thin that is only fitting - don't you?

I'm a blank on buttercup and google gave me crap

[hank]

Buttercup = princess bride also?

I got a hit on imdb.com for that

[farmgirl]

I thin that is only fitting - don't you?

I'm a blank on buttercup and google gave me crap

of course.... in that case.... I'm in for taunting.... :D


ahhh where's Tane when we need him?

Clearly buttercup is from PB..... can't believe I missed your quote joe.... and that's from my favorite scene too....

"truly you have a dizzying intellect"

[hank]

Try this - this one is tough - but a hilarious and demented movie

Well, did you pack your bag before you locked yourself out

that is hard - but I'll throw in a partial quote that might give it away

You see, I haven't been with a man since I divorced my husband

Chew on it awhile

[farmgirl]

Buttercup = princess bride also?

I got a hit on imdb.com for that

That's cheating!!!!!

You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.

That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?

[hank]

Rules of engagement - arguing against a law student - aree you kidding - ask 2 sheds to tlee you how this deal goes - I never lose at argumetns . . . .

OK, i'll wuit looking at imdb farmgirl (walks away with head done and hands in pockets)

I still beat you even though I cheated

[ibstolidude]

Buttercup = princess bride also?

I got a hit on imdb.com for that

That's cheating!!!!!

You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.

That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?
Cpt California Joe Sparrow
Pirates of the C.

[farmgirl]

Try this - this one is tough - but a hilarious and demented movie

Well, did you pack your bag before you locked yourself out

that is hard - but I'll throw in a partial quote that might give it away

You see, I haven't been with a man since I divorced my husband

Chew on it awhile


no clue.... but I'll mull it over.... (without cheating!) :)

[farmgirl]

Buttercup = princess bride also?

I got a hit on imdb.com for that

That's cheating!!!!!

You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.

That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?
Cpt California Joe Sparrow
Pirates of the C.


We have a winner ladies and gentlemen.... !!!!! woot woot I love that line....

[hank]

I gotta go - talk to you folks next week - I'll answer the husband wuote on Monday - til then - keep it real

[California Joe]

"but where's the RUM"

[ibstolidude]

Buttercup = princess bride also?

I got a hit on imdb.com for that

That's cheating!!!!!

You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.

That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?
Cpt California Joe Sparrow
Pirates of the C.


We have a winner ladies and gentlemen.... !!!!! woot woot I love that line....
I'm not much of 21 Jump Street fan...
But that was an excellant movie and JD played it very well.

[farmgirl]

"but where's the RUM"


duh.... Pirates of the C.... very funny scene :D

[farmgirl]

Rules of engagement - arguing against a law student - aree you kidding - ask 2 sheds to tlee you how this deal goes - I never lose at argumetns . . . .

OK, i'll wuit looking at imdb farmgirl (walks away with head done and hands in pockets)

I still beat you even though I cheated


Have a great weekend.... treat Mrs. Hank will a lot of TLC.... :)

[farmgirl]

Hey, look. "Esc-ah-pay". Hey, it's spelled just like escape.

[Trigger]

OK, Hank's quote about the hospital ship on page 1:
Movie: Platoon
Bonus: Actor speaking the line: Corey Glover
Bonus Bonus: Former job of Corey Glover: Lead vocalist of 'Living Color'
"...Iiiiii'm the cult of personality..."

No I didn't cheat.


Argyll's:
Not sure, but it sounds like...X-Men?

[California Joe]

Could you be more gay?

[Trigger]

Finding Nemo, Farmgirl

[farmgirl]

Damn you Jack!!


Ok

"From the dawn of time we came ,moving silently among you"

Peace o' piss that one!

ya can hardly be beatin' a movie starring Sean Connery...... ;)
"There can be only one"
____________________

I've been alive for four and a half centuries, and I cannot die.

Well, everyone has got their problems

[Hman123]

Ok here we go what movie is this quote from
"I am reality"

[NcDeuce]

Stout and Vanderleur are discussing how to get the Bailey bridge through townlooks at the crowd of Dutch civilians

Col. Robert Stout: No sweat. I got a back way staked out that will avoid all this. American ingenuity.
Col. Joe. Vanderleur: Really?
Col. Robert Stout: Actually, I was born in Yugoslavia, but what the hell.


Corporal *******: Sir.
Offers mug of tea.

Major General Urquhart: *******. I've got lunatics laughing at me from the woods. My original plan has been scuppered now that the jeeps haven't arrived. My communications are completely broken down. Do you really believe any of that can be helped by a cup of tea?
Corporal *******: Couldn't hurt, sir.

Urquhart accepts his mug of tea

[Trigger]

Hman:
Platoon

[farmgirl]

OK, Hank's quote about the hospital ship on page 1:
Movie: Platoon
Bonus: Actor speaking the line: Corey Glover
Bonus Bonus: Former job of Corey Glover: Lead vocalist of 'Living Color'
"...Iiiiii'm the cult of personality..."

No I didn't cheat.


Argyll's:
Not sure, but it sounds like...X-Men?


nicely done trigger.... I'm going to assume you are right... and yes mine was Finding Nemo... (not too difficult... I know)

I'm pretty sure Argyll's is from Highlander

[Hman123]

Good job Trigger i wish i could remeber what he said right before that though.

[Trigger]

duuuh.
Argyll=Highlander
I should've known.

[Trigger]

Hman123:
It was something like:
"You guys smoke this sh*t to escape reality....Me, I am reality"

[farmgirl]

duuuh.
Argyll=Highlander
I should've known.

It took me awhile to think of it.... I love that movie... even though it's kind of cheesy... but I haven't watched it in years. I have it on VHS tape though... might have to dig it out. :)

[Trigger]

Here's one:

"Mr. McKitrick, after careful consideration I've come to the conclusion that your new defense system sucks"

"I don't have to take that from you, you pig-eyed sack of sh*t!"

[farmgirl]

new quote....


You know the hardest thing about being smart?

No.


