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TuNeRsHaRk
01-03-2006, 10:17 PM
www.jobpredictor.com just enter your name


im supposed to be a mad scientist :(

even though im failing bioligy

Clete Torres
01-03-2006, 10:18 PM
I'm a cowboy. No fooling.

Violet Fashion by Mindy
01-03-2006, 10:19 PM
Haha Pirate!

EvanL
01-03-2006, 10:20 PM
Haha Pirate!
Liar.. I got chef when i put your name in.

Violet Fashion by Mindy
01-03-2006, 10:24 PM
I put my internet moniker in.

Wanker.

Gauntlet
01-03-2006, 10:26 PM
Hello * first Name* your ideal job is a Street Sweeper
http://www.jobpredictor.com/images/big/59.jpg

Goddamnit!

*puts in full name*


Hello *full name* your ideal job is a Gigolo
http://www.jobpredictor.com/images/big/9.jpg

*kills self*

Resurrection
01-03-2006, 10:34 PM
Hello *name* you ideal job is a Superhero

http://www.jobpredictor.com/images/big/62.jpg

ohh pwned.

American Patriot
01-03-2006, 10:35 PM
you ideal job is a Wedding gatecrasher

DarkCypher
01-03-2006, 10:37 PM
Alien investigator

Seraphim
01-03-2006, 10:40 PM
Internet name = pirate
Internet name without the crosses = lottery winner
Full real name = plate spinner

Chuckie
01-03-2006, 10:43 PM
Litter Warden

Gauntlet
01-03-2006, 10:46 PM
I explored the site and saw the love predictor. I put Macs's name in the first line and Gypsum Fantastic in the next.

result=
Macs,
love action films.
Gypsum Fantastic,
has first class honours in love making.

Turbo
01-03-2006, 10:47 PM
Hello (name changed to protect identaity) you ideal job is a lottery winner - no need to work !!

Hutz
01-03-2006, 11:04 PM
Pub landlord! I'd go broke.

farmgirl
01-03-2006, 11:08 PM
Hello MD you ideal job is a Wedding gatecrasher.....
when I entered farmgirl... I got...

Hello farmgirl you ideal job is a the job you have now

Rammy
01-03-2006, 11:21 PM
Hello ***** ***** you ideal job is a Topless Model

jaybird13
01-03-2006, 11:23 PM
Real name-Dentist...Open up bitches!:)

Username-Jailbird.

Hellfish
01-03-2006, 11:33 PM
you ideal job is an Office bike

http://www.jobpredictor.com/images/big/43.jpg

Score
Salary :
4/10
Education :
5/10
Job Satisfaction :
8/10
Community contribution :
8/10
Pulling Power :
2/10
Uniform :
8/10
Total

35 /60

I'm the only inanimate object? What gives?

.666 Caliber
01-03-2006, 11:41 PM
Hypnotist


(too short)

Kekkonen
01-03-2006, 11:43 PM
http://www.aerospaceweb.org/question/history/sound-barrier/indiana-jones-whip.jpg

zonk
01-03-2006, 11:49 PM
my job is what it is right now, i was born to be a paratrooper, what i want to do when i get out is auto body technician so i dont have to wait to get my cars painted.

digrar
01-04-2006, 12:07 AM
Real name - Pub Land lord
First and last real names - Body guard
First, second and surname - Pantomine Cow :cantbeli:

Sweaty
01-04-2006, 01:07 AM
Hello *********** you ideal job is a Prostitute


....what!?

Uncle Sam
01-04-2006, 01:23 AM
Hello uncle sam you ideal job is a lottery winner - no need to work !!

Sweet!!!!!

Asheren
01-04-2006, 05:34 AM
Car driver- funny i don't have driving license and dont plan to get it in near future.

hauptman
01-04-2006, 05:40 AM
Internet Name: Stand Up Comedian
Real name: Super Model

woot

Moledet
01-04-2006, 05:42 AM
I have always wanted to be a...
http://www.jobpredictor.com/images/big/63.jpg
Yep, that's a Princess.

