What do you think Hot Lips real name is?

[Clete Torres]

You know her, you love her, hell I bet in the back of your minds a couple of you schmucks like to pretend you're in bed with her. But what to you think her real name is? I've spent a little time thinking about it and I'm willing to wager money that her real name is Jennifer. What's your best guess?

[EvanL]

Karen...................

[Clete Torres]

Karen what? Finkelstein?

[EvanL]

No. Im thinking something Irish.

[Violet Fashion by Mindy]

Ivana Humpya

[scrybe]

Frank.



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[Stormy]

She looks like a Maggy.

[WolverineBlue]

Rick James

[Rantanplan]

Felicity Shagwell

[Buckeye67]

Maj. Margaret Houlihan

[WolverineBlue]

Maj. Margaret Houlihan

You're going down on Saturday. GO BLUE

[Philbert]

boo boo kitty fcuk

[Airborne44]

Alota Fajina

[TallGuy]

Ivana Humpalot

[Alael]

Holly ... ???

[Ratman]

Maj. Margaret Houlihan

aka Loretta Swit, no?

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

DAVE Kowalski.

[scrybe]

Gypsum you copier.

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

Gypsum you copier.

I have no idea what you're on about...

[CombatBoots]

Goddess of passion... Fools

[scrybe]

I have no idea what you're on about...

Oh shi, ninja edit!

[toki]

i know it... but hotlips has to give me approval to tell it. :p

[RGRBOX]

keep it to yourselef... Hot Lips doesn't need the problems afterwards...

Anyway, I don't know what her name is, but I'd give a hundred bucks if she'd call mine out with the words, God! Yes! OMG! Yes...Yes...Yes...YES..... Just Joking Hotty.... wanted to see you smile..

[Eat a bullet]

Thart..............

[Digital Marine]

Emily ?


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[Yarrick2]

suzan, her name is suzan
id be scared if i'm right

[California Joe]

I know it.

[farmgirl]

I know it.


ditto.... but I'm not tellin' p-)

[gaz]

Mrs Gaz.

PS - I've changed my mind, this "message too short" thing is annoying.

[Digital Marine]

ditto.... but I'm not tellin' p-)

D'aww..:-( but did anyone mention the name?

[cut]

www.adultfriendfinder.com

[Upfrontreporting]

Jenna Jameson :grin: ;-)

[Nawlins]

ditto.... but I'm not tellin' p-)

Yep, I'm not either.

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

Oh shi, ninja edit!

Owned! ;-)


Is her name Accelerator Jengold?

[WoodChipper]

I don't know why Clete cares what her real name is. He's gay.

[Big D]

chesty larou

[Clete Torres]

You guys got me all wrong here. I'm not trying to do a Scooter Libby and out Miss Hot Lips. And I'm certainly not a gay man either. This is my fantasy and in my fantasy Hot Lips is named Jennifer and you hate mongers can just leave me and Jennifer alone.

[Uncle Sam]

Miss Moneypenny

Jinx

Miranda Frost

Verity

Electra King

Dr. Christmas Jones

Xenia Onatopp

May Day

Octopussy

Penelope Smallbone

Bibi Dahl

Countess Lisl von Shlaf

Dr. Holly Goodhead

Mary Goodnight

Solitaire

Tiffany Case

Plenty O'Toole

Irma Bunt

Kissy Suzuki

Fiona Volpe

Pussy Galore

Rosa Klebb

Honey Ryder

[FozzieBear]

Bob Saget!

[molly747]

I know what it is, but I have sworn a blood oath to secrecy.

[Geezah]

Joe......I believe that Cali Joe and Hot Lips are one and the same;)

[Macs.]

Hillary Clinton

[Ghostwolf]

The Stig

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/79/TheStig2.jpg

or Racer X

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/75/Racer_X.jpg

[Bob Lawbla]

Connie Lingus......Oh crap thats me.

Fella Latio......Oh crap thats my brother.

Ahhh I give up!!

[RGRBOX]

Joe......I believe that Cali Joe and Hot Lips are one and the same;)

WTF!!! God I hope not.. that would mean I've been fanticizing about Cali. Joe...

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

that would mean I've been fanticizing about Cali. Joe...

x2 Even if you're not a George Michael you'd still do him.

[American Patriot]

Wendy Bumgardner

[RGRBOX]

x2 Even if you're not a George Michael you'd still do him.

But I love GM... I have all of his records... CDs, tapes etc.... I even used to have a poster of him on my wall.. when I was in high School.. the one of him with his leather jkt, getar, and the jutebox...

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

I even used to have a poster of him on my wall.. when I was in high School.. the one of him with his leather jkt, getar, and the jutebox...

Ok, thanks for proving that you're not gay. I was worried for a moment.

[RGRBOX]

Ok, thanks for proving that you're not gay. I was worried for a moment.

Thanks.... I don't think anyone would believe me if I didn't set things straight...

and my wife would be pissed too...

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

Thanks.... I don't think anyone would believe me if I didn't set things straight...

and my wife would be pissed too...

Break it to her gently. Say you prefer men, and that's why you married her.

[RGRBOX]

Break it to her gently. Say you prefer men, and that's why you married her.

Sadly for some of you I prefer the ladies.... Mostly my lady...

[Geezah]

Break it to her gently. Say you prefer men, and that's why you married her.

Sadly for some of you I prefer the ladies.... Mostly my lady...

