Pistachios

[EvanL]

Don't you hate it when you are trying to eat pistachios, and you get the one that you can't open. And you get the salt under your fingernails and it burns.
And then you reach back into the bag only to keep pulling out the empty shells you keep putting back in there.
I can never be happy eating pistachios, but they taste so damn good.

[DeathForSale]

I agree with you 100%!

[Resurrection]

Same thing happens to me, except instead of pistachios it's salt liquorice (damn that stuff's good). The salt burns on my lips since I often have dry lips and sometimes peel the dry skin off.

[Clete Torres]

I'm with you EvanLloyd. I'm a pretty easy going guy, but that is one of the things in life that really just chaps my ass. Pistachios are just too delicious not to be f***ing around with a shell that won't open. You may put the one that won't open down for a minute, but you'll come back for it.

[Cecinator]

Pistachios kick major ass. Everytime i got to San Jose to visit my great gradma she gives me a huge bag of them. Just get one of those nuttcrakars and break them if they dont open, never had any salt under my nails though because I bite them.

[EvanL]

I'm with you EvanLloyd. I'm a pretty easy going guy, but that is one of the things in life that really just chaps my ass. Pistachios are just too delicious not to be f***ing around with a shell that won't open. You may put the one that won't open down for a minute, but you'll come back for it.
I created this thread, cus i knew we would share this in common. Its too Larry David of you not to.

[Ratamacue]

And then you reach back into the bag only to keep pulling out the empty shells you keep putting back in there.
That's why you gotta get a small bowl to put the shells in, man.

[mudbunny]

..........and then your wife tries to help you open the damn thing only she's unable to open it either, so you get pi$$ed at her and hit her over the head with a sharpened tack hammer, and then her brains begin to spill all over the carpet and you immedietly begin to drag the corpse out into the backyard and begin to dig a shallow grave, throwing her in. All that over a glorified peanut.

[EvanL]

..........and then your wife tries to help you open the damn thing only she's unable to open it either, so you get pi$$ed at her and hit her over the head with a sharpened tack hammer, and then her brains begin to spill all over the carpet and you immedietly begin to drag the corpse out into the backyard and begin to dig a shallow grave, throwing her in. All that over a glorified peanut.
You should see what i would do when im eating Walnuts.

[mudbunny]

"You should see what i would do when im eating Walnuts."

Oh sweet Jesus.

[DeathForSale]

Although I prefer peanuts and pretzels with my beer.

[.666 Caliber]

Why not use a little hammer action on the bastards. That would fix those uppity Pistachios!

[Bugalugs]

pistacios used to be the only thing capable of shutting up my motormouth housemate for more than half an hour. that and a baseball bat to the brainbase.

[sir-chimp]

I always feel all happy when I reach in the bag and come out with one already out of the shell.

[Bugalugs]

I always feel all happy when I reach in the bag and come out with one already out of the shell.

that happened to you??????????

i have dreamt of such a moment but never been so blessed. I bow down at the altar of sir-chimp!

[sir-chimp]

that happened to you??????????

i have dreamt of such a moment but never been so blessed. I bow down at the altar of sir-chimp


Worship me you worthless groveling masses! Or I shall throw poo at you.

[askDNA]

they are incredibly delicious in ice cream too

[Bugalugs]

Worship me you worthless groveling masses! Or I shall throw poo at you.

o rly...........?

[sir-chimp]

they are incredibly delicious in ice cream too


Basken Robins - Pistachio and Almond icecream kicks ass and so does a good spumoni icecram. MMMmmm pistachis

[Bugalugs]

they are incredibly delicious in ice cream too

what, poo?

[sir-chimp]

what, poo?


Poo rocks fool, and mine dont stink

[askDNA]

what, poo?

http://www.haagen-dazs.com/img_db/pro/pro_pii_101.jpg

[FutureMcDonaldsEmployee]

yeah that looks good

[EvanL]

yeah that looks good
you dirty dirty mexican!

[Lokinator]

http://www.morigenos.org/images/banana%20split.JPG

[Bugalugs]

Man I'd seek urgent medical help about that ^

[Argyll]

..........and then your wife tries to help you open the damn thing only she's unable to open it either, so you get pi$$ed at her and hit her over the head with a sharpened tack hammer, and then her brains begin to spill all over the carpet and you immedietly begin to drag the corpse out into the backyard and begin to dig a shallow grave, throwing her in. All that over a glorified peanut.


A Glorified peanut!!............that's blasphemy,all hail the Pistachio!!

[Seraphim]

Its because god hates you.

I never use my fingers to open them, I just throw em in my mouth and crack em open, suck up all the salt and spit out the shells.

[M_S]

Its because god hates you.

I never use my fingers to open them, I just throw em in my mouth and crack em open, suck up all the salt and spit out the shells.

Thats skillz!

By the way, were do Pistachio originate from?

Middle eastern desserts use ALOT of Pistachios, and its sooooooo damn good!!!!

[Freibier]

Pistachios rule.
When I'm lazy, I buy them extra salted and without shells.
Mmmmmhhhhhhhhhhh :D

[wulfstan]

Shoot them, like Cheif Wigam