Canada Condemns Conan O'Brien

[obd]

Quebec, long known for its seperatist tendancy and its close brotherhood with the panzi assed French has condemed American late night comedian Conan O'Brien for "making fun of Quebecers" by hinting that they are all gay, uptight, and smell funny. In response Conan O'Brien issued a direct apology to every random Quebecer on the street that he saw while at the same time refusing to bend over and pick up the numerous pennies they droped for him, unplug his nose, or chase them down the street as they ran away screaming for someone to help them.

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[obd]

Oh yeah: The whole "uptight" thing kinda speeks for itself as Canadians have made a national stink over it to the point its reached thier headline news. What a bunch of panzie asses (accept for thier snipers who I hear are very very un-panzie). Come on people!!! Everybody gets made fun of now and then. Look at all the stereotypes of British, American, Japanese, African, Asian, Middle Eastern etc people......Also I hate to mention it yet again but Canadians, and especially Quebecers, are not a race at all so its going a little over the top to call Conans jokes "racist" as some Canadian politicians have......cant you Cannuckers take a freakin joke or what?? I think its the cold weather that gets thier panties all up in a bunch and maybe the fact that "Miracle" about the US Hockey team beating Russia just came out thats got them feeling all assaulted and abused. I shall now awaite the Canadian moose slinging fest..........................

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

Oh yeah: The whole "uptight" thing kinda speeks for itself as Canadians have made a national stink over it to the point its reached thier headline news. What a bunch of panzie asses (accept for thier snipers who I hear are very very un-panzie). Come on people!!! Everybody gets made fun of now and then. Look at all the stereotypes of British, American, Japanese, African, Asian, Middle Eastern etc people......Also I hate to mention it yet again but Canadians, and especially Quebecers, are not a race at all so its going a little over the top to call Conans jokes "racist" as some Canadian politicians have......cant you Cannuckers take a freakin joke or what?? I think its the cold weather that gets thier panties all up in a bunch and maybe the fact that "Miracle" about the US Hockey team beating Russia just came out thats got them feeling all assaulted and abused. I shall now awaite the Canadian moose slinging fest..........................

Ok I do remind you that its only Quebecer's that actually give a flying fawk about this. As to why they do I do not know, so dont try to paint us all with the same brush. I personally dont really care it doesnt effect my life in any way shape or form, Unfortuneatly I can't say the same for you. :roll:

[[AFSOC]]

ok...first of all it wasnt CANADA as a whole country.

QUEBEC them french weiners were complaining. IF Canada really condemnded Conan then no one would've gone to see it.

ya dig?

[usa320]

He should have condemned French Canadians, not all of CAnadians.

[EvanL]

He should have condemned French Canadians, not all of CAnadians.
Condemn them foir what? What the hell do you guys have against french Canadians? Because they speak french you immediately assume they are like the french? They have fought and died for canada just like anglo-canadians have. They can be buggers sometimes but its no reason for americans to be pissed off at them. its an internal problem here.

[[AFSOC]]

Well Evan

I dunt kno if you watched it, but it was Triumph the Insult Comic dog and he was mainly making fun of FRENCH SEPARATIST.

Hell Canadians in Ontario was cheeing like crazyyy when Triumph dissed them.

[obd]

yeah your right guys, I shouldnt have lumped Quebecers in with Canadians. I forget sometimes that everything I think I hate about Canada is actually what I hate about Quebec. I got no beef (moose) with Canadians accept for the time I touched ones beer and.......well for me the grief is still too near..........

[scm77]

The comments that upset French Canadians and some other Canadians were made by a talking dog puppet that smokes a cigar. They were jokes. If any french people were offended they can shove putine up there ass.

[Tommy Gunn]

He should have condemned French Canadians, not all of CAnadians.
Condemn them foir what? What the hell do you guys have against french Canadians?

Did someone say French?

http://www.glocksunlocked.com/forums/html/emoticons/french.gif

[DE_Six]

I am a French Canadian (Quebecer sounds weird, in french I'd say Quebecois...) and I wasn't the least offended by what Triumph said.
Anyone who watches Conan will know that this puppet dog (Triumph, not Conan) never says anything nice about nobody, so...

I also do not think Don Cherry should be censored, even less fired, that's all PC bullsh*t as far as I'm concerned. But that's another story...

