Your most embarrassing moment

[Jack Mehoff]

4 times this week I forgot to zip up my pants while at work and at the stores. WTF is wrong with me?

[gaz]

For some unexplainable reason I actually read the "How big is your c**k?" thread, that's pretty embarrassing.

[Jack Mehoff]

For some unexplainable reason I actually read the "How big is your c**k?" thread, that's pretty embarrassing.

Who made that thread? Seoulstriker? :lol:

[gaz]

Yeah I think it was.

Seriously though, my most embarrassing moment was when I was about fourteen.

I got knocked out by a girl.

Within two days everyone at school knew.

The chants of "Gaz got knocked out by a girl!!!" will stay with me forever.

The fact that she hit me in the face with a F**KING GOLF CLUB made no difference whatsoever!!!

Kids. I f**king hate them.

[Operation Ivy]

Pissing on the projector in 2nd grade during a presentation :(

[memphiz]

well i started a new school about 2 weeks ago and its a little odd, im in grade 11 and i have a grade 10, and 12class, thats a little imbareassing


ill think of something better later

[farmgirl]

Okay.... I was playing basketball when I was a senior in high school, and my bra came undone. We had v neck uniforms, and soon it was up around my neck. I was motioning to the coach to take me out, and he was shaking his head, no. The manager finally leaned over and told my coach what the problem was, and the next time I looked up, he was nearly lying on the floor, because he was laughing so hard.
He called timeout, and everyone huddled around me, so I could restrain my breasts again.

Needless to say..... I got a lot of sh*t about that from the boys basketball team..... as they were seated in the stands at the time. :oops:

[IronHeart_26]

I had gone out with my boyfriend one night. We had a habit of ending up in the middle of a field out in the country. He would open the gate and then we would drive out in the field. He always kept a blanket and sleeping bag behind the seat that we would put in the bed of the truck to lay on and well, you know, look at the stars and stuff. So, this particular night after um, stargazing, I headed for home. I decided to stop a a gas station to get something to drink on the way. I got my drink and went to pay for it and this officer was standing up by the counter. He looked and me and smiled, kinda a funny type smile. He said something like "Hello ma'm, so what has you up this early in the morning?" (it was about 2:30 am). I just said something about being on my way home, smiled, payed for my coke, and left. I thought his reaction to seeing me was sorta weird but dismissed it. So, I get home and go in the bathroom. I'm standing there over the sink and I look in the mirror and then pick up my tooth brush...then drop it and stare back at the mirror. My shirt is on inside out...very noticeably inside out. I laughed so hard I thought I was going to wet my pants.

I told my boyfriend about it the next day and to this day the rascal still swears he never noticed it when I left for home.

[gaz]

imbareassing

I'm a little confused. Is that actually supposed to say "enbarrassing" and it's just crap typing or is it supposed to say "I'm bare assing" and if so, why are you bare assing and whom is it aimed at?

[hank]

I farted real loud at church on one of those metal chairs when I was in the 3rd grade. Mortified. Least a girl didn't knock me out! He he.

hank

[Seoulstriker]

Okay.... I was playing basketball when I was a senior in high school, and my bra came undone. We had v neck uniforms, and soon it was up around my neck. I was motioning to the coach to take me out, and he was shaking his head, no. The manager finally leaned over and told my coach what the problem was, and the next time I looked up, he was nearly lying on the floor, because he was laughing so hard.
He called timeout, and everyone huddled around me, so I could restrain my breasts again.

Needless to say..... I got a lot of sh*t about that from the boys basketball team..... as they were seated in the stands at the time. :oops:


that's a nice image. :D :lol: :hug: woot p-) ;) :P

[memphiz]

imbareassing

I'm a little confused. Is that actually supposed to say "enbarrassing" and it's just crap typing or is it supposed to say "I'm bare assing" and if so, why are you bare assing and whom is it aimed at?
it was aimed at you sorry gaz ;)

no im just a really crappy speller, i spelt it how it sounds

[California Joe]

"embarrassing" just sayin'. ;)

[memphiz]

"embarassing" just sayin'. ;)
thanks Joe

[farmgirl]

"embarassing" just sayin'. ;)
thanks Joe


speaking of embarrassing Mephiz.... if you don't lose that smiley in your sig line.... I might have to knock you out with a golf club. I've done it before.... not afraid to do it again..... p-)

[Vance]

OK MD, you have to tell the story about the golf club...if it actually happened...

