Such a girly girl [Archive]

Hot Lips

11-20-2005, 08:08 PM

So I watched Titanic tonight and cried like a sissy girl as I usually do during such movies. Not because Rose lost Jack, but because it made me really think about what all those poor souls had to endure during their last hours on earth.

But, at the end of the movie I snap out of it when Rose throws that necklace in the ocean. Jack made her promise to "never let go", but he should have made her promise not to be a dumb@ass while he was at it.

Macs.

11-20-2005, 08:13 PM

They had *** at the first date.

Trailer Trash !!!

11-20-2005, 08:14 PM

And he was a pikey.

Hot Lips

11-20-2005, 08:14 PM

But he died so that makes it romantic.

Macs.

11-20-2005, 08:15 PM

Why did Jack sink ?

11-20-2005, 08:16 PM

Why did Jack sink ?

Because his pockets were full of stuff he stole. A pikey to the end.

Macs.

11-20-2005, 08:17 PM

Yes, to say the truth.

He was a thief, and propably ****ed everything with two (or more) legs.

TallGuy

11-20-2005, 08:19 PM

I like the part when the ship goes vertical and the people fall and bump into things, good special effects:)

TheKiwi

11-20-2005, 08:20 PM

I cried too when I realised I'd spent NZ$40 on watching this pile of shyte. It was the end of me watching movies by James Cameron.

Macs.

11-20-2005, 08:20 PM

I like the part when the ship goes vertical and the people fall and bump into things, good special effects:)

You are not very romantic.

Name Taken

11-20-2005, 08:22 PM

Thank you Gypsum and Macs for saving not only this thread, but this entire forum.

But Jack clearly was a student of Fagin, why do you think he could run so fast?

11-20-2005, 08:24 PM

Thank you Gypsum and Macs for saving not only this thread, but this entire forum.

No problem. I accept donations via paypal.

TallGuy

11-20-2005, 08:29 PM

You are not very romantic.
How do you know?

Macs.

11-20-2005, 08:30 PM

My third eye told me.

Apathy

11-20-2005, 08:34 PM

I remember watching Titanic when I was like 8. Back then I didn't understand why *** were such a big deal. I was so innocent back then.

But then...The Mac came.

:(

Hot Lips

11-20-2005, 08:47 PM

Yeah the effects of the ship actually snapping and making it's final plunge intot he deep blue were well done.

It would have been creepy to row back through all the bodies in the water looking for survivors.

TallGuy

11-20-2005, 09:05 PM

It would have been creepy to row back through all the bodies in the water looking for survivors.
Seeing the man holding the baby was kind of sad :-(

EvanL

11-20-2005, 09:41 PM

Your gay.......

Apathy

11-20-2005, 09:56 PM

Your gay.......

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TallGuy

11-20-2005, 10:12 PM

Your gay.......

I could say the same thing about those bare chested pics of yours...

molly747

11-20-2005, 10:22 PM

I haven't seen that movie since it came out in the theatre (and yeah, I did cry when I watched it). The only thing that pissed me off was Rose throwing that necklace into the sea. That thing could have been sold at auction for millions and the proceeds given to charity. It just seemed so wasteful. Bah! It's only a movie...

EvanL

11-20-2005, 10:28 PM

I could say the same thing about those bare chested pics of yours...
the mere fact that I projected those comments towards the goddess of this forum should be an indicator that I was joshing!

Rilence

11-20-2005, 10:38 PM

Titanic = gay

anyone who liked it alot = gay

walford

11-20-2005, 10:49 PM

Titanic = gay

anyone who liked it alot = gayActually, the applicable term in this case is 'queer,' which is defined as being interested in sissy things, becoming emotional over personal stuff rather than sports and of course being ******ly interested in men.

And yes, this does mean that hetero women are queer, but that's a good thing.

TallGuy

11-20-2005, 10:50 PM

the mere fact that I projected those comments towards the goddess of this forum should be an indicator that I was joshing!
You could have at least mentioned her name to avoid this kind of misunderstanding.
This is for the time wasted on my reply :slap:

Rilence

11-20-2005, 10:54 PM

Actually, the applicable term in this case is 'queer,' which is defined as being interested in sissy things, becoming emotional over personal stuff rather than sports and of course being ******ly interested in men.

