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Tengu
02-08-2004, 01:26 PM
On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following
people are suddenly stranded by a shipwreck:

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman

2 French men and 1 French woman

2 German men and 1 German woman

2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman

2 English men and 1 English woman

2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman

2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman

2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman

2 American men and 1 American woman

2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

One month later on the same absolutely stunning deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together
in a ménage-a-trois.

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating
visits with the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean, and
another long look at the Bulgarian woman, and started swimming.

The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.

The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor store, a restaurant and a laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their stores.

The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide
because the American woman keeps endlessly complaining about her body; the true nature of feminism; how she can do everything they can do; the necessity of fulfillment; the equal division of household chores; how sand and palm trees make her look fat; how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do; but how her relationship with her mother is improving and how at least the taxes are low and it isn't raining.

The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.

The two Irish men have divided the island into North and South and
set up a distillery. They do not remember if *** is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whisky. But they're satisfied because at least the English aren't getting laid either

Nondescript
02-08-2004, 01:47 PM
rofl It's so funny because it's not about me.

Dennis G
02-08-2004, 02:16 PM
rofl

Vance
02-08-2004, 02:26 PM
:lol:

Kenshin
02-08-2004, 02:34 PM
rofl Truly hilarious but on a side note>


because the American woman keeps endlessly complaining about her body; the true nature of feminism; how she can do everything they can do; the necessity of fulfillment; the equal division of household chores; how sand and palm trees make her look fat; how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do; but how her relationship with her mother is improving and how at least the taxes are low and it isn't raining.

You can see these on not just american women nowadays... but almost on all feminine race.. I do have proof!!![/quote]

cut
02-08-2004, 03:14 PM
funny how the canadians aren't complaining about not being included.


You've been sidelined guys! Just like kazakstan, mongolia and micronesia, you're random!!!

there.. that should fix it

Falco
02-08-2004, 03:37 PM
HEY Where's Canada!! :fork:

cut
02-08-2004, 03:44 PM
There we go what did I say. note how Australians despite being as much of if not more a global presence then Canada don't complain.

Falco
02-08-2004, 04:01 PM
Where's PT?

BTW

note how Australians despite being as much of if not more a global presence then Canada don't complain.

Let's not get started on that.

Vance
02-08-2004, 04:02 PM
The 2 Canadian men kill themselves on the account of no hockey.

Falco
02-08-2004, 04:03 PM
The 2 Canadian men kill themselves on the account of no hockey.

What about the woman?

Vance
02-08-2004, 04:04 PM
Does anybody really care?

Gringo
02-08-2004, 04:32 PM
The 2 Canadian men kill themselves on the account of no hockey.

They'd kill each other playing it if they did.

Merik
02-08-2004, 05:20 PM
I like the irish one.