Oh, and Tommy, we're as French as the average white American may be English, German or Irish.
Only few of the Quebec population can claim 100% pure French roots. I myself am good part German.
Besides, even though people liken us to the French in terms of political ideas, we are culturally much closer to the rest of Canada and to the US. It's that language barrier that makes us look different, but we eat the same food, watch the same TV, so and so on.
Just so you know. :)

[AFG]

haha that show was so funny... the tower wars, triumph, jim carrey (well he wasnt funny sorta), + more.

hmm...

did u guys know we started a thread like this in the off topic and humor section?

[wholagun]

most people found it funny in Canada, I know the Ontariontions found it hilarious. I did at least.. "you must be french, i can spell your croch from here" oh that mean but funny. rofl
One things for sure this thing won't die out in the minds of quebecois, they will probably use this come the next referendum.

[StarvingStudent47]

The only person on this planet funnier than Conan O'Brian is Triumph. People who get seriously upset about this stuff are missing the effing point. It's like getting your panties in a bunch over an episode of South Park. Learn to laugh a little.

[mocking_loudly_died]

I dislike most late night TV shows, but Conan is amusing.

[Caesar]

It's funny you say that about Quebecers because if Brian was talking about Jews, he would have been fired right away, Cherry as well.

:cantbeli:

[BlackRain]

I dislike most late night TV shows, but Conan is amusing.

This whole drama is alot about "we can dish it out to the stupid Americans but we can't take a little ribbing our selves."

[flickme]

I like how he responded to that. Hes hilarious. I guess they are uptight or they wouldnt have condemned him. lol.

[BOB1]

I think its an over reaction as well but I would like to point out a couple of facts about Quebec that our friends to the south don't seem to grasp.
1) Only a small very vocal minority want to seperate from Canada not all them.
2) Quebec has a Liberal Goverment under Jean Charest which means they are pro confederation.
I wonder what kind of fervour a Canadian comic would have got if he singled out a single aspect of American society such as Hispanics or Jewish people? You know as well as I do he would have got the same backlash as Conan is getting now. I also feel that comedians on both sides of the border should shut up so as we can get back to being as close friends as we once were. Stuff like this only keeps us apart and won't help getting anything done.

[serbian boy]

Quebec sucks, we should just ivade them and kill everybody!!!

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

Quebec sucks, we should just ivade them and kill everybody!!!

Ya man lets "ivade" Quebec...now thats an inbred albertan thought right there. :roll:

[Caesar]

Quebec has a Liberal Goverment under Jean Charest which means they are pro confederation.

It doesnt mean anything. We elected a Liberal government because we wanted something new, new ideas. The "partie québécois" was governing Quebec for a while, Charest is just an opportunist.
Moreover, let's do an other election right now, Jean Charest and his liberals are out.
Even the Bloc québécois is gaining on the Liberals in Quebec in the federal election.


I wonder what kind of fervour a Canadian comic would have got if he singled out a single aspect of American society such as Hispanics or Jewish people?

Suicide, death, murder... Here in Quebec, we just talk much of the time. You are lucky it wasnt about Jews...

[Caesar]

Quebec sucks, we should just ivade them and kill everybody!!!

:petting:

Don't start it asshole, I'm having a bad day.

[Skaman]

Quebec sucks, we should just ivade them and kill everybody!!!

See, thats scary coming from a Serb. Too much Milosevic running through your veins I think.

[serbian boy]

**** Milosevic!!!! :fork:
Pussy ass scumbag!!!!!
Couldn't even take the NATO war to the next level, ****IN WW3!! **** YEAH!!!!!

[Falco]

f*** Milosevic!!!! :fork:
Pussy ass scumbag!!!!!
Couldn't even take the NATO war to the next level, f*** WW3!! f*** YEAH!!!!!

Yup, this guy definately has somekind of problem. I wonder if you would fight in WW3 if it was the serbian army vs NATO.

[serbian boy]

**** Yeah!!!
And it wouldn't have been just serbian army vs. nato, you forgot russia, their public wouldn't allow the attack on an eastern european nation especially one with such close ties as SCG. They would surely whup NATO's ass.
1) YA could've called up a force of 400,000 reservists some with combat experience Croatia,Bosnia. Plus 150,000 full time soldiers.
2) YA know terrain very well, constant training and patroling, born around area.
2.) Good umbrella of protection from Apaches by YA manpads and mobile sams. (SA-6,SA-9,SA-13) plus whatever RA brings along :lol:
3.) Combat Experience
4.) NATO equipment not suited to terrain, Single large highway from pristina to serbia and montenegro, small dirt thin dirt roads through villages.
It would be a meat grinder for NATO troops and soon heavy casulties would be noted at home, there would be oppostion to war, NATO would have to pull out SCG would get Kosovo and probably Macedonia back! :lol: :D woot :hug:

[Haiw]

You see that mirror? That's the mirror of reality.... Now go and take a good deep look at it.

[StarvingStudent47]

f*** Milosevic!!!! :fork:
Pussy ass scumbag!!!!!
Couldn't even take the NATO war to the next level, f*** WW3!! f*** YEAH!!!!!

Well, at least WWIII would have been shorter than WWII.


f*** Yeah!!!
And it wouldn't have been just serbian army vs. nato, you forgot russia, their public wouldn't allow the attack on an eastern european nation especially one with such close ties as SCG. They would surely whup NATO's ass.

Russia DID allow an attack. That's why Milosevic is imprisoned right now.

[serbian boy]

Yes, I think I see it now! yes it's telling me, it's telling me that, that haiw is an american ass kissing, **** licking fag! rofl
Wow the mirror is really the one! the mirror of reality! thanks haiw! :lol: :hug: :hug:

[MetalBoy]

Come on guys let get back on topic here. So who thinks the Quebecois are just a front for French imperialistic aims to eventually take over North America and annex it as New France? p-)

[Haiw]

Yes, I think I see it now! yes it's telling me, it's telling me that, that haiw is an american ass kissing, **** licking fag! rofl
Wow the mirror is really the one! the mirror of reality! thanks haiw! :lol: :hug: :hug:
They say even stupid donkeys don't make the same stupid mistake twice.
You must be an extremely retarded donkey.

Now stop talking untill you've drank from the fountain of sanity.

[Caesar]

haha Serbian, you fool. You are amusing me. :lol:

[EvanL]

Serbian boy ne ma peeshoo

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

They say even stupid donkeys don't make the same stupid mistake twice.
You must be an extremely retarded donkey.

Now stop talking untill you've drank from the fountain of sanity.

Wow OWNed :lol:
Sometimes it pays to keep your mouth shut....

[Falco]

They say even stupid donkeys don't make the same stupid mistake twice.
You must be an extremely retarded donkey.

Now stop talking untill you've drank from the fountain of sanity.

Wow OWNed :lol:
Sometimes it pays to keep your mouth shut....

In his case it's all the time ...

[aFgHaNibOi]

Quebec, long known for its seperatist tendancy and its close brotherhood with the panzi assed French has condemed American late night comedian Conan O'Brien for "making fun of Quebecers" by hinting that they are all gay, uptight, and smell funny. In response Conan O'Brien issued a direct apology to every random Quebecer on the street that he saw while at the same time refusing to bend over and pick up the numerous pennies they droped for him, unplug his nose, or chase them down the street as they ran away screaming for someone to help them.

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Can you post that article here? It's only a members only area. :|

I saw the show. It was pretty funny. Jim Carrey was on and uh let's see, the space needle went up against the tower from Toronto. Toronto won. :P

[wholagun]

NATO would've owned Serbias ass, not even Russia could stand up to all of NATO. NATO countries industrial capacity compared to that of Serbia and Russia IF (BIG IF) it decided to join.

Benjamin Franklin once said
"its best to remain silent and be though a fool then to opens one mouth and remove doubt" Take note Serbian boy.

[Mrcoburg]

f*** Yeah!!!
And it wouldn't have been just serbian army vs. nato, you forgot russia, their public wouldn't allow the attack on an eastern european nation especially one with such close ties as SCG. They would surely whup NATO's ass.
1) YA could've called up a force of 400,000 reservists some with combat experience Croatia,Bosnia. Plus 150,000 full time soldiers.
2) YA know terrain very well, constant training and patroling, born around area.
2.) Good umbrella of protection from Apaches by YA manpads and mobile sams. (SA-6,SA-9,SA-13) plus whatever RA brings along :lol:
3.) Combat Experience
4.) NATO equipment not suited to terrain, Single large highway from pristina to serbia and montenegro, small dirt thin dirt roads through villages.
It would be a meat grinder for NATO troops and soon heavy casulties would be noted at home, there would be oppostion to war, NATO would have to pull out SCG would get Kosovo and probably Macedonia back! :lol: :D woot :hug:

I am sorry, but your actions are childish, inmature and assanine. :roll:

[[AFSOC]]

He should have condemned French Canadians, not all of CAnadians.
Condemn them foir what? What the hell do you guys have against french Canadians?

Did someone say French?

http://www.glocksunlocked.com/forums/html/emoticons/french.gif

Lol funny Triumph said "Here's a common french term, I Surrender"

[SeanAshi]

If you goto war. Be sure to bring the bolt cutters, in case you got chained to a bridge or government building ;)

[Barry McKockiner]

Quebec sucks, we should just ivade them and kill everybody!!!

You mean like we did to your country? :bash: Canadians included!

Edited for spelling

[EvanL]

Quebec sucks, we should just ivade them and kill everybody!!!

You mean like we did to your country? :bash: Canadians included!

Edited for spelling
And what do you mean by that?

[serbian boy]

Barry, I'm sorry but you didn't invade nothing, I wonder how you could know so little, your supposed "invasion" on "my" country only happened about 5 years ago not that long ago by history standards, but I geuss you weren't born until after that. rofl rofl :petting:

[serbian boy]

Wow I wonder how you guys always seem to pick on serbs, I think CNN has gotten to you! Change to Radio Free Europe or something! :lol:

[Yard Ape]

Quebec sucks, we should just ivade them and kill everybody!!!Who is "we"?

[EvanL]

Quebec sucks, we should just ivade them and kill everybody!!!Who is "we"?
serbian boy et faggots.

[serbian boy]

We includes all the people (especially some albertans) who've I've talked to who what the Bloc Quebecqou and Free Quebec to shut up! :D
Not really kill them I was just over exaggerating :(

[EvanL]

We includes all the people (especially some albertans) who've I've talked to who what the Bloc Quebecqou and Free Quebec to shut up! :D
Not really kill them I was just over exaggerating :(
get out of our country. :backhand:

[serbian boy]

**** you! You get you ****ing liberal piss! I am a Canadian citizan so you can kiss my canadian-serb ass! :lol:
http://www.fotw.net/images/y/yu!srst.gif
http://www.angelfire.com/ms/makefriends/images/flag.jpg

[EvanL]

f*** you! You get you f*** liberal piss! I am a Canadian citizan so you can kiss my canadian-serb ass! :lol:
http://www.fotw.net/images/y/yu!srst.gif
http://www.angelfire.com/ms/makefriends/images/flag.jpg
Kiss a serbs ass? for what? to get warts? Id rather kiss a frog.
Liberal. I laugh at that. Im the least liberal person u will meet. I just dont tolerate hate in my country. You wanna hate, hate yourself for being such a queer and asking me to kiss your ass.

[serbian boy]

Dude, I don't hate the Quebecies I'm just sick and tired of their bitchin'
And talking about hate, on this forum you seem to just pick on pro serbs and any body that opposes your view, you started the hating, and you have no right to tell people to get out of canada, this country is about ethnic diversity and if it isn't for people like you maybe there wouldn't be arguments like this. Just let me have my views and I won't say anything about yours and it will all be fair and square,alright? :|

[Cael]

At least he didn't ask you to suck his *****. Serbian boy isn't it bed time already?

[serbian boy]

Dude, whats wrong with you guys I said everybody can have their own views and all that other stuff and your starting with this again? You won't prove nothing by continuing this argument and acting 2 years old. :hug:

[serbian boy]

Oh and cael, I don't have to you're already sucking it! rofl rofl

[EvanL]

Oh and cael, I don't have one ! rofl rofl
is that so?

[Cael]

Guess your assumptions about him were true.

[serbian boy]

It's so sad that Evanlloyd feels an need to put his own misfortunes onto others! rofl rofl :hug:
Make Peace Man! :hug:

[Yard Ape]

Wow I wonder how you guys always seem to pick on serbs It is not Serbs. It is just you. You've earned thier displeasure.

[EvanL]

It's so sad that Evanlloyd feels an need to put his own misfortunes onto others! rofl rofl :hug:
Make Peace Man! :hug:
ppl like u r good for one thing.
Splooge rags. Wheres jacks bukake avatar when u need it?

[panzerfaust]

Who gives a **** what Conan O'Brian says???? I can't stand the show-its not funny...it is soooo stoooopid...

[Brandon]

Lesson learned over the past few weeks... Dont insult the french people, hell dont even talk about them on T.V or they'll get a federal inquiry on ya. All this Don Cherry and now Conan O'Brian stuff is such bull****. If they insulted hicks like me from a small town I dont think we could get a federal inquiry on it and start demanding a refund.... :lol:

Everytime you turn around someone is pissed at something.... It sickens me.

[Caesar]

Can we make it clear please? It's not French people, but French canadian people or Quebecois.

Some ignorants think that Quebec and France are the same country. Hell, it's not that much different than the U.S. and the U.K.

[Barry McKockiner]

Quebec sucks, we should just ivade them and kill everybody!!!

You mean like we did to your country? :bash: Canadians included!

Edited for spelling
And what do you mean by that?

Meaning we kicked the Serbs ass with the help of the friendly neighborhood Canadians.

[EvanL]

Quebec sucks, we should just ivade them and kill everybody!!!

You mean like we did to your country? :bash: Canadians included!

Edited for spelling
And what do you mean by that?

Meaning we kicked the Serbs ass with the help of the friendly neighborhood Canadians.
Ahhhhhhh... Agreed. :D

[serbian boy]

Yes you kicked our ass. Too bad the JNA/YA or now VSCG has more soldiers, tanks,artillery pieces, attack helicopters and bombs than the Canadian Army will ever have. Plus almost a decade of combat experience in urban and open warfare. The Canadian Army is more well trained but not as heavily armed and experienced or as able to fight with such ferocity as the VSCG. Techniaclly if Canada didn't have allies and went to war with VSCG without any outside support I am sorry to say it would get it's ass kicked in military terms. But anyway, that Conan Obrian show was one of the funniest I've ever seen, this was made even funnier by the intake of a whole bottle of Coca-Cola during the show! :lol: :lol:

[Caesar]

Seriously, why would Canada invade your hole?

[EvanL]

Seriously, why would Canada invade your hole?hahaha to take one huge **** in it. ziiiiiiiiiiing

[serbian boy]

If you ever went to serbia you wouldn't want to take a **** on it beleive me. Really beatiful small place. Belgrade's got some of the best looking chicks in Europe. Don't diss countries like that. :D
And I'm sorry EvanLloyd if I offended you in any way. :hug: :D

[Yard Ape]

Yes you kicked our ass. Too bad the JNA/YA or now VSCG has more soldiers, tanks,artillery pieces, attack helicopters and bombs than the Canadian Army will ever have. Plus almost a decade of combat experience in urban and open warfare. The Canadian Army is more well trained but not as heavily armed and experienced or as able to fight with such ferocity as the VSCG. Techniaclly if Canada didn't have allies and went to war with VSCG without any outside support I am sorry to say it would get it's ass kicked in military terms. But anyway, that Conan Obrian show was one of the funniest I've ever seen, this was made even funnier by the intake of a whole bottle of Coca-Cola during the show! :lol: :lol:Apparently, Serbian Boy's daddy can beat-up any of your daddies. :roll:

[EvanL]

Yes you kicked our ass. Too bad the JNA/YA or now VSCG has more soldiers, tanks,artillery pieces, attack helicopters and bombs than the Canadian Army will ever have. Plus almost a decade of combat experience in urban and open warfare. The Canadian Army is more well trained but not as heavily armed and experienced or as able to fight with such ferocity as the VSCG. Techniaclly if Canada didn't have allies and went to war with VSCG without any outside support I am sorry to say it would get it's ass kicked in military terms. But anyway, that Conan Obrian show was one of the funniest I've ever seen, this was made even funnier by the intake of a whole bottle of Coca-Cola during the show! :lol: :lol:Apparently, Serbian Boy's daddy can beat-up any of your daddies. :roll:
Yeh so can his mom. Double Ziiiiiiiiiing!

[Midtown]

holy **** dude, you pulled out the grade school book of talking **** on that one.

[Innoxx]

Hey, don't be ragging on French Canadians now.... They did give us poutine. French fries and cheese curds drenched in a sea of gravy... Artery hardening goodness.

Anywho, yes, my opinion on this matter is indifferent.

[Trigger]

Conan O'Brien condemns this thread.

[mocking_loudly_died]

With out Corey Heart Canada wouldn't be anything special.

I wear my sunglasses at night (bitchs).

[Caesar]

WTF does that mean? :cantbeli:

[mocking_loudly_died]

It means I'm older than you ;)

80's fan boys will understand.

[EvanL]

It means I'm older than you ;)

80's fan boys will understand.Wow, i never knew he was Canadian. Thanks for the info.

[farmgirl]

It means I'm older than you ;)

80's fan boys will understand.


so I can... so I can

[California Joe]

*listening to Dexy's Midnight Runners* Sorry did someone say something?