And yes, this does mean that hetero women are queer, but that's a good thing.
you and your big words...hippie

Johnny_H02

11-20-2005, 10:55 PM

I really never liked this movie, overrated in my opinion.
The Titanic sinking was more a fault of human arrogance then anything.
There are shipwrecks that were just as bad if not worse, but the Titanic caught the imaginations of the world then and now being "Unsinkable" but other maritime disasters include the Empress of Ireland she went down with a thousend souls in the St.Lawrence from a collision, there was the Halifax Explosian where the Emo and the french munitions ship Montblanc collided in halifax harbor creating the largest man made explosian befor Hiroshima flattening the cities north end and killing, maiming over a thousend people.

The movie was less about the Titanic then I wanted it to be, I expected more it was just a corney love story. I dont mind movies with love as thier theme but this was just your average corney halmark love story with james cameron behind it.

Not really my cup of tea really, still the movie made hundreds of millions, shattered records, has incredible special effects etc. So my opinion matters very little in the grand scheme of things.

RFSU

11-20-2005, 10:59 PM

the only good thing about that film was getting a gobby in reward for sitting through to bloody thing.

NOW THAT'S ROMANTIC!!!

Violet Fashion by Mindy

11-20-2005, 10:59 PM

But you can thank the efforts of James Cameron. Because of this movie maritime archealogy has experianced a growth in interest and many shipwrecks the world over are being protected rather then looted.

mattnwnc03

11-20-2005, 11:01 PM

why couldnt they had taken turns on the raft? instead her ass hogged it.

Johnny_H02

11-20-2005, 11:01 PM

Still have you seen his documentory on Bismark :O
Can you imagin a feature film with a few hundred million in the budget about that ?

my god that would be too good to be true, to bad well never see it.

Midav

11-20-2005, 11:51 PM

Everybody their own. I'm sure a lot of guys on here have cried during at least one movie or another but many would never admit it if were anything other than a war movie. ;)

Seiran

11-21-2005, 12:17 AM

Like most movies, the love story mixed in ruined it. As for the Bismarck idea...that's not bad. I'd go see it. As for Titanic, meh. If I want to see the movie, I'll just look at the actual set pictures I have for 3 hours, and insert my own dialogue. Would probably be more entertaining.

Johnny_H02

11-21-2005, 01:23 AM

Everybody their own. I'm sure a lot of guys on here have cried during at least one movie or another but many would never admit it if were anything other than a war movie. ;)

P'ifft
A few movies still mess with me for ex : The land befor time when little foot thinks his mother is the cloude :( ... that **** is sad beyond words still chokes me up.

What now Bitches!

Midav

11-21-2005, 01:29 AM

P'ifft
A few movies still mess with me for ex : The land befor time when little foot thinks his mother is the cloude :( ... that **** is sad beyond words still chokes me up.

What now Bitches!

Dude! Y-you, too?!? *chokes up*

kawaiku

11-21-2005, 02:00 AM

Haha everytime me and my classmates in school talk about titanic all us guys mention the ship breaking and everyone dying and stuff and the girls go what about the **** scene and stuff, we go o yea but do you remember when that guys hit the propeller.. that was awesome. Thats how I usually remember that time waster movie so boring ....*sigh*

Paracaidista

11-21-2005, 02:06 AM

I remember back in 1998, I went to see the movie with a date. She's a bit not emotional. I remember after the movie and after leaving the restroom, she told me that all the girls in there were crying and she was the only one laughing a bit.

And I remember at the theatre, when the old woman dropped the jewel only men reacted: noooo!!!! rofl

EvanL

11-21-2005, 02:08 AM

i remember when i went to go see it. i showed up late and left early

1Cie GevGn

11-21-2005, 03:19 AM

The shipwreck scene's are among the best I've ever seen. Too bad there's a love story stretched about 12 hours around it.

Conga

11-21-2005, 06:03 AM

I wish I had a time machine so I could go back to when I watched the movie and I could throw popcorn at people and spoil the story.