I always pretty much know what's gonna happen next. There's no suspense.

[SeaMonkSec8]

I don't envy you the headache you'll have when you awake. But in the meantime, rest well, and dream of large women.

A real movie quote.

Princess Bride...

"We were somewhere outside of Barstow..on the edge of the dessert...when the drugs began to take hold"

[SeaMonkSec8]

oops...didn't go to the news page....oh well..

[usa320]

"As the good reverend would say...why we on this particular mission, well never know...but i do know...here today...that the black nights shall emerge victorious once again..."

This one should be rather easy.

[James]

Stout and Vanderleur are discussing how to get the Bailey bridge through townlooks at the crowd of Dutch civilians

Col. Robert Stout: No sweat. I got a back way staked out that will avoid all this. American ingenuity.
Col. Joe. Vanderleur: Really?
Col. Robert Stout: Actually, I was born in Yugoslavia, but what the hell.


Corporal *******: Sir.
Offers mug of tea.

Major General Urquhart: *******. I've got lunatics laughing at me from the woods. My original plan has been scuppered now that the jeeps haven't arrived. My communications are completely broken down. Do you really believe any of that can be helped by a cup of tea?
Corporal *******: Couldn't hurt, sir.

Urquhart accepts his mug of tea

A couple of different scenes from "A Bridge Too Far".

Col. Stout was played by Elliot Gould, and MG Urquhart was played by non other than Sean Connery.

[James]

"I see dead people."













rofl

[Jack Mehoff]

"Yippee Kay Ya Mother ****er"

~John McClane

[farmgirl]

"I see dead people."


Sixth Sense












rofl

[farmgirl]

"Yippee Kay Ya Mother f***"

~John McClane


Die Hard

[farmgirl]

here you go....
not exaclty a classic but funny..... :)


Sell my guitars? Would you tell Piccasso to sell his guitars?

[Argyll]

"As the good reverend would say...why we on this particular mission, well never know...but i do know...here today...that the black nights shall emerge victorious once again..."

This one should be rather easy.


Harry Connick Jr............Independance Day!


I told you mine was easy farmgirl! ;)


Next quote

"He Pulls a knife,you pull a gun........"

[gaz]

The Untouchables with Sean Connery as Chicagos only Irish cop who speaks with a Scottish accent.

Next up - "They say the f**kin' smog is the f**kin' reason you have such beautiful f**kin' sunsets."

[NcDeuce]

Stout and Vanderleur are discussing how to get the Bailey bridge through townlooks at the crowd of Dutch civilians

Col. Robert Stout: No sweat. I got a back way staked out that will avoid all this. American ingenuity.
Col. Joe. Vanderleur: Really?
Col. Robert Stout: Actually, I was born in Yugoslavia, but what the hell.


Corporal *******: Sir.
Offers mug of tea.

Major General Urquhart: *******. I've got lunatics laughing at me from the woods. My original plan has been scuppered now that the jeeps haven't arrived. My communications are completely broken down. Do you really believe any of that can be helped by a cup of tea?
Corporal *******: Couldn't hurt, sir.

Urquhart accepts his mug of tea

A couple of different scenes from "A Bridge Too Far".

Col. Stout was played by Elliot Gould, and MG Urquhart was played by non other than Sean Connery.

^ Word

Fun movie. Gene Hackman as the Polish commander, good stuff.

[Gringo]

Stout and Vanderleur are discussing how to get the Bailey bridge through townlooks at the crowd of Dutch civilians

Col. Robert Stout: No sweat. I got a back way staked out that will avoid all this. American ingenuity.
Col. Joe. Vanderleur: Really?
Col. Robert Stout: Actually, I was born in Yugoslavia, but what the hell.


Corporal *******: Sir.
Offers mug of tea.

Major General Urquhart: *******. I've got lunatics laughing at me from the woods. My original plan has been scuppered now that the jeeps haven't arrived. My communications are completely broken down. Do you really believe any of that can be helped by a cup of tea?
Corporal *******: Couldn't hurt, sir.

Urquhart accepts his mug of tea

A couple of different scenes from "A Bridge Too Far".

Col. Stout was played by Elliot Gould, and MG Urquhart was played by non other than Sean Connery.

^ Word

Fun movie. Gene Hackman as the Polish commander, good stuff.

I think I might be starting to like u americans again ;)

[Falco]

"Dude, where's my car?"

[California Joe]

Newsflash ScreamingWeasel, we Americans like every f*cking thing Sean Connery is in.

[Haiw]

keep it real
Weird nobody got that one yet... Ali-G

[seventy6er]

I love you honey-bunny


They don't call it a quarterpounder with cheese?"

[Trigger]

^Pulp Fiction....Word.


...and speaking of the great Sean Connery, here's one:
"Be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don't react well to bullets..."

[Haiw]

Okay I'll throw in a few easy ones so CJ can score a few... :P

"Shall we shag now, or shag later?"

"A lot's happened since you were frozen, the cold war's over!"
"Well, finally those capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes hey comrades hey!"
"Austin...we won..."
"Oh groovy, smashing, yay capitalism!"

"I heard you, like, ran into these things before."
"That's right."
"Wow, man. So, like, what did you do?"
"I died."

"What's the color of the boathouse at Hereford?"

"...and the fact that you've got REPLICA written down the side of your gun...and the fact that I've got Desert Eagle point five oh written on the side of mine."

"He got me invested in some kinda fruit company."

"A few hours later a little 12-year-old girl comes into my office, armed to the teeth, with a firm intention of sending me straight to the morgue."

[California Joe]

Austin Powers and Ronin and some other ****e.

To quote Duke Nukem: " I ain't got time to play with myself"

Battleground just came on......

[Trigger]

Austin Powers
Ronin
Snatch
Forrest Gump

Other two, I have no idea.

[Hman123]

Heres another one

"So say goodnight to the bad guy. Because this is the last time you gonna see a bad guy like this, let me tell ya."

