Ummm.... you want to do what???

[farmgirl]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=857&e=5&u=/nm/oukoe_germany_chainsaw


Actress's breasts cut in chainsaw accident
Wed Feb 11

BERLIN (*******) - A German actress was taken to hospital after an artist injured her breasts while trying to cut open her bra with a chainsaw during a rehearsal for a stage show, she has told a newspaper.

"It was the worst moment of my life. I thought, Sibylle, you're going to die," the actress, former **** star Sibylle Rauch, 43, told Bild newspaper.

The chainsaw operator, performance artist Marko Koenig, said Rauch was lying down during the rehearsal on Monday and suddenly bent forward just as he was applying the saw to her bra.

"I couldn't pull back the chainsaw quickly enough and cut her breast and stomach. It was terrible," he told Bild. The hospital in Karlsruhe, southwest Germany, where Rauch was treated declined to give details of her injuries. "We are not authorised to comment on our patients," a spokesman said.




The difference between that woman and me....
The minute he mentioned chainsaw and breasts in the same sentence.... I'd have been out of there!!! :cantbeli:

[Herrmannek]

On the power of the mighty natural selection....Super-Darwin PLEASE HELP...

[Operation Ivy]

:cantbeli: rofl :D

[perdurabo]

i cant stop laughing :)

[Macs.]

p-)

[b00n]

I guess Macs will agree with me when i say "Bild" is one of the crappiest resources for reliable information in germany.... :roll:

[Macs.]

I guess Macs will agree with me when i say "Bild" is one of the crappiest resources for reliable information in germany.... :roll:

Yeah, maybe sometimes, but Sybille Rauch is one of the dumbest woman ever. ;)

[TriggerPuller]

I guess Macs will agree with me when i say "Bild" is one of the crappiest resources for reliable information in germany.... :roll:

Yeah, maybe sometimes, but Sybille Rauch is one of the dumbest woman ever. ;)Yeah but she can suck a mean **** so who cares how dumb she is!!!!

TP

[farmgirl]

I guess Macs will agree with me when i say "Bild" is one of the crappiest resources for reliable information in germany.... :roll:

Yeah, maybe sometimes, but Sybille Rauch is one of the dumbest woman ever. ;)Yeah but she can suck a mean **** so who cares how dumb she is!!!!

TP

:cantbeli: good lord TP.... so nice to know your standards are so high!!! :roll:

[Haiw]

Well he does have a point; whether a dumb or an intelligent woman polishes you knob...would you notice the difference? ;)

Anyway, even though Bild isn't exactly the most best newssource (it makes British polaroid look independant and reliable), I believe this story was true (read it from a Dutch source as well).

[Haiw]

BTW 'German actress' means ****star in this case :lol:

[TriggerPuller]

Standards? What standards Im a Marine living in Mexico,Iam not suppose to have any standards!! If I had standards I would have joined the Air Force!

TP

[ibstolidude]

Standards? What standards Im a Marine living in Mexico,Iam not suppose to have any standards!! If I had standards I would have joined the Air Force!

TP
That even applies to dumb german uni-****s? You make me look chaste.

[Falco]

I guess we'll need to make new warning labels for chainsaws now. :cantbeli:

[farmgirl]

I guess we'll need to make new warning labels for chainsaws now. :cantbeli:

WARNING: Not intended as an undergarmet removal device. :roll:

[James]

I guess Macs will agree with me when i say "Bild" is one of the crappiest resources for reliable information in germany.... :roll:

Yeah, maybe sometimes, but Sybille Rauch is one of the dumbest woman ever. ;)Yeah but she can suck a mean **** so who cares how dumb she is!!!!

TP

TP, let me be the first to say that you are a classy guy. :P rofl

[usa320]

If she dies im sure darwinawards.com will post-humously award her.