Sketch of farmgirl

[California Joe]

http://www.hpphoto.com/servlet/LinkPhoto?GUID=682be260-17d3-933c-7de9-57106f9d647b&size=

Well part of one anyway ;)

[memphiz]

:D ,did you draw that CJ

[Jack Mehoff]

Seoulstroker, where's my inflated *****?

[Haiw]

Nice walnut stock.

[NcDeuce]

Hubba hubba

[Seoulstriker]

Seoulstroker, where's my inflated *****?

how the hell am i supposed to know, sicko?

[California Joe]

Yeah. I drew it. Not finished yet but getting there.

[NcDeuce]

Seoulstroker, where's my inflated *****?

how the hell am i supposed to know, sicko?

rofl :petting:

[Jack Mehoff]

Hooah for T&A

[farmgirl]

Awww Joe... you are the sweetest. That's really nice. Thank you. :oops: :hug:

[Jack Mehoff]

http://www.nastyburger.com/drawing.jpg

[California Joe]

No, thank YOU. ;)

[Jack Mehoff]

http://forums.extremeoverclocking.com/avatar.php?userid=3727&dateline=1064192275

[Dennis G]

It’s beautiful ;)

[farmgirl]

It’s beautiful ;)


He's very talented... no? :D
You know how to get on a girl's good side, Joe. :hug:

[Rantanplan]

http://www.hpphoto.com/servlet/LinkPhoto?GUID=682be260-17d3-933c-7de9-57106f9d647b&size=

I'm in Love

[farmgirl]

http://www.hpphoto.com/servlet/LinkPhoto?GUID=682be260-17d3-933c-7de9-57106f9d647b&size=

I'm in Love

With Joe..... or me? ;)

[Rantanplan]

Who is joe? ;)

[mocking_loudly_died]

Very nice.

[California Joe]

Thanks pal.

[pAt]

hey look new material

[cut]

http://www.hpphoto.com/servlet/LinkPhoto?GUID=682be260-17d3-933c-7de9-57106f9d647b&size=

Well part of one anyway ;)

right click, save as

[Falco]

You've got some talent there! woot

[Vance]

http://www.hpphoto.com/servlet/LinkPhoto?GUID=682be260-17d3-933c-7de9-57106f9d647b&size=

Well part of one anyway ;)
Tutor me pls

[Seoulstriker]

CJ, your wife doesn't mind you drawing naked womens all day? :P

[California Joe]

It's art man.

[farmgirl]

http://www.hpphoto.com/servlet/LinkPhoto?GUID=682be260-17d3-933c-7de9-57106f9d647b&size=

Well part of one anyway ;)
Tutor me pls


vance.... are you talking to me or joe? ;) I'm sure he'd be happy to give you some art lessons.

[Rantanplan]

Farmgirl, you are english teacher, right? If yes, its verry Gut. I extrem need som private lessons. Pleaze.

[farmgirl]

Farmgirl, you are english teacher, right? If yes, its verry Gut. I extrem need som private lessons. Pleaze.

Yes, I'm an English teacher. What do you need help with, Rantanplan?

[Haiw]

:lol:
Me need assistance personal. Me have problems solving need... bla bla
Arr why bother...
BLOW ME ;)

[Rantanplan]

:lol:
Me need assistance personal. Me have problems solving need... bla bla
Arr why bother...
BLOW ME ;)

ditto

[cut]

:lol:
Me need assistance personal. Me have problems solving need... bla bla
Arr why bother...
BLOW ME ;)

rofl rofl

[memphiz]

:lol:
Me need assistance personal. Me have problems solving need... bla bla
Arr why bother...
BLOW ME ;)
poor haiw p-) cant get nothing

[farmgirl]

:lol:
Me need assistance personal. Me have problems solving need... bla bla
Arr why bother...
BLOW ME ;)

ditto


sorry boys... can't help you out there. Perhaps you can take care of each other and write me a paper about your experiences. p-)

[Haiw]

'My personal experiences with polesmoking'

'Well...it blew...it sucked...I'll leave the details to Seoulstriker'

[memphiz]

:lol:
Me need assistance personal. Me have problems solving need... bla bla
Arr why bother...
BLOW ME ;)

ditto


sorry boys... can't help you out there. Perhaps you can take care of each other and write me a paper about your experiences. p-)
BURN!!

[gaz]

Joe, that's a fine hand you have there.

As for the rest of you requesting "favours", why don't you just go all the way and have that single vertabrae removed, you'll be able to bend almost double and service yourself at your own leisure. Don't laugh... There's more chance of that happening than any girls doing it for you...

[Haiw]

Well...don't you think sucking your own **** is kinda...gay? I mean, it's almost like you're practising.

[California Joe]

The drawing does extend a bit lower but she didn't think it would be prudent to show the full sketch. I'm thinking that was a good call.

[gaz]

I agree with the late, great Bill Hicks. If guys could suck themselves off this forum would only have female members and they'd be staring at an empty screen because all the blokes would be too busy to write anything.

[Operation Ivy]

hehe i can almost c her crack http://www.kustomkettles.com/forums/images/smiles/tongue1.gif

this reminded me of Jack, Farmgirl and Cali Joe
http://www.kustomkettles.com/forums/images/smiles/3some.gif

[California Joe]

To quote the coeds in Animal House that were friends of the late Fawn Liebowitz, who died in a kiln explosion...EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

[Haiw]

What...don't tell me you wouldn't like it. Well apart from Jack joining in of course.

