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Clete Torres
01-09-2006, 08:23 PM
I just saw him on TV and it looks a lot worse than this. It looks like he has a plumb on his upper lip.

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/300/carf104010920478wl.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Schwarzenegger injured in motorcycle crash



Recalling his days as one Hollywood's most popular action heroes, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger said Monday a weekend accident won't stop him from riding motorcycles.

As an actor, he said, he had to sign contracts covering possible injuries from stunts.

"I did all those things anyway," Schwarzenegger said. "I never played by the rules."

The governor received 15 stitches in his lip after he and his 12-year-old son, Patrick, were involved in the accident Sunday near their Los Angeles home, his spokeswoman Margita Thompson said. He and Patrick were treated for cuts and bruises at St. John's Hospital in Santa Monica and released. Both were wearing helmets.

"I was very lucky," Schwarzenegger said during an appearance Monday at a health center for women and children in North Hollywood. "It could have been very different."

The left side of the governor's upper lip was swelled and puffy but didn't affect his speech or appear to cause much pain.

"What normally happens when you see someone in Hollywood with swollen lips, it's collagen shots," Schwarzenegger said, referring to the cosmetic procedure.

"But this is not what it is. It's no plastic surgery or anything like that," he said.

He said doctors had advised him to avoid attending events and speaking for at least three days.

"My wife said make it seven," Schwarzenegger joked.

The governor was riding a Harley Davidson motorcycle with his son in a sidecar when another driver backed into the street, Thompson said. Schwarzenegger collided with the car at low speed.

The other driver was uninjured. No citations were issued in the accident in the city's Brentwood section, said Officer Jason Lee, a police spokesman.

In December 2001, Schwarzenegger broke six ribs and was hospitalized for four days after a motorcycle crash in Los Angeles.

That accident occurred when a car stopped in front of him and he was unable to change lanes to avoid the vehicle. His ribs were broken when his chest hit the motorcycle windshield.

Clete Torres
01-09-2006, 08:26 PM
Here's a better picture.

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/7393/1845839598963ad.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

California Joe
01-09-2006, 08:30 PM
Even without the shaving accident, Arnold is starting to look a little scary.

Uncle Sam
01-09-2006, 08:30 PM
Maybe it's a tumor...


What?

scrybe
01-09-2006, 08:30 PM
The helmet saved the car. Without it, Arnold's head would have made the car a total write-off.

Redux
01-09-2006, 08:31 PM
wth is with his hair

he looks scary now

Macs.
01-09-2006, 08:35 PM
He looks more and more like Hitler every day.



I am not trying to alarm you, just saying.

TuNeRsHaRk
01-09-2006, 08:36 PM
hahah yeah i was listenening to some new talk show this morning and they were making fun of him

hahaha it was great i wish i had it on file

zonk
01-09-2006, 08:37 PM
they said it didnt affect his speech...hahahaha like i could understand him even before the wreck

TuNeRsHaRk
01-09-2006, 08:40 PM
this is his second motorcycle incident btw

http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/12-11-2001-8126.asp

Clete Torres
01-09-2006, 08:41 PM
I'd watch out Zonk. Schwarzenegger could butt f*** you with his nipple and kill you.

Chuckie
01-09-2006, 08:50 PM
Terminator or not he must have gotten his ass handed to him by Maria when he got home. I'm sure that's the last time the kids go riding with daddy. That's probably why he looks so bad in those pictures, he probably spent the night sleeping in the servant's quarters or even out in the shed.

zonk
01-09-2006, 09:17 PM
even arnolds servants quarters are probably better than 99% of our houses

.666 Caliber
01-09-2006, 09:35 PM
He was probably screaming "Get in thee choppa!".LOL

nagant_m44
01-09-2006, 09:35 PM
how did arnold have kids? The steroids must have made his ********s the size of peas, and his ***** the size of a peanut.

zonk
01-09-2006, 09:37 PM
steroids have weird side effects

Impulse_t0
01-09-2006, 11:11 PM
*Arnold caps the Alligator*----> " You're luggage "

goldman
01-09-2006, 11:14 PM
they said it didnt affect his speech...hahahaha like i could understand him even before the wreck

Oh Snap! rofl

DeathForSale
01-09-2006, 11:17 PM
OMG PWNED! rofl rofl rofl rofl

I wunt da Uziii 9 milimetaa! Colt foty-five long-slide!

Impulse_t0
01-09-2006, 11:31 PM
OMG PWNED! rofl rofl rofl rofl

I wunt da Uziii 9 milimetaa! Colt foty-five long-slide!

12 gauge auto loader.....
That's italian, you can go pump, or auto
The 45. long-slide, with laser sighting
These are brand new we just got them in, that's a good gun, just touch the trigger, the beam comes on you put the red dot where you want the bullet to go, you can't miss. Anything else?
Phased plasma rifle in a 40 watt range....
Hey just what you see pal.
The Uzi 9 milimeetaaa
You know your weapons buddy anyone of these is ideal for home defense. So uh, which'll it be?
All
We close early today, it's a 15 day wait on the handguns, but the rifles you can take right now. You can't do that

WRONG. BOOOOOOOM

toki
01-10-2006, 04:19 AM
Even without the shaving accident, Arnold is starting to look a little scary.
He looks more like Richard Nixon every day.
@macsler: forget Hitler. You are becoming like Hitler.

Thor
01-10-2006, 04:48 AM
Here's a better picture.

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/7393/1845839598963ad.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Yup, it would be a good idea for him to grow a bit of a moustasch to cover that up..

sir-chimp
01-10-2006, 04:51 AM
Yup, it would be a good idea for him to grow a bit of a moustasch to cover that up..


Why? He finally has a scar to go with all that combat he has seen. I mean how many times has Arnold saved our sorry asses from sure apocalypse?

signatory
01-10-2006, 04:58 AM
He probably just sucked the wrong end of a cigar.

http://burro.astr.cwru.edu/ArnoldMOND/cigar.jpg

toki
01-10-2006, 05:02 AM
he better be thankful, he didn't loose more of his face. Driving with open helmets can leave you with much deeper skidmarks in the face, or without your lower jaw.