Are you fat?

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Considering a lot of people here are trying to get into the armed forces.

no PC ****e here.

other options I tried to put in:


-I'm a Manchild I've been doin weights since I was 6


-I am a lurker I've been reading everything posted on this forum for months but have never had the balls to post (alternatively if someone has chosen this option "oh **** now they know about me!!"

[Seoulstriker]

i used to be fit 2 months ago, but then winter hit, and i couldn't run. i tried to start running today, but when i hit the first mile, my lungs could barely expand and contract due to the cold, so i had to walk back to my dorm. ;)

[NcDeuce]

I consider myself a good all-around athlete. Not exactly your Ray Lewis zero % body fat or Ricky Williams' bulging neck and calves, yet. woot

[Herrmannek]

Those options are to long to read...and I'm after supper...so I will answer shortly..Yes now I'm 176cm-95kg, 3 years ago I was 176cm-76kg :)

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I think it's only fair I put a comment, I can creat an eclipse! only joking, I'm normal weight but I'm totally unfit and am irrevocably lazy.


Yes now I'm 176cm-95kg, 3 years ago I was 176cm-76kg

in that case I'm skinny, 180cm-70kg, 5'11 - 11st

[Ratamacue]

I used to be in really good shape, but I need to improve alot before I graduate. Right now I'm about 5'6" (160cm) and around 140lbs (64kg).

[NcDeuce]

Damn metric system. Measure specimens in cm's. Measure your ***** in in's. Measure your height in ft. :fork:

Maybe I need to turn off this Mettalica.

[Maverick77]

6'4 200 pounds


play basketball for my high school practice 2 hours a day if we dont have a game. plus do other **** on my own.

yeah im in shape.

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plus do other **** on my own.


Yeah we know everyone does it, it doesn't count

[Maverick77]

what the **** is that supposed to mean.


Im thinkin its some stupid joke about either acctually taking a **** or masterbation but im not sure.

[Nondescript]

At the moment I work out regurlary about 5-6 times a week, I've nothing better to do. I'm not unemployed, just not working. I'm 176cm (5'9") and weigh 76kg (167lbs). Starting to get a six pack, I can feel it just can't see it. But that will change if I have anything to say about it, need to look good for beach 2004.

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what the f*** is that supposed to mean.


Im thinkin its some stupid joke about either acctually taking a **** or masterbation but im not sure.

it's just the way you wrote it, no need to take offence.

[pAt]

i tired to put some fat on me but i failed!

[Herrmannek]

I don't believe you guys :)

[Fintin]

im 6'4" and 150ish ill take donations of donuts and anything else to put some meat on my bones :( . but i dont really play any sports, i was a down hill racer in highschool but no ski team at college.

[Seoulstriker]

if you want meat, eat protein. if you want fat, eat donuts. ;)

[Vance]

I'm 5'6 and 145. Not fat, nor skinny...

[wholagun]

6'2 250 pounds. Im a big guy size 14 shoe, not really that fat but yeah I some some bluber and a gut. My mom is a good cook what can I say. ;)

[Vance]

I'm a size 13. :D

[California Joe]

5'8" 170. Not fat.

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5'8" 170. Not fat.

I don't feel so short now :D thank you

[California Joe]

Anytime pal.

[hank]

What is wrong with short? 5'6" (really a little less but who is counting?) and 155 lbs - not fat but never been called skinny. Don't know anything about 'in shape' military standards but I have done three Olympic distance triathlons in the last 2.5 years and am in decent shape. So I swim, bike and run on a failry regular basis. I'll say 5 times a year sometimes more I run under 25 in a 5K and did the local 10K in under 49 last June. If I stop running I would weigh a ton b/c I ain't afraid to clean my plate!

hank

[Vance]

Now I don't feel so short. Thanks hank. :D

[Dalleer]

Well, I could be in a better condition, but then again I could be in a much worse one. Have to start shaping up again when Summer gets here and long hours of sitting around in the high school will no longer 'torment' me.

