bbc100
11-16-2005, 04:35 AM
The M822 Hand Grenade is an explosive device that resembles a hand. On activation, the device lunges towards the nearest throat or throat-like object and latches on tight with its five "fingers," exploding violently in a gruesome mess.
Special care must be taken when activating the grenade. When activated, one should run behind the nearest wall or bush and squat down, so that the grenade cannot "see" you. This will prevent the grenade from jumping at you, and will ensure no harm is done to you.
Avoid the following in the presence of a live hand grenade:
Waving in a "Hello" motion
Giving a "High 5"
Urinating or similar activities
Shaking a leg
Waving any type of flag, especially white
Pole vaulting
A contest is currently underway to see who can shove and M822 up their ass, fart, light the fart with a bic lighter, and NOT blow their balls off.
Special care must be taken when activating the grenade. When activated, one should run behind the nearest wall or bush and squat down, so that the grenade cannot "see" you. This will prevent the grenade from jumping at you, and will ensure no harm is done to you.
Avoid the following in the presence of a live hand grenade:
Waving in a "Hello" motion
Giving a "High 5"
Urinating or similar activities
Shaking a leg
Waving any type of flag, especially white
Pole vaulting
A contest is currently underway to see who can shove and M822 up their ass, fart, light the fart with a bic lighter, and NOT blow their balls off.