Herrmannek

11-21-2005, 06:15 AM

Only thing i remember from the movie are flat painted cartoon decorations that vere recognisable even on my 21inch tv with aerial antena... This movie sucks as a sinking titanic...

toki

11-21-2005, 06:36 AM

I will always connect 'Titanic' to that girl Nathalie.
Seen it once. I just met that very cute girl a week before. And the other day we sat in that café and she tells me elaborately the whole story and dialogues in a 3 hour recitation, begging me to see it with her. In my mind i just turned her on 'mute' and thought myself how beautiful she is and how happy i should be. Next day i saw it and 'surprise' it sank with Leo in the end. I just couldn't stand the talkative (24/7) girlie girl anymore and avoided her the next days thinking what she has done to me that i voluntarily watched this movie. (o)(o) : ) 2 months later i asked myself why i did let her go. (o)(o) : ) Y

Deftoner

11-21-2005, 07:24 AM

I liked the part when the black screen came up with all those little white shapes...

oh yeah, and when everyone drowned...

bloddyaxe

11-21-2005, 11:50 AM

Ever since I heard about this movie, I have been really scared of it for I believe its a waste of money and its made by witches and its actors are DEMONS...

hauptman

11-21-2005, 12:32 PM

Titanic is a boring movie.
No explosions, no laughing hero who destroys a whole army just on his own
No "hollywood style" shootings (you know, when someone shoots 100 times at the hero and the hero shoots back just one bullet and 10 enemies are dead) and so on.

How can is movie be a good movie?

Count Lippe

11-21-2005, 01:20 PM

Titanic! What a waste of my time! You know, I got hold of a pirated VHS of Titanic from Russia one week before it it the cinemas in Europe. The best thing about that movie was that some Russian student syncronized all the characters by himself. Cate Winslet sounded like a russian transvestite hooker! The *** scene was so fvcking hilarious, I almost pissed myself!rofl

toki

11-21-2005, 01:32 PM

The best thing about that movie was that some Russian student syncronized all the characters by himself. Cate Winslet sounded like a russian transvestite hooker!

I'm not kidding you now. I have been to russia once . They showed "Biene Maja" one day (Maja the bee?). You could hear a bit of the german voices and dubbed over it was one russian voice for all characters. Sounded like a 50 year old with decades of heavy vodka drinking. It was f*** hillarious hearing maja and willie with the same dark and wasted voice.

http://www.einhorn-film.at/filme_d/die_biene_maja_1_klein.jpg

gaz

11-21-2005, 04:48 PM

Titanic stole awards from LA Confidential and James Cameron should therefore be burned at the stake.

joe mama

11-21-2005, 05:29 PM

Flaws with Craptanic:
1) that porker chick would have survived for like 6 months in that water with all her blubber, while poor leonardo di crappio was all skin and bones. she's a selfish biatch and a ho for bangin him in that car. i'm surprised she didn't eat him while she was at it.
2) oh jack, i have this one thing, this necklace, to remember you by...let's see...i'll throw it in the ocean so some whale can swallow it and shat it out
3) not. enough. poon.
4) the movie was longer than the actual cruise and sinking
5) needed more drunken mexican midgets chasing chickens with hot pokers trying to give them anal ***.
6) see #5, hear me now and believe me later and think about it some other time.

California Joe

11-21-2005, 05:42 PM

Titanic stole awards from LA Confidential and James Cameron should therefore be burned at the stake.

Best point of all.

TheKiwi

11-21-2005, 06:16 PM

Titanic stole awards from LA Confidential and James Cameron should therefore be burned at the stake.

100% correct about LA Confidential. James Cameron should not be burnt just yet, he still has credit for the original Terminator film, Aliens and True Lies. But the next self indulgent wankery film he makes, it's up against the wall for him.

Catch22

11-21-2005, 06:41 PM

Well, since I knew how the story goes (whole iceberg affair and its fatal consequences) so I spared myself watching this picture for longer than 10 minutes. I've seen Kate W. bum and **** on other (and better) occasions.

I fully support gazbert on LA Confidential, that was great piece, and Kim there...aah!

Just borrowed that form the other thread:

http://www.super****ery.com/images/other/1027_4_125.jpg

Atlantic Friend

12-01-2005, 03:24 AM

I cried too when I realised I'd spent NZ$40 on watching this pile of shyte. It was the end of me watching movies by James Cameron.

