Friendly reminder.....

[farmgirl]

This Saturday is Valentine's Day, so don't forget to show your appreciation to your significant other!!!


**just another relationship saving service provided by Farmgirl**

[Seoulstriker]

i'm going to dinner with a bunch of other dateless-wonders. :oops:


just kidding. i'm going with a bunch of girls who don't have BFs. yet.

:D

[Trigger]

Make sure you introduce them to our forum after dinner Seoul...and don't forget to point out all the ***** threads. You'll score for sure. p-)

[Seoulstriker]

Make sure you introduce them to our forum after dinner Seoul...and don't forget to point out all the ***** threads. You'll score for sure. p-)

rofl rofl

:)

[Jack Mehoff]

What is the deal with women and chocolate? Beside the fact that they both taste good

[farmgirl]

What is the deal with women and chocolate? Beside the fact that they both taste good


You make a good point, Jack. There is that correlation.
As for me, I prefer jewelry. It won't make me fat, and it lasts a lot longer! :)

[Royal]

What is the deal with women and chocolate? Beside the fact that they both taste good

rofl rofl rofl

[MolliG]

Bah! Just another over-hyped, over-commercialised day like all the others! :| Surely if you love someone you would show it everyday and not just once a bloody year! :roll:

:D

[farmgirl]

Bah! Just another over-hyped, over-commercialised day like all the others! :| Surely if you love someone you would show it everyday and not just once a bloody year! :roll:

:D


You are absolutely right MolliG. My husband got a lot more points for little things he did for no reason than for remembering Valentine's Day. However, I did still expect him to make mention of that too! :) (I've never been one to expect extravagant gifts. It may sound trite, but the thought really does count.)

[Kenshin]

What is the deal with women and chocolate? Beside the fact that they both taste good


You make a good point, Jack. There is that correlation.
As for me, I prefer jewelry. It won't make me fat, and it lasts a lot longer! :)

Dont get too hooked on `em jewelries.. or..

My precious..

http://leaguegame_chat.tripod.com/gollum.jpg

[cut]

This Saturday is Valentine's Day, so don't forget to show your appreciation to your significant other!!!


**just another relationship saving service provided by Farmgirl**

shame I got dumped last week then :(

bah I'm still young :D

[Ichhabe]

Just as any other day. One day closer to death...

[StarvingStudent47]

This Saturday is Valentine's Day, so don't forget to show your appreciation to your significant other!!!


Would you like to rub a bit more salt in the wound? Thanks, that feels great.

[StarvingStudent47]

What is the deal with women and chocolate? Beside the fact that they both taste good

For men, chocolate is just another candy. But it has been proven that some chemical in the cocoa bean releases the same chemicals in women's minds as *** does. No joke.

[Brandon]

It is just another day. However, the ladies are much more horney than normal. That and wedding receptions..... wierd....

[Midtown]

gettin a hotel room for the weekend with my girlie.
God I feel bad for the ppl that will be roomed next to us, suckers.

[Seoulstriker]

gettin a hotel room for the weekend with my girlie.
God I feel bad for the ppl that will be roomed next to us, suckers.

are you gonna buttsex her?

[Dennis G]

This Saturday is Valentine's Day, so don't forget to show your appreciation to your significant other!!!


**just another relationship saving service provided by Farmgirl**

I will

[Jack Mehoff]

Hell, i don't even know the wife's birthday

[Dennis G]

Hell, i don't even know the wife's birthday
Thats a joke right jack :)

[NcDeuce]

This Saturday is Valentine's Day, so don't forget to show your appreciation to your significant other!!!


**just another relationship saving service provided by Farmgirl**

Hehehe, I'll be giving my gf a special :hug: , remember that?

[Roger Rabbit]

You still didnt teach me how to do that special :hug: . girls are getting very upset at me not satisfying them :lol:

[Jack Mehoff]

After looking around for that perfect valentines card and then the flowers and of course the box of chocolates, it comes to the point when you want to write something romantic in the card. As you know, you can't come up with that perfect sentence that will rhyme, and to express your feelings to the one you love, so maybe these will help






I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother.

