Top ten Nations

[EYE SPY]

Ten Reasons...

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING FRENCH
1)When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay
2)Yet to experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time.
3)You get to eat insect food like snails and frog's legs
4)If there's a war you can surrender really early
5)You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films on Channel 4.
6)You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people's countries
7)You can be ugly and still become a famous film star
8)Allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street humiliating your sense of national pride
9)You don't have to bother with toilets, just **** in the street
10)People think you're a great lover even when you're not

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING AMERICAN
1)You can have a woman president without electing her
2)You can spell colour wrong and get away with it
3)You can call Budweiser beer
4)You can be a crook and still be president
5)If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything
6)If you can breathe you can get a gun
7)You can invent a new public holiday every year
8)You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made and nobody seems to care.
9)You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy"
10)You can think you're the greatest nation on earth.
11)When you're not.
12)At all.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH
1)Two World Wars and One World Cup doo-dah doo-dah
2)Warm beer
3)You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket
4)You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events
5)Union jack underpants
6)Water shortages guaranteed every single summer
7)You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world power.
8)Bathing once a week-whether you need to or not
9)Ditto changing underwear
10)Beats being Welsh.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ITALIAN
1)In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes
2)Unembarrassed to wear fur.
3)No need to worry about tax returns
4)Glorious military history... well, till about 400 a.d.
5)Can wear sunglasses inside
6)Political stability
7)Flexible working hours
8)Live near the Pope
9)Can spend hours braiding girlfriend's armpit hair
10)Country run by Sicilian murderers

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING SPANISH
1)Glorious history of killing South American tribes
2)The rest of Europe thinks Africa begins at the Pyrenees
3)You get your beaches invaded by Germans, Danes, Brits etc
4)The rest of your country is already invaded by Moroccans
5)Everybody else makes crap paella and claims it's the real thing
6)Honesty
7)Only sure way of bedding a woman is to dress up in stupid, tight clothes and risk your life in front of bulls
8)You get to eat bulls' ********s
9)Gibraltar
10)Supported Argentina in Falklands War.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING GERMAN
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10)In-built sense of pacifism

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING INDIAN
1)Chicken Madras
2)Lamb Passanda
3)Onion Bhaji
4)Bombay Potatoe
5)Chicken Tikka Masala
6)Rogan Josh
7)Popadoms
8)Chicken Dopiaza
9)Meat Bhuna
10)Kingfisher lager

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING WELSH
1)You've got to be having a laugh, haven't you?!?!?!?

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING IRISH
1)Guinness
2)18 children becuase you can't use contraceptives
3)You can get into a fight just by marching down someone's road
4)Pubs never close
5)Can use Papal edicts on contraception passed in the second Vatican Council of 1968 to persuade your girlfriend that you can't have *** with a condom on.
6)No one can ever remember the night before
7)Kill people you don't agree with
8)Stew
9)More Guiness
10)Eating stew and drinking guinness in an Irish pub at 3 in the morning after a bout of sectarian violence.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN
1)It beats being an American.
2)Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
3)You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors.
4)Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
5)Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
6)A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise.
7)Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
8)Kill Grizzly bears with huge ****off shotguns and cover your house in their skins
9)Own-an-eskimo scheme.
10)Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING AUSTRALIAN
1)Know your great-grand-dad was a murdering bastard that no civilised nation on earth wanted.
2)Fosters Lager
3)Dispossess Abbos who have lived in your country for 40,000 years because you think it belongs to you.
4)Annihilate England every time you play them at cricket.
5)Tact and sensitivity.
6)Bondai Beach.
7)Other beaches.
8)Liberated attitude to homo******s
9)Drinking cold lager on the beach
10)Having a bit of a swim and then drink some cold lager on the beach.

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rofl

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sorry, didnt realize there was a humor section..

[Fenna]

You missed one from the English list:

Annhilate Aussies at Rugby :D

[UkrainianAmerican]

America wins as there are 12 top 10 reasons.
Cant beat that, PUSSIES!

[memphiz]

HAHA rofl rofl

woot yeah Canada

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN
1)It beats being an American.
2)Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
3)You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors.
4)Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
5)Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
6)A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise.
7)Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
8)Kill Grizzly bears with huge f*** shotguns and cover your house in their skins
9)Own-an-eskimo scheme.
10)Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground woot woot

[Caesar]

HAHAHA rofl rofl

I concour with you Memphiz :hug:

[AFG]

The one that i really enjoyed was reading the Irish one rofl


runners up would be canadian, french, and u.s.

indian one gave me kind of a blank expression ;)

[LJK]

loool! rofl rofl

[Kitsune]

Hmmm....not to much reaons for being a German, nowadays... :|

[memphiz]

HAHAHA rofl rofl

I concour with you Memphiz :hug:
:hug: :D

[Argyll]

Where the Fok is Scotland on that list? ;)

[Lone Predator]

Where the Fok is Scotland on that list? ;)

Last I looked Scotland was in England? rofl

[Argyll]

Where the Fok is Scotland on that list? ;)

Last I looked Scotland was in England? rofl

yeah same as Canada being the 54th State ;)

[Operation Ivy]

O Burned!

[memphiz]

Where the Fok is Scotland on that list? ;)

Last I looked Scotland was in England? rofl

yeah same as Canada being the 54th State ;)
if were the 54th state then were the best state ;)


whats are the 51st,52nd,53rd states?

[Argyll]

Where the Fok is Scotland on that list? ;)

Last I looked Scotland was in England? rofl

yeah same as Canada being the 54th State ;)
if were the 54th state then were the best state ;)


whats are the 51st,52nd,53rd states?

Europe,Afghanistan and Iraq..............jeeze mate d'yall not get geography in skool these dayz?

[Jack Mehoff]

HAHA rofl rofl

woot yeah Canada

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN
1)It beats being an American.
2)Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
3)You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors.
4)Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
5)Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
6)A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise.
7)Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
8)Kill Grizzly bears with huge f*** shotguns and cover your house in their skins
9)Own-an-eskimo scheme.
10)Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground woot woot

It was the red coat British. How could Canadians burned down the White House when Canada wasn't even a country in 1812?

[EvanL]

HAHA rofl rofl

woot yeah Canada

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN
1)It beats being an American.
2)Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
3)You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors.
4)Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
5)Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
6)A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise.
7)Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
8)Kill Grizzly bears with huge f*** shotguns and cover your house in their skins
9)Own-an-eskimo scheme.
10)Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground woot woot

It was the red coat British. How could Canadians burned down the White House when Canada wasn't even a country in 1812?
technically it was the Brits. but Canadian Militia men were involved as well. And the British soldiers who did burn down the WH, most stayed in Canada and tehre family was born into Canada throughout our confederation. Its like saying the American War for Independence was fought by brits not americans. because technically you were still british subjects while fighting.

[Jack Mehoff]

HAHA rofl rofl

woot yeah Canada

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN
1)It beats being an American.
2)Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
3)You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors.
4)Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
5)Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
6)A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise.
7)Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
8)Kill Grizzly bears with huge f*** shotguns and cover your house in their skins
9)Own-an-eskimo scheme.
10)Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground woot woot

It was the red coat British. How could Canadians burned down the White House when Canada wasn't even a country in 1812?
technically it was the Brits. but Canadian Militia men were involved as well. And the British soldiers who did burn down the WH, most stayed in Canada and tehre family was born into Canada throughout our confederation. Its like saying the American War for Independence was fought by brits not americans. because technically you were still british subjects while fighting.