Hawkeye
01-04-2006, 05:47 AM
Internet name: Jungle Explorer
Real name: Computer Nerd

Eat a bullet
01-04-2006, 05:50 AM
Your ideal job is another Satan
http://www.jobpredictor.com/images/big/19.jpg

Salary :
1/10


Education :
0/10


Job Satisfaction :
10/10


Community contribution :
0/10


Pulling Power :
0/10


Uniform :
10/10


Total

21 /60

Greek soldier
01-04-2006, 05:56 AM
Well I've got 4 different results

1) By putting my full name (Nassos Ioannidis) I got "Professional Tramp"
2) By putting only "Nassos" I got "Sandwich Board Advertisor"
3) By putting "Ioannidis" I got "Bodyguard" (!!!!)
4) With my official ID card name "Athanasios Ioannidis" I got "Village Idiot"

Why is there hostility with my Greek name???

MBG
01-04-2006, 06:17 AM
Hello MBG you ideal job is a Gigolo
http://www.jobpredictor.com/images/big/9.jpg

giggidy-giggidy-giggidy! :lol:

Roldwin
01-04-2006, 07:24 AM
Hello Oscar Roldán you ideal job is a foreign legion

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c169/Roldwin1/91.jpg

Salary :
2/10
Education :
4/10
Job Satisfaction :
6/10
Community contribution :
5/10
Pulling Power :
7/10
Uniform :
7/10
Total

31 /60

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mack pl
01-04-2006, 07:26 AM
opera singer :roll:

Salary : 7/10
Education : 6/10
Job Satisfaction : 7/10
Community contribution : 4/10
Pulling Power : 6/10
Uniform : 6/10

Total 36 /60


wow

Hellfish
01-04-2006, 07:52 AM
I'm still the only inanimate object? Jesus.

Adumb
01-04-2006, 08:00 AM
Hello adam boyes you ideal job is a Supermodel
http://www.jobpredictor.com/images/big/61.jpg Description
Score
Salary :
8/10
Education :
3/10
Job Satisfaction :
7/10
Community contribution :
3/10
Pulling Power :
10/10
Uniform :
7/10
Total
38 /60



woot

mack pl
01-04-2006, 08:03 AM
mack you ideal job is an Emperor of all the world Salary : 10/10

Education : 6/10
Job Satisfaction : 10/10
Community contribution : 8/10
Pulling Power : 10/10
Uniform : 10/10
Total 54 /60


hahahhahaa, I knew it :)

wulfstan
01-04-2006, 08:03 AM
you ideal job is an Office bike

http://www.jobpredictor.com/images/big/43.jpg

Score
Salary :
4/10
Education :
5/10
Job Satisfaction :
8/10
Community contribution :
8/10
Pulling Power :
2/10
Uniform :
8/10
Total

35 /60

I'm the only inanimate object? What gives?

I don't know about where you live, but in the UK Office Bike means someone (a woman) who sleeps with anyone and everyone in the office! Cos everyone's ridden her!

mack pl
01-04-2006, 08:04 AM
Hello herrmannek you ideal job is a Stand Up Comedian

http://www.jobpredictor.com/images/big/41.jpg

rofl

Adumb
01-04-2006, 08:05 AM
I don't know about where you live, but in the UK Office Bike means someone (a woman) who sleeps with anyone and everyone in the office! Cos everyone's ridden her!
Yeah that sounds like Hellfish rofl

wulfstan
01-04-2006, 08:07 AM
Wtf, i put in a mate's name and it came up with 'playing for a soccor team'!

Note the incorrect spelling and the fact that the pic shown was a fvcking American Football team!

scm77
01-04-2006, 08:21 AM
First Name: Village Idiot
http://www.jobpredictor.com/images/big/15.jpg

:(

Full Name: Burglar
http://www.jobpredictor.com/images/big/92.jpg

Screen name: Princess
http://www.jobpredictor.com/images/big/63.jpg

:lol: http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y156/scm77/Smileys/ohbenice.gif

BiZ
01-04-2006, 08:33 AM
Wedding gatecrasher.

Bugger me, that's spot on!

gaz
01-04-2006, 08:54 AM
Wtf, i put in a mate's name and it came up with 'playing for a soccor team'!

