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Seraphim
02-20-2004, 04:21 PM
ALBANY, N.Y. (*******) - Andre Gainey found out the hard way that in the state of New York it's illegal to drive while watching ****.



Police said the 35-year old man from Clifton Park, New York, was watching a adult movie called "Chocolate Foam" on Tuesday night while driving his Mercedes Benz in the town of Schenectady when he was spotted by an officer at a stop light.


Police spokesman Pete Frizoni said detectives pulled Gainey over when they saw the movie playing on screens embedded in the car's headrests. When they confronted him, they saw another screen in the passenger-side visor was facing Gainey, allowing him to watch the movie while driving.


The case is thought to be the first of its kind in New York, said Joe Pichi, a spokesman for the for the state's Department of Motor Vehicles.


"Our biggest problem is illegal cell phone use while driving," Pichi said. "Drivers should be driving."


Gainey was charged with a public display of offensive material, driving with a suspended license and driving while watching a television. He compounded his legal woes by giving a false name when he was fingerprinted, prompting police to add a charge of forgery.


He is scheduled to appear in court on March 17.

hank
02-20-2004, 04:23 PM
New ZZ Topp song

"Arrested for driving while watchin' Chocolate Foam"

Due in June in a store newr you.

hank

farmgirl
02-20-2004, 04:27 PM
New ZZ Topp song

"Arrested for driving while watchin' Chocolate Foam"

Due in June in a store newr you.

hank


*turning up ZZ Top*

I know a girl she lives on the hill......

hank
02-20-2004, 04:29 PM
She do the boogie, she do the Chocolate Foam boogie . . .

hank

Vance
02-20-2004, 04:30 PM
New ZZ Topp song

"Arrested for driving while watchin' Chocolate Foam"

Due in June in a store newr you.

hank


*turning up ZZ Top*

I know a girl she lives on the hill......
...And her panties are in my bedroom still...

hank
02-20-2004, 04:31 PM
Whose panties? The girl on the hill or farmgirl? Maybe they are one in the same!

hank

memphiz
02-20-2004, 04:31 PM
HAHA chocolate foam



hey look a bunny he he he he he...

farmgirl
02-20-2004, 04:32 PM
Whose panties? The girl on the hill or farmgirl? Maybe they are one in the same!

hank

I'm not the girl on the hill.... I'm her sister..... p-)

California Joe
02-20-2004, 04:33 PM
Who will. Right behind you baby.

Herrmannek
02-20-2004, 04:35 PM
Whose panties? The girl on the hill or farmgirl? Maybe they are one in the same!

hank

I'm not the girl on the hill.... I'm her sister..... p-)
So now it's only downhill :)

ChuckThunder
02-20-2004, 04:47 PM
New ZZ Topp song

"Arrested for driving while watchin' Chocolate Foam"

Due in June in a store newr you.

hank


*turning up ZZ Top*

I know a girl she lives on the hill......

She wouldn't do it but her sister will...

hank
02-20-2004, 07:31 PM
Enough about hills, farmgirl, what about the pearl necklace?

hank

Vance
02-20-2004, 07:32 PM
Enough about the pearl necklace, what about the panties?

NcDeuce
02-20-2004, 07:48 PM
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/images/02/20/top.main.sf.protest.ap.jpg

Repent America members chant "This is wrong" at couples waiting for marriage licenses.


Whoops wrong city. :lol:

Haiw
02-20-2004, 07:51 PM
Could someone just photoshop Seouls picture in that pic? :)

farmgirl
02-20-2004, 08:59 PM
Enough about hills, farmgirl, what about the pearl necklace?

hank


Did you say that out loud, hank??? :oops:

(I have one, but I only wear it on very special occasions);)

Apogee
02-20-2004, 11:21 PM
Whose panties? The girl on the hill or farmgirl? Maybe they are one in the same!

hank

I'm not the girl on the hill.... I'm her sister..... p-)

well played FG

farmgirl
02-20-2004, 11:29 PM
Whose panties? The girl on the hill or farmgirl? Maybe they are one in the same!

hank

I'm not the girl on the hill.... I'm her sister..... p-)

well played FG


;) Thank you.... it made me laugh.... p-) good to know someone else appreciates my sense of humor.... :D

serbian boy
02-21-2004, 12:12 AM
Man, farmgirl is un-****ing-doubtedly the hottest female on the whole ****ing world wide web! :lol: :hug:

Salty Dog
02-21-2004, 09:58 AM
Man, farmgirl is un-f***-doubtedly the hottest female on the whole f*** world wide web! :lol: :hug:

get the **** outa here!

Vance
02-21-2004, 10:18 AM
Man, farmgirl is un-f***-doubtedly the hottest female on the whole f*** world wide web! :lol: :hug:

get the f*** outa here!
LOL!

farmgirl
02-21-2004, 10:44 AM
Man, farmgirl is un-f***-doubtedly the hottest female on the whole f*** world wide web! :lol: :hug:

get the f*** outa here!
LOL!

I don't see what's so funny about that, Vance. ;)

serbian boy
02-21-2004, 11:46 AM
Hey Marine, shove it and shut the **** up!!! :bash: :P