Wrong. "Americans" were refer to as colonists before 1776 (Declaration of Independence).

[SFontaine]

Lol how true.

[Jack Mehoff]

I guess Canadians need some self-esteem by stealing a victory from the British. I can understand that :lol:

[SFontaine]

What I wanna know is how does Jack know anything about Canada? I thought all Americans were sposed to be stupid morons who cant even identify the country on a map.

[memphiz]

Where the Fok is Scotland on that list? ;)

Last I looked Scotland was in England? rofl

yeah same as Canada being the 54th State ;)
if were the 54th state then were the best state ;)


whats are the 51st,52nd,53rd states?

Europe,Afghanistan and Iraq..............jeeze mate d'yall not get geography in skool these dayz?
yeh thats what i thought

[memphiz]

What I wanna know is how does Jack know anything about Canada? I thought all Americans were sposed to be stupid morons who cant even identify the country on a map.
the only way they find it is because they know how cool Canada is and then they find themselves underneath us. :)

[EvanL]

HAHA rofl rofl

woot yeah Canada

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN
1)It beats being an American.
2)Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
3)You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors.
4)Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
5)Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
6)A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise.
7)Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
8)Kill Grizzly bears with huge f*** shotguns and cover your house in their skins
9)Own-an-eskimo scheme.
10)Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground woot woot

It was the red coat British. How could Canadians burned down the White House when Canada wasn't even a country in 1812?
technically it was the Brits. but Canadian Militia men were involved as well. And the British soldiers who did burn down the WH, most stayed in Canada and tehre family was born into Canada throughout our confederation. Its like saying the American War for Independence was fought by brits not americans. because technically you were still british subjects while fighting.

Wrong. "Americans" were refer to as colonists before 1776 (Declaration of Independence).
Well you were british colonists.

[Jack Mehoff]

HAHA rofl rofl

woot yeah Canada

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN
1)It beats being an American.
2)Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
3)You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors.
4)Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
5)Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
6)A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise.
7)Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
8)Kill Grizzly bears with huge f*** shotguns and cover your house in their skins
9)Own-an-eskimo scheme.
10)Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground woot woot

It was the red coat British. How could Canadians burned down the White House when Canada wasn't even a country in 1812?
technically it was the Brits. but Canadian Militia men were involved as well. And the British soldiers who did burn down the WH, most stayed in Canada and tehre family was born into Canada throughout our confederation. Its like saying the American War for Independence was fought by brits not americans. because technically you were still british subjects while fighting.

Wrong. "Americans" were refer to as colonists before 1776 (Declaration of Independence).
Well you were british colonists.

Sorry. My mom's ancestor immigrated from Scotland and my dad from SE Asia

[Jack Mehoff]

What I wanna know is how does Jack know anything about Canada? I thought all Americans were sposed to be stupid morons who cant even identify the country on a map.
the only way they find it is because they know how cool Canada is and then they find themselves underneath us. :)

That's why EvanLoyd lives here in New York rofl

[SFontaine]

What I wanna know is how does Jack know anything about Canada? I thought all Americans were sposed to be stupid morons who cant even identify the country on a map.
the only way they find it is because they know how cool Canada is and then they find themselves underneath us. :)

Not militarily or economically though.. Just geographically

Yes, there was a Grand Canadian Army and The President of Canada send the troops into America bravely flying the maple leaf, because Britain had granted Canada full independence in 67 BC and President Madison fled while proud noble Canadian troops were ransacking Washington

[Jack Mehoff]

Here's my friend commenting on the War of 1812

Nice source rofl

[SFontaine]

Oh yeah.
Completely not made up either
;)

[EvanL]

What I wanna know is how does Jack know anything about Canada? I thought all Americans were sposed to be stupid morons who cant even identify the country on a map.
the only way they find it is because they know how cool Canada is and then they find themselves underneath us. :)

That's why EvanLoyd lives here in New York roflI live here in NYC due to one of my parents jobs. Which is a canadian job. And anyways i go back this august.

[Argyll]

Jack is part Scottish...............another jock on the forums!! woot

[Jack Mehoff]

Jack is part Scottish...............another jock on the forums!! woot

Now you know why I have a fetish for haggis. No kilt though

[Argyll]

Jack is part Scottish...............another jock on the forums!! woot

Now you know why I have a fetish for haggis

rofl is that dead or alive?

[EvanL]

Im the only one of my friends back in Canada who isnt scottish. You get ostricized in canada if you arent a scotsman. haha. well almost.

[Skaman]

I guess Canadians need some self-esteem by stealing a victory from the British. I can understand that :lol:

The burning of the white house and defeat of the United States was completed by the union of Canada under the status of a commonwealth nation. The populous was distinct and not British, yet it was an extended nation with ties to Britain which were extinguished some years later. The actual campaign against the Americans was completed by the Native contingent, militia forces born within Canada, and British regiments stationed in Canada. The British contingent soon left as Canada was becoming self sufficient and the nation had become too expensive for England, pushing for a Canadian sovereign state. Nonetheless, those that were engaged in combat were predominately born within Canada, and successfully defended Canada against the Yankees.

[Skaman]

I guess Canadians need some self-esteem by stealing a victory from the British. I can understand that :lol:

The burning of the white house and defeat of the United States was completed by the union of Canada under the status of a commonwealth nation. The populous was distinct and not British, yet it was an extended nation with ties to Britain which were extinguished some years later. The actual campaign against the Americans was completed by the Native contingent, militia forces born within Canada, and British regiments stationed in Canada. The British contingent soon left as Canada was becoming self sufficient and the nation had become too expensive for England, pushing for a Canadian sovereign state. Nonetheless, those that were engaged in combat were predominately born within Canada, and successfully defended Canada against the Yankees.

[Jack Mehoff]

Sorry. I don't see any country as a country unless they declare their own independence from their mother country. You don't see me call "United States" a United States before 1776.

This is like saying Mexicans in California were Americans before California became a U.S. state

[Skaman]

Sorry. I don't see any country as a country unless they declare their own independence from their mother country. You don't see me call "United States" a United States before 1776


Ok, well, a unified nation didn’t kick your ass if you so choose, but a bunch of rag-tad 'colonists'. I think that’s far more embarrassing.

[Jack Mehoff]

Sorry. I don't see any country as a country unless they declare their own independence from their mother country. You don't see me call "United States" a United States before 1776


Ok, well, a unified nation didn’t kick your ass if you so choose, but a bunch of rag-tad 'colonists'. I think that’s far more embarrassing.

Yeah. United States was a "powerful" nation in 1812 except we had no national credits and debts from the previous war up to our throat. No Navy and 4000 men military

But on the bright side we had the balls to fight against the most powerful country on earth in 1776 and claimed our independence.

rofl I'm really impress with "Canada" in 1812 when they got all the money and manpower from Britain to fight "Canada's" war *clap clap*

[Skaman]

Sorry. I don't see any country as a country unless they declare their own independence from their mother country. You don't see me call "United States" a United States before 1776


Ok, well, a unified nation didn’t kick your ass if you so choose, but a bunch of rag-tad 'colonists'. I think that’s far more embarrassing.

Yeah. United States was a "powerful" nation in 1812. rofl I'm really impress with "Canada" in 1812 when they got all the money and manpower from Britain to fight "Canada's" war

But on the bright side we had the balls to fight against the most powerful country on earth in 1776 and claimed our independence.