[Jack Mehoff]

"embarassing" just sayin'. ;)
thanks Joe


speaking of embarrassing Mephiz.... if you don't lose that smiley in your sig line.... I might have to knock you out with a golf club. I've done it before.... not afraid to do it again..... p-)

http://www.kustomkettles.com/forums/images/smiles/la.gif

[memphiz]

"embarassing" just sayin'. ;)
thanks Joe


speaking of embarrassing Mephiz.... if you don't lose that smiley in your sig line.... I might have to knock you out with a golf club. I've done it before.... not afraid to do it again..... p-)
http://www.kustomkettles.com/forums/images/smiles/la.gif ;)
its memphiz Miss English teacher
and bring it on babe http://www.kustomkettles.com/forums/images/smiles/la.gif p-)

[farmgirl]

"embarassing" just sayin'. ;)
thanks Joe


speaking of embarrassing Mephiz.... if you don't lose that smiley in your sig line.... I might have to knock you out with a golf club. I've done it before.... not afraid to do it again..... p-)
http://www.kustomkettles.com/forums/images/smiles/la.gif ;)
its memphiz Miss English teacher
and bring it on babe http://www.kustomkettles.com/forums/images/smiles/la.gif p-)


yeah yeah.... the smiley was distracting me.....

did I hear someone turn on Van Halen??? p-)

[Vance]

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[farmgirl]

OK MD, you have to tell the story about the golf club...if it actually happened...



see Gaz's most embarrassing moment.... I had no idea that was him! p-)

[memphiz]

"embarassing" just sayin'. ;)
thanks Joe


speaking of embarrassing Mephiz.... if you don't lose that smiley in your sig line.... I might have to knock you out with a golf club. I've done it before.... not afraid to do it again..... p-)
http://www.kustomkettles.com/forums/images/smiles/la.gif ;)
its memphiz Miss English teacher
and bring it on babe http://www.kustomkettles.com/forums/images/smiles/la.gif p-)


yeah yeah.... the smiley was distracting me.....

did I hear someone turn on Van Halen??? p-)
:) it could be worse i could have put the but *** one in ;)

[farmgirl]

"embarassing" just sayin'. ;)


actually.... it's embarrassing.... just sayin'

Don't feel badly... I just misspelled Memphiz.... ;)

[hank]

Everybody wants some, I want some, too!
Everybody wants some, baby how about you?

I see a mooboo lad a looking for a moo pees.
He stand in line and got lost in a church stream!

Everybody wants some, I want some, too!
Everybody wants some, baby how about you?

That's right, I'm cool like that.

hank

[California Joe]

Smooth Hank Lee Roth.

I fixed it dammit.

[memphiz]

"embarassing" just sayin'. ;)


actually.... it's embarrassing.... just sayin'

Don't feel badly... I just misspelled Memphiz.... ;)
thats an A+ on spelling there... :D

[Jack Mehoff]

[farmgirl]

Everybody wants some, I want some, too!
Everybody wants some, baby how about you?

I see a mooboo lad a looking for a moo pees.
He stand in line and got lost in a church stream!

Everybody wants some, I want some, too!
Everybody wants some, baby how about you?

That's right, I'm cool like that.

hank



*sigh*

[Jack Mehoff]

[Vance]

Farmgirl, I found your panties, they ended up in my dirty clothes basket...no idea how they got there, Joe, honest...

[Fargin]

Getting busted with your g/f in an elevator isn't embarrassing.
Getting busted with your g/f in an elevator by her mother is!

[Salty Dog]

Farmgirl, I found your panties, they ended up in my dirty clothes basket...no idea how they got there, Joe, honest...

you ****! :petting:

[Salty Dog]

i'm embarassed that i never made a move on julia. julia is a german girl that was here in MA last year in an exchange program thingy, and she was hott and into me, and i was into her, but i never made a move on her and i really regret it. and it's really embarassing..... **** now i am sad just thinking about her. :(

[ArmedPacifist]

Well....there was this one time....