[California Joe]

Yeah, that'd be kinda gay.

[Rantanplan]

You call Jack gay?

http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/v40/Rantanplan/JackMeOff.jpg

[Jack Mehoff]

Looks like Rantanplan is on his knees providing "service"

[farmgirl]

okay... quit making my nice artistic thread all dirty!!!! :|

[memphiz]

You call Jack gay?

http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/v40/Rantanplan/JackMeOff.jpg
thats wrong
*throws up,while laughing*

[Vance]

I don't know wether to laugh or vomit.


PS Marydawm - Who's Joe? :)

[Operation Ivy]

Farmgirl
http://www.kustomkettles.com/forums/images/smiles/love1.gif

Jack or Cali Joe seeing farmgirl
http://www.kustomkettles.com/forums/images/smiles/la.gif

Couple minutes later
http://www.gunsnet.net/forums/images/smilies/knuddel.gif

10 seconds later
http://www.gunsnet.net/forums/images/smilies/bj.gif

Then 10 seconds after that
http://www.gunsnet.net/forums/images/smilies/otq.gif

O and look its Midtown
http://www.gunsnet.net/forums/images/smilies/***.gif

Is that SeoulStriker ( thats not a hand ;) )
http://www.gunsnet.net/forums/images/smilies/punch1.gif

Hope ya like my story woot

[11F5S]

Nice work Joe, when you finish doing her butt I'd like a go at it. :D

[farmgirl]

Nice work Joe, when you finish doing her butt I'd like a go at it. :D


The version he sent me has the butt.... I just didn't think he should post it that way. :oops:

[TriggerPuller]

http://www.hpphoto.com/servlet/LinkPhoto?GUID=682be260-17d3-933c-7de9-57106f9d647b&size=

Well part of one anyway ;) Just like I like her .......turned around and facing the wall!! :D :D

TP

Nice job actually!!

[cut]

Nice work Joe, when you finish doing her butt I'd like a go at it. :D


The version he sent me has the butt.... I just didn't think he should post it that way. :oops:

go on show us the butt p-)

[farmgirl]

Nice work Joe, when you finish doing her butt I'd like a go at it. :D


The version he sent me has the butt.... I just didn't think he should post it that way. :oops:

go on show us the butt p-)

yeah... that's not going to happen. The boys couldn't handle this much. :roll:

[cut]

nevermind them then, I'll just have to handle it on my own :P

[Merik]

What kind of pencils did you use joe? What paper too? Im a bit of an artist myself sometimes and yet when it comes to actually sketching real people I can never get the hair right, so very nice job indeed.

Btw, FarmGirl, can you pose for me so I can practice my sketching as well? ;)

[farmgirl]

What kind of pencils did you use joe? What paper too? Im a bit of an artist myself sometimes and yet when it comes to actually sketching real people I can never get the hair right, so very nice job indeed.

Btw, FarmGirl, can you pose for me so I can practice my sketching as well? ;)


anything to help a budding artist Merik.... I'm all about helping out. :)

[Merik]

It'll stay in my private book till the day I die....

[Trigger]

Beautiful work Sensei Joe!

Someday I hope to snatch the pebble from your hand...

Grasshopper :D

[Seoulstriker]

Farmgirl
http://www.kustomkettles.com/forums/images/smiles/love1.gif

Jack or Cali Joe seeing farmgirl
http://www.kustomkettles.com/forums/images/smiles/la.gif

Couple minutes later
http://www.gunsnet.net/forums/images/smilies/knuddel.gif

10 seconds later
http://www.gunsnet.net/forums/images/smilies/bj.gif

Then 10 seconds after that
http://www.gunsnet.net/forums/images/smilies/otq.gif

O and look its Midtown
http://www.gunsnet.net/forums/images/smilies/***.gif

Is that SeoulStriker ( thats not a hand ;) )
http://www.gunsnet.net/forums/images/smilies/punch1.gif

Hope ya like my story woot

hahahah. that's a good story. except for the part about me. :bash: :|

[Seoulstriker]

and farmgirl, did you actually allow CJ to draw you???

[farmgirl]

and farmgirl, did you actually allow CJ to draw you???


Not in person. He lives in Virginia. I live in Iowa.

[Seoulstriker]

he has pictures of you? i'm confused.

[Jack Mehoff]

he has pictures of you? i'm confused.

Yes, CJ and I have farmalicious pictures. I only ask for $200 if you want to see her pix

[Jack Mehoff]

farmgirl

http://www.dailydonkeypunch.com/thong.jpg

[Haiw]

:lol:
But CJ, don't you know censoring art is a bad thing? NOW SHOW US TEH BUTT! :D

[MolliG]

http://www.hpphoto.com/servlet/LinkPhoto?GUID=682be260-17d3-933c-7de9-57106f9d647b&size=

Wow, that's well nice. Wish I had talent like that. A very beautiful piece and subject :). As Haiw said, nice Walnut stock... ;)

woot

[MolliG]

Inspired by CJ and his lovely piece, I decided to see if I could draw something that didn't feature a gun or type of armament, and without a mouse or ruler, I decided to draw some proper 'art' :lol:... Just for you guys this is, only a few minutes old as well...

http://www.ukairsoft.net/gallery/data/500/3459MolliG_sPear.jpg
Image enlarged, 1/2 the size in 'real life'.

