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Tommy Gunn
02-12-2004, 09:56 PM
Arutz Sheva
Feb 13, 2004

A suggestion that has been made repeatedly since the start of the Oslo War is about to be adopted by Israel’s police force. According to a report by Maariv, the plan calls for the insertion of bags of pig fat in public buses and other central locations in the hope that it will deter Islamic terrorist suicide bombers aiming for martyrdom from detonating themselves there.

The suggestion is based on the fact that Islam regards the pig as an unclean animal and Muslim law bars any Moslem who touches a pig before dying access to heaven. One of the basic motives for Islamic suicide terrorists is the assurance that as a ‘shahid’ or martyr, their place in paradise is guaranteed as they die in ‘holy martyrdom’ for the sake of Islam.

Although the idea has been vocally suggested for years, and was practiced in various forms by the British before 1948, the Maariv report says that the police just recently “thought of the idea,” but wanted to obtain rabbinic assurance that the plan would not upset observant Jews.

Rabbi Eliezer Moshe Fisher, of the Jerusalem Rabbinical Court, issued his official ruling on Wednesday saying, “there is no halachic (Jewish legal) ban on using bags of lard in buses and other places” when saving lives is concerned. The Jewish legal permit says that bags of lard may be placed in any place that might be a target for suicide bombings, such as schools, shopping malls, railway stations, and any other crowded area.

The rabbi also said that if the police do not use pig fat in buses, tens of thousands of Torah-observant Jews would arm themselves with spray guns filled with liquid lard, which they would then spray on terrorists as the need arises.

Deputy Defense Minister MK Yaakov Edri (Likud) came out in support of the new idea. “If bags of pig lard will prevent zealous Muslim terrorists from carrying out attacks, I’m all for it”, he said.

According to the Moskovski Komsomol newspaper, Russian security have been burying Chechen terrorists wrapped in pig's skin ever since the siege on a Russian theater last year. Reportedly, the actions have become a deterrent amongst Chechen Muslims but have done nothing to deter nationalist terrorism.

Residents of Gush Katif have tried the formula in the past, inserting pig fat in the body of terrorists that have attacked their homes. Residents told Arutz-7 that a "right-wing kibbutz-nik" had supplied them with the swine tissues. Arab MKs responded to a report of such actions with outrage. Abdel Malek Dahamshe said, "The ethical inferiority and lowliness that the settlers have reached is intolerable. This is an act of first-degree desecration of God's name." MK Tzvi Hendel responded, "If these primitive murderers stuff their brains with nonsense about Paradise and who-knows-how-many virgins waiting only for them, then they certainly believe in the other nonsense that being buried with pigskin blocks their way to Paradise."

Dalleer
02-12-2004, 10:00 PM
the plan calls for the insertion of bags of pig fat in public buses and other central locations in the hope that it will deter Islamic terrorist suicide bombers aiming for martyrdom from detonating themselves there.

The suggestion is based on the fact that Islam regards the pig as an unclean animal and Muslim law bars any Moslem who touches a pig before dying access to heaven.

Hmm, better start arming B52's with pigfat bombs...

usa320
02-12-2004, 10:04 PM
If it keeps them from loading our planes with hijackers...

SeanAshi
02-12-2004, 11:07 PM
How about keeping whatever is left of the suicide/homicide bomber, and don't allow burial for the terrorist?

Tommy Gunn
02-12-2004, 11:15 PM
How about keeping whatever is left of the suicide/homicide bomber, and don't allow burial for the terrorist?

How about feeding those remains to the hogs?

Midav
02-12-2004, 11:28 PM
How about keeping whatever is left of the suicide/homicide bomber, and don't allow burial for the terrorist?

How about feeding those remains to the hogs?

Good idea!

SeanAshi
02-12-2004, 11:37 PM
How about feeding those remains to the hogs?
Yes!

Nizark
02-13-2004, 05:33 AM
Hows this one http://www.geocities.com/iamshaiten/jpg/pigfeeds.jpg

Mr. Nielsen
02-13-2004, 06:07 AM
I think the thing about the seventy-something virgins is overrated. Those Hamas men who blow themselves up in the nineties and in the beginning of the present uprising, were probably quite religous. But now the bombers are all kinds of people.

And to deter even the religous ones, I wouldn't feel much safer protected by a limp of pig fat.

As for keeping the bodies. Hizbollah and Israel have practised this for years, and neither side has been deterred.

All in all this issue seems to be about getting to even lower moral standards.

alexjulian
02-13-2004, 07:08 AM
Why not arm bus drivers with a bacon double cheeses burger

S'13
02-13-2004, 07:11 AM
This worked in the past...


A True story about General "Black Jack" Pershing.

Born September 13th, 1860 near Laclede, Mississippi
Died July 15th, 1948 in Washington, D.C.
1891 Professor of Military Science and Tactics University of Nebraska
1898 Serves in the Spanish-American War
1901 Awarded rank of Captain
1906 Promoted to rank of Brigadier General
1909 Military Governor of Moro Province, Philippines
1916 Made Major General
1919 Promoted to General of the Armies
1921 Appointed Chief of Staff
1924 Retires from active duty
Education: 4 Years-West Point

One important thing to remember is that Muslims detest pork because they believe pigs are filthy animals. Some of them simply refuse to eat it, while others won't even touch pigs at all, nor any of their by-products. To them, eating or touching a pig, its meat, its blood, etc., is to be instantly barred from paradise and doomed to hell.

Just before World War I, there were a number of terrorist attacks against the United States and it's interests by, you guessed it, Muslim extremists.

So General Pershing captured 50 of the terrorists and had them tied to posts execution style. He then had his men bring in two pigs and slaughter them in front of the, now horrified, terrorists.

The soldiers then soaked their bullets in pigs blood, and proceeded to execute 49 of the terrorists by firing squad.

The soldiers then dug a big hole, dumped in the terrorist's bodies and covered them in pig blood, entrails, etc.

They let the 50th man go. And for about the next 42 years, there was not a single attack by a muslim fanatic anywhere in the world

ShotOver
02-13-2004, 07:24 AM
You trying to hint we execute the detainees at gutanamo with pig blood covered bullets?
rofl

Wont the Hamas members killing themselves and not having a chance to get to heaven make them more of a marter?

anonymous individual
02-13-2004, 07:26 AM
You trying to hint we execute the detainees at gutanamo with pig blood covered bullets?
rofl

Wont the Hamas members killing themselves and not having a chance to get to heaven make them more of a marter?

:D

S'13
02-13-2004, 07:32 AM
You trying to hint we execute the detainees at gutanamo with pig blood covered bullets?
rofl

Wont the Hamas members killing themselves and not having a chance to get to heaven make them more of a marter?

All I did was bring an example, I am not trying hint anything... ;)

I think that by the first time the Hamas or Islamic Jihad hear of this they will have a religious ruling saying it's alright to die with pig fat all over you as long as you died in the name of Allah or something like that.

ShotOver
02-13-2004, 07:34 AM
hahaha, yeah thats what i thought they would do.

But yeah, we need to execute some of them with pig blood covered bullets to make an example.

I'll leave that upto the awesome Mossad :)

Mr. Nielsen
02-13-2004, 07:47 AM
I think that by the first time the Hamas or Islamic Jihad hear of this they will have a religious ruling saying it's alright to die with pig fat all over you as long as you died in the name of Allah or something like that.

Most likely. I think the Koran already had to be bend to excuse the bombings in the first place.