********************* ****

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

********************* ****

Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face.

********************* ******

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you are not.

********************* ******

I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

********************* *******

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

********************* *******

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life.

********************* *******

I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming.

********************* *********

My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way?

********************* *********

My feelings for you no words can tell Except for maybe "go to hell".

********************* **********

What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime.


Don't forget Valentine's Day, even the ugly ones need lovin'

[Merik]

My Valentines day will be spent at a cemetary.

[Salty Dog]

My Valentines day will be spent at a cemetary.

i am sorry man.

my mom's gonna give me a small box of russel stoufers chocolates (the 4 piece boxes) like she does every year. woot

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

Ya Im single so I dont get to do **** for valentines day.....

[farmgirl]

This Saturday is Valentine's Day, so don't forget to show your appreciation to your significant other!!!


**just another relationship saving service provided by Farmgirl**

Hehehe, I'll be giving my gf a special :hug: , remember that?

Don't taunt me that way! ;)

[farmgirl]

My Valentines day will be spent at a cemetary.


:( :hug:

[Marxist203]

Hell, i don't even know the wife's birthday

Dear god...I failed to know the little ladies birthday once, only once.

[budanski]

Whats a french tickler? ;)

[Roger Rabbit]

i don't know but it sounds dirty. I'm doing a google.

[Guttorm]

Hardy har har...

I moved out a couple of weeks ago... And I'm working as a bouncer most part of Valentines day sooo... :D

[SABER 2-3]

I'm gonna give my wife a dozen dead gangsters...I'm even going to gun them down my self (that always means more to her). I know; I'm just a hopeless romantic, but I did forget our anniversary.... Again.

[ShotOver]

Yeah, umm.. God dumped sooo nooooo valentines day For Pauly :(

[perdurabo]

**** !! arghhh not now! :( she kicked my ass few weeks ago i just go hide or get drunk

[Merik]

My Valentines day will be spent at a cemetary.


:( :hug:

Appreciate the hug.

[StarvingStudent47]

my mom's gonna give me a small box of russel stoufers chocolates (the 4 piece boxes) like she does every year. woot

Moms rock. I know it's "not macho" in this specific culture to say so, but it's true (not all cultures are like this--the 1950's Soviet war epic Ballad of a Soldier is about a guy trying to get home to his mother, not his wife).

My mom sent me a bit of chocolate and a giant LEGO set of the Red Baron's Fokker Dr 1 (I've already got the Sopwith Camel from the same series). How cool is that? LEGOs nearly make up for not getting laid ;)

http://cache.lego.com/images/shop/Products/TYPE10/LEGO-US-2057/Set384x288us010024.jpg
670 pieces; roughly an 18 inch wingspan. And it's red, so it's appropriate for Valentine's Day, right?

woot woot woot woot woot

[Haiw]

How cool is that? LEGOs nearly make up for not getting laid ;)
Or maybe they're the reason for not getting laid ;)

My condolensces Merik.

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

Go lego go woot

Merik :hug:

As for my valentines day things kinda have turned up. We'll see how it goes ;)

[StarvingStudent47]

I somehow missed Merik's earlier post. My sincere condolences for your loss...

[StarvingStudent47]

How cool is that? LEGOs nearly make up for not getting laid ;)
Or maybe they're the reason for not getting laid ;)

Screw you--all the girls worth dating like LEGOs too :)

[Haiw]

You damn pedophile... ;)

[StarvingStudent47]

You damn pedophile... ;)

You perverted Eurowussie hippie. Plenty of adults like LEGOs here in the USA... :)

[Merik]

Uhh yeah remind me how this goes from Valentines Day to pedophiles?

Thanks guys.