No where near CJ's level, but I'm actually pretty proud of it :)... Might keep it. Thanks California Joe (and of course Farmgirl) for the inspiration! ;)

:P

[farmgirl]

Inspired by CJ and his lovely piece, I decided to see if I could draw something that didn't feature a gun or type of armament, and without a mouse or ruler, I decided to draw some proper 'art' :lol:... Just for you guys this is, only a few minutes old as well...

http://www.ukairsoft.net/gallery/data/500/3459MolliG_sPear.jpg
Image enlarged, 1/2 the size in 'real life'.

No where near CJ's level, but I'm actually pretty proud of it :)... Might keep it. Thanks California Joe (and of course Farmgirl) for the inspiration! ;)

:P


Nicely rendered MolliG!
If all of Joe's sketch had been shown, I might have taken offense to your subject, but it's all good. ;)

[Haiw]

Nice and fruity...now how 'bout CJ gives us a cherry.

What?!

[Guttorm]

http://www.hpphoto.com/servlet/LinkPhoto?GUID=682be260-17d3-933c-7de9-57106f9d647b&size=


I like the way you did the highlights. Have you studied art or just learnt by yourself?

I studied art for three years actually, and I can't draw like that... :)

[farmgirl]

http://www.hpphoto.com/servlet/LinkPhoto?GUID=682be260-17d3-933c-7de9-57106f9d647b&size=


I like the way you did the highlights. Have you studied art or just learnt by yourself?

I studied art for three years actually, and I can't draw like that... :)


He's an artist. It's what he does. If you ask him really nicely he might show you some other stuff he's done. (not of me.... other stuff) He's really good. Trigger and Budanski are excellent as well. There's a lot of talent hanging around this board. I couldn't draw a stick person, but I can write. ;)

[Kenshin]

I'd like to draw mocking.. If only I could get a nice pic..

[NcDeuce]

farmgirl

http://www.dailydonkeypunch.com/thong.jpg

:(

I think my balls fell off.

[NcDeuce]

Farmgirl
http://www.kustomkettles.com/forums/images/smiles/love1.gif

Jack or Cali Joe seeing farmgirl
http://www.kustomkettles.com/forums/images/smiles/la.gif

Couple minutes later
http://www.gunsnet.net/forums/images/smilies/knuddel.gif

10 seconds later
http://www.gunsnet.net/forums/images/smilies/bj.gif

Then 10 seconds after that
http://www.gunsnet.net/forums/images/smilies/otq.gif

O and look its Midtown
http://www.gunsnet.net/forums/images/smilies/***.gif

Is that SeoulStriker ( thats not a hand ;) )
http://www.gunsnet.net/forums/images/smilies/punch1.gif

Hope ya like my story woot

hahahah. that's a good story. except for the part about me. :bash: :|

According to your story, Jack isn't even a minute man...he's a 10 second man! :D

[MolliG]

Haiw!...

http://www.ukairsoft.net/gallery/data/500/3459Nat_WIP.jpg
Content linked, contains (tasteful IMO) ****ty.

... There's you fix. It's not finished (no face and hair), so don't worry, I don't have a mannequin fetish.

;) :P

[Guttorm]

http://www.hpphoto.com/servlet/LinkPhoto?GUID=682be260-17d3-933c-7de9-57106f9d647b&size=


I like the way you did the highlights. Have you studied art or just learnt by yourself?

I studied art for three years actually, and I can't draw like that... :)


He's an artist. It's what he does. If you ask him really nicely he might show you some other stuff he's done. (not of me.... other stuff) He's really good. Trigger and Budanski are excellent as well. There's a lot of talent hanging around this board. I couldn't draw a stick person, but I can write. ;)

Ah ,I'm more into the abstract and stuff like that, but it's just because I CAN*T draw correct images... :(

[Haiw]

Sweet... :)

[NcDeuce]

http://www.hpphoto.com/servlet/LinkPhoto?GUID=682be260-17d3-933c-7de9-57106f9d647b&size=

*Whistles*

[Rantanplan]

http://www.ukairsoft.net/gallery/data/500/3459Nat_WIP.jpg


DING DONG

[Nondescript]

:D
/I\
/\

How do you like my "art"

That drawing of Farmgirl was some seriously nice ****, respect to the artist.

woot woot woot

[California Joe]

Thanks guys.

[Skaman]

Well done.

[Rantanplan]

Ladies and Gentleman,

Its the Arts

My sketch of JackMeOff

http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/v40/Rantanplan/Wichser.jpg

[Kenshin]

:cantbeli:

We are currently experiencing an artistic outbreak...

[MolliG]

Nice piece there Ratanplan :lol:... Really it is really good :).

[ibstolidude]

http://www.hpphoto.com/servlet/LinkPhoto?GUID=682be260-17d3-933c-7de9-57106f9d647b&size=

I'm in Love
Something to show the students for art class?

[farmgirl]

http://www.hpphoto.com/servlet/LinkPhoto?GUID=682be260-17d3-933c-7de9-57106f9d647b&size=

I'm in Love
Something to show the students for art class?



I teach English. :) Just one more reason that the rest of the picture is cut off.... never know when one of my students might show up on this board. :cantbeli:

[Rantanplan]

Nice piece there Ratanplan :lol:... Really it is really good :).