England only let the colonists win the conflict because the funds needed to sustain the war were too great. England was not prepared to put in a lot of money into a nation which was not that profitable. Their holdings in the Dutch East Indies, Canada, and India were far more advantageous. Besides, why would England want to keep a war torn nation full of 'traitors'? They LET you have it.

In 1812, Canada was far less developed than the post war America; our population on top of that was miniscule, yet we still were victorious. In 1812, Canada was far less developed than the post war America; our population on top of that was miniscule, yet we still were victorious. The actual fighting was diversified among natural born Canadians and effective guerilla warfare natives. Canadians SERVED in the British military as well.

[Jack Mehoff]

I'm really impress with "Canada" in 1812 when they got all the money and manpower from Britain to fight "Canada's" war *clap clap*


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[Ratamacue]

England only let the colonists win the conflict because the funds needed to sustain the war were too great. England was not prepared to put in a lot of money into a nation which was not that profitable. Their holdings in the Dutch East Indies, Canada, and India were far more advantageous. Besides, why would England want to keep a war torn nation full of 'traitors'? They LET you have it.

In 1812, Canada was far less developed than the post war America; our population on top of that was miniscule, yet we still were victorious. In 1812, Canada was far less developed than the post war America; our population on top of that was miniscule, yet we still were victorious. The actual fighting was diversified among natural born Canadians and effective guerilla warfare natives. Canadians SERVED in the British military as well.

Yeah, they sure as hell let the 25,000 American casualties of the war have it. If England let us have the country, they wouldn't have spent some 6-7 years fighting the war.

[Jack Mehoff]

Sorry. I don't see any country as a country unless they declare their own independence from their mother country. You don't see me call "United States" a United States before 1776


Ok, well, a unified nation didn’t kick your ass if you so choose, but a bunch of rag-tad 'colonists'. I think that’s far more embarrassing.

Yeah. United States was a "powerful" nation in 1812. rofl I'm really impress with "Canada" in 1812 when they got all the money and manpower from Britain to fight "Canada's" war

But on the bright side we had the balls to fight against the most powerful country on earth in 1776 and claimed our independence.

England only let the colonists win the conflict because the funds needed to sustain the war were too great. England was not prepared to put in a lot of money into a nation which was not that profitable. Their holdings in the Dutch East Indies, Canada, and India were far more advantageous. Besides, why would England want to keep a war torn nation full of 'traitors'? They LET you have it.

In 1812, Canada was far less developed than the post war America; our population on top of that was miniscule, yet we still were victorious. In 1812, Canada was far less developed than the post war America; our population on top of that was miniscule, yet we still were victorious. The actual fighting was diversified among natural born Canadians and effective guerilla warfare natives. Canadians SERVED in the British military as well.

UK realized they could not win after they got their ass their ass whop by the Americans in Bunker Hill, Trenton, Princeton and Saratoga.

UK even realized more after the French got involved after those 4 battles

[Jack Mehoff]

Besides, why would England want to keep a war torn nation full of 'traitors'? They LET you have it.


Then why the hell UK still have red coats troops lurking in Ohio Valley after the war? Why do you think the war of 1812 started in the first place?

[Skaman]

Sorry. I don't see any country as a country unless they declare their own independence from their mother country. You don't see me call "United States" a United States before 1776


Ok, well, a unified nation didn’t kick your ass if you so choose, but a bunch of rag-tad 'colonists'. I think that’s far more embarrassing.

Yeah. United States was a "powerful" nation in 1812. rofl I'm really impress with "Canada" in 1812 when they got all the money and manpower from Britain to fight "Canada's" war

But on the bright side we had the balls to fight against the most powerful country on earth in 1776 and claimed our independence.

England only let the colonists win the conflict because the funds needed to sustain the war were too great. England was not prepared to put in a lot of money into a nation which was not that profitable. Their holdings in the Dutch East Indies, Canada, and India were far more advantageous. Besides, why would England want to keep a war torn nation full of 'traitors'? They LET you have it.

In 1812, Canada was far less developed than the post war America; our population on top of that was miniscule, yet we still were victorious. In 1812, Canada was far less developed than the post war America; our population on top of that was miniscule, yet we still were victorious. The actual fighting was diversified among natural born Canadians and effective guerilla warfare natives. Canadians SERVED in the British military as well.

UK realized they could not win after they got their ass their ass whop by the Americans in Bunker Hill, Trenton, Princeton and Saratoga.

UK even realized more after the French got involved after those 4 battles

Most major battles during the Amer. Rev were won by the Brits. Keeping the conflict going was a matter of pride and economic gain. When the war proved to be too expensive, and the economic factors considered, continuing a long drawn out conflict was not worth it. But whatever helps you sleep at night sweetheart!

[Skaman]

Besides, why would England want to keep a war torn nation full of 'traitors'? They LET you have it.


Then why the hell UK still have red coats troops lurking in Ohio Valley after the war? Why do you think the war of 1812 started in the first place?

Because American manifest destiny and paranoia led to Canada being invaded by America, and in-turn was defeated by its Canadian 'colonists'.

[Jack Mehoff]

Sorry. I don't see any country as a country unless they declare their own independence from their mother country. You don't see me call "United States" a United States before 1776


Ok, well, a unified nation didn’t kick your ass if you so choose, but a bunch of rag-tad 'colonists'. I think that’s far more embarrassing.

Yeah. United States was a "powerful" nation in 1812. rofl I'm really impress with "Canada" in 1812 when they got all the money and manpower from Britain to fight "Canada's" war

But on the bright side we had the balls to fight against the most powerful country on earth in 1776 and claimed our independence.

England only let the colonists win the conflict because the funds needed to sustain the war were too great. England was not prepared to put in a lot of money into a nation which was not that profitable. Their holdings in the Dutch East Indies, Canada, and India were far more advantageous. Besides, why would England want to keep a war torn nation full of 'traitors'? They LET you have it.

In 1812, Canada was far less developed than the post war America; our population on top of that was miniscule, yet we still were victorious. In 1812, Canada was far less developed than the post war America; our population on top of that was miniscule, yet we still were victorious. The actual fighting was diversified among natural born Canadians and effective guerilla warfare natives. Canadians SERVED in the British military as well.

UK realized they could not win after they got their ass their ass whop by the Americans in Bunker Hill, Trenton, Princeton and Saratoga.

UK even realized more after the French got involved after those 4 battles

Most major battles during the Amer. Rev were won by the Brits. Keeping the conflict going was a matter of pride and economic gain. When the war proved to be too expensive, and the economic factors considered, continuing a long drawn out conflict was not worth it. But whatever helps you sleep at night sweetheart!

Example?

[Jack Mehoff]

Besides, why would England want to keep a war torn nation full of 'traitors'? They LET you have it.


Then why the hell UK still have red coats troops lurking in Ohio Valley after the war? Why do you think the war of 1812 started in the first place?

Because American manifest destiny and paranoia led to Canada being invaded by America, and in-turn was defeated by its Canadian 'colonists'.

Yeah. When you are red coats and His Majesty's troops

[Skaman]

Sorry. I don't see any country as a country unless they declare their own independence from their mother country. You don't see me call "United States" a United States before 1776


Ok, well, a unified nation didn’t kick your ass if you so choose, but a bunch of rag-tad 'colonists'. I think that’s far more embarrassing.

