Man got ***** stuck in padlock

[He219]

Quickly! Somebody call Seoulstriker.


Man got ***** stuck in padlock (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_867923.html)

A Russian man has been told he will have a bent ***** for the rest of his life after trapping it in a padlock.

Firemen in Moscow spent an hour freeing the 20-year-old man after he called emergency services after a *** game went wrong.

A doctor at Moscow's Hospital No.50, where the man was treated, told local daily Moskovsky Komsomolets: "His ***** will be bent to one side but it will still function."

Firemen used cold water and grease to try to release the padlock before finally cutting it free with a saw.

Story filed: 11:15 Thursday 19th February 2004


:lol:

[California Joe]

OK I'll be the first....WHY?

[Vance]

:|

[farmgirl]

OK I'll be the first....WHY?



Some sort of new fangled chastity belt??? p-)

[memphiz]

so Seoul did go to Russia


poor bugger, i heard of the states that got his wang stuck in a hot tub jet

[California Joe]

It was a swimming pool filter intake in Lakeland Florida.

No reason.

[memphiz]

lonely weekend Joe ;)

[hank]

"after a *** game went wrong"

I think now I understand why permi and Kasdfogihgna are so weird. Russian *** game where you lock you johnson up? WTF?

hank

[Trigger]

:cantbeli:

The only thing that comes to mind is that old Sam Kinison bit about the detachable *****:

*holding phone*
"Honey can I take it?...all the guys are taking theirs"

"She says no f**kin' way"

[farmgirl]

:cantbeli:

The only thing that comes to mind is that old Sam Kinison bit about the detachable *****:

*holding phone*
"Honey can I take it?...all the guys are taking theirs"

"She says no f**kin' way"


I think that's a hell of an idea...... p-)

[California Joe]

It was in the pool at the Rama Hotel. For 3.5 hours. I know stuff.

[farmgirl]

It was in the pool at the Rama Hotel. For 3.5 hours. I know stuff.



*covering ears with hands.... la la la la la la*

toooo much information.....

[Trigger]

*note to self*
Bring extra Chlorine tabs for next hotel stay...and lockpick kit.

[California Joe]

It wasn't MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I went to college in Lakeland. It was funny.

[Seoulstriker]

Quickly! Somebody call Seoulstriker.

bastid. p-)

[Innoxx]

Kinky... rofl

[He219]

Not as good as this (http://www.oooarrr.cx/jokes/att-0168/01-Greatdaysfishing.jpg)!

Parental Discretion Advised!


p-)

[farmgirl]

Not as good as this (http://www.oooarrr.cx/jokes/att-0168/01-Greatdaysfishing.jpg)!

Parental Discretion Advised!


p-)


Those boys better hope they don't get a bite..... p-)

[Skaman]

Quickly! Somebody call Seoulstriker.

bastid. p-)

I knew Seoul would be in here.

[Guttorm]

Not as good as this (http://www.oooarrr.cx/jokes/att-0168/01-Greatdaysfishing.jpg)!

Parental Discretion Advised!


p-)

Hrmm, this is one of the activities we missed out on in Florida... Damn it, I KNEW something was missing, We had our beer, our fhising gear, sitting there naked and feeling... weird...

:P

[Kitsune]

This really happened?
I first thought this was to be an allegory on Bush and Iraq...

[2Sheds_Jackson]

Locked, cocked and ready to rock, eh?

I remember a few years ago in Wichita, a dude got his wang stuck in the center hole of an iron weight (like from a dumbell set). They had to saw it off (the weight, that is).

Then there's my all time fave:


The Belt and the Staple. A 40-year-old machinist developed the habit of masturbating during lunch hour by rubbing himself against a running canvas drive belt. One day, while nearing a climactic moment, he leaned in a little too close. The belt snagged his scrotum and threw him a few feet. In shock, he hastily stapled his torn and bleeding sac shut, not even noticing one ******** was gone. The urologist who later successfully treated him commented, "I can only assume he abandoned this method of self-gratification."

So I guess the guy sweeping up the metal filings at the end of the day must have found the missing ball. I takes a real man to staple his scrotum...

[California Joe]

I've never been that drunk or bored.

[Guttorm]

I've never been that drunk or bored.

Are you a 40-year-old machinist?

Then you know NOTHING about being bored!! :D

[NcDeuce]

Man got ***** stuck in padlock

:cantbeli:

Ay

[memphiz]

Locked, cocked and ready to rock, eh?

I remember a few years ago in Wichita, a dude got his wang stuck in the center hole of an iron weight (like from a dumbell set). They had to saw it off (the weight, that is).

Then there's my all time fave:


The Belt and the Staple. A 40-year-old machinist developed the habit of masturbating during lunch hour by rubbing himself against a running canvas drive belt. One day, while nearing a climactic moment, he leaned in a little too close. The belt snagged his scrotum and threw him a few feet. In shock, he hastily stapled his torn and bleeding sac shut, not even noticing one ******** was gone. The urologist who later successfully treated him commented, "I can only assume he abandoned this method of self-gratification."

So I guess the guy sweeping up the metal filings at the end of the day must have found the missing ball. I takes a real man to staple his scrotum...

done and done :D

*passes out*