Thanks :oops:

[Vance]

Ladies and Gentleman,

Its the Arts

My sketch of JackMeOff

http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/v40/Rantanplan/Wichser.jpg
LMAO

[Skaman]

Ladies and Gentleman,

Its the Arts

My sketch of JackMeOff

http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/v40/Rantanplan/Wichser.jpg
LMAO



hahahahaha. oh my....

[ibstolidude]

http://www.hpphoto.com/servlet/LinkPhoto?GUID=682be260-17d3-933c-7de9-57106f9d647b&size=

I'm in Love
Something to show the students for art class?



I teach English. :) Just one more reason that the rest of the picture is cut off.... never know when one of my students might show up on this board. :cantbeli:

I should hope they don't recognize you from this photo!

[Seoulstriker]

Ladies and Gentleman,

Its the Arts

My sketch of JackMeOff

http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/v40/Rantanplan/Wichser.jpg
LMAO

rofl rofl rofl

[Hydro]

Jesus Christ, Rantanplan. You almost caused the first recorded case of "perfectly healthy British male dies from laughter". That is an inspired piece of art.

California Joe, that is a really really talented piece of work. You really captured the "walnut gun stock" :)

[Seoulstriker]

it captures the essence of jack mehoff so well.. :lol:

[Seoulstriker]

midtown doesn't get treated too well either:

http://netfiles.uiuc.edu/pzavisla/hostedmilitaryimages/midtown2.jpg

[farmgirl]

http://www.hpphoto.com/servlet/LinkPhoto?GUID=682be260-17d3-933c-7de9-57106f9d647b&size=

I'm in Love
Something to show the students for art class?



I teach English. :) Just one more reason that the rest of the picture is cut off.... never know when one of my students might show up on this board. :cantbeli:

I should hope they don't recognize you from this photo!

rofl no....
However.... everyone knows that I'm from Iowa.... that I'm an English teacher, and I've signed my first name several times.... and my first name is not a common one, soooo if one of my students were to find their way to this forum.... I wouldn't want that full picture to be on here. See?

[Hydro]

You see, there's some tiny detail about that picture that tells me you didn't draw that, SeoulStriker...:)

[Seoulstriker]

You see, there's some tiny detail about that picture that tells me you didn't draw that, SeoulStriker...:)

:D he deserves it. that nasty buttsexing perv. :P p-)

[MolliG]

Maybe Hood should start a lil' art comp'? :D

[Hydro]

I can guarantee there'd be one or two serious entries, then a massive influx of homo-erotica from, shall we say, the more "fruity" members of the board ;)

[Midtown]

actully, for your Info, I never did mel in the butt. sorry!

[Ratamacue]

rofl no....
However.... everyone knows that I'm from Iowa.... that I'm an English teacher, and I've signed my first name several times.... and my first name is not a common one, soooo if one of my students were to find their way to this forum.... I wouldn't want that full picture to be on here. See?

Hey, it's not like it's a photo or anything. All your students will have seen is a graphic representation formed by graphite crystals.

Of course, if I was in your position, I'd probably do the same thing. ;)

[Argyll]

What a bunch of suckers you all are,Joes got you all droolin in yer soup,over a fake,yes a fake gents,see Farmgirls hair is a lot longer than that,and she never wears a scruncher in her hair either,she's the epitomy of Venus in her beauty and splendour,she is perfection!!

I cannot believe you all fell for this :D

[California Joe]

et tu Argyll? ;) Yes her hair is longer than that......

[Seoulstriker]

actully, for your Info, I never did mel in the butt. sorry!

it's still funny. :)

[Midtown]

Dont get me wrong, I totally woulda, but I started dating my current gf

[Rantanplan]

http://www.gunsnet.net/forums/images/smilies/***.gif

[memphiz]

Farmgirl
http://www.kustomkettles.com/forums/images/smiles/love1.gif

Jack or Cali Joe seeing farmgirl
http://www.kustomkettles.com/forums/images/smiles/la.gif

Couple minutes later
http://www.gunsnet.net/forums/images/smilies/knuddel.gif

10 seconds later
http://www.gunsnet.net/forums/images/smilies/bj.gif

Then 10 seconds after that
http://www.gunsnet.net/forums/images/smilies/otq.gif

O and look its Midtown
http://www.gunsnet.net/forums/images/smilies/***.gif

Is that SeoulStriker ( thats not a hand ;) )
http://www.gunsnet.net/forums/images/smilies/punch1.gif

Hope ya like my story woot
HAHAHAHA rofl

[farmgirl]

No more art for you boys. :roll: To think Joe was working on a sketch from the front. ;)

[memphiz]

Ladies and Gentleman,

Its the Arts

My sketch of JackMeOff

http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/v40/Rantanplan/Wichser.jpg
http://www.gunsnet.net/forums/images/smilies/bj.gif
rofl

[Rantanplan]

Well farmgirl, you see that I'm talented too. Whats about some bikini pics so that I can practise a little bit. Its your chance to support a young artist.

[farmgirl]

Well farmgirl, you see that I'm talented too. Whats about some bikini pics so that I can practise a little bit. Its your chance to support a young artist.


yeah..... and then we can get into another positive art discussion like this one..... :)

[Rantanplan]

Oh pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase :|

[Jack Mehoff]

Ladies and Gentleman,

Its the Arts

My sketch of JackMeOff

http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/v40/Rantanplan/Wichser.jpg

:lol:

I think my biceps are a little bit bigger than that. I can't believe someone spend that much of time to draw me. I'm honored

[Jack Mehoff]

Photoshop this bitch!

http://upload.serverseed.com/images/396-pimp2.jpg

[Rantanplan]

I was a seven minute job.