Yeah. United States was a "powerful" nation in 1812. rofl I'm really impress with "Canada" in 1812 when they got all the money and manpower from Britain to fight "Canada's" war

But on the bright side we had the balls to fight against the most powerful country on earth in 1776 and claimed our independence.

England only let the colonists win the conflict because the funds needed to sustain the war were too great. England was not prepared to put in a lot of money into a nation which was not that profitable. Their holdings in the Dutch East Indies, Canada, and India were far more advantageous. Besides, why would England want to keep a war torn nation full of 'traitors'? They LET you have it.

In 1812, Canada was far less developed than the post war America; our population on top of that was miniscule, yet we still were victorious. In 1812, Canada was far less developed than the post war America; our population on top of that was miniscule, yet we still were victorious. The actual fighting was diversified among natural born Canadians and effective guerilla warfare natives. Canadians SERVED in the British military as well.

UK realized they could not win after they got their ass their ass whop by the Americans in Bunker Hill, Trenton, Princeton and Saratoga.

UK even realized more after the French got involved after those 4 battles

Most major battles during the Amer. Rev were won by the Brits. Keeping the conflict going was a matter of pride and economic gain. When the war proved to be too expensive, and the economic factors considered, continuing a long drawn out conflict was not worth it. But whatever helps you sleep at night sweetheart!

Example?


Do your own American history research, its there. Jezzus.

[Jack Mehoff]

I didn't make the claim. YOU did

[California Joe]

Say New Orleans Jack. You know, Andrew Jackson and all?

The White House was burned by British regulars that landed in Maryland after sailing through the Chesapeake Bay.

[Skaman]

I didn't make the claim. YOU did


I really don’t feel like curing your ignorance by digging up a series of battles. If you are so reluctant to believe my post, do your own research; I could care less what you know or don’t know for that matter.

[Skaman]

Say New Orleans Jack. You know, Andrew Jackson and all?

The White House was burned by British regulars that landed in Maryland after sailing through the Chesapeake Bay.

......and Canadian militia. Grab a Canuck History textbook, this is OUR history after all.

[Jack Mehoff]

Say New Orleans Jack. You know, Andrew Jackson and all?



ducimus wrote:

Most major battles during the Amer. Rev were won by the Brits


Yeah. The first hard core President from the west who die of lead poison. Anyway, according to duci most major battles won by the Brits


The White House was burned by British regulars that landed in Maryland after sailing through the Chesapeake Bay.

I thought it was the Canucks? :lol:
[/code]

[California Joe]

Napolean excludes British goods from "fortress Europe" 1806 Europe

American ships caught in middle as British respond with blockade. British seize 1000 U.S. ships, French ca. 500.

British impress American sailors 1803-1812 High seas British captains took over 10,000 American citizens to man ships.

Chesapeake -Leopard fight June 1807 3 miles off Norfolk, Virginia Chesapeake fired on by Leopard after refusing to be boarded. 3 Americans killed, 18 wounded.

Embargo Act December 1807 Washington, D.C. Jefferson's attempt at "peaceful coercion" resulted in economic disaster for merchants.

War Hawks elected to Congress 1810 U.S. Calhoun, Clay, others bothered by insults to U.S. and Indian presence
Battle of Tippecanoe 1811 Ohio River Valley Tecumseh's brother (the Prophet) led attack on Harrison's army of 1000.

Congress declares "Mr. Madison's War" June 18, 1812 Washington, D.C. Pushed by War Hawks, Madison asked for declaration. All Federalists oppose it.

British capture Ft. Mackinac August 16, 1812 Michigan U.S. lost fort as British invade American territory.

Invasion attempts of Canada 1812 U.S.--Canadian border 3 attempts of U.S. to invade Canada all fail.

Constitution vs. Guerriere 1812 Atlantic Ocean Victory by U.S. ship ("Old Ironsides"). Other privateers captured or burned British ships.

Battle of Frenchtown January 1813 Michigan Kentucky troops repelled by British and Indians in bloody fighting. American survivors killed in Raisin River Massacre.

Battle of York (Toronto) April 1813 Toronto, Canada U.S. troops took control of Great Lakes, burn York. This action later returned by British burning of Washington, D.C.

Battle of Lake Erie September 1813 Put-in-Bay British naval attack repulsed by Capt. Perry.

Battle of Thames October 1813 Ontario, Canada Tecumseh killed in U.S. victory. NW Indians weakened by battle.

Battle of Horseshoe Bend March 1814 Mississippi Territory Andrew Jackson defeated Creek Indians.

British plan 3-part invasion of U.S.: Chesapeake Bay, Lake Champlain, & mouth of Mississippi River 1814 Washington, D.C. British burned capital's buildings, but were turned back at Baltimore harbor.

Battle of Plattsburgh September 1814 Lake Champlain U.S. secured northern border with victory over larger British force.

Hartford Convention December 15,1814 Hartford, Connecticut Group of Federalists discussed secession, propose 7 amendments to protect influence of Northeast states.

Treaty of Ghent December 24, 1814 Ghent, Belgium British and American diplomats agreed on status quo ante bellum

Battle of New Orleans January 1815 New Orleans Jackson's forces defeated British. 700 British killed, 1400 wounded. U.S. losses: 8 killed, 13 wounded

[Falco]

HAHA rofl rofl

woot yeah Canada

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN
1)It beats being an American.
2)Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
3)You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors.
4)Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
5)Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
6)A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise.
7)Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
8)Kill Grizzly bears with huge f*** shotguns and cover your house in their skins
9)Own-an-eskimo scheme.
10)Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground woot woot

It was the red coat British. How could Canadians burned down the White House when Canada wasn't even a country in 1812?
technically it was the Brits. but Canadian Militia men were involved as well. And the British soldiers who did burn down the WH, most stayed in Canada and tehre family was born into Canada throughout our confederation. Its like saying the American War for Independence was fought by brits not americans. because technically you were still british subjects while fighting.

Wrong. "Americans" were refer to as colonists before 1776 (Declaration of Independence).

So were canadians. "Les Colons" ... what do you think they are.

[EYE SPY]

saying that just because canada wasnt an independent entity in the war of 1812 is like sayin the Viet Cong were part of the NVA or that Germans didnt fight in the Napoleonic Wars, since Germany didnt exist as a state until the Bismark and the 2nd Reich.

Canadians participated in the war, even if Canada wasnt its own State.

[Jack Mehoff]

I didn't make the claim. YOU did


I really don’t feel like curing your ignorance by digging up a series of battles. If you are so reluctant to believe my post, do your own research; I could care less what you know or don’t know for that matter.

That's what I thought http://www.teamwarfare.com/forums/smilies/lol.gif

[Jack Mehoff]

HAHA rofl rofl

woot yeah Canada

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN
1)It beats being an American.
2)Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
3)You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors.
4)Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
5)Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
6)A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise.
7)Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
8)Kill Grizzly bears with huge f*** shotguns and cover your house in their skins
9)Own-an-eskimo scheme.
10)Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground woot woot

It was the red coat British. How could Canadians burned down the White House when Canada wasn't even a country in 1812?
technically it was the Brits. but Canadian Militia men were involved as well. And the British soldiers who did burn down the WH, most stayed in Canada and tehre family was born into Canada throughout our confederation. Its like saying the American War for Independence was fought by brits not americans. because technically you were still british subjects while fighting.

Wrong. "Americans" were refer to as colonists before 1776 (Declaration of Independence).

So were canadians. "Les Colons" ... what do you think they are.
New France I believe

[EYE SPY]

Here is a truly Canadian, tongue in cheek apology, courtesy of Rick Mercer from This Hour Has 22 Minutes.

