Lyrics Du Jour

[Hot Lips]

Yours till the stars have no glory
Yours till the birds fail to sing
Yours to the end of life's story,
This pledge to you, dear, I bring.
Yours in the gray of December
Here or on far distant shores!
I've never loved anyone the way I love you
How could I? When I was born to be just yours.

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/2673/cutiepie4hw.gif

[EvanL]

That means the world to me

[Hot Lips]

I'm feeling lovey. http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/9879/smilie488if.gif

[EvanL]

IM feeling beery.

[California Joe]

Obviously she was talking to me. If it was to you it would have said memphiz at the beginning, not Hot Lips. Duh.

[EvanL]

Obviously she was talking to me. If it was to you it would have said memphiz at the beginning, not Hot Lips. Duh.
Me and memphiz are together but its not ******. Its just we find eachother good company.
I like girls.

[Hot Lips]

Oh CJ you big
hunka MOD you!

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/5429/smilieloveromeo6sp.gif

[Clete Torres]

California Joe? **** Blocker Joe is more like it. Aint none of us is gonna get next to Hot Lips as long as this guy is around. None of us.

[EvanL]

California Joe? **** Blocker Joe is more like it. Aint none of us is gonna get next to Hot Lips as long as this guy is around. None of us.
Damn son, why you all up in here actin like dat?!

[Hot Lips]

Clete, I'm afraid that your idea of foreplay would be the "pull my finger" game.

[msnger]

Hot Lips is a female?

[EvanL]

Clete, I'm afraid that your idea of foreplay would be the "pull my finger" game.
What would mine be?

[Hot Lips]

Hot Lips is a female?

I would like the Mods to note that I exercised great restraint just now regarding a prosthesis..

[Hot Lips]

What would mine be?

"Quarters"

[EvanL]

"Quarters"
i dont get it

[Hot Lips]

It's a drinking game. You bounce quarters off the bar into a shot of booze. Whom ever misses , drinks.

[Clete Torres]

I think Sir Mix-A-Lot described me best when he said, "'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong, and I'm down to get the friction on." You know what I'm talking about Hot Lips. My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns, hun.

[EvanL]

It's a drinking game. You bounce quarters off the bar into a shot of booze. Whom ever misses , drinks.
ohhh
i drank a coin doing that once.
thats not very intimate though. I thought you knew me better than that.

[Midav]

You get to make a rule if you get three shots in a row into the glass.

I love the drink, drank, drunk rule ;)

[EvanL]

I think Sir Mix-A-Lot described me best when he said, "'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong, and I'm down to get the friction on." You know what I'm talking about Hot Lips. My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns, hun. \Even in the jeans she's wearing?

[Hot Lips]

My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns, hun.
http://www.feelingretro.com/toy_img/inchworm.jpg

[EvanL]

http://www.feelingretro.com/toy_img/inchworm.jpg
i like that better.
can i have a big wheel?

[Hot Lips]

I thought you knew me better than that.

I'm teasing. :hug:

[EvanL]

I'm teasing. :hug:
i love it when you do that.
especially with the feather.

[Clete Torres]

http://www.feelingretro.com/toy_img/inchworm.jpg
Hey wait a minute, that thing was called "Inch Worm". Was that some kind of poke at my ***** size? Nicely done if it was.

[EvanL]

Hey wait a minute, that thing was called "Inch Worm". Was that some kind of poke at my ***** size? Nicely done if it was. I thought it had something to do with "riding the worm"
BUt yes
you do have a small *****

[Hot Lips]

Hey wait a minute, that thing was called "Inch Worm". Was that some kind of poke at my ***** size? Nicely done if it was.

*giggles incessantly*

[Seraphim]

California Joe? **** Blocker Joe is more like it. Aint none of us is gonna get next to Hot Lips as long as this guy is around. None of us.

rofl

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[molly747]

ohhh
i drank a coin doing that once.
thats not very intimate though. I thought you knew me better than that.

pffft, everyone knows "Asshole" is the best drinking game in prelude to some lovin'...

[Hot Lips]

Molly baby, you are scaring me.

[Clete Torres]

I'm not familiar with this "Asshole" game either, but I must say, you had my attention at the word "Asshole".

[Midav]

I'm not familiar with this "Asshole" game either, but I must say, you had my attention at the word "Asshole".

Just hope you're not the one that drops all 52 cards!

[molly747]

Nobody here has played the card game "Asshole"?? This cannot be true. We played this all the time back in school. In some circles, it's also called "President."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/President_(game)

[EvanL]

Nobody here has played the card game "Asshole"?? This cannot be true. We played this all the time back in school. In some circles, it's also called "President."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/President_(game) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/President_%28game%29)
yeh ive played it. and ive played it drunk. but its not a good game to play before ***.

[Clete Torres]

About the only drinking game I played in college was one called "Quit kicking me bitch and take those f***ing pants off."

[Bob Lawbla]

Do you know why Clete always cries when he is having ***???










Mace




I kid.....I kid...

[Hot Lips]

Nobody here has played the card game "Asshole"?? This cannot be true. We played this all the time back in school. In some circles, it's also called "President."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/President_(game) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/President_%28game%29)


Nevah heard of it. My Senior year we played Suck & Blow at a lot of drunken gatherings. I was the best, but sometimes dropping the card is more fun. p-)

[sir-chimp]

Do you know why Clete always cries when he is having ***???










Mace




I kid.....I kid...


since when did horses carry mace?