But it cost 30 minutes to scan it with my crappy scanner :bash:

[Rantanplan]

Photoshop this bitch!

http://upload.serverseed.com/images/396-pimp2.jpg

soon baby

[Seoulstriker]

jack, do you shave your chest? :| :lol:

[NcDeuce]

Oh, do I love not having to shave my chest. :D

[Jack Mehoff]

jack, do you shave your chest? :| :lol:

chest, back, balls

[cut]

why bother? you're married

[Jack Mehoff]

I sweat a lot

[Seoulstriker]

you shave your balls? you sound like a **** actor. does you wife call you 'the LD'? :P

[cut]

you shouldn't have mentioned the shaving balls bit at all, seoul is going to constantly have wet dreams about you from now on

[Operation Ivy]

you shouldn't have mentioned the shaving balls bit all seoul is going to constantly have wet dreams about you from now on
:P rofl

[California Joe]

Twisted body part shaving mutant freaks, no frontal nudity for you.

[cut]

Twisted body part shaving mutant freaks, no frontal nudity for you.

drawing the front yet? :D

[California Joe]

Yup

[cut]

how long till you finish?

[Haiw]

how long till you finish?
Read: 'When can I stop buying **** mags?'

[cut]

how long till you finish?
Read: 'When can I stop buying **** mags?'

buying **** mags is for luddites, I am a man of the technological age

[California Joe]

Good answer. I shall keep you apprised of the progress.

[cut]

now is as good a time to do so :D

[farmgirl]

Twisted body part shaving mutant freaks, no frontal nudity for you.

drawing the front yet? :D


How's that working out for you? p-)

[California Joe]

He's typing with one hand, give him a minute or two.

[farmgirl]

He's typing with one hand, give him a minute or two.

ooops... replied to the wrong post....

I meant to ask you how my frontal region was coming along..... ;)

[cut]

p-)

[tiger-unit]

hey farmgirl, is that accually you in that pic ?

[cut]

hey farmgirl, is that accually you in that pic ?

of course! how dare you suggest otherwise

[Merik]

No more art for you boys. :roll: To think Joe was working on a sketch from the front. ;)

Hey I didnt say anything so some of us are being good boys. A hand full at the most. ;)

[California Joe]

hey farmgirl, is that accually you in that pic ?

of course! how dare you suggest otherwise

what he said.

[farmgirl]

No more art for you boys. :roll: To think Joe was working on a sketch from the front. ;)

Hey I didnt say anything so some of us are being good boys. A hand full at the most. ;)


Mature members of our studio audience will be offered a chance to view the next piece when it is finished. :D

[Rantanplan]

Hope this includes me.

[Ratamacue]

I'm mature. Such is what I hear anyway.

[Midtown]

THE HIDDEN ASS PICTURE!!!!

http://www.thouck.com/uf/gallery/Untitledcopy.jpg

edit-hands are for pussies

[EvanL]

THE HIDDEN ASS PICTURE!!!!

http://www.thouck.com/uf/gallery/Untitledcopy.jpg

edit-hands are for pussiesHey midtown with all your photoshop skills, you should put them to use and change your avatar and banner to make it look more like a team that actually ISNT the worst team in the NHL. Just some thoughts.

[farmgirl]

THE HIDDEN ASS PICTURE!!!!

http://www.thouck.com/uf/gallery/Untitledcopy.jpg

edit-hands are for pussies

nice midtown.... clearly you are sooo talented. :roll:

[Midtown]

THE HIDDEN ASS PICTURE!!!!

http://www.thouck.com/uf/gallery/Untitledcopy.jpg

edit-hands are for pussiesHey midtown with all your photoshop skills, you should put them to use and change your avatar and banner to make it look more like a team that actually ISNT the worst team in the NHL. Just some thoughts.

or you could **** off mr silver medal durring the world juniors

[EvanL]

THE HIDDEN ASS PICTURE!!!!

http://www.thouck.com/uf/gallery/Untitledcopy.jpg

edit-hands are for pussiesHey midtown with all your photoshop skills, you should put them to use and change your avatar and banner to make it look more like a team that actually ISNT the worst team in the NHL. Just some thoughts.

or you could f*** off mr silver medal durring the world juniors
You mean mr world and olympic gold. ;)
the ones that truly matter.

[Midtown]

And you wonder why conan makes fun of you. I tried being nice to you for quite a while there, but you just had to go and be a cocksucker. Id tell you to go **** yourself, but chances are, your working on it now.

[Vance]

No more art for you boys. :roll: To think Joe was working on a sketch from the front. ;)

Hey I didnt say anything so some of us are being good boys. A hand full at the most. ;)


Mature members of our studio audience will be offered a chance to view the next piece when it is finished. :D
I say we go by total posts instead. p-)

[Seoulstriker]

THE HIDDEN ASS PICTURE!!!!

http://www.thouck.com/uf/gallery/Untitledcopy.jpg

edit-hands are for pussies

i know why farmgirl is so upset: you didn't give her much of an ass!!! come on, man, beef that baby up and out! p-)

[Herrmannek]

You shall not show a finger...because thier will photoshop whole your hand...