On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and, for that, I am truly sorry.

I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron.

He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him.

I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own.

I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.

I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice. rofl rofl rofl

I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but, we Feel your Pain. [Ed: Hah! Pot, meet kettle.]

I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side.

I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.

And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.

Thank you. rofl rofl rofl

[Skaman]

Damn, what the hell are you arguing about.

For a list of units that fought in the war of 1812, check out this site

http://www.iaw.on.ca/~jsek/1812unit.htm

saying that just because canada wasnt an independent entity in the war of 1812 is like sayin the Viet Cong were part of the NVA or that Germans didnt fight in the Napoleonic Wars, since Germany didnt exist as a state until the Bismark and the 2nd Reich.
Canadians participated in the war, even if Canada wasnt its own State.


thank you, what a great example.

[Vance]

Battle of York (Toronto) April 1813 Toronto, Canada U.S. troops took control of Great Lakes, burn York. This action later returned by British burning of Washington, D.C.
Even if the Canadians DID burn down our White House, we still burned down their whole freakin' capital. :lol:

[California Joe]

While the United States government was concentrating on the defences hundereds of miles away on it's northern border it neglected matters closer to home.

In the late summer of 1814 a British fleet was sent into Chesapeake Bay to make a deversionary attack against Washington and Baltimore.

When the lead British ships appeared in Chesapeake Bay in August 1814 the Americans had no idea where they were headed or what their intentions were. The British sailed up the Patuxent River and moved ashore a force of nearly five thousand crack troops fresh from the battle fields of Europe.

While there may very well have been Canadian "militia" units there I somehow doubt that the British regulars needed the assistance or would have even treated them as equals. So it's rather a moot point.

[Skaman]

Here is a truly Canadian, tongue in cheek apology, courtesy of Rick Mercer from This Hour Has 22 Minutes.

On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and, for that, I am truly sorry.

I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron.

He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him.

I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own.

I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.

I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice. rofl rofl rofl

I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but, we Feel your Pain. [Ed: Hah! Pot, meet kettle.]

I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side.

I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.

And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.

Thank you. rofl rofl rofl


rofl

[[AFSOC]]

The one that i really enjoyed was reading the Irish one rofl


runners up would be canadian, french, and u.s.

indian one gave me kind of a blank expression ;)

aiiyo AFG....aint India its Boombi;)

YEa and runners up would be Canadian n American

[SFontaine]

It's so sad.
So many Canadians go on about how much better Canada is than the US but they fail to realize they got nothing goin on for em..
US is the worlds superpower and is the most influential country in the world, it's also done a lot more to help the world than Canada ever has.

The US has everything whereas Canada has nothing so they make a bunch of **** up or fine trivial bull**** to poke fun at to try and feel important

[California Joe]

I thought the Rick Mercer thing was funny.

[Skaman]

It's so sad.
So many Canadians go on about how much better Canada is than the US but they fail to realize they got nothing goin on for em..
US is the worlds superpower and is the most influential country in the world, it's also done a lot more to help the world than Canada ever has.

The US has everything whereas Canada has nothing so they make a bunch of **** up or fine trivial bull**** to poke fun at to try and feel important


was that a joke? I could rip apart so much crap from that post its crazy.

[Jack Mehoff]

Damn, what the hell are you arguing about.

For a list of units that fought in the war of 1812, check out this site

http://www.iaw.on.ca/~jsek/1812unit.htm

saying that just because canada wasnt an independent entity in the war of 1812 is like sayin the Viet Cong were part of the NVA or that Germans didnt fight in the Napoleonic Wars, since Germany didnt exist as a state until the Bismark and the 2nd Reich.

Canadians participated in the war, even if Canada wasnt its own State.

Exactly! That's why you don't call German "Germans" during Napoleon time. I believe "Germans" people back then refer to as Hessians(?).

If you travel back in time and call Germans...German, people are going to be like "WTF?"

What the hell! Vietcong was irregular troops and worked closely with NVA. Vietcong also known as "du kich". Are you trying to tell me VC wasn't part of NVA?

Viet Cong were part of the NVA

[farmgirl]

While the United States government was concentrating on the defences hundereds of miles away on it's northern border it neglected matters closer to home.

In the late summer of 1814 a British fleet was sent into Chesapeake Bay to make a deversionary attack against Washington and Baltimore.

When the lead British ships appeared in Chesapeake Bay in August 1814 the Americans had no idea where they were headed or what their intentions were. The British sailed up the Patuxent River and moved ashore a force of nearly five thousand crack troops fresh from the battle fields of Europe.

While there may very well have been Canadian "militia" units there I somehow doubt that the British regulars needed the assistance or would have even treated them as equals. So it's rather a moot point.




smart boys turn me on..... ;)



oh and Argyll.....
the best reasons for being Scottish.....
1) dead sexy accents....
2) you don't have to wear underwear.....(which is convenient after chicks hear the dead sexy accents....) p-)
(I'm still working on the rest)

[Jack Mehoff]

Bottom line is Canada in 1812 did not fight and bled for their independence back then. It's hard for the world community in 1812 to see you as a country when you are still His Majesty's hoes

[Jack Mehoff]

While the United States government was concentrating on the defences hundereds of miles away on it's northern border it neglected matters closer to home.

In the late summer of 1814 a British fleet was sent into Chesapeake Bay to make a deversionary attack against Washington and Baltimore.

When the lead British ships appeared in Chesapeake Bay in August 1814 the Americans had no idea where they were headed or what their intentions were. The British sailed up the Patuxent River and moved ashore a force of nearly five thousand crack troops fresh from the battle fields of Europe.

While there may very well have been Canadian "militia" units there I somehow doubt that the British regulars needed the assistance or would have even treated them as equals. So it's rather a moot point.




smart boys turn me on..... ;)



oh and Argyll.....
the best reasons for being Scottish.....
1) dead sexy accents....
2) you don't have to wear underwear.....(which is convenient after chicks hear the dead sexy accents....) p-)
(I'm still working on the rest)

I'm half Scots :lol:

[farmgirl]

While the United States government was concentrating on the defences hundereds of miles away on it's northern border it neglected matters closer to home.

In the late summer of 1814 a British fleet was sent into Chesapeake Bay to make a deversionary attack against Washington and Baltimore.

When the lead British ships appeared in Chesapeake Bay in August 1814 the Americans had no idea where they were headed or what their intentions were. The British sailed up the Patuxent River and moved ashore a force of nearly five thousand crack troops fresh from the battle fields of Europe.

While there may very well have been Canadian "militia" units there I somehow doubt that the British regulars needed the assistance or would have even treated them as equals. So it's rather a moot point.




smart boys turn me on..... ;)



oh and Argyll.....
the best reasons for being Scottish.....
1) dead sexy accents....
2) you don't have to wear underwear.....(which is convenient after chicks hear the dead sexy accents....) p-)
(I'm still working on the rest)

I'm half Scots :lol:

I've got some Scottish blood as well, Jack.... my grandma's maiden name was Campbell.....

[SFontaine]

Go ahead rip away, Douchey.

Tell me what advantages Canada has over the United States

[Vance]

More land! Woo.

[Praxus32]

Canadians participated in the war, even if Canada wasnt its own State.

The Canadians were the only people you could call winners out of the War of 1812 because it gave them a sense of patriotism. However almost half the forces defending were British and Native American.