[Haiw]

That one's easy; Scarface.

[Seoulstriker]

"If there was ever a woman I would have married, it would have been her." -Samwise Gamgee

:(

[Apogee]

"Ah-ah, I know what you're thinking punk. You're thinking did he fire six shots or only five? And to tell you the truth I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question--Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk! "

Munch on that one. If you don't get it, beat your face.

[Hman123]

I think thats Clint Eastwood but im not sure what movie.

[California Joe]

Um yeah. Dirty Harry maybe? Jeez. Any American male that doesn't know that should **** punch himself.

[Haiw]

Still two quotes in my post that need guessing... :P

[Uncle Sam]

"We're on a mission from god"

[California Joe]

Blues Brothers.

[Uncle Sam]

Blues Brothers.

Way too easy...

[Seoulstriker]

:"I've been waiting for you, O Big One. We meet at last. The circle is now complete. Now, I AM THE MASTER!"
:"ONLY THE MASTER OF EVIL, SADDAM!"

[Uncle Sam]

1) "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver, with some fava beans and a nice chianti...."

2) "Now remember, things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. 'Cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is."

[Haiw]

First one is from one of the movies with our Hannibal Lecter. Don't know about the second one.

[California Joe]

Silence of the Lambs and Josey Wales.

[NcDeuce]

Steve: This is great I never win at checkers.
Mike: Well, it's kinda easy to win when you NEVER MOVE YOUR BACK ROW!


Mike Donnelly: What the hell was that?
Steve: A chunk in the road or something.
Mike Donnelly: I just chunked in my pants

Steve comes back sprayed with a fire extinguisher

Mike: Whoa, what happened to you? Did you fall into some mud or something?
Steve: Yeah, I did. And now I'm gonna be famous because I'm the only one in the world who knows where you can find *white* mud.

The roof has blown off the house and it begins to hail all over Mike who is in the top bunk

Steve: Hey Mike, 'I got dibs on top' Ha ha.
Mike: Shut up!
Steve: Ha ha ha ha ha.
Mike: Why don't you shut up?
Steve: Heh heh, 'Hello Washington'. Ha ha ha.
Mike: SHUT UP!

[Ratamacue]

Black Sheep.

Chris Farley was the man.

[SOG]

Okay I'll throw in a few easy ones so CJ can score a few... :P


"I heard you, like, ran into these things before."
"That's right."
"Wow, man. So, like, what did you do?"
"I died."

"...and the fact that you've got REPLICA written down the side of your gun...and the fact that I've got Desert Eagle point five oh written on the side of mine."

"A few hours later a little 12-year-old girl comes into my office, armed to the teeth, with a firm intention of sending me straight to the morgue."

alien 4? one of the alien movies? i swear ripley said that.....

snatch, fun movie.

my fav movie ever, Leon or the pussy version aka the professional. no women no children.

[SOG]

hmmm how bout:

We come from France!

Wow! My Mom's the only other woman I know who can eat a sub like that!

If I did not fear incarceration of human authority figures I bring pressure to your blunt skull and cause it to collapse!
________
Are you quitting on me?! Well, are you?! Then quit, you slimy ****ing walrus-looking piece of ****! Get the **** off of my obstacle! Get the **** down off of my obstacle! Now! Move it! I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-****s every cannibal on the Congo!
________
Are you the Keymaster?
Yes! Actually I'm a friend of his, he asked me to meet him here.
________
The government reaches inside your shirt and squeezes until your tit turns purple.
________
and of course what would the evening be without the governator? 3 different movies.

stick around.

cool off.

ill be back.

[Vance]

Okay SOG, your avatar freaks me out. What the **** is that?

[NcDeuce]

A really ugly dog. :(

Some people, especially girls, find them cute.

Damn pugs and bulldogs. :fork:

[mocking_loudly_died]

Haven't been reading all of this thread - apologies in advance if this has been featured:


I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

[Ian H]

"I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically."


Hmmm, I think Pirates of the Caribbean.

[James]

"Do you expect me to talk?"

"No, Mr. ****, I expect you to die!"

[mocking_loudly_died]

"Do you expect me to talk?"

"No, Mr. ****, I expect you to die!"

Gold Finger.

[James]

"Do you expect me to talk?"

"No, Mr. ****, I expect you to die!"

Gold Finger.

Ch-ching, ch-ching, ch-chingchingching!

That was too easy. How about this one.

"This .... better be worth something. He better go home and cure cancer or invent a longer lasting lightbulb."

[mocking_loudly_died]

"Do you expect me to talk?"

"No, Mr. ****, I expect you to die!"

Gold Finger.

Ch-ching, ch-ching, ch-chingchingching!

That was too easy. How about this one.

"This .... better be worth something. He better go home and cure cancer or invent a longer lasting lightbulb."

Saving private ryan.

[James]

Damn you.

[farmgirl]

Haven't been reading all of this thread - apologies in advance if this has been featured:


I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Monty Python and the Holy Grail....

a classic

[farmgirl]

"I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically."


Hmmm, I think Pirates of the Caribbean.

you got it.... ;)

[Ian H]

I got one:

"We're all gonna be like three little fonzies here"

Have fun, and if it encourages you to watch the film its from, so much the better.

[James]

Jules, as played by Sam Jackson, in "Pulp Fiction".

[James]

"Truth is I thought it mattered, I thought that music mattered, but does it? Bollocks, not compared to our people matter."

[Ratamacue]

1: You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh... sh... sh... ships.
2: I got to buy you a proverb book or something, because this mix 'n' match ****'s gotta go.
1: What?
3: Well, a penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn't it?
4: And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.


1: You know what we need? Some rope.
2: What are you, insane?
1: No, I'm serious. Charlie Bronson's always got a rope. In the movies, they've always got rope and they always end up using it.
2: That's stupid. Name one ****ing thing you're gonna need a rope for.
1: It's not what they need it for, they just always need it.
2: What's this "they" ****? This isn't a movie.
[2 picks up a huge commando knife]
1: Oh, is that right, Rambo?
2: All right, get your stupid f*cking rope!

