Avary
12-08-2005, 03:48 PM
Ninjas are totally awesome and for good reasons. I have collected evidence of this total Ninja awesomeness to share with you.
Exhibit A :
Sho Kosugi, the Great Immortal Living God of Ninjas protects his girlfriend (she's not Ninja) against a dozen very rare and elusive Argentinian Ninjas (http://media.putfile.com/Sho-Kosugi-And-Argentinian-Ninjas). Awesomeness ensues.
Exhibit B :
Herein lies the visual proof that the Black White Ninja exists, and that he sometimes encounters the White Black Ninja. Is this confusing? Watch the video (http://media.putfile.com/Black-White-Ninja-vs-White-Black-Ninja), for to see is to understand, Grasshopper.
Exhibit C :
There are many lessons to learn when one takes the path of the Ninja. In this documentary video (http://media.putfile.com/Blades-Are-Better-Than-Bullets), Master Sho Kosugi the Great Immortal Living God of Ninjas teaches us to never bring a gun to a sword fight, because, as he demonstrates, Blades are better than Bullets.
Exhibit D :
Ninjas are cool, Kunoichis are hot. The hotness of the Kunoichi that makes her the hottest living being in existence in the Universe and Japan, even surpassing by far the heat of ten thousand suns rolled up into one ball of hotness, allows her to use Secret Kunoichi Techniques. Here Asuka from the Kage Ninja Clan demonstrates how to infiltrate an enemy stronghold (http://media.putfile.com/SecretKunoichiTechniques1_0001), eliminating the sentries.
Exhibit E :
The Kunoichi's strength comes not from muscle, but from her secret array of weapons. When facing a stronger opponent, the Kunoichi as a few tricks up her sleeve (http://media.putfile.com/SecretKunoichiTechniques2_0001).
Exhibit F :
Back at the Secret Ninja Hideout we are popping out the sushi and sake in anticipation to watching the greatest movie ever made : Revenge Of The Ninja (http://media.putfile.com/revenge_ninja_trailer_001). Only a Ninja can stop a Ninja.
Exhibit G :
Originally Ninjas were created in feudal Japan to combat the invasion of the Mimes during the Secret Era of Japanese History, a period that started soon after the first namban ship from France landed near Kyoto to end during the Boshin War. I have found this very extremely rare reel of footage (http://media.putfile.com/Ninja-School) showing the very first class of Ninjas ready for graduation and joining the War Against the Mimes. Even all the way back then, awesomeness was the halmark of the Ninja.
Exhibit H :
Bullets can't kill a Ninja. Neither can arrows, even when shot by three Ninjas (http://media.putfile.com/Catching-Arrows-Ninja-Style). It's awesome!
Exhibit I :
Kane Kosugi, Son of Sho Kosugi the Great Immortal Living God of Ninjas, as always been kicking ass, even as a little kid (http://media.putfile.com/Kane-Kosugi-Kicks-Ass).
Exhibit J :
Within the sercet mysterious Ninja family the Father must teach the Ways of the Ninja to his son (http://media.putfile.com/Sho-Kosugi-And-Kane). It's awesome.
Exhibit A :
Sho Kosugi, the Great Immortal Living God of Ninjas protects his girlfriend (she's not Ninja) against a dozen very rare and elusive Argentinian Ninjas (http://media.putfile.com/Sho-Kosugi-And-Argentinian-Ninjas). Awesomeness ensues.
Exhibit B :
Herein lies the visual proof that the Black White Ninja exists, and that he sometimes encounters the White Black Ninja. Is this confusing? Watch the video (http://media.putfile.com/Black-White-Ninja-vs-White-Black-Ninja), for to see is to understand, Grasshopper.
Exhibit C :
There are many lessons to learn when one takes the path of the Ninja. In this documentary video (http://media.putfile.com/Blades-Are-Better-Than-Bullets), Master Sho Kosugi the Great Immortal Living God of Ninjas teaches us to never bring a gun to a sword fight, because, as he demonstrates, Blades are better than Bullets.
Exhibit D :
Ninjas are cool, Kunoichis are hot. The hotness of the Kunoichi that makes her the hottest living being in existence in the Universe and Japan, even surpassing by far the heat of ten thousand suns rolled up into one ball of hotness, allows her to use Secret Kunoichi Techniques. Here Asuka from the Kage Ninja Clan demonstrates how to infiltrate an enemy stronghold (http://media.putfile.com/SecretKunoichiTechniques1_0001), eliminating the sentries.
Exhibit E :
The Kunoichi's strength comes not from muscle, but from her secret array of weapons. When facing a stronger opponent, the Kunoichi as a few tricks up her sleeve (http://media.putfile.com/SecretKunoichiTechniques2_0001).
Exhibit F :
Back at the Secret Ninja Hideout we are popping out the sushi and sake in anticipation to watching the greatest movie ever made : Revenge Of The Ninja (http://media.putfile.com/revenge_ninja_trailer_001). Only a Ninja can stop a Ninja.
Exhibit G :
Originally Ninjas were created in feudal Japan to combat the invasion of the Mimes during the Secret Era of Japanese History, a period that started soon after the first namban ship from France landed near Kyoto to end during the Boshin War. I have found this very extremely rare reel of footage (http://media.putfile.com/Ninja-School) showing the very first class of Ninjas ready for graduation and joining the War Against the Mimes. Even all the way back then, awesomeness was the halmark of the Ninja.
Exhibit H :
Bullets can't kill a Ninja. Neither can arrows, even when shot by three Ninjas (http://media.putfile.com/Catching-Arrows-Ninja-Style). It's awesome!
Exhibit I :
Kane Kosugi, Son of Sho Kosugi the Great Immortal Living God of Ninjas, as always been kicking ass, even as a little kid (http://media.putfile.com/Kane-Kosugi-Kicks-Ass).
Exhibit J :
Within the sercet mysterious Ninja family the Father must teach the Ways of the Ninja to his son (http://media.putfile.com/Sho-Kosugi-And-Kane). It's awesome.