Well, I was in the junior ranks mess, and it was kind of busy as it was about 10:30 and most people were going home for the night, so this attractive woman sits down at the table I was sitting out. I knew I would kick myself later if I didn't talk to her, she was in civillian clothing so I just assumed she was a prospective member or family member of someone in the CF. So I actually strike up a conversation with her and I try to keep flirting to a minimum but I just can't help it and I start hitting on her. She seemed more flattered then embarrased and my comrades around me where laughing at me after she left. So I asked what was so funny, and they informed me I was just hitting on our company commander.

I kind of got blindsighted by that one.

[mocking_loudly_died]

Starring in flash dance.

[Maverick77]

Shorts got pulled totally off me in Provincial Championship Basketball game.

wasnt embarrising cause all the girls there liked it but its all I can think of.

[gaz]

Least a girl didn't knock me out! He he.

hank

My excuse is that she hit me with a lump of titanium, it would have knocked out Mr T out (But probably not Hasslehoff in his KnightRider days).

Smartarse.

[Herrmannek]

It's not most embarasing moment, but was quite often and sometimes I have some weird dreams about that.

I used to recreationaly train swiming. At the end of training, I ussualy jumped few times from start blocks before I went under shower to wash chlorine. Sometimes my "swimingpantslace" untied while traing or I just forgot to tie it...So when I jumped pants sometimes swept back on my butt or even swept further ...I hope noone seen that.

In my dreams I loose my swimingpants so I'm hidding from people walking by in some realy strange locations to find something to cover my precious....worst thing is I never found any pants..brrrr

BONUS:

I have few embaracing stories from my very early childhood(2-3-4) my mom likes to tell them to everybody..

1)So once apolet time in a baby-farm(both parents worked) I was siting on chamber-pot doing my job, when small girl I had eye on came in my direction. I stood up with lovered pants and said to her "I love you" :)

2)My dad liked to say to my mom "Nice Bobs" when he saw some nice chick passing by. So once a polet time me and my mom was waiting in line for some very rare goods(like meat), when I said sudenly to woman standing next to us : "Nice Bobs" .


:oops:

[2Sheds_Jackson]

Good thread so far - got some nice laughs outta it.

Sorry this is long, but it may give you a chuckle...

I used to drink. A lot. It was the eighties, I was in my 20's, and well, mistakes were made. I was active USAF, and my friends & I worked odd shifts - we always seemed to be off when everybody else was working. One night, we had spent the evening drinkin' at the local live heavy-metal venue. I was pretty well hammered & staggered home with my friends. We continued swilling beer outside the barracks, then we all started towards our rooms.

We lived in a barracks that was pretty f'ing cool, as barracks go. It was 3 floors, but the first 2 floors were admin offices & various civilian agencies. One of which was a daycare center. It was on the 1st floor & my room was wa-a-a-ay up there on the 3rd floor.

I tried the door, and I'll be damned if it wasn't unlocked! So I went in, arranged the stuffed animals into a crude bed, and crashed. A few hours later, I was awakened by a small group of children, and a seriously pissed off adult. I was all greazzy drunk - not quite even hung over yet - all wrinkled, drooling all over Whinnie the Pooh, and wearing a Plasmatics T-shirt. I think the kids were only slightly more traumatized than I was.

The next one was pretty sweet too. The top floor of the same barracks was L shaped - one leg female, the other male. In the middle was a dayroom with a TV. My girlfriend & I often used the dayroom for, eh, recreational purposes. There was no lock on the door - but since we always seemed to be in there at 3AM we never had any visitors...so we gradually became more & more bold.

We worked our way up to full on, Kama Sutra - Penthouse Forum quality *** in there. One night it all came crashing down as a group of people came walking in while my GF was in a particularly compromising position. They also got a view of my body parts that only highly qualified physicians had previously seen. The people who walked in varied in reaction - some burst out laughing, some ran out, others seemed very, very interested (but that's another story). My GF & I formed a lifelong bond of embarrassment, got married, and are still together 17yrs later. As an aside, due to a purely pavlovian response, I still get involuntary wood whenever I watch TV, no matter what is on...