[mocking_loudly_died]

"Truth is I thought it mattered, I thought that music mattered, but does it? Bollocks, not compared to our people matter."

Brassed Off.

I love shutting down coal mines.

[James]

Damn you once, twice, thrice! I can't win!

[James]

"Where's the rescue squad?"

"We're it."

This is from far and away the most popular movie amongst members of this forum. I consider it a gimme.

[NcDeuce]

"Little Girl: Wow! It's a scooner!

William Black: Ha ha ha ha! You dumb bastard! It's not a scooner...it's a Sailboat!

Little Boy: A scooner IS a sailboat Stupid Head!

William Black: Well ya know what! There is NO Easter Bunny!! Over there? That's just a guy in a suit"

[SOG]

Okay SOG, your avatar freaks me out. What the f*** is that?

english bull dog. some pic i found of one. love the dogs, they are very cool and my ****ty allergies can handle petting them which is cool because my allergies usually flair up around any animals.

[Gringo]

Newsflash ScreamingWeasel, we Americans like every f*cking thing Sean Connery is in.

The name calling was uncalled for! :fork:

[Ghostwolf]

"Where's the rescue squad?"

"We're it."

This is from far and away the most popular movie amongst members of this forum. I consider it a gimme.

Black Hawk Down, I think.

[PsihoKeke]

_______
Are you quitting on me?! Well, are you?! Then quit, you slimy f*** walrus-looking piece of ****! Get the f*** off of my obstacle! Get the f*** down off of my obstacle! Now! Move it! I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-****s every cannibal on the Congo!
________



Full Metal Jacket

[Apogee]

Okay I'll throw in a few easy ones so CJ can score a few... :P


"I heard you, like, ran into these things before."
"That's right."
"Wow, man. So, like, what did you do?"
"I died."

"...and the fact that you've got REPLICA written down the side of your gun...and the fact that I've got Desert Eagle point five oh written on the side of mine."

"A few hours later a little 12-year-old girl comes into my office, armed to the teeth, with a firm intention of sending me straight to the morgue."

alien 4? one of the alien movies? i swear ripley said that.....

snatch, fun movie.

my fav movie ever, Leon or the pussy version aka the professional. no women no children.

Leon: The Professional. That really was a great movie

[hank]

Trigger - nice work - you got the quote and all the details and even knew the guy's name. I am impressed. Fortunatley for me and unfortunatley for you your prize is a weekend of taking care of my pregnant wife!

Just kidding.

My stupid quite about the husband was from Royal Tenenbaums - obscure to be sure.

hank

[bison]

how 'bout this one: "were on a mission from god."

[Seoulstriker]

how 'bout this one: "were on a mission from god."

i haven't seen that movie, but i know that it's from Blues Brothers because someone already posted it!!! :P

[California Joe]

Jean Reno is the heat in the Professional.

[Kenshin]

I bet everybody will know where is this from>>

"Brush your teeth in a rapid, vertical motion. That's up and down for all you rebels.
"

"We're Airborne. We don't start fights, we *finish* 'em!"

"We've been up on that hill ten times, and they still don't think we're serious"

"It don't mean nothing, man. Not a thing"

[California Joe]

Hamburger Hill.

[Kenshin]

OK.. As i have said.. thats pretty easy...

but heres a bit new that the last..


1st person> Tell me how he died...
responce:I will tell you how he lived.

--------

1st person > Mr. Graham. Tell this man to fire at me.
Graham > Pardon?
1st person > Tell this man that if he does not shoot me, I will kill him.


---------

Captain: Did you hear my order?
responce: > Aye, I did.
Captain: Then you will obey it.
responce: > No offense Captain, but shove it up your arse

[Apogee]

heres a good one for you skiing types

"Skiing's the easy part"

and

"Yeah, but they're not from Detroit"

[Argyll]

OK.. As i have said.. thats pretty easy...

but heres a bit new that the last..


1st person> Tell me how he died...
responce:I will tell you how he lived.

--------

1st person > Mr. Graham. Tell this man to fire at me.
Graham > Pardon?
1st person > Tell this man that if he does not shoot me, I will kill him.


---------

Captain: Did you hear my order?
responce: > Aye, I did.
Captain: Then you will obey it.
responce: > No offense Captain, but shove it up your arse



The last Samurai!

[IDFM203]

"I’m Shomar f*cking Shabbos"

(The younger dudes in here should get this one ;) )

[Vance]

Shabatt-Shalom mothaf*cka!!!

[IDFM203]

Shabatt-Shalom mothaf*cka!!!I don’t think that’s from the same movie that I am talking about.

What movie is your line from?

[Vance]

The Hebrew Hammer :D

[IDFM203]

The Hebrew Hammer :Doh I never saw that....(I heard about it though) was it any good??

My movie quote was from somewhere else....can any one guess it?

(I gave a good hint of it in bold ;) )

[Vance]

Yes, very good, very funny :) The funniest part is where he kicks the crap out of some Neo-Nazis

[Haiw]

Okay I'll throw in a few easy ones so CJ can score a few... :P


"I heard you, like, ran into these things before."
"That's right."
"Wow, man. So, like, what did you do?"
"I died."

"...and the fact that you've got REPLICA written down the side of your gun...and the fact that I've got Desert Eagle point five oh written on the side of mine."

"A few hours later a little 12-year-old girl comes into my office, armed to the teeth, with a firm intention of sending me straight to the morgue."

alien 4? one of the alien movies? i swear ripley said that.....

snatch, fun movie.

my fav movie ever, Leon or the pussy version aka the professional. no women no children.
Yup, you got the last two... Alien Resurrection (the 4th movie) and Leon...

[Seoulstriker]

"Good evening Prime Minister Tojo, friends, and our millions of illegal aliens. I remember it wasn't too long ago that I was strafing your villages, but now I'm here begging you not to make such good cars!"