[farmgirl]

Seoulstriker:

i know why farmgirl is so upset: you didn't give her much of an ass!!! come on, man, beef that baby up and out!


Yeah... that's it :roll:

You know.... it would be nice if you guys would show some respect for Joe's work. :) He's a fine artist.

[Trigger]

Seoulstriker:

i know why farmgirl is so upset: you didn't give her much of an ass!!! come on, man, beef that baby up and out!


Yeah... that's it :roll:

You know.... it would be nice if you guys would show some respect for Joe's work. :) He's a fine artist.

It's called puberty. :|

[farmgirl]

Seoulstriker:

i know why farmgirl is so upset: you didn't give her much of an ass!!! come on, man, beef that baby up and out!


Yeah... that's it :roll:

You know.... it would be nice if you guys would show some respect for Joe's work. :) He's a fine artist.

It's called puberty. :|


I know... I know... why should I expect anything else?
You know what would be cool? A grown up thread room....

[MolliG]

You know what would be cool? A grown up thread room....

But then what about the likes of me, who have mature, intelligent, peaceful brains stuck in the body of a 16 year old...

;)

[California Joe]

You get grandfathered in because of your appreciation for fine walnut gunstocks.

[redhawk_six]

Seoulstriker:

i know why farmgirl is so upset: you didn't give her much of an ass!!! come on, man, beef that baby up and out!


Yeah... that's it :roll:

You know.... it would be nice if you guys would show some respect for Joe's work. :) He's a fine artist.

It's called puberty. :|


I know... I know... why should I expect anything else?
You know what would be cool? A grown up thread room....

Yeah, but then something like 90% of the posters on this board would be exculded from there....

*me thinks about what that would be like*

On second thought, Go For It!

[Midtown]

I just photoshopped in some ****o ass, it was a quick job while I was getting ready for hockey. Christ, you people need to lighten up.

[ChuckThunder]

You get grandfathered in because of your appreciation for fine walnut gunstocks.

Sure do. :D

[Jack Mehoff]

http://www.nastyburger.com/drawing.jpg

[ChuckThunder]

http://www.nastyburger.com/drawing.jpg

You wearing Nikes?

[Jack Mehoff]

Who isn't?

[ChuckThunder]

Who isn't?

<<< New Balance. They own Nike as running shoes.

[Seoulstriker]

nike and new balance are teh sUx0rZ.

Asics are teh shiznit. :D

[memphiz]

Nike stuff is great but it get holes in it very easly.most of my Nike shirts and all the Nike shoes i've owned fell apart, or got holes in em. i like ADIDAS they make good ****.


that is why they shouldnt have kids working in sweat shops, they do really crappy work p-)

[redhawk_six]

Nikes? pffft... if I was going to pay over $100 for a shoe, they sure as hell wouldn't be garbage like that.... they'd be good if the price was actually resonable.

Me, I wear boots, Tactical Boots, I'm serious, same price as a pair of nikes, and twice as comfertable. Brand is Original SWAT. I've had them for almost a year, and they're still in practicly new condition.

[Ratamacue]

I'm perfectly content with my Saucony's. New Balance makes good shoes as well.

[EvanL]

I'm perfectly content with my Saucony's. New Balance makes good shoes as well.
1 pair of silver sauconys, 1 pair of chocolate brown NB's. Awesome shoes.

[MolliG]

Bah! My Osiris Dazes are way better, and cooler than all your shoes :P...

http://av.warehousesports.com/sw/big/OSDZCN-big.jpg

*Wiggles toes.* Arr, nice an' comfty :D.

[Salty Dog]

that sketch is really good.

[farmgirl]

Bah! My Osiris Dazes are way better, and cooler than all your shoes :P...

http://av.warehousesports.com/sw/big/OSDZCN-big.jpg

*Wiggles toes.* Arr, nice an' comfty :D.



I thought only the girls on *** in the City talked this much about shoes..... p-)

[California Joe]

"Any of you homo's touch my Manolo Blanic's I'll kill ya"

[farmgirl]

"Any of you homo's touch my Manolo Blanic's I'll kill ya"


I've got some of those.... do too..... and some 5" Jimmy Choo's too..... p-)

[Haiw]

Bah! My Osiris Dazes are way better, and cooler than all your shoes :P...

http://av.warehousesports.com/sw/big/OSDZCN-big.jpg

*Wiggles toes.* Arr, nice an' comfty :D.

My Lowas kick your ass...

http://www.lowaboots.com/images/productgfx/3118084630_l.gif
(colors are somewhat different than in the pic tho)

http://www.lowaboots.com/catalog/ShowBoot.cfm?StockNum=3118084630&Category=4&Type=M

[California Joe]

Speaking of gay, farmgirl is talking about 5" f*ck me pumps and Haiw is worried about his sneakers?

[Haiw]

Well unlike you I'm not a big expert on 5" **** me pumps so I assumed it was a baby shoe or something...

[California Joe]

You need to get out more. Or at least develop a shoe fetish.

[Haiw]

If 'need to get out more' means spending part of your day in a dark room trying out 5" **** me pumps...well... then I'll just take a shot at becoming a monk.

[Seoulstriker]

sorry. :( :oops: :oops: :oops:

[Haiw]

:cantbeli:

[California Joe]

I'm figuring if you ever happen to cross paths she's going knock you the f*ck out. You might want to have one of the other med students give you a sense of humor implant.