If I am not mistaken Hull was almost executed for his pathetic performance in the first invasion attempt. The second attempt was a pretty even match about 1600 US soldiers managed to make it to the front line facing around 1300 Canadian/Native American/British troops. In the third attempt we had our ass whooped even though we outnumbered them 20:1.



Exactly! That's why you don't call German "Germans" during Napoleon time. I believe "Germans" people back then refer to as Hessians(?).

No, Hessia was just a part of what is today Germany.

[SFontaine]

For the PROUD CANADIANS here check out this little timeline (http://www.filibustercartoons.com/timeline.htm) of our our independance.

Looks like we weren't TRULY independant 1982.

Whoops.

[Jack Mehoff]

Don't get me wrong because I still have love for you Canuck. I mean, without Canada i would not have my first drop of beer and my first lay when I was 18 year old

If someone mess around with Canada, i'll be the first American volunteer to fight for Canada :lol:

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/NastyBurger/ca.jpg

[cut]

While the United States government was concentrating on the defences hundereds of miles away on it's northern border it neglected matters closer to home.

In the late summer of 1814 a British fleet was sent into Chesapeake Bay to make a deversionary attack against Washington and Baltimore.

When the lead British ships appeared in Chesapeake Bay in August 1814 the Americans had no idea where they were headed or what their intentions were. The British sailed up the Patuxent River and moved ashore a force of nearly five thousand crack troops fresh from the battle fields of Europe.

While there may very well have been Canadian "militia" units there I somehow doubt that the British regulars needed the assistance or would have even treated them as equals. So it's rather a moot point.

unfortunately mostly prussian mercenaries, if it weren't for the bosch we'd still have the states too, damn you Rantanplan! ;)

[budanski]

Here is a truly Canadian, tongue in cheek apology, courtesy of Rick Mercer from This Hour Has 22 Minutes.

On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and, for that, I am truly sorry.

I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron.

He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him.

I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own.

I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.

I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice. rofl rofl rofl

I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but, we Feel your Pain. [Ed: Hah! Pot, meet kettle.]

I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side.

I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.

And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.

Thank you. rofl rofl rofl

FYI. The skit was performed by comedian Colin Mochrie as reporter Anthony St. George and not Rick Mercer who left the show, "This Hour Has 22 Minutes," in 2001.

video (http://www.22minutes.com/realwrapper.php?target=apology_256.rm)

[memphiz]

Don't get me wrong because I still have love for you Canuck. I mean, without Canada i would not have my first drop of beer and my first lay when I was 18 year old

If someone mess around with Canada, i'll be the first American volunteer to fight for Canada :lol:

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/NastyBurger/ca.jpg
yeh Jack woot



While the United States government was concentrating on the defences hundereds of miles away on it's northern border it neglected matters closer to home.

In the late summer of 1814 a British fleet was sent into Chesapeake Bay to make a deversionary attack against Washington and Baltimore.

When the lead British ships appeared in Chesapeake Bay in August 1814 the Americans had no idea where they were headed or what their intentions were. The British sailed up the Patuxent River and moved ashore a force of nearly five thousand crack troops fresh from the battle fields of Europe.

While there may very well have been Canadian "militia" units there I somehow doubt that the British regulars needed the assistance or would have even treated them as equals. So it's rather a moot point.




smart boys turn me on..... ;)



oh and Argyll.....
the best reasons for being Scottish.....
1) dead sexy accents....
2) you don't have to wear underwear.....(which is convenient after chicks hear the dead sexy accents....) p-)
(I'm still working on the rest)
Sup Farmgirl...im part Scottish too ;)

[MARINO]

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING SPANISH
1)Glorious history of killing South American tribes
Totally false if you go to south America you will see that all their unhabitans are American Indians, is not the case in North America(they are all dead)
2)The rest of Europe thinks Africa begins at the Pyrenees
Only Americans and Brits think that
3)You get your beaches invaded by Germans, Danes, Brits etc
Well that's the case for France
4)The rest of your country is already invaded by Moroccans
Whant do you mean
5)Everybody else makes crap paella and claims it's the real thing
6)Honesty
7)Only sure way of bedding a woman is to dress up in stupid, tight clothes and risk your life in front of bulls
We don't need to do it woams comes to us as flyes to honey another day i will tell you my conquest of american dutch german french.... girls.
8)You get to eat bulls' ********s
9)Gibraltar
10)Supported Argentina in Falklands War.
During Falklands we support anybody[/i]

[EYE SPY]

The Viet Cong were not part of the NVA, they were their own organization, with their own structure. They were the proxie fighters for the NVA, just like the Northern Alliance was to the Americans.

Would you say that the Uzbek, Tajik and Hazara Northern Alliance was a part of the US Army, ofcourse not. Were they America's proxie infantry, yes.

It is well documented what the Spanish did to South America through the 15th -18th centuries. And besides, cant u see this as a joke. And bro, ive been to spain, most spanish chicks go after the British guys, especially in the coastal british enclaves.

Hessians were just one of many groups of Germanic peoples in the former Holy Roman Empire. Learn your history.

[[AFSOC]]

I'm really impress with "Canada" in 1812 when they got all the money and manpower from Britain to fight "Canada's" war *clap clap*


http://www.chatitaliachat.it/serpe/humor/191.gif


um....seeing how Canada was a British Colony and it wasnt British manpower that fought in the war of 1812 cuz the majority of the Royal Army was in Europe fighting Napolean. The people in the war of 1812 were like Newfy's, Canadian Militia, Natives etc.

[[AFSOC]]

It's so sad.
So many Canadians go on about how much better Canada is than the US but they fail to realize they got nothing goin on for em..
US is the worlds superpower and is the most influential country in the world, it's also done a lot more to help the world than Canada ever has.

The US has everything whereas Canada has nothing so they make a bunch of **** up or fine trivial bull**** to poke fun at to try and feel important

Why do you compare our two nations all the time? ARe that friggin GAY? ITs like arguing that COke has nothing on Pepsi, dude shut the fuk up, cuz Canada could've whipped our ass in early 1900's so stop being soo ignorant.

And there Health Care/Education is way better then ours dumbass, soo stop talkin smack if you cant back it up fagget.


US is the worlds superpower and is the most influential country

I guess thats why nobody likes us? IDIOT

[German_American]

Joe is right I always read in the history books that the Brits came from the bay and burned down the white house. I never heard of Canadians doing it untill I read this thread. Can someone send a link somewhere saying Canadians marched down from Canada all the way to D.C. and burned it down cause I never even heard of that.

[German_American]

"And there Health Care/Education is way better then ours dumbass, soo stop talkin smack if you cant back it up fagget. " If there health care is so great how come so many come down to the states to get medical treatment. We have billboard adds saying our docters treat Canadains. So there health care is free but like my one Canadian friend says "You get what you pay for"

[Jack Mehoff]

]

I'm really impress with "Canada" in 1812 when they got all the money and manpower from Britain to fight "Canada's" war *clap clap*


http://www.chatitaliachat.it/serpe/humor/191.gif


um....seeing how Canada was a British Colony and it wasnt British manpower that fought in the war of 1812 cuz the majority of the Royal Army was in Europe fighting Napolean. The people in the war of 1812 were like Newfy's, Canadian Militia, Natives etc.