[Argyll]

Was this the movie with Michel Keaton?

[Seoulstriker]

Was this the movie with Michel Keaton?

are you talking to me?

[Haiw]

Was this the movie with Michel Keaton?

are you talking to me?
Taxi driver, Robert de Niro said that...

;)

[James]

"****, I am your father."

"Nooooo!"

[James]

"Are we in trouble?"

"Oh yeah. Big trouble."

[Haiw]

"****, I am your father."

"Nooooo!"
Cool Hand Luke? ;)

[Seoulstriker]

Was this the movie with Michel Keaton?

are you talking to me?
Taxi driver, Robert de Niro said that...

;)

rofl

i was actually asking him whether he was talking to me. :hug: :D

[Haiw]

I know, I'm just a lameass like that. :P

[IDFM203]

"I’m Shomar f*cking Shabbos"

(The younger dudes in here should get this one ;) )Ok I guess my above movie quote is unknown to everyone.

I take it no one here saw or is any big fan of the movie called The Big Lebowski (http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0118715/)

[farmgirl]

"I’m Shomar f*cking Shabbos"

(The younger dudes in here should get this one ;) )Ok I guess my above movie quote is unknown to everyone.

I take it no one here saw or is any big fan of the movie called The Big Lebowski (http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0118715/)


I thought that movie was pretty funny, but it's been a long time since I've seen it. I was clueless on the quote.... :)

[Ratamacue]

"Are we in trouble?"

"Oh yeah. Big trouble."

Super Troopers. :)

[IDFM203]

"I’m Shomar f*cking Shabbos"

(The younger dudes in here should get this one ;) )Ok I guess my above movie quote is unknown to everyone.

I take it no one here saw or is any big fan of the movie called The Big Lebowski (http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0118715/)


I thought that movie was pretty funny, but it's been a long time since I've seen it. I was clueless on the quote.... :)Well I tried to help out with that dude reference ;)

Yeah it was a funny movie.

P.S. nice to finally "meet" one of the few women in here who are actually crazy enough to post In this forum p-)

[farmgirl]

"I’m Shomar f*cking Shabbos"

(The younger dudes in here should get this one ;) )Ok I guess my above movie quote is unknown to everyone.

I take it no one here saw or is any big fan of the movie called The Big Lebowski (http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0118715/)


I thought that movie was pretty funny, but it's been a long time since I've seen it. I was clueless on the quote.... :)Well I tried to help out with that dude reference ;)

Yeah it was a funny movie.

P.S. nice to finally "meet" one of the few women in here who are actually crazy enough to post In this forum p-)


nice to "meet" you too. :hug:

[Jack Mehoff]

"bu cu for 1 dollar"

[IDFM203]

"I’m Shomar f*cking Shabbos"

(The younger dudes in here should get this one ;) )Ok I guess my above movie quote is unknown to everyone.

I take it no one here saw or is any big fan of the movie called The Big Lebowski (http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0118715/)


I thought that movie was pretty funny, but it's been a long time since I've seen it. I was clueless on the quote.... :)Well I tried to help out with that dude reference ;)

Yeah it was a funny movie.

P.S. nice to finally "meet" one of the few women in here who are actually crazy enough to post In this forum p-)


nice to "meet" you too. :hug:wow I get the :hug: this must be making California Joe a bit nervous now ;) :D

P.S. just curious, how far are you from that ultra orthodox Jewish community that I read is living somewhere in your state

Shalom :hug:

[farmgirl]

"I’m Shomar f*cking Shabbos"

(The younger dudes in here should get this one ;) )Ok I guess my above movie quote is unknown to everyone.

I take it no one here saw or is any big fan of the movie called The Big Lebowski (http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0118715/)


I thought that movie was pretty funny, but it's been a long time since I've seen it. I was clueless on the quote.... :)Well I tried to help out with that dude reference ;)

Yeah it was a funny movie.

P.S. nice to finally "meet" one of the few women in here who are actually crazy enough to post In this forum p-)


nice to "meet" you too. :hug:wow I get the :hug: this must be making California Joe a bit nervous now ;) :D

P.S. just curious, how far are you from that ultra orthodox Jewish community that I read is living somewhere in your state

Shalom :hug:

Yeah.... be careful... he's a little territorial.... ;)

I'm not sure about the orthodox Jewish community. Do you know the name of the town?

[Jack Mehoff]

Where's my :hug: ?

[farmgirl]

Where's my :hug: ?


Here you go jack..... :hug: :hug: :hug:

How come you left as soon as you ate all my food???? :(

[California Joe]

"Hi Honey I'm home......"

Huh?

*loading pistols*

[farmgirl]

"Hi Honey I'm home......"

Huh?

*loading pistols*


uh joe.... didn't expect you till tomorrow.... it's not what it looks like..... really! :petting:

[IDFM203]

"I’m Shomar f*cking Shabbos"

(The younger dudes in here should get this one ;) )Ok I guess my above movie quote is unknown to everyone.

I take it no one here saw or is any big fan of the movie called The Big Lebowski (http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0118715/)


I thought that movie was pretty funny, but it's been a long time since I've seen it. I was clueless on the quote.... :)Well I tried to help out with that dude reference ;)

Yeah it was a funny movie.

P.S. nice to finally "meet" one of the few women in here who are actually crazy enough to post In this forum p-)


nice to "meet" you too. :hug:wow I get the :hug: this must be making California Joe a bit nervous now ;) :D

P.S. just curious, how far are you from that ultra orthodox Jewish community that I read is living somewhere in your state

Shalom :hug:

Yeah.... be careful... he's a little territorial.... ;)

I'm not sure about the orthodox Jewish community. Do you know the name of the town? no sorry I don’t know the name

I simply read that there was this orthodox farm set up for kosher meat production and then a community started up with it right in middle of Iowa and it just seemed like a crazy culture clash (not in a bad way, just simply both are a bit different) and I was just curious if you had seen this first hand………..I guess not.