And Cali J........I mean Hot Lips;)

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

Sadly for some of you I prefer the ladies.... Mostly my lady...

Your recent hetero******ity is a tragic loss to the gay community.

http://www.tucsongayrealtor.com/images/bradandgregs.jpg

[RGRBOX]

Dud... I'm too ugly to be gay... have you seen a pic of Silencer... he's got what it takes...

[Bob Lawbla]

Your recent hetero******ity is a tragic loss to the gay community.


Not so fast.....remember...Elton John took a bride as well.

[California Joe]

*waves*

Hi Mike!

[RGRBOX]

Yea... but everyone already knew he sucked ****....

[RGRBOX]

*waves*

Hi Mike!

fvcker.....rofl rofl rofl

I can't stop laughing now...

[mi35d]

Eileen Smith.

No, wait...that's "Shania Twain's" name before she moved to Nashville and got in touch with her "indian roots" of which she has none.

Patricia?

No, wait...that was the name of my brother's 300lb skank of a wife who on her first attempt at riding a motorcycle promptly rode out of the driveway, across two lanes of traffic and crashed into a ditch causing great amusment to all of us observing. (Next door neighbor told me a few years later that he peed in his pants laughing so hard.)

Katrina?

Cathy?

Or maybe something more exotic?

[California Joe]

Not to worry pal. She's all woman. Sh*t I have about 8000 posts on here as me. I don't have time to be Hot Lips. p-)

[RGRBOX]

Linda.... my moms name..

[Conga]

uhm, how about...I don't give a ****?


no offense meant.

[Hot Lips]

Joe......I believe that Cali Joe and Hot Lips are one and the same;)


You and I could be one in the same for an hour or so *wink wink nudge nudge* p-)









OK maybe just 5 minutes?

[Hot Lips]

Not to worry pal. She's all woman. Sh*t I have about 8000 posts on here as me. I don't have time to be Hot Lips. p-)

Just keep all my "art" under lock and key Mr. Fancy Artist Man.

[RGRBOX]

Not to worry pal. She's all woman. Sh*t I have about 8000 posts on here as me. I don't have time to be Hot Lips. p-)

Thank god for that... I was getting worried Joe... Now I can go back to my thoughts... Oh crap... why is Clint Eastwood in bed with me and Hot Lips Holihan....... god damit....

[Hot Lips]

keep it to yourselef... Hot Lips doesn't need the problems afterwards...

Anyway, I don't know what her name is, but I'd give a hundred bucks if she'd call mine out with the words, God! Yes! OMG! Yes...Yes...Yes...YES..... Just Joking Hotty.... wanted to see you smile..


Oh Mikebox! God! Yes! OMG! Yes....yes... yes... p-)

[Clete Torres]

Hey everybody, on the flip side of trying to figure out Hot Lips real name there's always Maine Finn's real name. I think Gertrude sounds about right. What do you think? I think it fits like a glove.

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

Hey everybody, on the flip side of trying to figure out Hot Lips real name there's always Maine Finn's real name. I think Gertrude sounds about right. What do you think? I think it fits like a glove.

Helga.........

[TuNeRsHaRk]

Mike Jones


Who?....

Mike Jones

Who?....

Mike Jones!!!

[nagant_m44]

Her name is Chastity.

[Nawlins]

Hey everybody, on the flip side of trying to figure out Hot Lips real name there's always Maine Finn's real name. I think Gertrude sounds about right. What do you think? I think it fits like a glove.

I know that one too, and you're not even close.

[TallGuy]

Hey everybody, on the flip side of trying to figure out Hot Lips real name there's always Maine Finn's real name. I think Gertrude sounds about right. What do you think? I think it fits like a glove.
Nah, she looks more like an Emily.

p-)

[Hawkeye]

I know that one too, and you're not even close.

x2


they know it now though ^^^

[RGRBOX]

Oh Mikebox! God! Yes! OMG! Yes....yes... yes... p-)

That was damn goooooood... **** I hope my wife doesn't read this... internet *** that is... this was my first time..

[Roldwin]

Sarah ???

María del Mar ?
María del Carmen ?
María de la Luz ?
María de la O ?

p-)

[SAPPEROIF]

We can only dream that some of the females here are as hot as their avatars........Though from the personal pics thread some definitely are....I know it's not but I would go for something like Savannah.....sophisticated, intelligent, and naughty all in one :)

[RGRBOX]

My big question is if Nawlins is a chick... his/her avatar looks good..

[Fintin]

My big question is if Nawlins is a chick... his/her avatar looks good..


well being that she is pregnant....and married to another board memeber....who is a ninja....i think she is a she

[Clete Torres]

Hey Mikebox, forget about Nawlins. You try and figure out her name you'll be here all day because you'll be doing it for 2. That chick is pregers.

[RGRBOX]

well being that she is pregnant....and married to another board memeber....who is a ninja....i think she is a she

Thank god for that... some of these avatars confuse me... guys should use guy pics, and girls should use naked picks of themselves...

[Ria]

Shanifa Latifa Harifa Nalifa Jackson

I don't know Hot Lips' name but I know Nawlins' :) Oh, and she is definitely a she.

[Clete Torres]

That's a mouthfull.

[RGRBOX]

Shanifa Latifa Harifa Nalifa Jackson

I don't know Hot Lips' name but I know Nawlins' :) Oh, and she is definitely a she.

I know your a she, I saw your pic... Nice too..

[Hot Lips]

That's a mouthfull.

You wish *giggles incessantly*