I had the same emotional reaction when I watched "Sailor and Lula", and I swore never to see Cannes Festival movies again.

hughdotoh

12-01-2005, 04:53 AM

I'm betting the chicks dug Titanic more for Leonardo DiCrapio.

Minjin

12-01-2005, 06:38 PM

All I can say is.....Jacksicles. I dislike Leonardo so I wasn't upset.

Side note, when he burns in the Aviator, I kinda laughed. Mostly cause I felt the need to get SOME entertainment for my money...damn I hated that show.

Fee Fi Fo Fum

12-01-2005, 06:44 PM

I wish I had a time machine so I could go back to when I watched the movie and I could throw popcorn at people and spoil the story.

Yes, because thats the first thing you would do if you had a time machine.

usns041

12-01-2005, 07:34 PM

the redhead chick has nice **** and cooter

walford

12-01-2005, 07:36 PM

I wish I had a time machine so I could go back to when I watched the movie and I could throw popcorn at people and spoil the story.Yes, because thats the first thing you would do if you had a time machine.Hmm...I wonder what comment Gaz would throw in?

"If I had a time machine, I'd..."

SAPPEROIF

12-01-2005, 07:38 PM

Yeah what was with throwing away the necklace?
She coulda made a memorial to him, something for battered women, something for the survivors, to remember him......lol.

Wow been awhile since I watched that. Remember how popular "My heart will go on" got....I mean did 10 minutes go by when it wasn't played.

Ria

12-01-2005, 08:42 PM

Titanic is a guilty pleasure for me:oops: I can't help it...

TuNeRsHaRk

12-01-2005, 08:50 PM

it was wayyy too long, i think i fell asleep like twice watching that thing

anyways the *** in the car part was by far the best

usa320

12-01-2005, 08:52 PM

goldman

12-01-2005, 09:04 PM

This movie was crap. Perhaps the worst movie ever. It was so asinine. THe only way they could have made it good would have been by adding Chuck Norris with a motorcycle that fires mortars out of the tailpipes. He could have saved everyone!

Now you talking!!! I saw the movie like 3 years ago, talk about beeing bored..... To this day those 3 hours still haunt me.

Zarathustra

12-01-2005, 09:07 PM

This movie was crap. Perhaps the worst movie ever!

Perhaps it was overrated, but saying it's crap or the worst movie ever, dude, you need to watch a steven seagal movie.

goldman

12-01-2005, 09:10 PM

Perhaps it was overrated, but saying it's crap or the worst movie ever, dude, you need to watch a steven seagal movie.

I can't belive you don't like Steven Seagal........

usa320

12-02-2005, 01:15 PM

Perhaps it was overrated, but saying it's crap or the worst movie ever, dude, you need to watch a steven seagal movie.

HES A WITCH! BURN HIM!

IF YOU DONT LIKE STEVEN SEAGAL YOUR A COMMIE!!!1111

Violet Fashion by Mindy

12-02-2005, 01:18 PM

And there is nothing wrong being a commie.

Welcome comrade

Asheren

12-02-2005, 03:27 PM

Everybody their own. I'm sure a lot of guys on here have cried during at least one movie or another but many would never admit it if were anything other than a war movie. ;)

Actualy only once in my whole life and it was only time since i am 15 when i cried due any other reason than physiological.

Nugget

12-02-2005, 03:38 PM

Titanic is like the sydney public transport system.

Bryson C

12-02-2005, 04:34 PM

I like the part when the ship goes vertical and the people fall and bump into things, good special effects:)

Me two best part of the whole 3 hours.

goldman

12-02-2005, 05:48 PM

And there is nothing wrong being a commie.

Welcome comrade

Yes there is! Commies are filthy, poor, and dirty. Just like you p-)

Violet Fashion by Mindy

12-02-2005, 06:05 PM

Yes there is! Commies are filthy, poor, and dirty. Just like you p-)

But how can you say that?

What determines if a person is wealthy or poor?

A person may lack material possessions but consider themselves very wealthy. Especially when it comes to intellectual thought and free thinking that they may well consider themselves to be very wealthy.

It is you my friend who is poor. But do not fret as salvation may soon arive.