As for Joe, I guess he is a bit territorial, but looking at his avatar and then looking at mine, I am not that worried about it ;) (Don’t get me wrong, Clint Eastwood was the man….however the key word is was p-) )

P.S. In response to joe loading his pistol. *loading a grenade into m203*

[California Joe]

p-)

[SOG]

_______
Are you quitting on me?! Well, are you?! Then quit, you slimy f*** walrus-looking piece of ****! Get the f*** off of my obstacle! Get the f*** down off of my obstacle! Now! Move it! I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-****s every cannibal on the Congo!
________



Full Metal Jacket

oi, that is correct sir, thought someone specially here would gets it.

[Jack Mehoff]

Where's my :hug: ?


Here you go jack..... :hug: :hug: :hug:

How come you left as soon as you ate all my food???? :(

It didn't taste that good

[James]

"I'll trade you some ARVN rifles. Never fired, and only dropped once."

[PsihoKeke]

Some mother****ers always try to iceskate uphill.

[Roger Rabbit]

James-Full Metal Jacket

[Uncle Sam]

Here's one for ya...

"...Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. Men, all this stuff you've heard about America not wanting to fight - wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of horse dung. Americans traditionally love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, big league ball players, the toughest boxers. Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Americans play to win all the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost and never will lose a war, because the very thought of losing is hateful to Americans. Now, an army is a team - it lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap... Now, we have the finest food and equipment, the best spirit, and the best men in the world. You know, by god, I actually pity those poor bastards we're goin' up against. By god, I do. We're not just gonna shoot the bastard, we're going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We're going to murder those lousy Hun bastards by the bushel. Now, some of you boys, I know, are wondering whether or not you'll chicken out under fire. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you will all do your duty. The Nazis are the enemy. Wade into them, spill their blood, shoot them in the belly. When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do. Now there's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any messages saying that we are holding our position. We're not holding anything. Let the Hun do that. We are advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose and we're gonna kick him in the ass. We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time and we're gonna go through him like crap through a goose. Now, there's one thing that you men will be able to say when you get back home, and you may thank god for it. Thirty years from now when you're sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee, and he asks you: 'What did you do in the Great World War II?', you won't have to say: 'Well, I shoveled s--t in Louisiana.' All right, now you sons-of-bitches, you know how I feel and I will be proud to lead you wonderful guys into battle anytime, anywhere. That's all."

[Uncle Sam]

"This is my BOOM stick..."

and

"...Gimme some sugar, baby..."

From one of the best movies of all time...

[Uncle Sam]

No cheating...

1)"Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal!"

2)"I always feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out!"

3)"On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero."

4)"You can't respect somebody who kisses your ass."

[Roger Rabbit]

Ripcord- the really long quote was General Patton right?

[Ian H]

1)"Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal!"



This puts me in mind of Shanghai Noon

[bison]

i thought #1 was from aliens

[Uncle Sam]

i thought #1 was from aliens

*Correct ! *

[Uncle Sam]

Ripcord- the really long quote was General Patton right?

*Well, from the movie "Patton", yes you are correct*

*Hands over the shiny quarter*

[Royal]

"You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. For me it's a full-time job. Now behave yourself"

[Uncle Sam]

"You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. For me it's a full-time job. Now behave yourself"

Get Carter...One of my M. Caine faves.

[Royal]

Yep.

[California Joe]

"This is my BOOM stick..."

and

"...Gimme some sugar, baby..."

From one of the best movies of all time...

Evil Dead. Awesome movie.

[Uncle Sam]

"This is my BOOM stick..."

and

"...Gimme some sugar, baby..."

From one of the best movies of all time...

Evil Dead. Awesome movie.

aka Army of Darkness... ;) "Shop smart. Shop S-Mart."

[California Joe]

I meant to say that....it's been a while ;)

[He219]

"The white run out - only the yellow remains"

:D

[NcDeuce]

"Little Girl: Wow! It's a scooner!

William Black: Ha ha ha ha! You dumb bastard! It's not a scooner...it's a Sailboat!

Little Boy: A scooner IS a sailboat Stupid Head!

William Black: Well ya know what! There is NO Easter Bunny!! Over there? That's just a guy in a suit"

[Rantanplan]

Thats from Mallrats, right?

[NcDeuce]

^ Word

[Rantanplan]

Ok, lets see.

"That weapon will replace your tongue. You will learn to speak through it. And your poetry will now be written with blood."

[Vance]

One of my favorite monolouges :D

''Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have more responsibility here than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. I know deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you don't want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then question the manner in which I provide it. I prefer you said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand to post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.''

[hank]

Nice - A few good men - you can't handle the truth.

You're goddamned right i ordered the code red.

hank

[Trigger]

OK, a classic from the 80's:

"Chicks cannot hold de smoke, dat's what it is"

"Could you describe the ruckus sir?"

[James]

"I don't know karate, but I know crazy, and I will use it!"

[Uncle Sam]

OK, a classic from the 80's:

"Chicks cannot hold de smoke, dat's what it is"

"Could you describe the ruckus sir?"

The first one is from wierd science

The second...Maybe, Breakfast Club??

My favorite line from that movie (Breakfast Club) is : "Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"

[Trigger]

Actually they're both from 'The Breakfast Club'
Good goin' Rip..uh, Uncle...er...YOU OVER THERE! :D

[Uncle Sam]

Actually they're both from 'The Breakfast Club'
Good goin' Rip..uh, Uncle...er...YOU OVER THERE! :D

Oh yeah..."You over there", will work

[Seoulstriker]

I will kill you till you die, you yankee bastard infidel!

[Uncle Sam]

"Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time !"

and

"I fart in your general direction !"

[Trigger]

"We are the Knights who say: Ni!"

[Uncle Sam]

"We are the Knights who say: Ni!"

Then you know...huh?

[Trigger]

LAUNCELOT:
Have we got bows?
ARTHUR:
No.
LAUNCELOT:
We have the Holy Hand Grenade.
ARTHUR:
Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him. Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
MONKS: [chanting]
Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.