Note the incorrect spelling and the fact that the pic shown was a fvcking American Football team!

It told me I should be a concrete mixer but managed to spell it as "concerte".

wulfstan
01-04-2006, 09:05 AM
It told me I should be a concrete mixer but managed to spell it as "concerte".

Maybe it meant as in DJing at concerts, a concert mixer. :)

dunkin
01-04-2006, 09:06 AM
How did they know . . . I've always aspired to be one!


Hello **** **** you ideal job is a Shoplifter

http://www.jobpredictor.com/images/big/30.jpg



Description

Score


Salary :
1/10

Education :
4/10

Job Satisfaction :
7/10

Community contribution :
1/10

Pulling Power :
3/10

Uniform :
2/10

Total

18 /60

Hellfish
01-04-2006, 09:12 AM
Yeah that sounds like Hellfish rofl

I am a bit of a tramp...

Roldwin
01-04-2006, 10:19 AM
Hello adam boyes you ideal job is a Supermodel

http://www.jobpredictor.com/images/big/61.jpg Description
Score


Salary :
8/10


Education :
3/10


Job Satisfaction :
7/10


Community contribution :
3/10


Pulling Power :
10/10


Uniform :
7/10


Total
38 /60



woot



expect a visit from me in the next days...

Violet Fashion by Mindy
01-04-2006, 10:32 AM
Haha adam.

I can change your job prospects that quick it's not funny.

Bob Lawbla
01-04-2006, 10:47 AM
Real Name - Ideal job is an alcohol tester

Internet name - Ideal job is a Pub landlord

Some kind of theme going on here.

Nickel1106
01-04-2006, 11:48 AM
Hello nickel you ideal job is an Emperor of all the world
God!!faint
http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/7505/2641021629215174sm.th.jpg

LaoSexMachine
01-04-2006, 11:52 AM
Hello ezekiel you ideal job is an Unemployable layabout
http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/imp.gif?event=noiframe&client=ca-pub-4179446999323740&dt=1136411127875&lmt=1136411127&format=120x600_as&output=html&channel=3919825355&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.jobpredictor.com%2Fjobbodynew.asp&color_bg=FFFFFF&color_text=333333&color_link=000000&color_url=666666&color_border=CCCCCC&ad_type=text_image&ref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.jobpredictor.com%2Fjobbodynew.asp&u_h=1024&u_w=1280&u_ah=994&u_aw=1280&u_cd=32&u_tz=-480&u_his=1&u_java=truehttp://www.jobpredictor.com/images/big/7.jpg
Description


Score



Salary :
1/10


Education :
0/10


Job Satisfaction :
10/10


Community contribution :
1/10


Pulling Power :
2/10


Uniform :
1/10


Total

15 /60

Digital Marine
01-04-2006, 03:07 PM
http://www.jobpredictor.com/images/big/43.jpg

Im an Office Bike:-(

Keyboard
01-04-2006, 04:08 PM
Hello *my name* you ideal job is a foreign legion

Um, cool? What the hell is a foreign legion, I think I know what it is, but I'm not sure.

http://www.jobpredictor.com/images/big/91.jpg

operaattori
01-04-2006, 04:10 PM
you ideal job is a Circus ring master.

Greek soldier
01-04-2006, 04:11 PM
Check this, in English and French

http://www.legionetrangere.fr/

hell
01-04-2006, 04:15 PM
Real name: Crash Test Dummy

s/n: Hello hell_in_a_helmet you ideal job is a Monkey Impressionist


Man, God's plan for me either way just sucks a$$

Hellfish
01-04-2006, 04:36 PM
http://www.jobpredictor.com/images/big/43.jpg

Im an Office Bike:-(

Thank God someone else is.

One?
01-04-2006, 04:43 PM
Hello ***** you ideal job is an Emperor of all the world

http://www.jobpredictor.com/images/big/35.jpg

Salary : 10/10
Education : 6/10
Job Satisfaction : 10/10
Community contribution : 8/10
Pulling Power : 10/10
Uniform : 10/10
Total 54 /60

elguapo
01-04-2006, 04:49 PM
whore owner