[Rantanplan]

Seoul, you gone a step to far :bash: :bash: :bash:


http://www.public.iastate.edu/~bhrncir/Dirty%20Harry.JPG

[Haiw]

Look at Seoulstrokers pathetic attempt to appear like a hetero******... :lol:

[cut]

Seoul you fvcking ****head wtf is that?

[Jack Mehoff]

Am I missing something? Seoulstroker shows that inflated ***** again?

[cut]

he got rid of the pic he posted

[gaz]

he got rid of the pic he posted

Crap. Yet again I miss someone making an arse of themselves.

Oh well, I'm sure it'll happen again tomorrow.

[farmgirl]

I'm figuring if you ever happen to cross paths she's going knock you the f*ck out. You might want to have one of the other med students give you a sense of humor implant.


What did I miss Joe? Come on.... I had a bad day.... I really feel the need to... how'd you put it.... "knock someone the f*ck out"..... sounds like a good time to me..... p-)

[California Joe]

Simmah don Sugar Ray. Seoul has seen the error of his ways....

[farmgirl]

Simmah don Sugar Ray. Seoul has seen the error of his ways....


damn.... and I so wanted to feel someone's jaw give under my fist this evening.... I haven't been this mad since I knocked that kid out at recess with a golf club. p-)

[Vance]

lmao.

[California Joe]

I heard about that, what a wuss that kid gaz was. Wonder what happened to him?

[Trigger]

Simmah don Sugar Ray. Seoul has seen the error of his ways....


damn.... and I so wanted to feel someone's jaw give under my fist this evening.... I haven't been this mad since I knocked that kid out at recess with a golf club. p-)

Must be parent/teacher conference time... rofl

[memphiz]

Simmah don Sugar Ray. Seoul has seen the error of his ways....


damn.... and I so wanted to feel someone's jaw give under my fist this evening.... I haven't been this mad since I knocked that kid out at recess with a golf club. p-)
*Tonight on FOX News*
"Iowa teacher goes bazzerk(sp) and starts clubbing students at recess,15 wounded,1 dead. More on this at 11" p-)

[farmgirl]

Simmah don Sugar Ray. Seoul has seen the error of his ways....


damn.... and I so wanted to feel someone's jaw give under my fist this evening.... I haven't been this mad since I knocked that kid out at recess with a golf club. p-)
*Tonight on FOX News*
"Iowa teacher goes bazzerk(sp) and starts clubbing students at recess,15 wounded,1 dead. More on this at 11" p-)


berserk.... just sayin' ;)

[Vance]

*Waits for Farmgirl to make a spelling mistake*

[farmgirl]

*Waits for Farmgirl to make a spelling mistake*


Don't hold your breath, punk p-)

[Trigger]

*waits for Vance to stop sniffing Madge's panties*

[Vance]

Where is your period at, missy?

[farmgirl]

Where is your period at, missy?



That's kind of a personal question isn't it, Vance? :roll:

[memphiz]

Simmah don Sugar Ray. Seoul has seen the error of his ways....


damn.... and I so wanted to feel someone's jaw give under my fist this evening.... I haven't been this mad since I knocked that kid out at recess with a golf club. p-)
*Tonight on FOX News*
"Iowa teacher goes bazzerk(sp) and starts clubbing students at recess,15 wounded,1 dead. More on this at 11" p-)


berserk.... just sayin' ;)
:oops: :cantbeli: nuts to that


*Waits for Farmgirl to make a spelling mistake*
HAHA Vance she did she spelt my name wrong she spelt it "Mephiz"

[Vance]

Depends on which definition of period you are reffering to.

[Jack Mehoff]

Where is your period at, missy?



That's kind of a personal question isn't it, Vance? :roll:

Babe. I think he meant your "period" after the word "punk"




*Waits for Farmgirl to make a spelling mistake*


Don't hold your breath, punk p-)

[farmgirl]

Depends on which definition of period you are reffering to.


referring.... just sayin' p-)

[Vance]

****....*Dies*

[memphiz]

f***....*Dies*
*steals FG panties from dead Vance*

[farmgirl]

Where is your period at, missy?



That's kind of a personal question isn't it, Vance? :roll:

Babe. I think he meant your "period" after the word "punk"




*Waits for Farmgirl to make a spelling mistake*


Don't hold your breath, punk p-)


duh.... it was a joke, silly.... p-)

[Ratamacue]

duh.... it was a joke, silly.... p-)

Whatever you need to tell yourself, silly.

[Operation Ivy]

Where is your period at, missy?



That's kind of a personal question isn't it, Vance? :roll:

ewwww p-)

[farmgirl]

Where is your period at, missy?



That's kind of a personal question isn't it, Vance? :roll:

ewwww p-)



speaking of ewwwww, have you looked at your sig line lately??? ;)

[farmgirl]

http://www.hpphoto.com/servlet/LinkPhoto?GUID=682be260-17d3-933c-7de9-57106f9d647b&size=

Well part of one anyway ;)

so I was thinking of making this my avatar.... your thoughts???

[California Joe]

I for one would be honored.

[Fargin]

http://www.nastyburger.com/drawing.jpg

Jack you stupid git, you've misplaced the ****ies on that drawing. :roll:

[farmgirl]

I for one would be honored.


but joe.... since you cut off the ass portion.... they can't see your sig p-)

[California Joe]

I can rebuild it.....

[farmgirl]

I can rebuild it.....


make it better, faster, stronger than it was?