[farmgirl]

Good thread so far - got some nice laughs outta it.

Sorry this is long, but it may give you a chuckle...

I used to drink. A lot. It was the eighties, I was in my 20's, and well, mistakes were made. I was active USAF, and my friends & I worked odd shifts - we always seemed to be off when everybody else was working. One night, we had spent the evening drinkin' at the local live heavy-metal venue. I was pretty well hammered & staggered home with my friends. We continued swilling beer outside the barracks, then we all started towards our rooms.

We lived in a barracks that was pretty f'ing cool, as barracks go. It was 3 floors, but the first 2 floors were admin offices & various civilian agencies. One of which was a daycare center. It was on the 1st floor & my room was wa-a-a-ay up there on the 3rd floor.

I tried the door, and I'll be damned if it wasn't unlocked! So I went in, arranged the stuffed animals into a crude bed, and crashed. A few hours later, I was awakened by a small group of children, and a seriously pissed off adult. I was all greazzy drunk - not quite even hung over yet - all wrinkled, drooling all over Whinnie the Pooh, and wearing a Plasmatics T-shirt. I think the kids were only slightly more traumatized than I was.

The next one was pretty sweet too. The top floor of the same barracks was L shaped - one leg female, the other male. In the middle was a dayroom with a TV. My girlfriend & I often used the dayroom for, eh, recreational purposes. There was no lock on the door - but since we always seemed to be in there at 3AM we never had any visitors...so we gradually became more & more bold.

We worked our way up to full on, Kama Sutra - Penthouse Forum quality *** in there. One night it all came crashing down as a group of people came walking in while my GF was in a particularly compromising position. They also got a view of my body parts that only highly qualified physicians had previously seen. The people who walked in varied in reaction - some burst out laughing, some ran out, others seemed very, very interested (but that's another story). My GF & I formed a lifelong bond of embarrassment, got married, and are still together 17yrs later. As an aside, due to a purely pavlovian response, I still get involuntary wood whenever I watch TV, no matter what is on...



nice stories 2 sheds....
I've got a few drinking/*** stories of my own, but I think perhaps those are better left untold in this venue. :)
I want to maintain some semblance of respect around here... :oops:

[Salty Dog]

Good thread so far - got some nice laughs outta it.

Sorry this is long, but it may give you a chuckle...

I used to drink. A lot. It was the eighties, I was in my 20's, and well, mistakes were made. I was active USAF, and my friends & I worked odd shifts - we always seemed to be off when everybody else was working. One night, we had spent the evening drinkin' at the local live heavy-metal venue. I was pretty well hammered & staggered home with my friends. We continued swilling beer outside the barracks, then we all started towards our rooms.

We lived in a barracks that was pretty f'ing cool, as barracks go. It was 3 floors, but the first 2 floors were admin offices & various civilian agencies. One of which was a daycare center. It was on the 1st floor & my room was wa-a-a-ay up there on the 3rd floor.

I tried the door, and I'll be damned if it wasn't unlocked! So I went in, arranged the stuffed animals into a crude bed, and crashed. A few hours later, I was awakened by a small group of children, and a seriously pissed off adult. I was all greazzy drunk - not quite even hung over yet - all wrinkled, drooling all over Whinnie the Pooh, and wearing a Plasmatics T-shirt. I think the kids were only slightly more traumatized than I was.

The next one was pretty sweet too. The top floor of the same barracks was L shaped - one leg female, the other male. In the middle was a dayroom with a TV. My girlfriend & I often used the dayroom for, eh, recreational purposes. There was no lock on the door - but since we always seemed to be in there at 3AM we never had any visitors...so we gradually became more & more bold.

We worked our way up to full on, Kama Sutra - Penthouse Forum quality *** in there. One night it all came crashing down as a group of people came walking in while my GF was in a particularly compromising position. They also got a view of my body parts that only highly qualified physicians had previously seen. The people who walked in varied in reaction - some burst out laughing, some ran out, others seemed very, very interested (but that's another story). My GF & I formed a lifelong bond of embarrassment, got married, and are still together 17yrs later. As an aside, due to a purely pavlovian response, I still get involuntary wood whenever I watch TV, no matter what is on...



nice stories 2 sheds....
I've got a few drinking/*** stories of my own, but I think perhaps those are better left untold in this venue. :)
I want to maintain some semblance of respect around here... :oops:

come on you can tell us, i will still have respect for your farmgirl.

