BREAKING NEWS: Kim Jong Il vanished!!

[JoaMei]

http://www.n-tv.de/622150.html

It seems to be impossible but true, the Dictators luxus Train is vanished somewhere in China. His train was on its way to Peking but never arrived!

North Korean Diplomats so far have no Idea where their beloved leader is.

So far only a german source!

[rhino]

dont pull my leg JoeMei, dont pull my faking leg










this is what happiness is!

[Yaberdaber]

Haha, the train went to commie heaven (h*ll).

[signatory]

DOn't you think that's just a poorly rewritten article based on this one *******

Where is N.Korea's Kim? Officials hunt for clues
http://today.*******.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=topNews&storyID=2006-01-11T105256Z_01_KNE139140_RTRUKOC_0_US-KOREA-NORTH-KIM-NEWS.xml&archived=False


EDIT:

North Korea travels to Shanghai by jet
SHANGHAI, China, Jan. 11 (UPI) -- North Korean leader Kim Jong Il flew to China, reports A South Korean news agency, contradicting a report that he had traveled by an armored train.



http://www.sciencedaily.com/upi/?feed=TopNews&article=UPI-1-20060111-11002400-bc-china-norkor.xml

[.666 Caliber]

Hmmmm....Ill believe it when I see it.

[towelie]

maybe team america got to him and he flew back to planet Xiron.

[JoaMei]

Well, it was to good to be true. Lets hope for the best...

[ed316]

He got their in a jet...move along nothing to see

[Yaberdaber]

http://b00mb0x.org/blog/teamamerica.jpg

"Help me... Team America's got me! Poor lonely me..."

http://smartpei.typepad.com/robert_patersons_weblog/images/teamamericascreen.jpg

Our heroes!

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

Hmmmm....Ill believe it when I see it.

See what? See that he's disappeared?

[joshfox0]

ahhhahahha i'd love this to be true! but then again we won't know the north korean authauritys arn't exactly going to admit it the best chance we have of learning is from a chinese contact.

Heres hoping p-)

[Uninen]

..North Korean leader Kim Jong Il flew to China..
Now im puzzled, which one is a bigger lie, that he went missing or that he flew? I mean KIM DOESNT FLY because of his paranoid fobia? Thats why he has that train in the first place?

[signatory]

Now im puzzled, which one is a bigger lie, that he went missing or that he flew? I mean KIM DOESNT FLY because of his paranoid fobia? Thats why he has that train in the first place?

After the recent train accidents (one of them missed him by a hair) in NK I wouldnt be too surprised if his fear of flying hasn't....died out.

[Kitsune]

Probably there is some secret love affair behind it. Like in this old Audrey Hepburn and Gregory Peck movie "Roman Holiday". Oh my God, this is sooooo romantic...*swoons*

[.666 Caliber]

Wats up with the llittle b*tch-born idiots who give me bad rep over a damn picture and have the nerve to not let me know who you are.
Pussies.

[.666 Caliber]

My bad anger rant: back on topic: no, hes just feeding Hans Blix to sharks.

[usmajunk]

i bet if it will be an "accident" tomorrow.

and the entire train has exploded.

[Ruledbyjames]

Havent heard or read it from anyother source, I will give it time but it would be funny if he got whacked!

[mi35d]

"Blakin my balls Hans, blakin' my balls...I don' have weapon of mass destruction..."

[Macs.]

http://news.google.de/news?hl=en&tab=wn&ie=UTF-8&ncl=http://news.monstersandcritics.com/asiapacific/article_1075163.php/Kim_Jong_Il_disappears_in_China_amid_financial_woes

[Greek soldier]

Kim Jong Il vanished?

Yeah, he used Vanish Oxi Action from the f**** Das Kapital western world...

http://www.carrefour.ch/images/products/06%20vanish%20oxy%20action%20max.jpg

[towelie]

maybe he came here to kill arec baldwin

[toad]

...first we find out that the 'flaming mouse of death' wasn't a true story and now we find out Kim ain't lost. You can't hardly trust the MSM anymore.

[Greek soldier]

You can't hardly trust the MSM anymore.

Drop the M&M's

http://www.kleinbottle.com/images/M&M's%20in%20Klein%20Bottle%202.jpg

[evanfitz]

Usually the good stories are fake, but im still crossing my fingers!