ARTHUR:
How does it, um-- how does it work?
LAUNCELOT:
I know not, my liege.
ARTHUR:
Consult the Book of Armaments!
BROTHER MAYNARD:
Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.
SECOND BROTHER:
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.'
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
MAYNARD:
Skip a bit, Brother.
SECOND BROTHER:
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
MAYNARD:
Amen.
KNIGHTS:
Amen.
ARTHUR:
Right!
One!... Two!... Five!
GALAHAD:
Three, sir!
ARTHUR:
Three!

[farmgirl]

"We are the Knights who say: Ni!"

Then you know...huh?


Who are you so wise in the ways of science?

[Uncle Sam]

"We are the Knights who say: Ni!"

Then you know...huh?


Who are you so wise in the ways of science?

Science is my best subject...I guess...

[farmgirl]

one of my favorite scenes from that movie.....




King Arthur: Old woman.
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".
Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis".
King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?
King Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
King Arthur: Well I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dennis: Come see the violence inherit in the system. Help, help, I'm being repressed.

[Uncle Sam]

one of my favorite scenes from that movie.....




King Arthur: Old woman.
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".
Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis".
King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?
King Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
King Arthur: Well I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dennis: Come see the violence inherit in the system. Help, help, I'm being repressed.



I like the entire movie...such a classic ! :lol:

[California Joe]

Straighten out your name F*cknuckle. Jesus, are you Elizabeth Taylor or some ****?

[Uncle Sam]

Straighten out your name F*cknuckle. Jesus, are you Elizabeth Taylor or some ****?

:lol:

Change is good old man !

[farmgirl]

one of my favorite scenes from that movie.....




King Arthur: Old woman.
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".
Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis".
King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?
King Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
King Arthur: Well I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dennis: Come see the violence inherit in the system. Help, help, I'm being repressed.



I like the entire movie...such a classic ! :lol:


no doubt.... I just bought it on DVD. I already had it on VHS. I show scenes in class when we are studying King Arthur. The kids love it. :)

[Uncle Sam]

one of my favorite scenes from that movie.....




King Arthur: Old woman.
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".
Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis".
King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?
King Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
King Arthur: Well I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

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Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

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Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.

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Dennis: Come see the violence inherit in the system. Help, help, I'm being repressed.



I like the entire movie...such a classic ! :lol:


no doubt.... I just bought it on DVD. I already had it on VHS. I show scenes in class when we are studying King Arthur. The kids love it. :)

Did you see what CJ wrote...F*cknuckle...Too funny.

BTW, this is one of my top 5 Favorite movies...

[farmgirl]

Did you see what CJ wrote...F*cknuckle...Too funny.

BTW, this is one of my top 5 Favorite movies...



Yeah... I have to say... that might be a first for me. I'm not sure I've ever seen or heard the term "F*cknuckle" before tonight. He's just pissed cause I hugged you earlier. ;)

It's one of mine too. Makes me laugh everytime.... I don't even have to see it.... just recall scenes. :D

[California Joe]

Um, yeah one of the funniest movies evah. That's like saying...Yeah, that Sistine Chapel, pretty good pictures on the ceiling. Duh.

[farmgirl]

Um, yeah one of the funniest movies evah. That's like saying...Yeah, that Sistine Chapel, pretty good pictures on the ceiling. Duh.

Always with the art.... we know... you're an artist.... ;)

By the way.... how's my portrait as the Queen of Skulls coming????

[Uncle Sam]

Um, yeah one of the funniest movies evah. That's like saying...Yeah, that Sistine Chapel, pretty good pictures on the ceiling. Duh.

Grouchy today...huh?

[California Joe]

Who are you again?

[Uncle Sam]

Who are you again?

C'MON !!

[farmgirl]

Who are you again?

Joe... did you forget your medication? :petting:
It'll be okay.... just relax.

[Haiw]

Which movie are you talking about? (seriously, I don't know it, so I need to have a title :))

[farmgirl]

What movie are you talking about? (seriously, I don't know it, so I need to have a title :))


Communist

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[California Joe]

So far I've got your hair, ****s and lots of skulls, you look great.

[Uncle Sam]

What movie are you talking about? (seriously, I don't know it, so I need to have a title :))


Communist

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Ditto

[Haiw]

Thank you capitalist pigs.

[farmgirl]

So far I've got your hair, ****s and lots of skulls, you look great.


But I thought I was getting a fur bikini.... I only sent the picture naked cause you said you had to make sure the cups were the right size. :cantbeli: Damn I feel so naive!

[California Joe]

I'm trying to pick the perfect fur for your cups. Wolf is winning so far, although fox is an attractive thong I must say....

Can anyone figure this one out?....

" GO, GO, GET INTO DA CHOPPA"

[farmgirl]

Can anyone figure this one out?....

" GO, GO, GET INTO DA CHOPPA"

rofl The first thing that came into my head when I read that was...

"Da plane, Da plane"

[farmgirl]

"You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?"

[Trigger]

FutureMarine wrote:

" GO, GO, GET INTO DA CHOPPA"

That would be Ahhnold in 'Predator' :D

[James]

"God willing, we'll do what we came here to do."

"There's only two kinds of men that are gonna stay on this beach! Those that are dead, and those that are gonna die!"

One movie, two different scenes.

[hank]

Ok, this quote is from the funniest movie of all time. Watched it again last night on VHS (it is an antequated tape system that Joe, Farmgirl , and I had before DVDs came out - do a Google search there might still be pistures floating around).

I need to set the scene a little. Character #1 is a dastardly criminal mastermind. Character #2 is the dimwitted henchman.

#2 O, I got it, I got it.
#1 Yes, what is it?
#2 We'll work up a number 6 on them.
#1 I number 6? I am not familiar with that one, what is it?
#2 Well, that's where we ride through a town a whomping and a whupping everything within an inch of its life, 'cept the women and children, of course.
#1 You mean you spare the women and children?
#2 **** no, we rape the **** out of them later on at the number 6 dance.
#1 Kinky!