You can't say Canadian militia when the word "Canada" did not exist

[Jack Mehoff]

"And there Health Care/Education is way better then ours dumbass, soo stop talkin smack if you cant back it up fagget. " If there health care is so great how come so many come down to the states to get medical treatment. We have billboard adds saying our docters treat Canadains. So there health care is free but like my one Canadian friend says "You get what you pay for"

In term of quality, socialist health care sucks.

[budanski]

When has anything "break-through" come out of socialised healthcare?

By what measure do the French have the best health care system in the world according to the UN? When 15,000 die merely as the result of a heat wave......!

[Loco]

It is well documented what the Spanish did to South America through the 15th -18th centuries. And besides, cant u see this as a joke. And bro, ive been to spain, most spanish chicks go after the British guys, especially in the coastal british enclaves.

Yeah, but spanisd did the same too in NorthAmerica, only that northern tribes seemed to be softer than araucanos and mapuches of southamerica, that´s my explanation why there´re so many indians in SAmerica, and "bro", we spanish are too southamericans, in a way you wouldn´t understand.
Regarding the "coastal british enclaves", there ins´t such a thing in Spain except if you´re talking of places like Magaluf in Mallorca and so, but I´d say they´re more like a ghetto and not exactly a cool place for having fun. I´m sure you´ve never been in Spain nor you know about "guiris" and other strange fauna eventually in Spain. I´m afraid spanish chicks when are hungry eat everybody they want, and british, as a genre, aren´t 1º nor 2º place in their rank even if they wear a torero trouser, italians guys are Top of the Rank traditionally in spanish girls hearts, I don´t know what in the hell those xx#tini give to our girls :bash:, but things are like this, the strange of the case is that italians girls aren´t the nº1 in the list of spanish guys preferences.

[Pégase]

* edited for double post

[Pégase]

When has anything "break-through" come out of socialised healthcare?

By what measure do the French have the best health care system in the world according to the UN? When 15,000 die merely as the result of a heat wave......!

budanski, do you know how much americans die from cigarette smoking each year ?
I give you an indication : there are five zeros

[memphiz]

]

I'm really impress with "Canada" in 1812 when they got all the money and manpower from Britain to fight "Canada's" war *clap clap*


http://www.chatitaliachat.it/serpe/humor/191.gif


um....seeing how Canada was a British Colony and it wasnt British manpower that fought in the war of 1812 cuz the majority of the Royal Army was in Europe fighting Napolean. The people in the war of 1812 were like Newfy's, Canadian Militia, Natives etc.

You can't say Canadian militia when the word "Canada" did not exist
Definiton of Canada:

Apparently its history starts with the word kanata, which in Huron (an Iroquoian language of eastern Canada) meant “village.” Jacques Cartier, the early French explorer, picked up the word and used it to refer to the land around his settlement, now part of Quebec City. By the 18th century it referred to all of New France, which extended from the St. Lawrence River to the Great Lakes and down into what is now the American Midwest. In 1759, the British conquered New France and used the name Quebec for the colony north of the St. Lawrence River, and Canada for the rest of the territory. Eventually, as the territory increased in size and the present arrangement of the provinces developed, Canada applied to all the land north of the United States and east of Alaska.

[budanski]

When has anything "break-through" come out of socialised healthcare?

By what measure do the French have the best health care system in the world according to the UN? When 15,000 die merely as the result of a heat wave......!

budanski, do you know how much americans die from cigarette smoking each year ?
I give you an indication : there are five zeros

Death from cigarette smoking is not exclusive to americans.

[Pégase]

Death from cigarette smoking is not exclusive to americans.

if u want to insist on this kind of details ...
now I know maybe one which was exclusive to americans , but I'll don't mention it and don't make fun of it because this wouldn't be fair

would you guess at what I think though ?

[budanski]

Enlighten me. I know americans die of heat stroke as well, but would never let it go to the thousands, let alone 15,000 :roll:

[Pégase]

Enlighten me. I know americans die of heat stroke as well, but would never let it go to 15,000. :roll:

now the climate is not the same than in America here, and that year it was extremly exceptionnal , and it concerned very old people, and they didn't die simultaneously :roll:

and you know what ? the average age of death among old persons has increased the months after, please note this fact

[budanski]

now the climate is not the same than in America here, and that year it was exceptionnaly exclusive as well, and it concerned very old people, and they didn't die simultaneously :roll:

and you know what ? the average age of death among old persons has increased the months after, please note this fact

So the climate change was/is now exclusive to France? I'm curious how the Spaniards, Dutch, Belgians, etc. fared during this heatwave. With your superior healthcare, why wasnt anything done? Which takes us back to my original comment, by what measure according to the UN do the french have the number one healthcare? And what "Break-throughs" in medicine have come out of socialised healthcare?

[Pégase]

So the climate is now exclusive to France? With your superior healthcare, why wasnt anything done? Which takes us back to my original comment, by what measure according to the UN do they french have the number one healthcare?

now it's true that was a number of deaths amongs old persons very high, and a big reform followed, and too late

but the climate was exceptionnally hot that year, I don't know what it was for the countries around, but I can tell you that the summer 2003 in France has been the more hot since the last 150 years

now this is also a question of probability and numbers, and as u missed, the average age of death among old persons has increased the months after

and yeah 400 000 americans die because of the cigarette every year :roll:

[budanski]

So the climate is now exclusive to France? With your superior healthcare, why wasnt anything done? Which takes us back to my original comment, by what measure according to the UN do they french have the number one healthcare?

now it's true that was a number of deaths amongs old persons very high, and a big reform followed, and too late

but the climate was exceptionnally hot that year, I don't know what it was for the countries around, but I can tell you that the summer 2003 in France has been the more hot since the last 150 years

now this is also a question of probability and numbers, and as u missed, the average age of death among old persons has increased the months after

and yeah 400 000 americans die because of the cigarette every year :roll:

I'm glad you're around to point out that only Americans die from cigarette related deaths. We all know how the Europeans are all smoke-free throughout their socialist utopia. :roll:

[Pégase]

I'm glad you're around to point out that only Americans die from cigarette related deaths. We all know how the Europeans are all smoke-free throughout their socialist utopia. :roll:

I' ve never done such a claim, and I'm glad u missed my point about a simultaneity record

[budanski]

uh, k :|

[Jack Mehoff]

I'm glad you're around to point out that only Americans die from cigarette related deaths. We all know how the Europeans are all smoke-free throughout their socialist utopia. :roll:

I' ve never done such a claim, and I'm glad u missed my point about a simultaneity record



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[SFontaine]

I like how Douchey hasn't replied to my challenge yet

[Loco]

Ten Reasons...