[Ratamacue]

I can rebuild it.....


make it better, faster, stronger than it was?

Joe, it's illegal to practice plastic surgery without a license. :|

[gaz]

I heard about that, what a wuss that kid gaz was. Wonder what happened to him?

He spent the afternoon in hospital after being struck in the face with a large piece of titanium at high speed. Then he went home and tried not to cry like Seoulstriker did when he found out that he was the only boy in class who wanted to see the other boys winkys.

[California Joe]

That seriously must have hurt. Any broken bones?

[Seoulstriker]

http://www.nastyburger.com/drawing.jpg

Jack you stupid git, you've misplaced the ****ies on that drawing. :roll:

hahaha. :)

[gaz]

No, none at all, just the mother of all headaches. She got me just above my left eyebrow which seems to be a pretty thick part of my skull, if it was an inch lower I'd probably have lost my eye.

One of the irritating things was the following conversation which probably happened about five times in the next few days.

Idiot - So, you got hit in the face with a golf club?

Me - Yep.

Idiot - Wow, you were lucky you didn't lose an eye!!

Me - If I was lucky then I probably wouldn't have been hit with a golf cub in the first place.

Idiot - Erm.... Yeah.

[James]

http://www.hpphoto.com/servlet/LinkPhoto?GUID=682be260-17d3-933c-7de9-57106f9d647b&size=


That's hot.

[California Joe]

I think so.

[farmgirl]

I think so.


You're sweet like that..... :hug:

[Jack Mehoff]

Should farmgirl shows her bikini pix?

[serbian boy]

Hell Yeah!!!
Go Farmgirl, You're the hottest!! woot :lol: :hug:

[Haiw]

The funny thing is that propably half the people think that really is FG. :lol:

[mocking_loudly_died]

The funny thing is that propably half the people think that really is FG. :lol:

When really it's my mom.

[Haiw]

I thought it was your half-sister? Or was she the one that died in a horrible **** incident?

[mocking_loudly_died]

I thought it was your half-sister? Or was she the one that died in a horrible **** incident?

I have two half sisters.

Every one loves cheating parents - it's the game the whole family enjoys.

[Nondescript]

The funny thing is that propably half the people think that really is FG. :lol:

*Covers ears* lalalalalalalalalala I can't hear you.

[farmgirl]

The funny thing is that propably half the people think that really is FG. :lol:

That's because it is farmgirl.

[Haiw]

FU FG ;)

[farmgirl]

FU FG ;)


I'm sure I don't understand, Haiw. Would you care to explain?

[Jack Mehoff]

FU FG ;)


I'm sure I don't understand, Haiw. Would you care to explain?

Promise you won't slap me if I tell you?

[serbian boy]

No **** You Haiw!!!
Don't Mind Him Farmgirl! He's just a Dutch Fag! :fork:

[farmgirl]

FU FG ;)


I'm sure I don't understand, Haiw. Would you care to explain?

Promise you won't slap me if I tell you?

I won't slap you, Jack.... promise....:)

[California Joe]

OK Haiw, I'll *shudder* draw you naked next. Jeez what a crybaby.

[farmgirl]

OK Haiw, I'll *shudder* draw you naked next. Jeez what a crybaby.

I'm just glad you're gonna draw him naked and not nekkid!!! p-)

[California Joe]

No, cause that would be wrong.

[farmgirl]

No, cause that would be wrong.

on so many levels.....

[California Joe]

Yes, yes it would.

[Merik]

Damn Im gone for two days working on a term paper and this thread goes from FG, to ****, to shoes, something about Seoul doing something so vile I dont wanna know, back to ****, Jack's man ****s, then back to FG. Did I get it all?




"Any of you homo's touch my Manolo Blanic's I'll kill ya"

"And any of you's call me Francis, I kill ya"

[farmgirl]

Damn Im gone for two days working on a term paper and this thread goes from FG, to ****, to shoes, something about Seoul doing something so vile I dont wanna know, back to ****, Jack's man ****s, then back to FG. Did I get it all?




"Any of you homo's touch my Manolo Blanic's I'll kill ya"

"And any of you's call me Francis, I kill ya"

I think that pretty much covers it, Merik. How did that paper turn out?
Joe's working on another drawing of me..... :)

[Merik]

Well, I turned it in yesterday morning. Wensday night I was up till 12am working on my final draft on Thursday night I was up till 3am finishing my final draft. We did not get our rough drafts till tuesday so it was really a pain in the ass. 12 pages long, typed with double spacing and space between each line. Hope I get a good grade on it since we get them back on Monday. If I dont I can butter up to the student teacher who is grading them cause she is really hot and kinda slutty anyway.

[farmgirl]

Well, I turned it in yesterday morning. Wensday night I was up till 12am working on my final draft on Thursday night I was up till 3am finishing my final draft. We did not get our rough drafts till tuesday so it was really a pain in the ass. 12 pages long, typed with double spacing and space between each line. Hope I get a good grade on it since we get them back on Monday. If I dont I can butter up to the student teacher who is grading them cause she is really hot and kinda slutty anyway.

How many kids are in the class? I wouldn't promise to have very many 12 page papers graded by Monday if I got them on Friday! If she has to do very many of those, you probably won't have to worry about her being really picky. That's a lot to do in one weekend, and she probably has other things to grade as well.
What could be better than a hot and slutty student teacher? :cantbeli: