Time to resurrect a classic...

[gaz]

I warn you beforehand though, this is not worksafe, it's full of foul language including a large banner across the top of the screen.

http://www.holymoly.co.uk/cc/


Very funny though.

[DarkCypher]

Fat women at parties

Why do you even bother coming? We all know you blubbed at home first whilst your attractive flatmate convinced you to wobble along with your cheap bottle of red wine, you always end up crying in the kitchen at 1am for whatever reason, bringing everyone down, especially me, who's trying to pull your flatmate.

Oh, and that top makes you look like the Michelin Woman with Down's Syndrome... A **** in a kitchen corner, like a sacred Hindu cow that no-one dares to slaughter. **** off home and self-harm the word FAT **** into your arm whilst looking at waifs in Vogue. ****S!
rofl rofl rofl

[gaz]

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Yoda

Supposed to be a Jedi, Gets his head kicked in and f*cks off to hide in a swamp. The little green muppet c*nt.

[walford]

You see? Gaz isn't the only joy-spreading cherubic soul out there.


Henry VIII

Good work all round. Can't get a divorce? Sack the Pope, can't get a son? sack the missus, can't get enough jewels? sack France, got nasty STI? missus won't say anything will she, not after what happened to the last one. Totally black and white with him, no grey areas, no spin, made it a beggar of a lot easier to do my a-level history as well. Cheers chunky king

[gaz]

Romans

If you are the greatest civilisation ever, why the f*ck are you all Dead?

Oh yeah, and you c*nts spoke latin. You pretentious Bastards.

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[EsoognomEhT]

http://www.holymoly.co.uk/cc/images/spacer.gifHe ManBlonde haired, Prince Valiant wannabe ****. Best friends with Ram-man and Fisto. Who are you trying to fool? Closet homo****** ****

Happy Slappers - ****ing funny ****s. Assaulting old people and women and kids. Here's something really funny. I've got a big curved razor blade and if I see a bunch of ****heads anywhere near me with a camphone I'm going to take the ****er with the phone out first without warning and then carve the next ****'s tiny shrivelled balls. Funny as **** to see that on tv eh? The other ****s would be ****ting and screaming for their mummy. Too ****ing bad as my foot crashes down onto their ****ing heads. ****ing knobs.

Honey Monster - He's a big Orange **** that scares small children. He has mind bending powers that make you shout "I want The Honey Mummy". Total ****.