[Herrmannek]

I won :)
for non metric users: new mp.net obesity record in royals:
209.5 pounds @ 5.77 feet

[Seoulstriker]

I won :)
for non metric users: new mp.net obesity record in royals:
209.5 pounds @ 5.77 feet

whoa, herrmannek! you've been eating too many dziwki and kurwas! :P

[hank]

I'm here to help.

hank

[Herrmannek]

I won :)
for non metric users: new mp.net obesity record in royals:
209.5 pounds @ 5.77 feet

whoa, herrmannek! you've been eating too many dziwki and kurwas! :P

I don't eat whores or whores(kurwa is much stronger than dziwka but means the same).

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how about chulik that's more seoul's style.


I was just looking at the poll and where are all the fat people?

[cut]

I won :)
for non metric users: new mp.net obesity record in royals:
209.5 pounds @ 5.77 feet
that doesn't make sense

use this one (http://www.albireo.ch/bodyconverter/), or this one if you want to know in every denomination you can think of (http://www.convert-me.com/en/convert/weight)

[Herrmannek]

I won :)
for non metric users: new mp.net obesity record in royals:
209.5 pounds @ 5.77 feet
that doesn't make sense

use this one (http://www.albireo.ch/bodyconverter/), or this one if you want to know in every denomination you can think of (http://www.convert-me.com/en/convert/weight)

what doesn't make sense?

[Luxembourger]

I am 1,85 m tall
weight 72 kg

[Salty Dog]

5"11 about 190 lbs, i have a little love handle action, but i could in fact go to bootcamp tomorrow if i had to. but luckily i have 4 more months to keep workin out.

[Haiw]

190 cm / 6'3"...70 kgs / 155 pounds right now.

I used to weigh at least 75 / 165 (I was always skinny as hell, somehow I just can't pack fat). Then I started working out and I basically lost all my bodyfat and I dropped as low as 62 / 135, while at the same time I was still packing more and more muscle (I ate enough proteïn for that, I just burned away every single bit of fat in my entire body). Now I've been gaining weight from the muscle, but I still lack the fat. I've started a couple of weeks ago to try and get on a diet to start packing some fat again, but it's been unsuccesfull so far. :|

So anyway, I'm basically fit as hell, but I just lack fat.

[Jack Mehoff]

5'11" 190lbs. Yeah, i'm a fat ass

[MetalBoy]

5'8", 175lbs.
I'm the classic case of huge leg muscles and scrawny little arms. Thats what 10 years of soccer will do to a growing boy.
If anybody invents a machine that can transplant calf muscle to biceps hook me up will ya.

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I won :)
for non metric users: new mp.net obesity record in royals:
209.5 pounds @ 5.77 feet
that doesn't make sense

use this one (http://www.albireo.ch/bodyconverter/), or this one if you want to know in every denomination you can think of (http://www.convert-me.com/en/convert/weight)

what doesn't make sense?

5.77 feet

77% of a foot?

5"11<inches (out of 12)
^feet

[James]

5'11" 190lbs.

Me too.

[Jack Mehoff]

Some people have extra meat on their bones and they still manage to run a marathon. Some people with nothing but bones and skin but they can't even run 1 mile without passing out. So yeah, i don't think being fit has anything to do with body type.

[James]

That is true. Muscle weighs more than fat.

[Jack Mehoff]

5'11" 190lbs.

Me too.
My actual weight is 195 pounds before i pinch a loaf

[James]

rofl

[farmgirl]

Nope... not fat... not what I would call thin. I'm soft in the right places. :)
(and I smell good... does that count for anything?)

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name those right places...

[Jack Mehoff]

190 cm / 6'3"...70 kgs / 155 pounds right now.

I used to weigh at least 75 / 165 (I was always skinny as hell, somehow I just can't pack fat). Then I started working out and I basically lost all my bodyfat and I dropped as low as 62 / 135, while at the same time I was still packing more and more muscle (I ate enough proteïn for that, I just burned away every single bit of fat in my entire body). Now I've been gaining weight from the muscle, but I still lack the fat. I've started a couple of weeks ago to try and get on a diet to start packing some fat again, but it's been unsuccesfull so far. :|

So anyway, I'm basically fit as hell, but I just lack fat.

Visit McDonald and Burger King more often

[California Joe]

It counts.