[Herrmannek]

Why I can't browse last page of this topic?

[NcDeuce]

Okay.... I was playing basketball when I was a senior in high school, and my bra came undone. We had v neck uniforms, and soon it was up around my neck. I was motioning to the coach to take me out, and he was shaking his head, no. The manager finally leaned over and told my coach what the problem was, and the next time I looked up, he was nearly lying on the floor, because he was laughing so hard.
He called timeout, and everyone huddled around me, so I could restrain my breasts again.

Needless to say..... I got a lot of sh*t about that from the boys basketball team..... as they were seated in the stands at the time. :oops:


I had gone out with my boyfriend one night. We had a habit of ending up in the middle of a field out in the country. He would open the gate and then we would drive out in the field. He always kept a blanket and sleeping bag behind the seat that we would put in the bed of the truck to lay on and well, you know, look at the stars and stuff. So, this particular night after um, stargazing, I headed for home. I decided to stop a a gas station to get something to drink on the way. I got my drink and went to pay for it and this officer was standing up by the counter. He looked and me and smiled, kinda a funny type smile. He said something like "Hello ma'm, so what has you up this early in the morning?" (it was about 2:30 am). I just said something about being on my way home, smiled, payed for my coke, and left. I thought his reaction to seeing me was sorta weird but dismissed it. So, I get home and go in the bathroom. I'm standing there over the sink and I look in the mirror and then pick up my tooth brush...then drop it and stare back at the mirror. My shirt is on inside out...very noticeably inside out. I laughed so hard I thought I was going to wet my pants.

I told my boyfriend about it the next day and to this day the rascal still swears he never noticed it when I left for home.

:lol: x 2

[Jack Mehoff]

Most embarrassing moment for me is when farmgirl offered to toss my salad :oops:

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6167&highlight=toss+salad

[memphiz]

last year i was in a cooking class with friends, and 2of my friends were talking about navy SEALS,he said to blind "tangos" they throw sand or somthing in the persons eye. well my one freind had in hand a container of halbinair(sp) pepers or "hell fire pepers" second hotest peper in the world. so he fills his hand with quite a bit and turns to me and goes "ninja style" and throws it all in my eyes...
i was blind for about an hour. i had to have my friends guide me around to my classes. meanwhile my eyes are blood shot to hell and i cant see, and everybodys asking"whats wrong with your eyes?" and my friends kept going "you should have seen how much this kid smoked at lunch"
stupid as my friends are i got lead to all the wrong class rooms, and somehow the girls change room,numerous walls, and doors

yeh it was pretty embarrasing when the teachers asked what was wrong.



about a month later the same friend shot me in the eye with a paintball, it was by accident this time. pretty crazy stuff

[hank]

I think I see your problem memphiz, you have confused "friend" and "tormentor". ;)

hank

[memphiz]

I think I see your problem memphiz, you have confused "friend" and "tormentor". ;)

hank
HAHA, no hes a good friend of mine. i found it pretty funny afterwards when i could see, and my eyes didnt feel like they exploded. with those pepers we caused the teacher to cry, and retire early becouse he had to sample our food, and we would load his food up with them. we gave him hell. he was a ****.

[hank]

Whatever you say, dude. One man's friend is another man's tormentor. ;)

hank

[memphiz]

Whatever you say, dude. One man's friend is another man's tormentor. ;)

hank
:lol:

[California Joe]

Anyone throws habaneros in my eyes they can expect at least a cockpunch and most likely a titanium 3 wood to the skull. I call that the "gaz"

[memphiz]

Anyone throws habaneros in my eyes they can expect at least a cockpunch and most likely a titanium 3 wood to the skull. I call that the "gaz"
HAHA "Cockpunch"


yeh the pile was about the size of 8 quaters stacked up vertically. there good on food just not the eyes

[hank]

Putting down the habaneros and slowly crossing the VA border heading south with tail between legs while cursing the fact that I left my golf clubs back in Knoxvegas.

hank