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Violet Fashion by Mindy
12-12-2005, 10:23 AM
http://media.santoalt.com/funnypictures/simcity.jpg
Aerosoul
12-12-2005, 10:57 AM
yeah i remember that.
New Orleans...ahhh....what a city.
BadKarma26
12-12-2005, 11:10 AM
LOL! SOO BAD....but sooo funny
Rantanplan
12-12-2005, 11:48 AM
what game?
Viktor_s
12-12-2005, 12:46 PM
SimCity 2000 by the looks of it.
P.S. Notice that they have 0$ cash!!
Aerosoul
12-12-2005, 12:47 PM
yeah it only says SimCity 2000 in the title bar.
.666 Caliber
12-12-2005, 03:18 PM
Thats f*cked up but suprisingly funny......
WolverineBlue
12-12-2005, 03:21 PM
Realistic, but I don't see CJ's alcohol-inflated corpse in the French Quarter
W3s II
12-12-2005, 03:23 PM
Rotflmao!!!
Morboute
12-12-2005, 03:35 PM
Also note that the city is called Louisiana (sp?!), they just added a sign that say New Orleans...
Stormy
12-12-2005, 03:46 PM
Funny. The game is called Sim city. It's simulating what can actually happen at a given situation. Is that the latest Sim City ?
Hellfish
12-12-2005, 03:53 PM
No, the newest SimCity is #4, two generations ahead of this one.
Violet Fashion by Mindy
12-12-2005, 05:23 PM
This is the latest version
New City:
A city established in a previous untouched wilderness area. As such the only industry allowed is small scale agrilculture and high-tech environment friendly industry. At present the population is only 11,000 (2005 Goth Census)
http://www.opflash.org/news/images/PureMassacre/SimCity/Wank/CityGates1.jpg
The main road into New City. The design of the city gates reflects the artistic nature of this very exclusive town. There is two ranger stations in the park complex (unseen) and is one of the major tourist attractions in this eco friendly rural town.
http://www.opflash.org/news/images/PureMassacre/SimCity/Wank/ForesharePark1.jpg
The foreshore park nestled in a secluded bay of Angelspit River hosts the New City War Memorial, Botenical Gardens and walking paths. Also seen in the City Hall. Built and Funded by the town mayor and renowned goth Minardiau.
http://www.opflash.org/news/images/PureMassacre/SimCity/Wank/WindMills1.jpg
Like everything in New City. Enviromentally friendly policies have led to the construction of the New City Wind Farm. Set in the Amy Lee National Park this project enhances New City's reputation as a high tech and enviromentally friendly lifestyle.
http://www.opflash.org/news/images/PureMassacre/SimCity/Wank/HiTech1.jpg
Through incentives such as lower tax rates New City has encoureged the development of Hi-Tech and enviromentally friendly Industry.
http://www.opflash.org/news/images/PureMassacre/SimCity/Wank/HiWealthStreet1.jpg
Ah the typical street. Quite, peacefull, friendly and full of wealth. New City provides a standard of living 2nd to none.
For more information on moving to this what is a remarkable achievment call 1800-you-suck-**** for a brochure.
Overview of the city. Seen in the lower half is the ICBM Research facility. And missile launch. To island in the middle features the CBD. To the left is the Ikon business district. The lower left is the Minardi business district and to the right is the industrul district.
http://www.opflash.org/news/images/PureMassacre/SimCity/Wank/TestLaunch.jpg
View of the harbour. To the righ the is the industrial complex. High Tech industry is the order of the day.
http://www.opflash.org/news/images/PureMassacre/SimCity/Wank/Harbour.jpg
View of the Necropolis Bridge. A unique engineering achievment considering the space and cost of the project.
http://www.opflash.org/news/images/PureMassacre/SimCity/Wank/Bridge.jpg
Near the Necropolis Bridge is the Ikon Business District. A small district compared to the CBD but none the less one of the key growth areas in the southern area.
http://www.opflash.org/news/images/PureMassacre/SimCity/Wank/Night.jpg
Small pic showing the New City ringroad in Autunm
http://www.opflash.org/news/images/PureMassacre/SimCity/Wank/Ddd.jpg
Part of the CBD. Showing is the main train station, seawall and a wave pool.
http://www.opflash.org/news/images/PureMassacre/SimCity/Wank/New****2.jpg
Some of the earth works required in the construction of the Great Nortern Railway into the heart of the city. Project is yet to be completed but it full connects with the freight, subway system and urban rail networks.
http://www.opflash.org/news/images/PureMassacre/SimCity/Wank/New****1.jpg
http://www.opflash.org/news/images/PureMassacre/SimCity/Wank/Yard.jpg
Violet Fashion by Mindy
12-12-2005, 05:24 PM
That copied from another post of mine on another forum.
Bob Lawbla
12-12-2005, 05:29 PM
Where is your PVC and Latex facility????
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