[Haiw]

It was the Swedes. Definately.
;)

[Operation Ivy]

I bought roses cause im a poor ass bastard :( , but as long as i get some lovin i dont care ;)

[Jack Mehoff]

I have nobody to share my Valentine :(

[Merik]

I have nobody to share my Valentine :(

Wheres your wife Jack? Sorry man. :|

[Jack Mehoff]

She left me for farmgirl :(

[farmgirl]

She left me for farmgirl :(

yeah... and you're right, Jack. She is hot. p-)














Not really.... I'm just all alone in Iowa waiting for my internet Valentines to arrive...... :( Don't let me down boys..... ;)

[Vance]

My woman is in Florida...I'll be spending V-Day on my own. :(

[Haiw]

Not really.... I'm just all alone in Iowa waiting for my internet Valentines to arrive...... :( Don't let me down boys..... ;)
Hey, how are we supposed to send the flowers, chocolate and iron to you when we ain't got an adress? ;)

[farmgirl]

Not really.... I'm just all alone in Iowa waiting for my internet Valentines to arrive...... :( Don't let me down boys..... ;)
Hey, how are we supposed to send the flowers, chocolate and iron to you when we ain't got an adress? ;)


You can just PM me with all your kind wishes, Haiw. There might be some internet stalker here just waiting for my address. ;) I don't want to get dead for some chocolate! p-)

Seriously.... have a great weekend guys. I'll be sitting in a classroom trying to get smarter. :roll: I know.... sounds like a good time.

[Jack Mehoff]

Babe, it's not that hard to find your WHOIS of your IP address. I can trace to your exact location no problemo

[farmgirl]

Babe, it's not that hard to find your WHOIS of your IP address. I can trace to your exact location no problemo


yeah.... but you aren't going to kill me now are you, Jack???? :roll:

[Jack Mehoff]

Babe, it's not that hard to find your WHOIS of your IP address. I can trace to your exact location no problemo


yeah.... but you aren't going to kill me now are you, Jack???? :roll:

Of course not, I hate violence. Beside, why would I want to hurt a nice girl/woman like you? 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[Jack Mehoff]

another present for farmgirl :lol:

GIRLS ONLY (http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/NastyBurger/f.jpg)

[NcDeuce]

http://www.hallmark.com/hmk/Website/Shopping/sh_eg_category.jsp?BV_SessionID=@@@@1080290261.1076780240@@@@&BV_EngineID=hadcjijegmigbedcfchcgf.0&fromPage=&hdnCatOID=-104422

[perdurabo]

BTW sanct Valentine in Poland cares aboout retarded ppl :)
historically our "love" day is "sobótka świętojańska" or "noc kupały" its the shortest night in a year girls throw flowers to river and there are big camp-fires ppl dance around and have love in nerbay bushes :D of course now its history :( and we make v-day as anyone else in world

[Rantanplan]

http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/v40/Rantanplan/Valentins4.jpg

[California Joe]

Happy V day sweets. Had the chicks at work take a pic of me. Did so.

http://www.staleywise.com/collection/ritts/ritts_fred_w_tires_b.jpg

[Jack Mehoff]

Happy V day sweets. Had the chicks at work take a pic of me. Did so.

http://www.staleywise.com/collection/ritts/ritts_fred_w_tires_b.jpg

http://home.zonnet.nl/forum_spam2/user_related/misc/images/0010.jpg

[California Joe]

Just had to come in after me and **** block huh Jack. Nice. Thought we were pals.

[Seoulstriker]

going for the **** lock, he only got the **** block.

[Seraphim]

Some chick wants me to goto this valentines party with her...I dont think Im going though. Im not attracted towards her, but maybe I'll find someone there that I do like. But I dont want to hurt her feelings or whatnot.

[Merik]

going for the **** lock, he only got the **** block.

Yeah nice job guys, you got Seoul back on his **** fixiation again.

[California Joe]

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful Merik. ;)

[Rantanplan]

going for the **** lock, he only got the **** block.

Yeah nice job guys, you got Seoul back on his **** fixiation again.


http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/v40/Rantanplan/soulstrikers*****.jpg ;)

[Merik]

Ha, that pic is still funny Rant.

[Jack Mehoff]

My wife bought me a new xbox and some games today woot Bye bye PS2

http://www.xbox-connection.com/hostedimages/game1.jpg

[mocking_loudly_died]

My wife bought me a new xbox and some games today woot Bye bye PS2

Dang, your wife only bought me some new socks.