Ok - that is a little long and this movie is nearly as old as I am - but since we seem to be fixated on the Holy Grail I thought I would introduce some high-brow American humor from one of the great American comedy directors.

I think Joe and Farmgirl should wait a while so we can see if any of the young pups have the sophistication necessary to identify this jewel.

There will be substantial prizes for anyone under the age of 20 who correctly names this movie. For people over 20 we will have a pro-rated system of honoraria designed to compensate you for the obviously high level of sophistication evidenced by your discerning tastes.

hank

[Seoulstriker]

"Dylan! You, son of a BITCH!"

[Ian H]

"God willing, we'll do what we came here to do."

"There's only two kinds of men that are gonna stay on this beach! Those that are dead, and those that are gonna die!"

One movie, two different scenes.


The Longest Day.

[California Joe]

Awwwwwwwww c'mon Hank. Funny movie.

[farmgirl]

Awwwwwwwww c'mon Hank. Funny movie.


Aren't you going to answer mine Joe.... huh? come on.... you know you want to....

[hank]

Dude, don't tell. Let's see if any of the young pups are up to speed. Here is another to think about, same movie:

Character # 1 is a suave Billy Dee Williams type who gets to be a law enforcement officer
Character # 2 is a little old lady

**warning the use of racial epithets in this movie quote do not represent the views of hank, his heirs, designees, assigns, or all the rest of that s _ _ t**

#1 Well it sure is a fine day today isn't it, mam?
#2 Up yours, n _ _ _ _ r!

Later that same day.

#2 (comes to the window where #1 is working with a homemade pie and says) - Sorry about the up yours, n _ _ _ _ r. I hope in some way this pie can express our appreciation.
#1 This is my town, baby!

He He - too funny - somebody will get it I know.

hank

[California Joe]

I could do that farmalicious.

[Uncle Sam]

Blazing Saddles... woot for hank

[Uncle Sam]

"You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?"

Could be...Princess Bride.

[Seoulstriker]

why hasn't anyone responded to my quotes??? :|

[Uncle Sam]

"Dylan! You, son of a BITCH!"

Dirty Dozen ??

[Basil]

Seoulstriker wrote:
"Dylan! You, son of a BITCH!"
Predator- at start of movie when they see each other and play a little bit of hand squeezing.

[Uncle Sam]

Seoulstriker wrote:
"Dylan! You, son of a BITCH!"
Predator- at start of movie when they see each other and play a little bit of hand squeezing.

Ri-ight...Duh for me...

[hank]

We have a winner!

Uncle Sam - I need to know how old you are so I can figure out your prize. ;)

hank

[Uncle Sam]

We have a winner!

Uncle Sam - I need to know how old you are so I can figure out your prize. ;)

hank

I'll take one of these... :lol:
http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/v56/deathdot/million.jpg

[California Joe]

James Montgomery Flagg painted you. Don't forget that. You learned something today.

[Uncle Sam]

James Montgomery Flagg painted you. Don't forget that. You learned something today.

I learned that along time ago. What's your point?

[Herrmannek]

Stop with that local repertuar..try this:

,,...Idziemy na wschód, tam musi być jakaś cywilizacja*...''

*"...We are going East, There must be some sort of civilisation..."

[Rantanplan]

Stop with that local repertuar..try this:

,,...Idziemy na wschód, tam musi być jakaś cywilizacja*...''

*"...We are going East, There must be some sort of civilisation..."

Ogniem i mieczem?

(the only polish movie I know :oops: )

[IronHeart_26]

Here's a coulple a'guotes from an 80's movie


"We're gonna give you a fair trial followed by a first class hangin' "

Character 1- "Wait a minute. Even if you do get the money, how do we know you'll come back?"
Character 2- "Well, if I don't you can keep my brother."

This one might give it away:
"All I did was kiss a girl."

[Herrmannek]

Stop with that local repertuar..try this:

,,...Idziemy na wschód, tam musi być jakaś cywilizacja*...''

*"...We are going East, There must be some sort of civilisation..."

Ogniem i mieczem?

(the only polish movie I know :oops: )

Nein :)

[Uncle Sam]

Bacon: What's that?

Samoan Joe's Barman: It's a cocktail. You asked for a cocktail.

Bacon: No. I asked for a refreshing drink! I didn't expect a ****ing rainforest? I could fall in love with an orangutan in that! Bring me a pint.

Samoan Joe's Barman: You want a pint, you go to the pub.

Bacon: This is a pub!

Samoan Joes Barman: It's a Samoan pub.

[IronHeart_26]

Here's a classic:

"You're about to bust a gut to know what I done ain't ye? Well I ain't gonna let you down....Hom-e-cide!"

"Time was when a man said what we'd do seems like a woman tellin' now. Seems like purty near time to get out a stick"

[Kriz]

Bacon: What's that?

Samoan Joe's Barman: It's a cocktail. You asked for a cocktail.

Bacon: No. I asked for a refreshing drink! I didn't expect a f*** rainforest? I could fall in love with an orangutan in that! Bring me a pint.

Samoan Joe's Barman: You want a pint, you go to the pub.

Bacon: This is a pub!

Samoan Joes Barman: It's a Samoan pub.

Boondock Saints maybe ?

[Uncle Sam]

Bacon: What's that?

Samoan Joe's Barman: It's a cocktail. You asked for a cocktail.

Bacon: No. I asked for a refreshing drink! I didn't expect a f*** rainforest? I could fall in love with an orangutan in that! Bring me a pint.

Samoan Joe's Barman: You want a pint, you go to the pub.

Bacon: This is a pub!

Samoan Joes Barman: It's a Samoan pub.

Boondock Saints maybe ?

Nope...

[hank]

lock stock and two smokin barrels - great friggin movie

hank

[Roger Rabbit]

Guns for show, knives for a pro.