(cut, girls have things called ****s)

[Vance]

Nope... not fat... not what I would call thin. I'm soft in the right places. :)
(and I smell good... does that count for anything?)
Does your hair smell good? Girls. Hair. smell. good. yay.

[Jack Mehoff]

I'm stink

[farmgirl]

Nope... not fat... not what I would call thin. I'm soft in the right places. :)
(and I smell good... does that count for anything?)
Does your hair smell good? Girls. Hair. smell. good. yay.

Of course it does Vance.... :)

[Haiw]

Well I've tried the 'unhealthy way'... Eating at least a bag of crisps every evening, eating huge amounts of peanuts, stuffing yoursellf full with ice cream, eating chocolate, etc. etc. Snacks just didn't work... so now I'm trying to eat regular bread and sandwhiches almost all day, and just hoping that'll work. I suppose most women would be jealous, but for me it just totally sucks. :| If it wasn't for the muscle I'd propably look like a ****ing anorexia patient.

[cut]

It counts.

(cut, girls have things called ****s)

I just wanted to see her post it, there nowt wrong with that

[Jack Mehoff]

girls stink

[farmgirl]

It counts.

(cut, girls have things called ****s)

I just wanted to see her post it, there nowt wrong with that


you just wanted me to say breasts, cut???? p-)

[Jack Mehoff]

Babe, you just did

[farmgirl]

Babe, you just did


I know silly.... that was the point.... ;)

[Haiw]

*giggle* she said breasts! *giggle*

Someone put me out of my misery here...

[Jack Mehoff]

Babe, you just did


I know silly.... that was the point.... ;)

You just provide jerk off material to half of the board members here

[Falco]

*giggle* she said breasts! *giggle*

Someone put me out of my misery here...

ok

BREASTS, ****S, ****

[farmgirl]

Babe, you just did


I know silly.... that was the point.... ;)

You just provide jerk off material to half of the board members here

:cantbeli: If the word breasts does that.... then.... :roll: well... that's a sad existence.... ;)

[Haiw]

I'd be amazed if anyone would manage to jerk off to the Verdana font...

[Jack Mehoff]

I've dated a fat chick before

[memphiz]

well 2 years ago i was 5'6" and 210lbs and now im 6'1" 180lbs lost the 30lbs just by eating proper and lighting weights twice a day.i still got a small gut but who cares

[Fintin]

donuts it is then, i need the fat. i have very little body fat.

[SOG]

oi, 6'3 230lbs. pretty much packed on 10-15 pounds after high school and been the same ever since. take a evening walk n jog, thats about it for excersise.

[soma]

godamn fat.

[Royal]

Fat as a house - been sitting behind a desk wasting time on the net too long (180cm, 80Kg), but I'm off to top up my tan soon so it'll soon come off :P

[Roger Rabbit]

You know that whale they were moving through Thailand?

That was me, i had really bad gut ache that day :D

[Herrmannek]

I won :)
for non metric users: new mp.net obesity record in royals:
209.5 pounds @ 5.77 feet
that doesn't make sense

use this one (http://www.albireo.ch/bodyconverter/), or this one if you want to know in every denomination you can think of (http://www.convert-me.com/en/convert/weight)

what doesn't make sense?

5.77 feet

77% of a foot?

5"11<inches (out of 12)
^feet

Yeaa, you are right if
I'm still a winer...So what is the prize :)

BTW there is 12 inches in feet? If yes I'm 5''9.29 and all that caltulators are **** worth, and your mesure system sucks :)

[ShotOver]

Yeah, im in shape.

















Round is a shape...

[Ian H]

About 5'8 or 9''. Weigh about 56-7kg. In August or so, that is, dunno know. I can't gain weight either, though I do do a fair bit of running and climbing, which may explain it.

[Jack Mehoff]

A present for farmgirl :D

GIRLS ONLY (http://upload.serverseed.com/images/396-pimp2.jpg)

[farmgirl]

A present for farmgirl :D

GIRLS ONLY (http://upload.serverseed.com/images/396-pimp2.jpg)


Very nice, Jack.... very nice indeed..... p-)

[Jack Mehoff]

No problem senorita

[seventy6er]

174lbs @ 5"8

[wreck]

183cm / 82kg, pretty good shape.

Icehockey is a great sport ;)