[stuntman]

I gave my favorite hooker a extra $5 today! Just because of Valentine's day.. Na I picked up my girl from work and I bought her some roses from a shopping cart but she does't know that!
It's the thought that counts! funny how far 2 bucks can go, but I really had three. lol

[Jack Mehoff]

My wife bought me a new xbox and some games today woot Bye bye PS2

Dang, your wife only bought me some new socks.

You might get hurt for saying that

[StarvingStudent47]

I spent V-Day going and seeing Mystic River with a pack of The Guys (TM), and then going to the local bar and getting really effing drunk off of Black Butte Porter. Overall, a great V-Day. Good movie, good beer. I recommend both to anybody who hasn't tried either of the two.

[mocking_loudly_died]

My wife bought me a new xbox and some games today woot Bye bye PS2

Dang, your wife only bought me some new socks.

You might get hurt for saying that

That’s possible, but the issue would be the following:

1. flying to Australia
2. bothering to look me up
3. wasting your time and energy pummeling me
4. beating up females is morally wrong according to the social majority

When you could in the mean time play your lovely new and shiny sexbox.

[California Joe]

4. beating up females is morally wrong according to the social majority



Did I miss the memo or are you just referring to your penchant for wearing slinky evening gowns and garters?

[Jack Mehoff]

My wife bought me a new xbox and some games today woot Bye bye PS2

Dang, your wife only bought me some new socks.

You might get hurt for saying that

That’s possible, but the issue would be the following:

1. flying to Australia
2. bothering to look me up
3. wasting your time and energy pummeling me
4. beating up females is morally wrong according to the social majority

When you could in the mean time play your lovely new and shiny sexbox.

You are a chick??? :D

[Haiw]

I spent V-day on a 25 km hike with a friend... Yeah, I suck :(

[Merik]

4. beating up females is morally wrong according to the social majority



Did I miss the memo or are you just referring to your penchant for wearing slinky evening gowns and garters?

I just choked on my drink reading that.

[California Joe]

http://www.angelfire.com/theforce/emprs_palpatine/smilies/yoda5.gifDig me they do...chicks

[farmgirl]

Thanks for the Valentine wishes boys.... I appreciate it.... I really do. :hug: I spent my Valentine's Day in class, but I'm done with another and that much closer to getting my master's degree. woot

[Haiw]

Spending V-day in class sucks. Unless farmgirl is teaching *** ed. of course.

[farmgirl]

another present for farmgirl :lol:

GIRLS ONLY (http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/NastyBurger/f.jpg)

You're too good to me Jack...... ;)

[Jack Mehoff]

Now, it's time to post your bikini shots

[farmgirl]

Now, it's time to post your bikini shots


As soon as Joe gets done painting me as the Queen of Skulls.... I'll put it right up..... ;)

[Jack Mehoff]

Now, it's time to post your bikini shots


As soon as Joe gets done painting me as the Queen of Skulls.... I'll put it right up..... ;)

http://home.zonnet.nl/forum_spam/misc/misc/images/0108.jpg

[Seraphim]

So anyways, I didnt goto that party with that chick...but instead I went out to the bars with my friends. At this one bar they gave you a name tag and a fake phone number. If you find the chick with the same name then you have to do something on the dance floor. My name was "In Diana Jones & The Temple Of Poon" When I was walking around I did see a guy who had a tag that was Jack Mehoff. :lol:

[farmgirl]

So anyways, I didnt goto that party with that chick...but instead I went out to the bars with my friends. At this one bar they gave you a name tag and a fake phone number. If you find the chick with the same name then you have to do something on the dance floor. My name was "In Diana Jones & The Temple Of Poon" When I was walking around I did see a guy who had a tag that was Jack Mehoff. :lol:



So did you find your girl????

[Seraphim]

Nah my friend who was driving me wanted to leave for some reason. So we just cruised around. I had a bad headache too...something in that coke and rye. I wanted to stay even with my headache to find the girl. But oh well.