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING FRENCH
2)Yet to experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time.
Of which sport are you talking about?? Zinedine Zidane is french, and a world and european and ...champion. Frenchs don´t deserve Zizou being french. :(
3)You get to eat insect food like snails and frog's legs
And horse beef steaks, and liver of tortured ducks and other nice things mother nature gave to men. :) I´m hungry!
6)You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people's countries
Yep, they aren´t the only ones :backhand:
10)People think you're a great lover even when you're not
If it´s like this, it´s a true reason for being french, I envy frenchs. :)

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING AMERICAN
1)You can have a woman president without electing her
Is Lady Laura Bush the president of the United States of America?? At least, I like her name.
2)You can spell colour wrong and get away with it
And you can spell wrong too "potatoe" :) ...ehh potata? or pototoe, patota? patita?? Mr Quayle, heeeelp mee!woot
4)You can be a crook and still be president
...(not only in USA) :roll:
5)If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything
...(not only in USA) :roll:
6)If you can breathe you can get a gun
...(only in USA) :roll:
7)You can invent a new public holiday every year
In my country too woot . What´s wrong with that?
9)You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy"
Change "buddy" for "tío", the same here, I don´t know if it really likes me :roll:
10)You can think you're the greatest nation on earth.
My country too. ;)
11)When you're not.
we aren´t :oops: ...But does it matter? ;)
12)At all.
We were the greatest nation on earth at all. ;)

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH
1)Two World Wars and One World Cup doo-dah doo-dah
:roll: Almost half of the world won 2 WORLD wars. And the one WCup, umm, I´ve seen that match recorded and I think english victory is so fake as the first goal of Maradona to England in 1986. Anyway, beautiful match.
2)Warm beer
And cold too woot . What I don´t understand is why english drink so much beer and usually foreign beer. And I´ll add to the warm beer, chocolate of 1000 differents sizes, shapes and varieties.
4)You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events
Stereotypes. English usually don´t accept "graciously" defeats in major sporting events.
7)You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world power.
(...not only english suffer of that illness :roll:)

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ITALIAN
2)Unembarrassed to wear fur.
Russians too, I wonder why? :D
8)Live near the Pope
It´s said it helps you to go to heaven. ;)
9)Can spend hours braiding girlfriend's armpit hair
naaa...stereotype. Nordic girls are more hairy than italians, anyway both vikings and italians girls are cutes.
10)Country run by Sicilian murderers
Sicilian murderers don´t rule only Italy, Mr. Corleone usually lives near Lake Tahoe, Nevada, USA, I know, I´ve seen him in an american movie and american movies always tell the truth.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING SPANISH
1)Glorious history of killing South American tribes
As I said before, we the spanish not only killed south american tribes, but we killed too central and north american tribes, millions of deaths in less than 100 years with less than 20.000 spanish. Is well documented, we wrote the documents, and what´s the point? Aren´t we greats??? And we killed too thousands and thousands of hateful heathens from Netherlands, France, English, Germany and Turks. I really miss the good ole times, I´m thinking in asking for an american passport because I´d like doing the same that Grandpa. I love the smell of napalm.. p-)
2)The rest of Europe thinks Africa begins at the Pyrenees
Yeah! I think it was Alexander Dumas what discoverd our geographic situation. We are the most developped and interesting country of Africa continent, and the first and only african country in joining the European Union and conquering europe and america ;)
3)You get your beaches invaded by Germans, Danes, Brits etc
And we fight feeding them with rotten paellas and sangrías exclusively for tourist. They pay for being poisoned! strange people, btw.
4)The rest of your country is already invaded by Moroccans
If not, they are coming again. But they don´t pay for being poisoned, that´s a real problem!
5)Everybody else makes crap paella and claims it's the real thing
Comme on, buddy, you can´t pretend eating good food paying only 15 euros near the beach for filling your belly with soap, paella, and icecream plus 5 liters of sangría and asking for a bag for keeping the overplus food for the supper at your hotel room. You never were a gourmet at home, were you? :backhand:
6)Honesty
Sarcastic??? :roll: (umm, a secret: we don´t think we´re specially honest to be sincere, but when we compare ourselves with our neighbours at the north, east, south and west, , something we usually do at least one hour daily, we really feel good: we are basically a honest people ;) )
7)Only sure way of bedding a woman is to dress up in stupid, tight clothes and risk your life in front of bulls
It´s sure if you´re a torero, you´ll have every woman you want: leftiest chicks, righteous ladies, hippies, the PET president...sadly, I´m not a torero :(. But even so, certainly you don´t need to wear toreros trousers if a spanish girl likes you, you´ll be hunted without mercy. The one who wrote point nº7 it´s sure he´s ugly. p-)
8)You get to eat bulls' ********sLook points 3 and 5. Why in the hell would we eat bull´s balls when we can eat the bull´s beef steaks??? rofl
9)Gibraltar
And what? Gibraltar is shut by a wall and we have the kee. p-)
10)Supported Argentina in Falklands War.
Certainly not, the result would be other quite different.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING GERMAN
1)
2)
3)
4)
5)
6)
7)
8)
9)
umm, spanish said time ago(and still now?) that spanish is the one who can´t be other one. I´d advise you patience. ;)

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING INDIAN
1)Chicken Madras
2)Lamb Passanda
3)Onion Bhaji
4)Bombay Potatoe
5)Chicken Tikka Masala
6)Rogan Josh
7)Popadoms
8)Chicken Dopiaza
9)Meat Bhuna
10)Kingfisher lager
:roll: I understand nothing! I think I should visit sooner than later an indian restaurant, it seems I´m losing something interesting.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING WELSH
1)You've got to be having a laugh, haven't you?!?!?!?
Catherine Z Jones is welsh, I´m at your service, lady. :hug:
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:LYEFOJ3f-XYJ:cathezjones.tripod.com/fondo.jpg
JB Toshack is welsh too, he´s very fond of whiskey, any relation between his name and drinking?, and Richard Burton was too, any relation?? BTW, they aren´t mediocres guys.
PD: I can´t forget the killer of Delilah!
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:7I471WUF12wJ:www.cas.ohiou.edu/pols/walesinternship/images/tom_jones.jpg

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING IRISH
1)Guinness
2)18 children becuase you can't use contraceptives
3)You can get into a fight just by marching down someone's road
4)Pubs never close
5)Can use Papal edicts on contraception passed in the second Vatican Council of 1968 to persuade your girlfriend that you can't have *** with a condom on.
6)No one can ever remember the night before
7)Kill people you don't agree with
8)Stew
9)More Guiness
10)Eating stew and drinking guinness in an Irish pub at 3 in the morning after a bout of sectarian violence.
I know many people like that across all europe! Are considered irish those ugly people living in Ireland who likes marching and despising and threatening and killing only when they are many wearing ridicule hats? :slap:
Regarding that issue of the condoms and the 18 sons, are they really like this? I spent a summer in Eire with an irish family, but I hadn´t problems of this kind, I was only a boy. It was a good summer.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN
1)It beats being an American.
2)Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
4)Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
7)Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
10)Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground
:roll: After reading 5 pages of this thread, it seems as if canadians have an identity problem: are they americans? are they british? are they canadians? are they?. I can´t opine.



sorry, didnt realize there was a humor section...
In fact, this is a serious post, real as life, what I said before about spanish girls and their preferences about nationality is true.

[MapleLeafInfantry]

I'm suprised none of the flame-warring antagonistic canuckleheads found this!



Battle of York (Toronto) April 1813 Toronto, Canada U.S. troops took control of Great Lakes, burn York. This action later returned by British burning of Washington, D.C.
Even if the Canadians DID burn down our White House, we still burned down their whole freakin' capital. :lol:

Vance: Ottawa is a few days dog sled and canoe from toronto fyi.
rofl rofl rofl
mli

[EYE SPY]

Loco, do all of your countrymen have such a stiff uptight attitude as you. Jesus christ, pull that rod out of your ass. Do you understand what a joke is. Do you even have a sense of humor.

And everyone says the Germans are cold!

[EvanL]

Loco, do all of your countrymen have such a stiff uptight attitude as you. Jesus christ, pull that rod out of your ass. Do you understand what a joke is. Do you even have a sense of humor.

And everyone says the Germans are cold!
spaniards arent cold. They just havent gotten over the fact that they arent a world power anymore.